Kovit: I’ll deal with Fabricio. You take care of Adair.
Nita: Okay, but how do I make it look like an accident?
Kovit: I’m not suggesting murder! Just talk to him, like a normal person!
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Kovit: I don’t think your mother approves of me…
Nita: Don’t worry about it. She doesn’t approve of me, either.
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Nita: (to Fabricio) Thank God, you're okay!
(gives him some poisoned juice)
Nita: Because I really, really wanted to be the one to kill you.
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Nita: Kiss, marry, kill: Matt, Fabricio, me
Gold: Kiss Matt, marry Fabricio, kill Kovit.
Kovit: I wasn't even one of the options what the fuck?
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Monica: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you're both!
Nita: Wow, That's my mom everyone!
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Adair: Some folks just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift
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Diana: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Adair: Do you mean literally or figuratively.
Diana: I don't like how i have to specify...
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Kovit: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
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Mirella: So Nita, she lives with you?
Kovit: Yeah she just moved in last month.
Mirella: And that's going...well?
Kovit: Yep! She's so great!
Mirella: So she knew you and was like..."More?"
Kovit: ...
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Nita: Piss on all you guys! This was supposed to be my hostile takeover! I spent, like, five hours arranging it! Five. Whole. Hours.
Fabricio: Oh, man, it looks like Nita's got a severe case of butthurt. Somebody call the wambulance!
Nita: Nobody call the wambulance!
Kovit: Hello, wambulance? My friend's butt is hurting!
Nita: Kovit, hang up that phone!
Kovit: But Nita, your butt!
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Fabricio: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Nita: I don't know, how?
Nita: How?
Nita: Hello?
.....
Nita: Oh
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Diana: I meet so many nice people right here.
Gold: Hello? Is anyone here?! Can I get some goddamn service?!
Diana: See? I'm making new friends already.
Gold: You have exactly 30 seconds before I burn this place to the ground! 1...! 2...!
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