#instead it’s all just 🤷‍♀️

[ultimateaclrecovery]

I keep waffling endlessly on whether or not I want to try and get an iud

On the one hand I really don’t want to get pregnant and condoms aren’t foolproof

But on the other hand iuds make me nervous. The insertion sounds awful and then if ends not working for your body you have to wait and schedule a removal. And I haven’t a good time and previous bc (Nuvaring and a very brief stint on the pill) and there are so many horror stories about them (maybe I should stop reading redit) and while the odds are really low, you can still get pregnant on them! But honestly the thing that really makes me nervous is the comments of people going “I loved it!! It was so great!! Except for [horrifying list of side effects that I could never deal with]” because it’s like is everything is just terrible and all the people who are very satisfied with it just don’t mind the suffering because everything else is somehow even worse for them??

The more I read about birth control the options the more I want to throw the whole man away and go back to single. Ugh. Why is it so terrible to be a woman

#I mean I will keep the man #but god why are all the birth control options so terrible #idk just try a bunch until you find one that doesn’t ruin your life? #like we can do hormone panels how is that not a thing to do before assigning birth control #like there has to be a better way to predict what will work for what people #instead it’s all just 🤷‍♀️ #honestly tho it’s not #l

[whentherewerebicycles]

therapy was “helpful” and I “liked it” and sigh I’ll “keep going”

#I like my therapist a lot #the one point where we disagreed today is she feels it’s probably not ideal to read every single book available on a topic #so as to be able to make informed decisions #I was like ok MAYBE it’s a way of exerting control but ALSO I can just have a scholarly interest in mapping the critical landscape ok #it’s fine no one agrees with me on this point lol liz is always like not another rabbithole #but idk I am always trying to explain that like #having more information actually makes me feel more free to do whatever #because instead of having one fixed idea about the ‘right’ way to do something #I can explore/evaluate a ton of different ways of doing something #and see that they all basically lead to the same decent outcomes even if by different routes #and so then I can be like well I’ll just do what feels best/works best for me and not worry so much about if it’s the ‘right’ way #I feel like maybe it’s an anxiety behavior but the outcome is significantly less anxiety over day to day decisions #🤷‍♀️ #however maybe this is one of my ‘cognitive distortions’ lol #I did start getting really panicked at the thought of being told I couldn’t research stuff lol

[happy-emmdings]

There’s one thing that I don’t get though. At the very beginning of 3x21 there’s a scene with Robin and Regina where they have like a little indoor picnic and talk about losing their past loves and Robin says this one line that “her death was [his] fault” which completely threw me off because… in this very episode we learn that Marian (originally) died because she was executed by the EQ for helping Snow White. Which begs the question… Did Robin not know how Marian died? Why does he blame himself? Did he see her get arrested? Wouldn’t the link between black knights and Regina be obvious? Did he not know she was executed by Regina? Why would he never talk to her about it if he did know? It really bugs me because why on Earth would they never have a single conversation about this? That seems like something he should have more of an issue with. Correct me if they did talk about it later and I just forgot but I think this issue should have been given more attention.

#not exactly anti outlaw queen #but sometimes i just don’t get this relationship #maybe i would be able to get behind it more if they actually confronted these things instead of just going ‘it’s all in the past🤷‍♀️’ #cs movie

[mrs-kelly]

Hi it’s rly late at night and I’m just. Up thinking about just how much Charlie loves me. Like I’ve been having a bit of a tough week and sometimes I’ve felt like he would never even give me a second look. Like he wouldn’t ever notice me. But the truth is… He would, you know? I think he would. I feel like my nature would catch his eye. A lot of times I end up making people smile just by smiling at them. So I think that… I’d give him a genuine smile and it’d make his heart skip a beat. Like my inherent kindness would stick out to him. Even if I can’t convince myself he’d like the way I look, I know that my personality would shine through. And for someone like him who’s surrounded by people who never show him kindness, a stranger giving him a kind and gentle smile would probably be a gigantic deal.

#it’s just my brain being mean about me having short hair again 🤷‍♀️ #but Charlie can and does love me for more than how I look so. if I’m gonna feel insecure about my appearance I don’t have to feel like he- #just wouldn’t love me #there’s lots of things about me he would love! #lots of things he does love! #and instead of focusing on one thing that I feel bad about it’s so me we’ll to remember all the other things he loves ❤️ #ren speaks #renlie

[typheus]

beaded lace poncho i ripped out cause i dont like the colors anymore 💀

#other #t talks #knitting #umm... i do plan to actually make the poncho #just with all purple #no blue #also ripped out a different poncho #it was too small. wrong yarn size 🤷‍♀️. gonna make a cardigan with that instead #with the poncho yarn. idk. could make a shirt. its very soft yarn

[seastarlily]

“The SpongeBob team is putting in all these crazy faces just to try and make new memes, and that clearly hasn’t worked! There hasn’t been any memes of note since ‘Little Yellow Book’!”

