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this harold is pathetic (derogatory) and not pathetic (affectionate), can't say i'm a fan 😔
they've not even used the technological changes since the original series to make anything scarier or more meaningful!! it's just more disgusting 😒
(and sure, horror CAN evoke feelings of disgust, but if it's only that.....then there's nothing for the ppl who aren't spooked by it :P we just end up bored and annoyed lol. i think the most effective horror has elements of not just disgust, but also terror, rage, and even tragedy!! bc horror is supposed to be about the things humans fear, and human fears are multi faceted!! that's why horror as a genre is fun!! 😄)
(also monster fucking. lots of ppl enjoy monster fucking. LET THEM HAVE MONSTERS TO FUCK IF THEY WANT!! THEY DESERVE IT!!! 😤👌)
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this the only halfway non-stupid video i have from Trager the other day, more will come the next time i get into cosplay as him :)
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the-acid-pear · 8 months
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The Psychos updated: they all died. Each and every single one of the psychos died. First, it was Patrick. He died in some random battle, fighting along his daughter. El Bromas wasn't even fucking moved about the love of his life dying like this truly justifying the name of the team. On the final battle, Bolien, Patrick and El's daughter fell first. It was the "Kill The Tyrant" mission so my fps were so low I didn't even see how or when she fucking died. Next, it was Walter White. He was a mystic, he was slow and weak, he couldn't outrun them all fast enough. Then, it was Yujiro. He died facing Ash. They both were surrounded, they knew there was no way to make it out alive. He made sure to bring the beast that killed him along to hell though. Now without his soulmate, Ash was done for. There were close to 20 enemies surrounding him, tentacles wrapped around him, couldn't even move. His last action? One last fucking headbutt, because when all fails, use your head. Now it was all up to El Bromas. He was fast, so he ran. He'd find the tyrant. He was the last hope, maybe if he did he'd end this, maybe his friends and family's sacrifice wouldn't have been on vain. He ran, and he found him. He had full armor, full warding, full health. He landed a shot, then another one after being first hit. A quarter of the tyrant's life was out, there was hope. I really thought El Bromas could make it as the sole fucking hero. But alas, for when he lost his eye way earlier on this tale he couldn't have forseen the repercussions, as one faithful 80% shot failed, giving the tyrant one whole turn to hit him right in the face, draining his life just like that.
And El lived! He ran away, he was alive. But... something appeared, something evil, a reflection of himself, something stronger that he was, and he gave him the opportunity to become one and become truly powerful. And after that... well, how could El Bromas not do it? He had just seen all he cared and loved die. He had lost everything. He had nothing left to lose and just everything to gain. And so the sole survivor took the deal, becoming one with his evil side. And so, the world was over. No more heroes left to defend it, The Psychos had officially failed. And that was the end of their tale.
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firefirevampire · 1 year
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Jesus
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trubblegumm · 1 year
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BB!Leo but he cosplays Patrick Bateman from American Psycho to make up for the fact I can’t seem to finish any kind of content right now
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antifeminism-protacos · 10 months
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Say what you will about Skull Merchant’s lore but the fact that she and Trapper not only share a realm, but her Glamping HQ just randomly appeared in the middle of his property one day is hilarious. I cannot imagine an old fashioned, gruff and rugged fathers boy from the early 1900s having to talk to a female Japanese-Brazilian millionaire with a Patrick Bateman loser-ego-god complex that likes to dress in cyber punk cosplay and hunt people for sport
Talk about a battle of the daddy issues
Also image Evan’s absolute outrage at seeing Adriana press a button to get a drone back when he has to walk miles out of his way to even grab a trap for the first time
If BHVR ever releases more lore about killer interactions I need to hear about their relationship
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mugeesworld · 6 months
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One Piece Fans Green & Red Flags!!
I seen someone do this on tiktok and thought I would do some of my takes😋 this is as a joke so don't take it to heart
Also these are HELLA specific so don't ask how I know I just do ok
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The one piece fans that are still in alabaster and instead of watching one piece they are scrolling on the tiktok # of it. +extra points if you're already doing fanart of them.
non binary luffy/chopper fans (quite silly people I enjoy your company. You probably have a saved collection of videos of cats with silly sounds. Don't lie to me ik you do)
Asexual Zoro and luffy fans
Platonic Nami and luffy shippers (ya know like brother sister dynamic)
Female plus size sanji fans (cough cough me. But I've seen all y'all out their. You freaky bitches)
Usopp fans (enough said)
People that love the usopp and Nami bestie duo.
Dadan fans (period)
People that make fanart of zoro and chopper being cute
People that draw robin with that one nose shape and also draw her like that one lady from criminal minds.
