#it wasn't me

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A witch unleashed a cucumber cruse that hit all coastal towns in Croatia.

People ate the cursed cucumbers.

A grandma almost died.

#dream #witch #croatia #curse #cursed #it wasn't me #cucumber #death mention #grandma #eating #food

[catfindr]

#petfinder #catfinder #cat #kitten #kitty #it wasn't me #it wasnt me #mo #missouri

[rocknroll7575]

RWBY: Cutaway

Ruby: How do we get Emerald to talk?

Jaune: Don't worry Ruby I got this, you're talking to the guy who interrogated Shaggy

XXX

*Jaune dressed as a Detective in an interrogation room with Shaggy the singer*

Jaune: Cut the crap shaggy! We caught you on the counter!

Shaggy: Wasn't me

Jaune: We also saw you bangin' on the sofa!

Shaggy: Wasn't me

Jaune: Well then Picture this! *hits table* We caught you both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor!

#rwby #rwby meme #jaune arc #ruby rose #it wasn't me #memes #song meme #family guy cutaway #rwby shitpost

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

Henri-Guillaume Schlesinger (French, 1814-1893) Ce n'est pas moi, 1872

#Henri-Guillaume Schlesinger #Henri Guillaume Schlesinger #art #french art #french aristocracy #french artist #classical art #portrait of a girl #ce n'est pas moi #it wasn't me #1800s #1800s fashion #mediterranean #europe #european #europa

[tha-wrecka-stow]

#soul and r&b #soul #r&b #rnb #r&b/soul #reggae #music #2000s #00s #shaggy #it wasn't me #rikrok #hot shot #ricardo ducent #ricardo rikrok ducent #gif

[whereifindsanity]

#gif #doglife #hahaha #it wasn't me #it was the cat

[navybrat817]

Why was Sierra Six in my dream last night?

#navybrat rambles #sierra six #nothing happened #but seriously #absolutely nothing #i think he was helping someone #it wasn't me #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends

[parva-noctua]

Bobby: Dammit, Buck!

Buck: What?! It wasn't me!

Bobby: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Ravi!

Ravi: Not me either.

Bobby: Oh... Then who set the truck on fire?

Eddie: [whistles Shaggy's song]

#incorrect 911 quotes #911 la #it wasn't me #bobby nash #evan buckley #ravi panikkar #eddie diaz #buddie

[louisplumpyass]

let me kiss it, daddy

#OH I DID NOT SCREAM WHEN THIS SCENE CAME UP #nope #it wasn't me #you can see my hands shaking #louis tomlinson #aotv #aotv documentary #all of those voices #one direction #one direction fandom

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Lowkey laughing at the latest episode of “House of the Dragon” since I’m imagining Rhaenyra and Alicent singing a modified version of Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me”.

Alicent: But they caught you on the counter.

Rhaenyra: It wasn’t me!

Alicent: Saw you banging on the sofa.

Rhaenyra: It wasn’t me!

Alicent: You even had him in the shower.

Rhaenyra: It wasn’t me!

Alicent: They even caught you on camera.

Rhaenyra: It wasn’t me! (And what’s a camera?!)

#shaggy #it wasn't me #house of the dragon #house of the dragon spoilers #hotd #hotd spoilers #king of the narrow sea #hotd incorrect quotes #game of thrones #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #queen alicent #alicent hightower #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targaryen #young rhaenyra #daemon x rhaenyra #daemyra

[hollowsart]

-cracks open my followers page like I'm lifting a rock from the dirt and shining a light down on the ecosystem underneath it-

Alright, which one of you influenced my "recommended for you" page to have hærry stïles posts?

#ghostie mumbles #it wasn't me #i don't even like him or listen to that music #hfjgkdhsg I just woke up and checked my rec page and had to block every blog posting about that guy in there. #there is only 1 algorithm on tumblr and it's a broken mess and only found in 1 small section that not many people use anyway

[vixstarria]

I am perfectly competent at accepting compliments irl.

Smile, accept the compliment, give credit where it's due if whatever it is is not really my accomplishment.

But say two positive words about something I wrote, and it's an enormous struggle to not go: "Oh jeez, nah I don't deserve that, I have no idea what I'm doing, this silly thing just kind of fell into place, I didn't really have anything to do with it, in fact it was like that when I got here."

#personal #writing #it wasn't me #it was like that when I got here #I see you guys going through my catalog #I uh - I'm glad you like my product #vix musings

[mudwerks]

(via ‘It Wasn’t Me’: George Santos Denies New Identity-Theft Charges )

#santos #it wasn't me #GOP follies will never end

[koool-thing]

why does it have almost 400 hits?????

#car seat headrest #csh #will toledo #Andrew Katz #it wasn't me #i promise #and no #nobody had to do it #ao3

[tiddie-taylor]

Don't tell anyone I drew this 🤫

#it wasn't me #nuh uh #inside out #inside out fandom #inside out sadness #inside out joy #joyness #joy x sadness #sadness x joy

[whereifindsanity]

#meme #doglife #border collie #merry christmas #it wasn't me #im innocent