SpongeBob after “Little Yellow Book”:

#Going Jellyfishing #SBSP #Screencaps #Memes #Inspired by a YouTuber who said that the LATEST SpongeBob meme was ‘Mocking SpongeBob’ from ‘Little Yellow Book’. #I really wish I was joking. I really do. But I’m not. He well and truly said this with his whole chest.🤦‍♀️ #My guy - have you even been paying attention lately? That is nowhere near the latest successful meme to come out of this show. #And even then - who’s to say that all memes have to involve a crazy face? Some memes came out as a result of acts of absurdity... #... like Mr. Krabs washing his boat in a rather skimpy get-up in ‘Burst Your Bubble’. #And dear God am I sick and tired of the ‘exaggerated expressions bad’ argument. The animators don’t really use them... #... as much as you think they do. They still save the more extreme ones for moments of extreme emotion... #... or major comedic segments. Besides I’d rather have characters express ‘too much’ instead of not enough. Especially after... #... the stiff snooze fest that was Seasons 6 through 8. That’s just me though.🤷‍♀️ #Anyways there HAVE been successful memes since ‘Little Yellow Book’ and these images are proof of that. End of discussion.✌

[bloodyke]

terrorizing my fashion designer wife who is quite literally in college for this by being self taught and doing whatever i want without reading instructions or knowing what the hell im doing

#zenith.txt #IM SORRY #i just dont feel like doing all that and it looks good enough without it so 🤷‍♀️ #if i fail bc i wasn't doing the correct method and purposefully leaving out steps you have my permission to laugh at me #maybe next time the pattern should have ALL the materials in the materials section instead of randomly telling me i need something halfway #through me constructing it and maybe ill actually follow the steps next time #also the fact that i wasn't reading the instructions to begin with and only started when i got to a part i couldn't intuit own my own so i #would've completely missed this part and wouldnt have done regardless #the mockup turned out fine if a little bit floppy so idc all that much

[sanstropfremir]

Sorry to be another person bringing this up, but I just feel pity for them? Like I used to be a big fan back in 2019 and I remember them saying how they were unsure whether to resign their contracts or disband because they didn't know if they could sustain themselves for another 7 years. It's just sad to see someone stop liking what they do but forcing themselves to do it for so long. Not surprised at the announcement though since they've barely been doing anything for months.

nah it's fine i was expecting a lot of chatter about it since they've been so omnipresent for the last several years. it seems like a lot of the older fans have been tapering off for a while and yea i think everyone (with a brain) could feel that they were lingering past closing time. i don't feel bad for them because they absolutely could have changed the outcome of this if they really wanted to 🤷‍♀️

#875 #text #answers #they could have all taken the contract fee hit and left or sued. there have been several notable examples of this #like if they REALLY cared about their artistic integrity that much the last two years would not have happened 🤷‍♀️ #they were easily in a place where they had leverage to get creative control #most other bgs of their age or older HAVE some extent of creative control and choice over what schedules they do #if they wanted to they could have brought hybe's shit down around their ears but instead they stuck it out for money and the band name #anyways people are welcome to keep dropping asks if they want im just here making kimchi #probably gonna start a cinnamon roll dough just bc i can

[electric-plants]

i’m going crazy i did one ten pull on neuvillette’s banner and got fischl twice and then figured i’d try for him on my secondary account as well and got fischl twice again??

#genshin impact #what is happening #i was actually a little happy with this banner since i only had fischl out of everyone #but instead i have managed to pull her four times and no one else??? #like PLEASE #im so BAD with archers #i rarely ever use them and yet??? #also yeah i have a secondary genshin account #because i really wanted to replay the archon quests tbh #also a bonus since i don’t plan my wishes at all on that account and get to just go nuts with them #helpful when im saving up on my main account🤷‍♀️

[alvadee]

after having seen them both just a day apart definitely

the fabelmans > babylon

#babylon was a lot like a baz luhrman movie without the charme that makes baz luhman movies work #and far too fucking long #someone on letterbox said babylon reminds you of all the better movies you could be watching instead and... true #idk didn't hate it but there was not enough in it I liked #and a lot of people were kind of mocking spielberg for already turning his life into a movie #but the fabelmans had a better better and interesting thing to say about movies itself 🤷‍♀️ #and he just delivered also loved the horizon end gag #alvadee's shit

[rslashrats]

🪰 housefly734 Follow

just a reminder that flies rubbing their hands together =/= plotting a nasty scheme

🪰 r0tt1ngm3at Follow

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!! I HATE THE STEREOTYPE THAT US RUBBING OUR HANDS TOGETHER MEANS WE ARE PLANNING SOMETHING DUBIOUS!!

