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expired-applejuice · 1 year

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Part 5 of incorrect quotes

Bahorel: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Grantaire, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Cosette: i made a Marshmallow Inspector Javert.

Cosette: see? his arms are crossed because he's mad at Marshmallow Valjean for escaping him.

Cosette: you like it?

Javert:

Javert: *choked up* it's fine.

Courfeyrac: Once again, Courfeyrac and Combeferre save the day.

Enjolras: You didn't do anything It was all Combeferre.

Courfeyrac: We're a package deal. Everybody knows that.

Grantaire: Hello, fellow idiots

Enjolras: Hello, Grantaire

Grantaire: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Enjolras: You underestimate me

*Combeferre is cooking*

Grantaire: Any chance that's for me?

Combeferre: It's for Courfeyrac. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Enjolras: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment

Enjolras: Feuilly isn't answering his phone

Bahorel: I'll call

Combeferre: Enjolras and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Feuilly: Hello?

Javert: God, give me patience.

Valjean: I think you mean "give me strength".

Javert: No, You better hope God doesn't give me strength because if he did, you'd be dead.

Joly: Hey, Bossuet? What does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Bossuet: i don't know, I love you, talk to you later.

Joly: Oh, okay, I'll just ask Musichetta. I love you too.

Bossuet:

Jehan: You have to apologize.

Montparnasse: Fine, but this might make me a better and more likable person and that is not the man you fell in love with!

Someone may have done this

*playing truth or dare*

Eponine: Okay, truth or dare?

Grantaire: Dare.

Eponine: Kiss the next person who arrives.

Grantaire: Gross, I'm not kissing any of you. None of you are my type.

*Enjolras walks in*

Grantaire:

Grantaire, using breath stray and putting on chapstick: Well, a dare's a dare.

Courfeyrac: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Marius: Seize the day, seize the night, what's the last one?

Courfeyrac: Seize the dick.

Grantaire: mean, sure, I have my bad days. But then I remember what a cute smile Apollo has.

Combeferre: *seductively takes off glasses*

Combeferre: Wow...

Courfeyrac, blushing: Haha... what?

Combeferre: You're really fucking blurry.

Bossuet: Hey, babe.

Joly: Hmm?

Bossuet: I need your help with a math problem.

Joly: Oh, sure! What do you need?

Bossuet: How do you simplify 2i<6u?

Joly: i<3u

Bossuet: Awww, i<3u too!

Joly:

Enjolras, texting Bossuet: Send dudes

Bossuet: You mean-

Bossuet: You mean send nudes??!

Enjolras: No, we crashed the funeral and I'm bleeding. Send Grantaire

Grantaire: *already ran out the door*

Combeferre: I know every song to ever exist, doesn't matter when it was made.

Enjolras: Oh, yeah?

Grantaire: Finish this; I don't cook, I don't clean-

Combeferre: but let me tell you how got this ring,

Combeferre, Grantaire, and Courfeyrac, who came out of no were: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME, DRIP DOWN THE SIDE OF ME-

*undercover*

Eponine: You don't think can fight because I'm a girl.

Marius: 'Ponie I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. To be fair, don't think Bahorel could fight in that either.

Bahorel: No, but I'd make a bomb ass wife.

Valjean: You're pouting.

Javert: I'm not pouting, I'm brooding.

Valjean: That's how pretty men pout.

Valjean, picking up his phone: Javert? I'm kind of busy right now-

Javert: Do you think drinking thirty-six cans of Redbull consecutively would heighten my senses or would I just die?

Valjean:

Valjean: I'm on my way.

Eponine: Bitches be like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and were neglected.

Eponine: Like what do you know about being baby? You were forced to grow up from an early age.

Eponine:

Everyone else:

Eponine: It's me. I'm bitches.

Gavroche, sighing: We know.

Feuilly: Y'all ever get so tired you see spiders?

Grantaire: Me when I take seventeen Benadryl and start seeing the Hat Man.

Jehan: THE WHAT?

Grantaire: Oh, so this is suddenly not a safe space?

Courfeyrac: Relationships should be 50/50; Combeferre cooks dinner while I sit on the counter looking pretty.

Bahorel: Not everyone likes you, Montparnasse. You aren't Feuilly.

Montparnasse: Not everyone likes Feuilly??

