#incorrect polin quotes

[lilithafrodite]

Season 3:

Pen: I need to find a fine gentleman to be my husband.

Colin: I am a gentleman.

Pen: You are Colin. You do not count. You are my friend.

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[hi-im-august]

Colin: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Portia is walking in this room.

Penelope: *wheeze*

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[askclato]

Colin: I like your pants!

Penelope: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Colin: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Penelope: The store can’t just give out stuff for free.

Colin: That’s not what I-

Penelope: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Colin.

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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Penelope: How do I get out of the friendzone?

Colin: Oh my God, who dared to put my best friend in there???

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[harmonizingsunsets]

Anthony, Benedict, and Colin:

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[thebluemallet]

Anthony: Alright, Colin. Repeat after me: I'm-

Colin: I'm-

Anthony: -in love with-

Colin: -in love with-

Anthony: -Penelope.

Colin: -Penelope.

Anthony: Good! "I'm in love with Penelope."

Colin: I would never DREAM of courting Penelope Featherington.

Anthony: ...

Kate: (raises the Mallet of Death)

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[sea-owl]

Penelope: If I died how much would you miss me?

Colin: It's cute you think death could get you out of this relationship.

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[venusleontios55555]

Before and after her marriage to Colin

Penelope after seeing the Bridgerton family: I just want to be in this family!

Penelope, after marrying into the family: what the fuck—

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[pensbridge]

bonus:

Incorrect Bridgerton Quotes: ♡ season 3 scenario

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[winnie-the-monster]

Colin: “Hi I’m Penelope’s husband. And this is my wife Penelope.”

Penelope: “And his name is Colin.”

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[lilithafrodite]

Colin season 3

Colin with a hangover, after spending the night getting drunk because Penelope doesn't want to talk to him anymore, on a promenade with his family.

Colin *with hands in prayer*: God please cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again.

Benedict *approaches and speaks*: I saw Penelope walking with a suitor.

Colin *goes back to praying*: Hi God, it's me again. Sorry in advance for lying about never drinking again.

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[browneyesandhair]

Incorrect Bridgerton Quotes

Penelope *jokingly*: you’re not allowed to fall in love with me while helping me find a suitor

Colin: Shouldn’t be a problem, for you see, I have sworn off women

*later* Colin: ThERe’S a PrOBLeM!

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[hi-im-august]

Colin: What are you in the mood for?

Penelope: World domination.

Colin: That's a bit ambitious.

Penelope: You are my world.

Colin: Aww...

Penelope:

Colin:

Penelope:

Colin: OH.

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[askclato]

Penelope: I feel like doing something stupid.

Colin: I’m something stupid, do me.

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[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: Now let’s be clear, I don’t love Penelope, okay?

Bridgerton Siblings: …

Colin: I just miss her when she’s not around, I think about her all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion through a field of flowers.

Bridgerton Siblings: *All sighing*

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[whatabarb]

Colin: After whole week of observing you flirting with men I need to say that you are rubbish at this.

Penelope: You are certainly getting better at making me feel like a fool after your first try at the Featherington ball. Goodbye, Mr. Bridgerton. *goes away*

Colin: Mr. Bridgerton again? Wait! No! Do not leave me! Penelope, I am sorry! *wailing* Please do not call me Mr. Bridgerton again!

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