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

^^ Boosting! I constantly get non-flies giving me death glares whenever I wash my hands in the restroom. Like, that's what you're supposed to do after going to the bathroom! Sorry for being hygienic I guess 🙄

🪰 diptera-doll Follow

Reasons why flies might be rubbing their hands together:

It's chilly out and they're trying to warm up

They just put hand sanitizer/lotion/hand cream on

They're rolling a ball of clay together

What you should do if you see a fly rubbing their hands together:

Leave them alone! It's none of your business

Hope this helped! :)

🪰 flyhlghh Follow

people also forget that hand-rubbing is a very common stim!! neurodivergent flies constantly get stigmatized for showing any traits of their neurodivergencies in public!! please don't forget that!!

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

I dont know about you losers but i like to rub my hands together because i am planning the most heinous and villanous crimes in my head

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Wow, most obvious troll I have ever seen in my life. Get a life, dude 🙄

🪰 compoundeyehaver Follow

> claims to be a real fly

> has bee as their profile pic

dude couldn even get the right insect for their shitty troll account LMFAOOOOO

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

No i am real fly and i am plotting to land on someones pie rn and ruin it with all my real fly germs. rubbing my hands together as i do it too

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Anyone wanna bet this guy is some amphibian from 4frog typing this nonsense from their lilypad right now? Just me? Okay-

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

I am buzzing around people's ears now

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Yep, that pretty much confirms my theory. The nerve of some non-flies, I swear 🙄

🪰 batsianmimc Follow

@venus-fly-trap-hater

🪰 venus-fly-trap-hater Follow

this post is so real!! tysm babe for sending it to me 💞 ilyy

🪰 batsianmimc Follow

ILY too sugar cube 😘

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

Can you guys stop kissing on this post its ruining my evil scheme planning

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Can't believe this guy is still at it, honestly. @staff @tumblr Please take action against fake fly troll accounts such as these ones!

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

Staff cant kill me i rubbed my hands on them too hard and they dieded sorry

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

🤣🤣🤣 Oh the excuses this fake is making, LOL! I haven't been this entertained since the Bombylius major discourse last year!

🪰 compoundeyehaver Follow

why are you still arguing with the troll instead of just blocking

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Just think it's entertaining to see the lack of logic that bounces around in the brains of these non-flies sometimes 🤷‍♀️ Every response this so called "I am a real fly, trust me" user has given me has just made me crack up and flap my wings together.

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

I am gonna rub my hands and plan more evil schemes involving you next

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Heh, just try it, kid. Go on, I'll wait. 🥱

🦗 chirpingboy Follow

things are getting heated in the fly community

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

Of course a Grasshopper has the nerve to comment something insensitive on this post. Honestly, just mind your business 🙄

🦗 chirpingboy Follow

okayy

🦗 hopping-along-the-bank Follow

Hey, you can't really preach for not discriminating against flies and then discriminate against a grasshopper, dude. Not cool.

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

I think I certainty can, with my past experiences of Grasshoppers always finding the ways to say the most uneducated and baseless takes on my previous posts and discussions. Plus, after the Fly-Grasshopper War of 247 BC (in which my ancestors fought in, mind you) and the consequences that followed it, I think I am well within my rights. But go ahead, frame me as the bad guy here. 🤣

🦗 hopping-along-the-bank Follow

Yeah, you say this and conveniently ignore the socio-economic struggles that grasshoppers have been facing for the past century, many of these issues which were spearheaded by fly conservative politicians in office at the time.

So, yeah, it is rather hypocritical for you to pull out these cards when grasshoppers have also been punished and gotten the short end of the stick throughout bug history.

🪰 crane-fly-wives Follow

The implication that all flies are responsible for a few greedy politicians is quite comical, really. 🥱 Not to mention that many Grasshopper politicians in Bugland and Bugtopia have also had histories of introducing laws that have severely affected communities majorly made up of Flies. But sure, keep arguing with me about this, buddy. I got all day 🤣

🐝 iamrealflytrustme Follow

I am still rubbing my hands and planing schemes btw

🪰 flythatlovestogethigh Follow

anyone smoke bug weed in this thread

#bugs #insects #long post

[saintedbythestorm]

... thank heavens dad did not listen to me when I said I would be fine on this godforsaken mattress for a while longer cause holy hell am I paying for that one right now...