Enjolras, coming out of no where: Who?

Montparnasse:

Bahorel, cracking his knuckles: we need names, Montparnasse.

Musichetta: Can you two cut me some slack? I'm sort of in love.

Joly: I'm sorry, but that's really not our problem.

Musichetta: I'm in love with you both.

Bossuet, blushing: Oh... that brings us into the loop a little.

Combeferre: I fell-

Courfeyrac: From heaven?

Combeferre: No, I literally fell-

Courfeyrac: In love with me the moment you saw me

Combeferre: MY ARM IS BROKEN, COURFEYRAC

Courfeyrac: Ok, but am I pretty? Be honest.

*Combeferre and Grantaire in a casino*

Combeferre: Grantaire, we're about to get kicked out-

Grantaire: Shush!

Combeferre: We gotta-

Grantaire: Shut up!

Combeferre: R-

Grantaire: Shh! Shush, shush, shush! Do you hear that?

Combeferre: Wha- are you drunk?

Grantaire: Yes, but listen!

Combeferre:

Grantaire:

Grantaire: It's the sound of me not giving a fuck.

Javert: We all have our demons.

Javert, pointing at Les Amis: These ones are mine.

Valjean, helping Marius stand after being wounded: You need to be careful, you're loosing a lot of blood-

Marius, loopy: I'm not "loosing" it, I know exactly where it is!

*Marius points to the puddle of his blood on the floor.*

Valjean: Oh, dear Lord, I should just leave you.

Enjolras, making his third cup of coffee: Why are my hands so shaky?

Combeferre, on his fifth: Your skeleton is ready to hatch.

Montparnasse, to Feuilly: What's the first thing you notice when someone approaches you?

Bahorel, holding Feuilly's hand: The audacity.

Combeferre: Did you know-

Bahorel: That somethings are better left unsaid?

Combeferre: Nice try.

Eponine: Do you have any idea how dangerous I'd be if I had zero self doubt?

Jehan: If I were a drink, I'd be cherry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Grantaire: Bleach.

Bahorel: Blood

Montparnasse: arsenic

Feuilly: Alright, calm down edgelords.

Grantaire: Dad didn't raise a quitter!

Joly: I thought your dad left?

Grantaire: Which is why I'm quitting.

Grantaire to Combeferre: Do you think I'm ugly?

Combeferre: It's not about looks, R. What's valuable is on the inside.

Grantaire, touched: Aww...

Combeferre: For example, someone's heart.

Grantaire: You're a good friend, Combeferre -

Combeferre: It can be priced at over one million US dollars, you know.

Grantaire:

Grantaire: Ok, here's my wishlist.

Musichetta: This is surprisingly reasonable.

Joly: We could probably get all this by Christmas.

Enjolras: Oh, so no one's gonna ask why I'm on the list?

Grantaire: That's more of a hope.

Enjolras: I still don't get why I'm on the list?

Bossuet, to Grantaire: Are you sure you don't want someone else?

Grantaire: Nope, I want him.

Enjolras: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY I'M OM THE LIST?!

*playing Would You Rather?*

Eponine: Ok, R. Would you rather die or-

Grantaire: Die.

Cosette: She hasn't even-

Grantaire: Die.

Marius: Grantaire, we talked about this...

Enjolras: I was born for politics.

Enjolras: have great hair and I'm great at lying.

Bahorel: I've thought about taking swim classes for adults, but honestly that's sadder than just drowning.

Combeferre, to Grantaire: I need 45 minutes away from you, and then we can be best friends again.

Montparnasse: *raises eyebrows *

Jehan: Put those back down

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incorrect-inspector-calls · 3 years

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Inspector: I don't want to traumatise a child

Sheila and Eric:

Inspector: I will traumatise a child

#gcse #inspector calls #incorrect inspector calls quotes #incorrect quotes #inspector calls quotes #inspector calls incorrect quote #an inspector calls #an inspector calls incorrect quotes #gcse english #english GCSE #Sheila Birling #the inspector #eric birling #high school #british #british problems #british school #secondary school

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anonymooseforever007 · 2 years

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In Tommy’s Office:

*Y/N walking in after she knows Tommy’s had a long day*

Y/N: Here! I got you something, to help you feel better!

Tommy:… This is a can.

