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incorrectaftg · 29 days
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[hands you these] part 83
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crackishincorrecthp · 6 months
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Hermione: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ron: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Hermione: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HARRY WITH ME Ginny, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now Draco: No, no, it's getting really entertaining now! Pansy: I never thought Hermione would be that competitive! Luna: I always thought Ron would be the one to get Harry in the divorce Harry: Hermione is scarier, she would definitely get me in the divorce
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it’s babygirl’s bday ✨🎀
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thelittlelostgraycat · 10 months
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riko moriyama : i am the king  jean moreau, french and VERY tired of this shit : in france, we used to guillotine kings. 
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jaegersdevil · 5 months
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eren: who got an STD? i need you to fuck someone for me
jean: calling an STD hit is absolutely insane
connie: biological whorefare
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stardust948 · 6 months
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Jean: What’s this?
Levi: An invitation to my wedding.
Jean: Aren’t you already married to Hanji-san?
Mikasa: Are you two renewing your vows or something?
Levi: We were never married!
Connie: Seriously? Like at all?
Levi: Who in here thought Hanji and I were a married couple this whole time?
Everyone: *raises their hands*
Levi:
Levi, without turning around: Hanji put your hand down.
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Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #73
tfw Q invited himself in your ready room to talk about his godly problems for 2 hours
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sirfowlman · 8 months
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Guys, I think there's something wrong with my copy of Heritage for the Future.
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 4 days
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Neil sounds like the bad boy mafia gang leader dark werewolf vampire billionaire that Y/N (Andrew) somehow manages to tame (enables his dark side)
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luxthestrange · 3 days
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G.I Incorrect Quotes#96 Cryptic Cuddler
Harpy Y/n au but now...present time
In Angel's share
Kaeya: Sometimes I feel something crawl over me at night…
Diluc: It’s the consequences of your actions
Jean: The guilt that comes with your choices
Rosaria: Past trauma
Harpy!Y/n*Sipping nonalcoholic drink and feathers ruffle looking innocently at Kaeya* Oops that was me, I sneak into your room to cuddle, when we were kids you always begged me to sleep with you cuz my feathers
Kaeya*Winces at...that memory, coughs into drink, and blushes...averting eye contact*...i-i dont remember that-
Diluc*Saw it...was time to finally poke fun at his brother*Really? I do you cry begging father to allow y/n to be with you
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part 2 of :
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crackishincorrecthp · 2 months
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Harry: I hope no one lowkey hates me... Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home! Voldemort does it right! Hermione & Ron: Hermione & Ron: Harry-
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*At Christmas break in the Nest*
Jean: I don't know how he didn't budge by now and signed the contract. Can't you guide his hand when he is unconscious or something?
Riko stabbing Neil on his side and looking at Jean: No, Jean, that'd be highly illegal.
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whatever-fanfics · 5 months
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POV: you need help with your 21st century homework in a mansion full of vampires
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Imagine MC needing sitting on the table, head in their hands, about to cry because NOTHING MAKES SENSE. And in come multiple people who look over MC's shoulder to what's making them so upset, they recognize some of it but not all of it. After pondering with each other they try asking some of the others. 10 minutes later 12 vampires surround the human trying to make sense of numerous subjects. Shakespeare was visiting.
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Arthur & Theo *coming in from a night of drinking*: MC? Hondje? what's wrong
MC *on the verge of tears*: Nothing makes sense🥺😭
Arthur and Theo *walk over and see numerous papers from different subjects*: What is this?
MC: homework from the 21st century 🥺
Arthur *sits down and recognizes some of the works*: Interesting...
Theo *looks over and sees art history papers and papers about painting techniques*: ?!?
Isaac *enters and sees them*: ???
Isaac *walks over and sees calculus and math*: ?!?
Isaac *sits down and recognizes some equations*: I recognize some but not all of them, hold on
Isaac *leaves and comes back with Leonardo*: I brought help
Leonardo *looks over and recognizes problems*: You study this cara?
MC: not by choice 🥲
Napoleon *sleepily wanders over*: ???
Napoleon *sees typed words in French*: Nunuche how did you get your writing so neat?
MC: that's typed, it's my homework
Napoleon *confused, recognizes some but not all*: it's French homework?
MC: Yea... 🥲
Napoleon: hold on
Napoleon *leaves and comes back with le comte*: here
Le Comte *happy to be included*: 😁 homework?
MC: unfortunately 😓
Le comte *sits down*: I see the language has evolved again, this makes things a bit tricky, no matter *starts a whole lecture*
MC *look at the camera like their in The Office*: ...
*Mozart and Jean enter*
Mozart: why are you all so noisy
Mozart *comes over and notices music sheets*: what is this?
MC: homework
Mozart and Jean: Home..work???
Sebastian *appearing out of the void*: school work that you take home and return the next day completed
Literally everyone: where did you come from?
Jean *comes over and sees typed paper*: what is..this?
MC: typed up homework
Jean:...Witchcraft *takes out his sword*
MC: PLEASE NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYMORE COPIES 😭😭😭
*Dazai enters*
Dazai *sees everyone by MC and walks over*:
Dazai *sees his book*: what's this? Everyone: Homework
*Shakespeare enters*
Shakespeare: Good morrow, all 😊
Shakespeare *walks over and sees multiple works of his*: ???
Shakespeare: Good MC, I had no notion of your interest in me ☺️
MC and Theo: It's homework
Theo *puts down art history papers*: be right back
*Theo leaves and comes back with Vincent*
Vincent: MC I didn't know you were so interested in art ☺️😊
MC *didn't want to tell him it was for homework*: yeah...
*Sebastian taking notes furiously in his journal*
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dejecteddesires · 3 months
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Armin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Eren: Just rip the bandage off.
Armin: It’s Jean.
Eren: Put the bandage back on.
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mints-bizarre-posts · 9 months
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Incorrect Quotes #106
Y/n : What is love?
Polnareff : An emotional minefield
Jotaro : A neurochemical reaction
Kakyoin : Baby don't hurt me
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