#is that an ass knife?

[dailystargatebooty]

#Stargate Atlantis #SGA #Stargate #shep's butt friday #is that an ass knife? #certainly a one cheek knife #john sheppard #remnants

[drulalovescas]

"Well, Dean always carries a blade, why don't we have Cas come take the blade out of my pocket and he can use it and we go from there?"

~Jensen Ackles

I can't believe we got THIS scene because Jensen Ross Ackles in his infinite wisdom was like: of course Dean would have a knife in his ass pocket. And OF COURSE Cas would know about the knife in Dean's ass pocket,

#fellas is it gay to know your buddie carries a knife in his ass pocket???? #normal show for normal people #spn 15x18 #destiel #supernatural #spn #jensen ackles

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

De-aged Danny wandering the street of Gotham as a five year old:

Batfam: hello child are you alright?

Danny: Yup! :D

Batfam: where are your parents buddy?

Danny: don’t need em. Tried to kill me

Batfam: *concerned* how about you come with us for a little while?

Danny: no thank you mister Batman, I don’t trust adults

Batfam: oh no

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dcxdp #I love de-aged danny #either with memories or without #cause like baby danny would be smarter than the average toddler #and say shit that so so strange coming from a high pitched squeaky toddler voice #why does this baby know what murder is? who taught him how to wield a knife? how does baby know how to reach stove to cook? #why did baby just beat my ass? how did he drop kick me? #the Batman may never know #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #batfam #dc x dp prompt

[bruisedbunnyyyy]

me on valentines day 💘

#bounce that ass #attention wh0r3 #needy wh0re #daddy’s wh0re #cvm wh0re #dumb wh0re #corruption kink #rough cnc #cnc daddy #cnc brat #cock tease #sexy tease #fucktoy training #bd/sm fucktoy #cnc drugging #cnc fr33use #cnc knife play #cnc sub #feeling slutty #free use slvt #dumb slvt #r@pe fantasy #subby bunny #k!nk blog #k!nky girl #k!nk community #molest me #touch me

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 207

Danny does not come out of the portal. 

In fact, he’s lost. Very lost. He just wants to go home and is getting scared of everything around him because he doesn’t know what’s going on. But! But he’s found an (admittedly also terrifying) castle or keep or whatever they’re called that all the ghosts avoid!

It never exactly enters his mind that they might have been avoiding such a place for a reason. 

In unrelated news, the first thing Fright Knight sees after his sword was (accidentally) knocked free from its prison is not a blob ghost- they’ve done it a few times over the eternities- but a ghostling. A newborn ghostling, who promptly bursts into tears to his genuine horror. What did he do?!

#Prompts #Danny Phantom #DP #Dad Fright Knight #He’s trying to calm the few-days dead ghostling #Danny is like the size of a small child compared to Fright #Danny being a Halfa didn’t get the instinctive information other ghostlings do #& thx to his parents’ study doesn’t know ghosts aren’t all bad #Fright (slightly panicking): Would you feel better if I gave you a blade?? #Danny does get a very big (for him) knife that Fright gently adjusts his grip on during their adventure #Fright: Is this the area you came from? #Danny: No :( #Fright: Would petting Nightmare make you feel better #Danny: Omg a horsie yay #Amity does still have to deal with the rest of the ghosts while this is going on #Then one day there’s this whole ass giant hell knight and tiny child standing there #Fright Knight: I have had this ghostling for (insert number of weeks) and if anything happened to him I would release Pariah to destroy eve #Fright Knight #Danny Fenton

[hood-ex]

My favorite Tim moment is when he's struggling to undo his shoelace and refers to it as an "entity of pure evil" and then he immediately questions where his pocketknife is so that he can just cut the knot off alskdja.

Robin #100

#like pls that is sooo dramatic alskdja #although i guess he could want to slide the knife between the knot to loosen it if he's got short ass fingernails #but it's funnier to think that he wants to saw the knot off entirely #Tim Drake

[kevyeen]

#Monkey man #Everything was so so good about this movie #The hijra kicking ass The knife teeth scene The politics The REVENGE Everything omg

[adeliasecretfiles]

this joke was on my mind today and i just had to draw it out

inspired by this;

#if youd excuse my boy rico getting off to his knife in the video clip #my son (something is very wrong with him) #ALSO I HADNT NOTICED BEFORE THAT KOWALSKI IS HOLDING THE ABABCUS WRONG AHAHAH #shouldve included that in the drawing!!! goofy ass #tpom #tpom kowalski #penguins of madagascar

