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#incorrect sabetha
tobias-fell · 1 year
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sabetha: nice to see you locke
sabetha: however there are now new rules to our terms of engagement
sabetha: you are no longer allowed to literally drag my henchmen around by the testicles
sabetha: ...... *deep sigh* I cannot believe this is a rule that required stating
SKDJFHDJKFHK????
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Jean: I’m sorry I ate your skittles
Sabetha: It’s fine. I’m sorry I pushed you off a bench.
Jean: It’s alright. Wait when did you—
Sabetha: *pushes him off the bench*
Jean: I deserved that.
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tobeathief · 3 years
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Sabetha would really appreciate it if her brothers would not steal her food
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im-in-andromeda · 4 years
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someone: how do Locke and Jean usually get out of these messes?
sabetha: they don’t. they just make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.
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salemsoul · 4 years
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Teen Sabetha:[about locke] I don't trust myself around him. It's like I'm angry. But I'm angry in my pants.
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Locke: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems
Sabetha, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!
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Sabetha: I never brag
Jean: You once called your face "proof of the gods' existence"
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Locke: Any allergies?
Sabetha: Cowardice and weak willed men.
Sabetha: And shellfish
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Sabetha: So, are you ready to commit?
Locke: What do you mean by commit? Like commit to a relationship? Commit a crime? Commit suicide?
Locke: Because I’m down for any of the three
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Locke, trying to flirt: So, you come here often?
Sabetha: This is my fucking house
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Locke: *Kisses Sabetha’s cheek*
Sabetha: What the fuck was that?
Locke: Affection
Sabetha: Disgusting
Locke:
Sabetha:
Locke:
Sabetha: Do it again
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Locke: This is a friends to lovers situation
Sabetha: Incorrect, we are enemies, and we will remain as such throughout our romantic relationship
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Lorenzo: Welcome to the “fuck Locke” support group. We meet here once a month and say a collective “fuck Locke”
Requin: But first, some words from our newest member!
Sabetha, visibly sweating: So I may have misunderstood
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Sabetha: Google, please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror
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Sabetha: I am *THIS* close to falling in love with you.
Locke: Your fingers are literally touching
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Sabetha: I have an excellent gaydar! I can determine if a person is gay or not with no more than a glance
Nazca: I’ve been in love with you for three years
Sabetha: You’ve what
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