#incorrect kissteriaverse quotes

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Starchild, recovering in the hospital: You call it a near-death experience, I call it a vibe check from the Gods.

#we need to acknowledge that Starchild has a low sense of self preservation lmao #i mean you saw him in Scooby Doo and kiss he went for the crimson witch all by himself #it’s caused Tomaziel to have grey hairs lol #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: tumblr

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The Elder: You must learn to master your emotions, or else you are destined to repeat the same mistakes of old.

Starchild: So no pressure, huh?

The Elder: There is quite a bit of pressure. Was I not clear?

#incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: she ra #yeah I just thought this was funny lol #the Elder pulls no punches

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Starchild: Alright, two truths and a lie.

Vince: Oh, I love this game!

Starchild: I beat up three people last week.

Vince: Well that’s obviously the lie.

Starchild: I had a passionate gay love affair with a man named François.

Vince: ... Is that the lie?

Starchild: And I’m a Sagittarius.

Vince: I thought you were a Capricorn...

Starchild: Haha, you got me!

#what a life the prince of KISSteria is leading lmao #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: tiktok #shoutout to François for a memorable love affair

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Elder: Starchild just contacted me. He said he hasn’t made progress yet.

Councilman: Well what in the world is he doing on Jendell?

Elder, sipping her tea: One would hope Tomaziel.

#yep she knows lol #the elder knows all #much to Starchild’s embarrassment lol #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: the nanny #spacechild

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Catman, giving Starchild a pep talk: And I think if your mother was here, she’d be proud.

Starchild: Thank you, Catman~

Catman: :) *hits him in the shoulder*

Starchild: OW! What was that for?

Catman: That’s how I show affection.

#I’m feeling inspired by seeing Peter criss last weekend lol #this is totally canon #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: avatar the last airbender

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Bomani: Happy Valentines Day. I didn’t get you anything.

Seb: I didn’t get you anything either.

Bomani: You wanna go make out?

Seb: Yeah~

#happy Valentine’s Day lmao #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: bob's burgers #lionbeauty

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Tommy, seeing Nikki and Sweet together: What in the fuck knuckles is this?

Nikki: He’s my boyfriend, you intolerant shit.

Tommy: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox and Friends. I’m just surprised anyone would date you. *points at Sweet* Especially Pinky Pie from My Little Pony.

#this totally happened lol #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: deadpool 2 #sweetterror

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Blackie: I do not understand why Demon likes you. You suck.

Vinneketh: And swallow.

#said with either a completely straight face or the biggest smirk ever #no in between #Vinneketh takes no prisoners lol #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: ironstrange #demonankh #featuring blackie demonblood the attempted homewrecker lol

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Ayesha: Mr. Blackie? I have a question.

Blackie: Yes, brat?

Ayesha: That story was bad.

Blackie: That wasn’t really a question.

Ayesha: That wasn’t really a story.

#she inherited Vinneketh’s ability to insult blackie lol #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: futurama #get rekt blackie lol

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Radames: *hands Masika a kaleidoscope* Here. To entertain yourself while I’m working.

Masika, a grown adult: Seriously? A kaleidoscope. Please. I’m not five years old—SHAPES AND COLORS!!

#this is canon and you can’t change my mind #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: tumblr #golden warrior troupe

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Starchild: So I’m bisexual. So what?? It’s a thing, and it’s REAL. I mean, it’s called “LGBTQ” for a reason. There’s a “B” in there, and it doesn’t mean badass!

Starchild: Okay, it kind of does.

Starchild: But it also means BI!

#happy pride from Prince Starchild! #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: grey's anatomy #bisexual #happy pride 🌈

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Demon: I am so mean and toxic.

Vinneketh: I have to cuddle you like a kitten so you can fall asleep.

Demon:

#that’s right demon your husband knows all your secrets #lol #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: tumblr #demonankh

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Nikki: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Tommy: Did Sweet say “I love you,” and you said “Thanks”?

Nikki: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL—

#sorry nikki XD #but this totally happened #I’m sure sweet didn’t mind #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: tumblr #damn we need a ship name for nikki and sweet #sweetterror

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Mick: Hey, Vince. Guess who’s here.

Vince: My date!

Mick: No, your family.

Vince: I don’t have a family. Call the police.

Michael, swaggering in: Your cousin!

Vince: I’ll call the police.

#lmao #it’s totally happened #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: golden girls #Michael always turns up lol

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Demon: You’re going to have to pick someone sooner or later. I mean, tick tock, huh?

Starchild: Demon, I can’t marry someone I’m not in love with!

Demon: You want love? Buy a dog.

#this was just too funny I had to #this is obviously before demon meets Vinneketh lmao #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #source: three mouseketeers #stardemon broship

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Demon: I hate making prolonged physical contact. I never let anyone do it longer than absolutely necessary.

Vinneketh, confused: I’ve been sitting on your lap for an hour.

Demon: That’s considered necessary.

#he loves his husband leave him alone lol #incorrect kissteriaverse quotes #demonankh #source: tumblr