#it has given up ok. seems like a common fault in this model too after i looked at reviews... #last one lasted me like twice as long.. clearly someone dropped the quality. #but now I'm sitting here... head pounding like mad... i believe a migraine is coming on. feels that way #and my left leg hurts like all hell... it is soooo bad... #thankfully... dad is planning on getting a new mattress tomorrow. #dad be learning. i will throw myself into a fire if it means I'm not being an inconvenience or burden to others. #again thanks mother for that damage. great parenting. #the fact you were allowed to breed not just once but twice is proof there is no god. #i have 0 chill when it comes to that woman and i refuse to apologise for it. burn the bitch. #aaaaaanywaaaaay... fingers crossed the new one will actually work. but like clearly i cannot buy another one of these. #so we trying a new one instead. same money anyway so.. 🤷‍♀️ #i can't actually go out and try em either cause i am barely holding together and i still got both dentist and doc appointments to deal with #so... can't deal with shopping irl too... just no... do not need that anxiety bomb... #listen... i am working on learning to actually speak my needs ok... it ain't always working out ok. #i got 22+ years of this shit to fight off... it takes time. #at least i did say something about the mattress in the first place this time... we take the victories were we can #ryder speaking

[redvelvct]

FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK AFTER LIKE SIX MONTHS ESKDURJNSWRKLJFNWSRJFJNW

#hi. did u miss me i missed u all #in conclusion dont ask $upport for help cause guess they will just s-word you instead🤷‍♀️ #legit the longest ive ever spent off of this website LOLOL like why would u do this to me i am a fun

[mrs-kelly]

Anyway I’ve kinda been softly holding the label of demisexual for awhile now. I guess almost ten years now ajfkdl but i’ve been unwilling to make it part of my identity because i also question whether i’m gray ace instead?

anyway what i’m trying to say is i’m considering just taking on the label of aspec and leaving it at that instead of spending so much time wondering what my exact label is ajfkdls

#labels are hard for me. like. i want to take them on to understand myself better #but then i spend a lot of time trying to pick the right ones so others understand me better #but really i think the labels should be chiefly for me you know #so if picking a label stresses me out i should just pick a broader one; they make me feel better #it's also why ive considered just taking on the label of queer instead of bisexual and nonbinary #broad labels are comfy for me because my feelings kinda change often #basically all i know is im not straight not cis and not allo #so idk 🤷‍♀️ im just thinking #it's pride month so this is what's on my mind ajfkdls #ren speaks

[voguesriot]

SUNBURN ✹ luke castellan

( summary ) a social media au about chb’s fav couple (& their fav shitstirrer, aka percy jackson)

( pairing ) luke castellan x fem aphrodite cabin-coded!reader & small bits of baby percabeth

( notes ) first post ahhh!!! this was so fun to make

♫ Ant Pile by Dominic Fike

♡ liked by wisegirll , silenabeauregard , and others

yourusername my bf is hot but dominic fike if u wanna hmu i can ditch him it’s no biggie 😁🫶

lukecastellan EXCUSE ME

lukecastellan you already completed your rite of passage why do you need to break my heart 😔💔

yourusername want me to kiss that bruised ego better?

lukecastellan sigh… i guess…

seaweedbrain BOOO TOMATO TOMATO BOOOOO

seaweedbrain get his ass off my screen 🤣🤣

lukecastellan sparring arena. you and me. now.

groverunderwood bros rlly beefing with a 13 yr old

seaweedbrain the typa guy to tell me to kms bcs i voted him out in roblox total drama island

clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide

yourusername no more like content from here on out 🙅‍♀️

lukecastellan wtf???

yourusername sorry babe i don’t argue with girls who have big brown eyes, whatever she wants she’s gonna get

silenabeauregard YOU LOOK SO CUTESY

yourusername I LOVE U 🥹❤️‍🩹

chrisrodriguez lukecastellan bro ik nobody else here fw you, but i’ll always fw you 💗

lukecastellan you’re a real one bro 👊

aphroditecamper1 u guys are so cute ☹️

♫ Babydoll by Dominic Fike

♡ liked by cbeckendorf , connorstroll , and others

lukecastellan yeah your girl might have a general grasp on battle strategies or whatever but can she bring an oddly unsettling vibe and a cute smile to the function? DIDNT THINK SO ‼️‼️‼️

seaweedbrain put a shirt on man nobody wants to be seeing all that trust 🙏

lukecastellan i wonder if your dad would’ve stayed if you weren’t such a hater

seaweedbrain i wonder if your dad wouldn’t have become the ten dollar founding father if you mom swallowed

yourusername woah…

seaweedbrain when he goes low i go LOWER

wisegirll too far percy

seaweedbrain sorry ma’am

clarisselarue this would’ve been so much better without the second slide

lukecastellan it’s my account???