FROBIN SHIPPERS (RAHHHHH🔥🔥⁉️⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️)
Trans men Franky fans (you started wearing button ups over t-shirts huh. Elite style and funny as hell)
Female Franky shippers (Bless y'all. Y'all my favs probably. Making the best edits I swear. Probably looking for a man's like Franky cause you kin robin)
LESBIAN NAMI FANS (PLEASE LOVE ME ALL Y'ALLS COSPLAYS BE EATING SO HARD BABES)
Nami x Vivi shippers (yeah😋)
Introverted female robin fans (hit my line)
Female buggy fans
Trans men zoro fans
FEMALE OR TRANS MASC WHITEBEARD STAN'S (very rare to come across. Y'all great but y'all need to heal your dad issues)
People that don't leave out Franky, jinbei, and brook in writing stuff
People that write for Franky in general.(he needs more love)
Marco simps (brave soliders right here. You really picked that mf? Yeah me you. IT'S ABOUT PERSONALITY OK???)
Sanji fans that actually find his training arc fun and not gross
Female Mihawk stans (naughty gal😼 you like them cold)
You know what?! Any trans masc one piece fan that picked a character and was like. Yep! He's literally me! Im literally him!
Jinbei fans (you guys are either sweethearts or middle school boys(the mean kind)
Brook fans that do fanart. (See cause y'all gonna eat every time)
Bon clay fans that actually like him and don't just make fun of him.
I forgot his name. Umm Coby? I think? Yeah Coby fans.
Rayleigh simps (insert sound *I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's! She really is hungry!* Me too girl me too.)
Same for garp ^
The people that been making the shanks love actions edits 😋
People that make corecore/hopecore edits of one piece
Ik I've said it a bunch but the drawing community that has been carrying the one piece fandom on tiktok. (Ty for blessing us)
Plus size one piece fans +points if you cosplay
That hot old lady that took chopper in and the hot old lady with Rayleigh fans. (Those two would be such good friends and serve some major cunt. Drawers! Get to it you know what to do.)
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Sanji and zoro fans that ARE CONSTANTLY BICKERING IN COMMENT SECTIONS ABOUT POWER LEVELS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH SHUT UP
People that feel the need to tell sanji fans about Fishman Island every chance they get as if other characters don't have their red flags. I said it.
That one person in every comment section with a luffy profile pics saying the most absolutely rude or embarrassing thing ever like "post the on IG reels" (you are immature and not in a good way like luffy)
Zoro fans that's also like Patrick Bateman for the wrong reason
"Yamato is a woman" ("we'll actually Oda said 🤓" EHHHHHHHH *family Feud buzzered noise.* GET OUT)
People that shit on the one piece live action cast. (specifically the ones complaining about nami and her sister. BOY I OTTA!)
People that talk shit about big mom just cause she fat. Like babes so is your mom....
People that still watch one piece and try to say how much they love it but are racist, homophobic, transphobic. When one of the biggest things for luffy is to not be judgemental. You are not him⁉️🗣️ you are a asssss
Akianu fans.
MOST black beard fans (I ain't forgiving no one for what he did to whitebeard I'm not hearing it)
"Zoro would kill the whole crew for luffy🤓" would you kill your whole friend group/family for your best friend/mom or dad..... I didn't think so.
People that hate on English dub watchers. I'm a slow reader y'all. Plus it's hella funny.
People that weren't at least a little mad about GARPS actions in marine ford.
Nami x luffy. Robin x Law. And robin x zoro shippers. Also Any gross illegal ones with gross age gaps.
Thats all I can think of right now!
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theygotlost · 2 months
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i was dreaming that i was wearing patrick bateman cosplay and then the real patrick bateman saw me and i could see from the crazed look in his eyes that he was mad as hell that i was copying his outfit and i was his next target
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the-metropolis-marvel · 2 months
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Beware the bat character drop: joker
Well...here he is, the new joker
Yeah after seeing Beetlejuice it was hard to not envision him as the joker, down to the mannerisms,sense of humor, craving of chaos, and the self awareness. I can go on and on and on.