[lamina-tsrif]

if i may request a knifetrick poster with either 1 or 10 :D?

oh I’ve missed them so

#og art #knifetrick #ran aetherman #jackie brackett #bishops knife trick #HI BELOVED MUTIE!!!! #YIPPEEE!!! THIS ONE IS DONE!!! OOOUGHHHHH #ITS BEEN SO LONG #his arm is actually kinda fun #ran n Jackie my beloveds #how have i never noticed the symbol on his back was gold #I’ve been making it a mark this whole time… #if I went any further it would be a whole ass commission title n all

[gecklio]

self indulgent speedingbullet stimboard...

x / x / x / x / x / x / x / x / x

#speeding bullet #sniperscout #scoutsniper #guns #stim #knife #stimboard #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #i dont know why the one at the bottom's quality sucks ass so much but it adds to the board so it stays #scout tf2 #my post

[vaguely-concerned]

merrill dragon age really reverse engineered an eluvian from first principles in a cave with a box of scraps and one single blighted shard. and STILL she gets no respect for it from anyone but potentially hawke, at least in a confused yet well-meaning 'are ya winning son' sort of way on the friendship path. dark days for women in STEM

(really though it seems the equivalent of a person in the middle ages putting together a nokia phone from rocks and sticks (and one coaching session from a spirit, fair enough) and then just not being able to figure out how to turn it on even though it is fully functioning. magically at least merrill is inarguably a genius. the tony stark of kirkwall. well not really that comparison falls apart pretty quickly but you see what I'm saying here lmao)

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #merrill #of all people aveline actually seems to pick up on just how brilliant she is #but she only ever tells merrill so out loud so that she gets to tell her she's also an idiot with the next breath fhsadkfhsa #ah would it really be DA2 if that wasn't how that conversation went tho #anders has his head way too far up his own ass (affectionate) about anything she does to really consider what she's achieved #but one day I'd love to see some mages studying merrill's work like 'how?? how in the fUCK did she do this it shold be impossible' #hawke standing over on the side like a proud yet bumbling older brother like 'uh. it involved some sort of really special knife. #I punched a varterral about it. do not ask me any more questions'

[unknownarmageddon]

don’t threaten me with a good time

killer belongs to rahafwabas

#armageddon art #the black jacket plus monochrome plaid around waist combo is such a killer ass fit #i’ve seen the same exact one twice now and it’s him i think #killer sans #killer!sans #utmv fanart #utmv #ut au #sans au #anyway. yet another case of me dressing him up like a doll cackles #knife #knife tw

[dailystargatebooty]

#Stargate Atlantis #SGA #Stargate #Ronon Dex #shep's butt friday #no ass knife :( #John Sheppard #Teyla Emmagen #the return pt 1

[koddlet]

collage of that dream that stuck with me

#linoprint #mixed media #collage #composition is kinda shabby but it felt good to make something so it's fine. also not sure why the scan quality is kinda ass #linocut #printmaking #nonfandom #what's a knife really #anyway. whoever reads tags. in the dream i remember distinctly it was about using the knife for cutting up fruit out of love #vs literal murder which is a bit extreme but you get the gist. backstabber #analogue art

[lilshroomboi]

my dumbass got sick at a concert and this is all my fever fueled brain can conjure

#wtf is going on #i got this nasty ass flu from a kpop concert #and this is what happens #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel #hazbin fanart #my art #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #knife duck #hazbin comic #horror #radioapple #lucifer x alastor #sketch #knife duck lucifer

[killerpancakeburger]

Y/N: *staring at a picture of Captain MacTavish* *sighs wistfully* 22!Soap: What does he have that I don't!? Y/N: Hmm... the scar? Scars are sex- Ghost: SOAP NO Soap: SOAP YES *evades Ghost and keeps trying to recreate 09!Soap's eye scar on himself*

#i think soap is dumb enough for this. thats it #i am a himbo soap truther #also a bottom soap truther. a I love the kind of women that can kick my ass! soap truther. etccc #kept seeing fics with both soaps and this happened #22 soap is my one true love. but damn captain MacTavish is hot HOT #rambling into the void #cod #cod mw2 #call of duty #call of duty mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap cod #soap mw2 #soap x y/n #simon ghost riley #every day ghost wakes up and soap is running around with a knife #txt post #humor #captain mactavish