Y/N: Yes! And I figured since you’d have a rough day with the inspector you could take it out back and like shoot it or kick it!!! :)

Tommy: This is a can… *Looks at the can* of soup…. Why do you think it I’d be happy kicking a can of soup?

Y/N: Because Tommy it’s not JUST soup!! It’s special soup, and I even got a few more cans if it you need some extra release!

Tommy: …..

Y/N:… :/ Ok I guess I’ll have to explain it to you. Drum Roll Please…. :D

Tommy: ……

Y/N: ……. Dr-

Tommy: I’m not doing the dumb drum roll thing you make Finn do.

Y/N: … :(

*Tommy sighs in “I’m too gangster boss for this” and smacks his hand on the table twice*

Y/N: :D

Y/N: itsssss…… ✨✨CAMPBELL’S SOUP✨✨… Creamy Tomato to be exact :D :D

*Tommy freezes and looks at the can*

Y/N: I even drew a little moustache on the front see! Now it’s even more realistic! :D

***********LATER************

Ada: Oi! Pol! Tom’s finally cracked! He keeps throwing soup cans at a wall and cursing it out! Said something about his gun being empty too!! Should I call a doctor?…….Or Jeremiah?!

This is what Ada saw ;)

#Peaky Blinders #incorrect peaky blinders quotes #peaky blinders incorrect quotes #tommy shelby #ada thorne #inspector campbell #Campbell’s soup stated in like 1869 I looked it up just for this #I will now be calling Chester Campbell the evil soup man:)#Thomas Shelby #Also I promise I did start on the next part of my girl #I just also had an 15+ Pg paper and poster due yesterday so I kinda just want to wait till the weekend to work on the long stuff more #I do have something else for this mini imagine coming out later today though that I had a lot of fun making :)

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incorrect-loopgang · 2 years

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Zenigata: So, let me get this straight-

Lupin: More like let me run this bi you.

Fujiko: Let's just see how this pans out.

Goemon: We should ace-ess the situation.

Jigen: I'm gay.

#these are just my personal headcanons not an call to debate #inspector zenigata #fujiko mine #goemon ishikawa #daisuke jigen #Lupin III #lupin iii incorrect quotes

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incorrectlupiniiiquotes · 2 years

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Zenigata: Okay, this might come as a shock to you, Lupin, but most people don’t like being lied to.

Lupin: Wrong! They don't like finding out they’ve been lied to. Because a lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.

#Source: How I Met Your Mother #Lupin III #Lupin the III #Lupin the Third #Incorrect Quotes #Inspector Zenigata #Zenigata #Arsene Lupin III #(I also find it interesting how Lupin manipulates people)#(Because he sort of lies about who he is)#(But he never lies about how he FEELS about people)#(Unless the situation technically calls for it [like with Onabes in that one Part II episode])#(But most times [at least from what I remember] Lupin really doesn't flat out lie to people)

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grossimpertinence · 4 years

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eric: you know how I feel about capitalism

mr birling: yes. confused.

#an inspector calls #eric birling #arthur birling #incorrect quotes

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overheard-in-brumley · 5 years

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eric: guys, what colour is gerald’s shirt?

mr birling: grey.

sheila: grey.

mrs birling: grey.

eric: uh-huh. now, gerald, tell them what colour you think it is.

gerald:

gerald, whispering: dark white

#an inspector calls #incorrect quotes #eric birling #sheila birling #arthur birling #sybil birling #gerald croft

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journey-to-the-attic · 2 years

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Hello!! I'm usually much to shy to say anything but I've been following JTTA for quite some time now (since Chapter 9!!) and watching it progress and grow is just so lovely to experience!!! I find myself always eagerly awaiting every other Sunday because the fic is just so amazing to me!!! I tend to re-read it sometimes and excitedly catch things I didn't read the first time. I've been watching over the blog since it was almost only made of incorrect quotes aha!! It's grown so much since then. AHH I just really wanted to say thank you so much for writing this fic!!! It's so great and it's made me really happy whenever I got sad.

Lots of love!!

