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women stories matter

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Idk what y’all obsession with Colin grovelling is but he doesn’t need to beacus he literally didn’t do that big of harm or anything! But it would be cute and that’s the fun part not bc he needs to or bc he did smth bad or unimaginable! a man can not see his bestie sometimes my god! Is he expected supposed to be seeing his best friend since childhood as something different from the day he met her or something? it takes time to see you bestie as something other then your friend or your sis friend and that’s fine Colin hasn’t done anything that’s so bad y’all have this need for him to grovel beg suffer like nah he can just apologise once and that’s the end of it for me bc he was wrong for what he said but that’s about it nothing more because he has never done and never will do anythin bad in his entire life perfect boy!

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funniest crime would be breaking into a car on a hot day so you can die in it

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Becoming Team Human by SimplerontheInside

Summary:

The humans are somewhat used to being the sidekicks. But there there aren't always wolves around to protect them, and suddenly Stiles is finding himself forming his own pack. Canon up until the beginning of Season 3.

Relationships: Allison Argent/Scott McCall, general flirting

Characters: Allison Argent, Lydia Martin, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, Alan Deaton, Chris Argent, Kali (Teen Wolf)

Additional Tags: Team Human, BAMF Stiles, BAMF Allison, BAMF Lydia Martin, everyone is a BAMF basically, forced road trip, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Season3au, sterek if you squint, Stiles uses a baseball bat,

Notes: I loved this on ffn when it was still being uploaded. I just really loved the idea that all the humans had to run away to protect them, and then they were like yeah right, and decided to become powerhouses.

(This is part of my year of recs. I'm trying to share some of my favorite stories on tumblr. I've set up a series of Soulmate recs for each month on the 15th, but these will be randomly dispersed throughout the year.)

#fanfic #rec #teen wolf #allison argent #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #year of recs #2024 fanfic list of favs #don't look at the photos #I got them on flikr #trying to avoid copyright issues #hope you enjoy

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I really value when people use violence for me, it's actually one of my love languages.

BOTTOMS (2023) dir. Emma Seligman

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Growing.

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bottoms text posts (pt. 1?)

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moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2

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SOMEONE HELP US FIND OUR SON

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BOTTOMS now in theaters!

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Penelope: Have you ever looked at someone you’ve known for a while and suddenly see them in a totally different light?

Colin: You mean, like, from behind?

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically: 

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts:  85,548

Booper supers:  67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 

Boop,

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