clarisselarue i stand by what i said.

chrisrodriguez yk i can bring an oddly unsettling vibe too and my ma said my smiles pretty cute so…

yourusername yeah you bring such a crazy vibe!!

chrisrodriguez now that’s just rude

yourusername tried to be a homewrecker but you got wrecked instead 🤷‍♀️

wisegirll yourusername your lashes look so good!!!!

yourusername MY BABY THANK U I LOVE U UR MY FAV PERSON EVER

clarisselarue WTF???

silenabeauregard WTF?????

seaweedbrain WTF????

lukecastellan i’m used to this by now 😔💔🥀

♫ Woman Screaming #2 by Anton Hughes

♡ liked by wisegirll , racheledare , and others

seaweedbrain does he just not own a shirt… COVER YOUR BOOBS SIR PLEASE THERE ARE CHILDREN

lukecastellan why are you taking pics of us having a nap… fan behaviour icl

seaweedbrain i needed proof to file a police report against you for theft

lukecastellan how did you know??

seaweedbrain i was talking ab stealing my innocence but what were you thinking…

yourusername wait perce can you send me the second pic it’s so cute

yourusername send the first one too actually please

seaweedbrain pick yourself up you’re stronger than this what happened to women who stand on business 😔

yourusername i was standing!!! but then my feet hurt and he picked me up :)

seaweedbrain sigh

chrisrodriguez bros looking fine oh my gods

lukecastellan don’t matter if i’ve got a world of haters, i got you by my side

yourusername i’m just gonna leave…

clarisselarue yourusername just saying i’d never pull that shit

lukecastellan ok joke over ha ha funny

wisegirll percy this is a bit stalkerish 😭

seaweedbrain i’m sorry you’re right

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#luke castellan x reader #luke castellan #charlie bushnell #charlie bushnell x reader #luke castellan x you #luke castellan x aphrodite!reader #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson x reader #pjo x reader #camp half blood x reader

[gremlingottoosilly]

(Idk if ur taking requests since it says "asked closed" but I just HAD to get this thought out of my brain)

Monster!König x Quiet reader

since I'm quiet and just like to listen not talk to ppl I got this idea that reader listens to König talk about his day 🤷‍♀️ you can add more but that's just my little idea :>

(I'm srry if it's bad, this is my first request lol)

Naturally, Konig isn't the most talkative person. He is fine with letting others talk, as long as they won't forget to listen to his orders - and the monster version isn't all that different. He doesn't believe others to be worthy of his words - of his attention, even. Most of his soldiers never heard him talk outside of a few taunts here and there and some orders that get passed through his officers. He was fine with letting you be quiet at first. Humans should be afraid of him - his little human wife should be timid and shy, so he is glad that you're smart enough to close your mouth and listen to him instead of pathetically trying to argue with your mate. It plays into his ego - into his fantasies of being this cool stoic knight with his shy human wife who knows when to shut up and how precious her husband is. You're literally so freaking adorable - he can't wait to show you off in front of other monsters. His pretty little mate is tame without even the need to be tamed - so, so precious. He starts to talk first in the conversations. Knowing that you won't ruin the moment with your dumb mumbling or your beginning to let you go, he can talk about everything. His current missions and objectives, who is probably going to die on the next task and which soldier he hates most. Talks about supply lines and how fucking expensive it is to try and find more human mates for his guys - he would always kiss you after this, mumbling something about how lucky he got with a human who knows better than to speak their mind. Would often praise you for being quiet and obedient, even if he knows you're like this only because you're scared. He opens up more and more to you - whispering some soft things into your ear while he fucks you. Making it his goal to make you as loud during sex as possible - forcing moans out of your throat and making sure you're calling his name every time he makes you cum. You're so embarrassed during sex, so scared of actually allowing him to treat you like this...but there is nothing else you can do about it - you're just getting on your tummy like a good girl and hope that if you push your face into the pillows, he won't make you scream like he usually does...you're wrong, of course.

#cod #konig x reader #konig #yandere konig #cod x reader #monster!konig