-Azure Anon

in the words of sheila in 'an inspector calls': you be careful or i'll start WEEPING

i'm really glad you sent this in! kinda mind blowing to me that you've stuck around for so long, and it's so lovely of you to take the time to tell me all this <333

you're always welcome to send anything you like in, but you also always free to just hang out here, no pressure to interact! everything here is first and foremost meant for people to enjoy, so it's all good as long as you're having a good time ^^

#answering asks #anon asks #azure anon #grateful to have you here <3 #<33

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cardwellthaxton · 3 years

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What Trenton, New Jersey Home Sellers Should Do After a Poor Property Inspection

By Cardwell Thaxton

The inspection contingency in your sales contract is an inescapable reality with a traditional real estate transaction. Many Trenton, New Jersey home sellers fear the unknown of what lies behind their walls or under the floor. The best practice for home sellers is to have a pre-inspection before getting an offer. However, we will now explore what Trenton, New Jersey home sellers should do after a poor property inspection if you’re facing this situation.

Reinspect

It is not beyond the realm of possibilities that your report is incorrect, as inspectors have faced lawsuits for inaccuracy. But, do you find yourself seriously questioning the inspector’s professionalism after getting a poor property inspection? Then, Trenton, New Jersey home sellers should ask for recommendations for a highly reliable inspector from a trusted real estate expert like the professional investors at The Cardwell Thaxton Group. Because direct buyers work with a team of the most respected experts from every walk of the real estate industry, they can easily guide you to a reliable inspector. This team is ready to quickly jump into action, as it is their full-time passion to help home sellers solve their problems, be they time or financial crunches. Because a professional investor outlines everything that goes into calculating an offer, if the second inspection report should come out with poor results, a direct buyer will buy your home as-is and provide you with a fair offer that details realistic expenses for each issue.

Renegotiate

After a poor property inspection, Trenton, New Jersey home sellers may have buyers that will go forward with the sale. How the buyers choose to do so is dependent upon the deal’s terms. Bartering may be an option; perhaps the buyers have interest in a piece of antique furniture, large appliance, or other valuable possession your buyers may have enough interest in to save the sale. While it may be a painful sacrifice, you may have to consent to the demands to keep your deal depending on your circumstances. Another option is that the buyer requires you to complete any repairs out of pocket before the sale progresses. Often, sellers find themselves in a quandary, knowing the repairs will increase value, yet lacking the funds or the personal fortitude to go through living in a construction zone. However, buyers often go overboard with what they want, feeling they have you over a barrel. Why not reach out for a quick alternative to direct buyers like those at The Cardwell Thaxton Group who will provide you with a no-obligation offer, which will help you sort out the reasonable requests from those where the buyers have crossed the line into ridiculous demands.

Reconsider

If the worst fear should come to fruition and the buyer backs out, you should seriously consider changing course with your sales method. Maybe you just don’t have the time to resolve the flaws detected in the inspection, or you do not have access to the finances the repairs will require. In the meantime, because the disclosure process includes providing any known defects to the next buyer, when Trenton, New Jersey home sellers have a poor property inspection, unless you are willing to put in the time and money to make all of the repairs, you will need to sell as-is. Your buyer pool is now limited to a select group of buyers who are willing to take on your problems. If this is the case, a traditional listing with known faults usually lingers on the market. The longer a home sits on the market, the less the seller is likely to receive. Every day on the market and every price decrease is n the listing. Time also costs you money as each month passes and your bills continue to pour in. While your property was already listed, the days are adding up as you work with your buyer, leaving you in a less than advantageous position. When offers come in, buyers will seek bargain basement deals and typically make you insultingly low offers. Direct buyers want to see you get a fair price, so why not avoid the emotional roller coaster of waiting and being disappointed. The best part, your closing could be in as little as seven days. Why not reach out for a no-obligation quote from a professional investor like those at The Cardwell Thaxton Group.

Are you dreading the outcome of your home inspection? Why not just skip the sleepless nights and sell directly to The Cardwell Thaxton Group! We welcome you to contact us and share all of your concerns. At The Cardwell Thaxton Group, we take the time to listen to you and help save more of your money for you! You can rest easy when you work with the direct buyers at The Cardwell Thaxton Group, who offer solutions for any situation. Trenton, New Jersey home sellers can avoid all of the stress and hassle accompanying a less than adequate property inspection by calling The Cardwell Thaxton Group at (908) 456-1593 or sending us a message today.

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orecarus · 4 years

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Hugo is about materialism

‘The human body is a watch, a large watch, constructed with such skill and ingenuity...’~Julien Offray de La Mettrie

Materialism is the philosophy that consciousness is the direct product of material components interacting. At death, those material components disperse, with consciousness coming to an end.