Beware the bat takes place around 2-3 years after this universe's version of knightfall(pre Jason Todd?. Joker was sent into hiding by Bane wanting his ass dead and he later showed up in Arkham. During that span of time, numerous joker copycats sprouted up wanting to become the new clown prince of crime. There were 4 of these copycats, and they all are based off of the common ways people interpret the character of joker(both acting and reception)
There's one based off of the way the Heath Ledger Joker became a symbol for incels and toxic masculinity and what not(note I'm not making fun of the portrayal itself, Heath Ledger is and always will be the best version of the Joker put to live action, it's just the way people use him in stuff like "sigma male" memes and whatnot, kinda like Patrick Bateman)
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Because it's my au and I had the perfect opportunity, there's a copycat thats based off of the Jared Leto version
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(I hate even looking at him)
There's a copycat based off of the Batman who laughs and how DC tries so hard to make him batman's perfect opposite and greatest nemesis
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And lastly there's one who is just a cosplayer that joker hunted down because he didn't commit all the way, in my head I have him kinda looking like this joker cosplay by Anthony Misiano
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Joker In beware the bat is a mix between the chaotic volatile maniac of Heath Ledger
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mixed with the campy gadget wielding man who has a bang gun of the animated series Joker, voiced by Mark Hamill with no in between
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You either get "oooh I'm gonna try to get a species of fish named after me" joker or you're gonna get the one that interviews a hostage and brutally murdered him on camera
His origin is mainly up to debate,they think his name is Jack Napier but other than that we have no idea. Some say he was a disgruntled amusement park performer who had enough, some say he was a mobster who was abused to his limit, some just think he turned out that way.
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What did you say? He's literally the definition of a male manipulator and I should break up with him? Noooo silly, he's just making an American Pyscho reference!! What do you mean the Patrick Bateman cosplay is a red flag?
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heavensickness · 2 years
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i think xyx could cosplay patrick bateman like i think he would pull off that "black suit covered in blood with a hatchet in hand" look well. he could pull off the attitude too
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ranboo5 · 1 year
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It's like my cosplay established: Patrick Bateman was held back because he, unlike c!Ranboo, didn't have bald guy swag
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endofthe1980s · 2 years
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popular and relevant king
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eddiekasprzak · 4 years
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i have decided that there is ONE (1) context in which i’ll accept masc eddie and it’s chapter two eddie attempting to cosplay as a heterosexual dudebro to throw his patrick bateman-ass coworkers off the scent after he rejects one too many invitations to the strip club.
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surpriserose · 3 years
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How would everyone cosplay if they were all going to a con or smth
Goddamnit i should have known this was coming next </3
Dio does not cosplay, no one is better than him <3 but i could see him wearing some victorian shit or something and chrollo is like hes my mr darcy <3 (although it pains him because he knows its not period accurate because pride and prejudice is edwardian or some shit but its the only couples cosplay he gets with dio </3)
Chrollo cosplays like fuckin does anyone remember the young pope show? I could see chrollo really vibing with that or he can cosplay as like twink ganon or something <3 he does not have the vibes for it but i think he would also try bayonetta </3 sorry i just started thinking about smash bros people xhxhdhhcjsofoqo
Hisoka i mean....i gotta say like pennywise right? Probably the tim curry one specifically <3 or like....and im so sorry ME BUT....ghirahim 😔😔😔
Seishirou....can you cosplay patrick bateman? He finds a way <3 i also think if like hokuto and Subaru were at the same con they would wear matching ghostbuster costumes and he would wear one too just to keep ruining shit for subaru </3
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flightlogmcu · 4 years
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Flight Log Blog #14
Hey Everyone!
First Flight Log Blog of 2020! Would’ve been Friday, but a lot of things were going on to the point where I needed to log off the internet. But I’m back and ready to go.
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Lovely fanart by anon, and it’s honestly super cute.
1.  GOT7 GDA & Jaebeom
Got7 attended the 2020 Golden Disc Awards. The theme this year was cosplay, as they and other kpop idols dressed up. However Got7 (Bambam), wouldn’t be them if they didn’t go all out.
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They all look amazing, and I hope they enjoyed every minute of it. Honestly idols should cosplay at every award show, it’d make 10x more fun. Got7 also won best album for Spinning Top, which they so rightly deserve.
Another amazing thing to celebrate is Jaebeom’s birthday! We celebrated our Im Leader’s birthday, and he rewarded us by GETTING A CHEEK PIERCING AND DRIVING EVERYONE INSANE!
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Between the long hair and piercing, the man wants us dead.
2. Newcomer to the MCU?
There’s word circulating around that Christian Bale (who played Batman in The Dark Knight) might be asked to join Thor: Love & Thunder. Which is CRAZY! Not only would that be a funny switch over between the two comic book franchises, but it’s Christian Bale! The man who played Patrick Bateman in American Psycho. Man’s got credentials. It isn’t confirmed yet, but it’d be awesome nonetheless.
3. Departure III chapter 5
I can’t say for certain, but I’m gonna shoot for chapter 5 for Departure III this Saturday. I’ve only gotten a small section done, but this chapter’s not as extensive. Still bunch of drama though. There’s really 3 chapters in this last Departure story that I’m super excited about, however all of Departure III is fun when considering how I’m gonna mess around with the Turbulence Acts.
All wrapped up for today. I’ll shoot for a Friday Blog, and remember to send me more ask if you’d like!
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