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#incorrect kakegurui quotes
dumbshyanon · 1 year
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Kirari: Sayaka, you're kind of an asshole.
Sayaka: You are what you eat, President.
Kirari, laughing: What the hell? Oh my god. That was kinda sick.
Sayaka, also laughing: Thanks, I worked hard on it.
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carbonmoon19 · 1 year
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Runa: Hey, bro, what’s your body count?
Midari: Oh, me? Dang, like, 30 now
Itsuki: Oh my god, you are a hoe!
Midari: How does that make me a—?! Wait. Are we talking about the number of people we’ve slept with?
Ririka: Y—yes…
Midari: Oh. Well, I’ve never done that yet
Sayaka: Then…then why did you say 30?
Midari: *Laughs nervously, sweating*
Runa: Bro, what does 30 mean?!
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incorrect-yumary · 7 months
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Kirari: Honestly, "You'll never find the body" is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; "You'll never stop finding the body."
Yumeko: Or even, "They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months... and you'll still be alive for three of them."
Sayaka and Mary: [watching their girlfriends with a mixture of fear, respect, and arousal]
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lemonninja0987 · 5 months
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Kakegurui incorrect quotes #29
Sayaka: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Kirari: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Sayaka: …
Kirari: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Ririka: We know what you meant.
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animrumru · 1 year
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Sayaka, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Kirari, walking in covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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dreamborne--db · 8 months
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Sayaka: I don’t believe you, Kirari would never drink
Mary: Oh, don’t feel bad, Riri did too
Sayaka: Wait, I have a test to see if that’s actually true or not
Sayaka: *stands behind Kirari and sighs* I need to blow my nose
Kirari: *turns around and blows air gently on her nose* No need to thank me, darling, it’s my job
Sayaka: Oh yea, she’s drunk
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ynnllsn · 2 years
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Huge SPOILER!! THE TRANSLATION OF CHAPTER 94 IS OUT!!!
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Goddamn it, Sayaka, how does it feels to live my dream?! Jk i am very happy for both of u <33
Btw it is broadcast to the entire school, so Kirari here, confessed in the entire school!!! So much KiraSaya that I am so fed and left no crumbs!!! I am so happy for my girls <33
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yamraihasgirlfriend · 2 years
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Kirari: You love me, right, Sayaka?~ Sayaka: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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kaede: if things don't start going my way, i'm gonna have to intervene.
itsuki: tf you gonna do
kaede: intervene.
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superfandomcorp · 8 months
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Yumeko and Mary in an date
Mary: I have something for you.
Yumeko: A bet?
Mary: It's a surprise
Yumeko: I love surprises...
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charlotte-y7 · 1 year
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Yumeko: Mmm... These canteen sweets are so delicious!
Mary *to audience*: To resist, or indulge, that's the question. Is it nobler to resist the sweet temptation, or to embrace fats with open arms and through exercise, lose them ?
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Suzui: Who are you talking to??
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carbonmoon19 · 2 years
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Sayaka: We have to do something about Manyuda!
Midari: Don’t worry, I got a plan
Midari and Sayaka: *Hiding in the student council room*
Midari: Here he comes!
Kaede: *Walks into the council room*
Midari: *Runs over and slaps him across the face* Take that, sir!
Midari: Behold, a grown man weeping like—!
Kaede: *Bashes his laptop over her head and walks back out*
Midari: *On the floor groaning in pain*
Sayaka: *Comes out* That?! That was your plan?!
Sayaka: Are you crying?
Midari: Yes, I’m crying! He hit me over the head with a LaPtOp—
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incorrect-yumary · 9 months
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Yumeko: Mary sometimes talks in her sleep, it's adorable.
Mary, sleeping: Fight me... You motherfucker... Square up.. I think the fuck not...
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lemonninja0987 · 5 months
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Kakegurui incorrect quotes #10
Sayaka, talking about Kirari: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HER AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? SHE DID. SHE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
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animrumru · 1 year
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Sayaka: What do you identify as?
Kirari: I identify as a problem
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ynnllsn · 2 years
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Ibara: Rin-san I think we are sharing the same kink <3
Rin: uh no i don't have pain-kink, Ibara
Kirari: he never mention which one :0
Terano: caught in 24k
Sumika: 📸
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