With the rise of atheism, materialistic ideologies have risen to prominence. Advocates against this increase in popularity claim that this type of ideology leads to a degradation in character through apathy--namely that with no belief in an afterlife or a higher authority, what is to stop humanity from falling into a state of destructive appetite--eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

In Hugo a 2011 children’s movie directed by Martin Scorsese based off the book The Invention of Hugo Cabret by Brian Selznic we are introduced to the setting with the whistle of a train. Indeed, our main protagonist Hugo lives in a train station. The importance of this symbology being that it facilitates transportation between two points. The secondary sound before any image on the screen is that of a clock. This is perhaps an even greater symbol than that of our setting, for time is the vehicle by which we attain our goals.

And if one believes that life must come to an ultimate end then time is god. This is highlighted as we are introduced to the film with a tracking shot that ends with our first look of Hugo as he peers over the denizens of the station through the view of a clock.

We come to find that Hugo is forced to keep the clocks running lest he be discovered and sent to an orphanage. The orphanage being a recycler for children who have nowhere they belong. Hugo is trapped in transition, but it can not last. He must find his place.

We are consistently reminded of this throughout the film in the form of the Station Inspector, having himself been raised in the orphanage. He is quite literally the image of man and machine in one as he uses a brace for his injured leg. Now it is his duty to recycle children the way he once was. His constant prowl through the station heightens the tension and reminds us that Hugo’s time is limited. However, this is not something that is necessarily evil in and of itself.

There is a scene in which Hugo, with Isabelle, is once again looking through a clock. This time over the entirety of the city of Paris, once again striking us with the seeming importance that time plays in the themes of Hugo. In this theme comes one of Hugo’s most prominent quotes: ‘I like to imagine that the world is one big machine. You know, machines never have any extra parts. They have the exact number and type of parts they need. So I figure if the entire world is a big machine, I have to be here for some reason. And that means you have to be here for some reason, too.’

This is the key to Hugo’s thematic doctrine. We are all part of the machine called humanity. Life is about finding your purpose in that machine. It is not interested in exploring any theological theory of the origin of humanity or, for that fact, our ultimate resting place, but in the simple grounded logic that finding purpose not only is our function but also brings us joy--whether you believe in god or not is beside the point.

It can even be flipped on its head. One may argue that belief in an afterlife has a larger negative impact on society. As Julien Offray de La Mettrie wrote in his work, man a machine: ‘If atheism were generally accepted, all the forms of religion would then be destroyed and cut off at the roots. No more theological wars, no more soldiers of religion. Nature infected with a sacred poison, would regain its rights and its purity. Deaf to all other voices, tranquil mortals would follow only the spontaneous dictates of their own being the only commands which can never be despised with impunity and which alone can lead us to happiness through the pleasant paths of virtue.’

I may not agree completely with Julien that it is necessary for atheism to be generally accepted, but I do agree with the reasoning behind it--that all the fights over who is right and wrong about what comes after this life is a poison that causes us to lose sight of why we are here in the first place. For as long as we are conflicted we can not find happiness.

Happiness is believed to be achieved like a metal at the end of a race track, and something you can only obtain if you beat those you're racing against. That is of course idiotic. Happiness is as inherent within us as the ability to breathe.

This is illustrated in a more personal representation by the character of Georges Melies. He is a man that has achieved his dreams but because of extenuating circumstances beyond his control did not receive the notoriety he felt he was deserved and has largely been forgotten. He is now a miserable man who sees in Hugo the cruel passage of time. Time, he views as a thief that robbed him of the reward his labor deserved.

Unhappiness does not necessarily come from a disparity of aspirations and current standing, but from actions to achieve aspirations. Georges has been blinded to the fact that it wasn't for notoriety or reward that he began creating art. Yet, that viewpoint changed, and so when he lost it his happiness also went with it.

This separation from the knowledge that it is only the achievement of our dream and not also the road that gets us there that brings us happiness is shown in the image of the automaton. From the Greek word automatos meaning acting of itself. In other words Georges is no longer acting of himself. He is not himself. He is a cog in the machine that has stopped turning.

As a side note I think it is interesting that the automaton’s function is to draw. There is an incorrect notion among artists that our work comes from some otherworldly source that somehow separates us from the average worker, but that can’t be further from the truth. Art like construction is done a day at a time through intense labor. The titular identity of the tortured artist comes from a lack of an understanding of this.

So Georges must be reunited with himself in order to return to harmony. Is it any wonder that it is Hugo, the boy who keeps the clocks running, that does this?

#movies #film theory #Hugo #martin scorsese #philosophy #materialism #Julien Offray de La Mettrie #man a machine #atheism #The Invention of Hugo Cabret #brian selznick

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webscreenscraping · 3 years

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How To Scrape Stock Market Data Using Python?

The coronavirus pandemic has proved that the stock market is also volatile like all other business industries as it may crash within seconds and may also skyrocket in no time! Stocks are inexpensive at present because of this crisis and many people are involved in getting stock market data for helping with the informed options.

Unlike normal web scraping, extracting stock market data is much more particular and useful to people, who are interested in stock market investments.

Web Scraping Described

Web scraping includes scraping the maximum data possible from the preset indexes of the targeted websites and other resources. Companies use web scraping for making decisions and planning tactics as it provides viable and accurate data on the topics.

It's normal to know web scraping is mainly associated with marketing and commercial companies, however, they are not the only ones, which benefit from this procedure as everybody stands to benefit from extracting stock market information. Investors stand to take benefits as data advantages them in these ways:

Investment Possibilities

Pricing Changes

Pricing Predictions

Real-Time Data

Stock Markets Trends

Using web scraping for others’ data, stock market data scraping isn’t the coolest job to do but yields important results if done correctly. Investors might be given insights on different parameters, which would be applicable for making the finest and coolest decisions.

Scraping Stock Market and Yahoo Finance Data with Python

Initially, you’ll require installing Python 3 for Mac, Linux, and Windows. After that, install the given packages to allow downloading and parsing HTML data: and pip for the package installation, a Python request package to send requests and download HTML content of the targeted page as well as Python LXML for parsing with the Xpaths.

Python 3 Code for Scraping Data from Yahoo Finance

from lxml import html import requests import json import argparse from collections import OrderedDict def get_headers(): \ return {"accept": "text/html,application/xhtml+xml,application/xml;q=0.9,image/webp,image/apng,*/*;q=0.8,application/signed-exchange;v=b3;q=0.9", \ "accept-encoding": "gzip, deflate, br", \ "accept-language": "en-GB,en;q=0.9,en-US;q=0.8,ml;q=0.7", \ "cache-control": "max-age=0", \ "dnt": "1", \ "sec-fetch-dest": "document", \ "sec-fetch-mode": "navigate", \ "sec-fetch-site": "none", \ "sec-fetch-user": "?1", \ "upgrade-insecure-requests": "1", \ "user-agent": "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 10.0; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/81.0.4044.122 Safari/537.36"} def parse(ticker): \ url = "http://finance.yahoo.com/quote/%s?p=%s" % (ticker, ticker) \ response = requests.get( \ url, verify=False, headers=get_headers(), timeout=30) \ print("Parsing %s" % (url)) \ parser = html.fromstring(response.text) \ summary_table = parser.xpath( \ '//div[contains(@data-test,"summary-table")]//tr') \ summary_data = OrderedDict() \ other_details_json_link = "https://query2.finance.yahoo.com/v10/finance/quoteSummary/{0}?formatted=true&lang=en-US®ion=US&modules=summaryProfile%2CfinancialData%2CrecommendationTrend%2CupgradeDowngradeHistory%2Cearnings%2CdefaultKeyStatistics%2CcalendarEvents&corsDomain=finance.yahoo.com".format( \ ticker) \ summary_json_response = requests.get(other_details_json_link) \ try: \ json_loaded_summary = json.loads(summary_json_response.text) \ summary = json_loaded_summary["quoteSummary"]["result"][0] \ y_Target_Est = summary["financialData"]["targetMeanPrice"]['raw'] \ earnings_list = summary["calendarEvents"]['earnings'] \ eps = summary["defaultKeyStatistics"]["trailingEps"]['raw'] \ datelist = [] \ for i in earnings_list['earningsDate']: \ datelist.append(i['fmt']) \ earnings_date = ' to '.join(datelist) \ for table_data in summary_table: \ raw_table_key = table_data.xpath( \ './/td[1]//text()') \ raw_table_value = table_data.xpath( \ './/td[2]//text()') \ table_key = ''.join(raw_table_key).strip() \ table_value = ''.join(raw_table_value).strip() \ summary_data.update({table_key: table_value}) \ summary_data.update({'1y Target Est': y_Target_Est, 'EPS (TTM)': eps, \ 'Earnings Date': earnings_date, 'ticker': ticker, \ 'url': url}) \ return summary_data \ except ValueError: \ print("Failed to parse json response") \ return {"error": "Failed to parse json response"} \ except: \ return {"error": "Unhandled Error"} if __name__ == "__main__": \ argparser = argparse.ArgumentParser() \ argparser.add_argument('ticker', help='') \ args = argparser.parse_args() \ ticker = args.ticker \ print("Fetching data for %s" % (ticker)) \ scraped_data = parse(ticker) \ print("Writing data to output file") \ with open('%s-summary.json' % (ticker), 'w') as fp: \ json.dump(scraped_data, fp, indent=4)

Real-Time Data Scraping

As the stock market has continuous ups and downs, the best option is to utilize a web scraper, which scrapes data in real-time. All the procedures of data scraping might be performed in real-time using a real-time data scraper so that whatever data you would get is viable then, permitting the best as well as most precise decisions to be done.

Real-time data scrapers are more costly than slower ones however are the finest options for businesses and investment firms, which rely on precise data in the market as impulsive as stocks.

Advantages of Stock Market Data Scraping

All the businesses can take advantage of web scraping in one form particularly for data like user data, economic trends, and the stock market. Before the investment companies go into investment in any particular stocks, they use data scraping tools as well as analyze the scraped data for guiding their decisions.

Investments in the stock market are not considered safe as it is extremely volatile and expected to change. All these volatile variables associated with stock investments play an important role in the values of stocks as well as stock investment is considered safe to the extent while all the volatile variables have been examined and studied.

To collect as maximum data as might be required, you require to do stock markets data scraping. It implies that maximum data might need to be collected from stock markets using stock market data scraping bots.

This software will initially collect the information, which is important for your cause as well as parses that to get studied as well as analyzed for smarter decision making.

Studying Stock Market with Python

Jupyter notebook might be utilized in a course of the tutorial as well as you can have it on GitHub.

Setup Procedure

You will start installing jupyter notebooks because you have installed Anaconda

Along with anaconda, install different Python packages including beautifulsoup4, fastnumbers, and dill.

Add these imports to the Python 3 jupyter notebooks

import numpy as np # linear algebra import pandas as pd # pandas for dataframe based data processing and CSV file I/O import requests # for http requests from bs4 import BeautifulSoup # for html parsing and scraping import bs4 from fastnumbers import isfloat from fastnumbers import fast_float from multiprocessing.dummy import Pool as ThreadPool import matplotlib.pyplot as plt import seaborn as sns import json from tidylib import tidy_document # for tidying incorrect html sns.set_style('whitegrid') %matplotlib inline from IPython.core.interactiveshell import InteractiveShell InteractiveShell.ast_node_interactivity = "all"

What Will You Require Extract the Necessary Data?

Remove all the excessive spaces between the strings

A few strings from the web pages are available with different spaces between words. You may remove it with following:

def remove_multiple_spaces(string): \ if type(string)==str: \ return ' '.join(string.split()) \ return string

Conversions of Strings that Float

In different web pages, you may get symbols mixed together with numbers. You could either remove symbols before conversions, or you utiize the following functions:

def ffloat_list(string_list): \ return list(map(ffloat,string_list))

Sending HTTP Requests using Python

Before making any HTTP requests, you require to get a URL of a targeted website. Make requests using requests.get, utilize response.status_code for getting HTTP status, as well as utilize response.content for getting a page content.

Scrape and Parse the JSON Content from the Page

Scrape json content from the page with response.json() and double check using response.status_code.

Scraping and Parsing HTML Data

For that, we would use beautifulsoup4 parsing libraries.

Utilize Jupyter Notebook for rendering HTML Strings

Utilize the following functions:

from IPython.core.display import HTML HTML("Rendered HTML")

Find the Content Positions with Chrome Inspector

You’ll initially require to know HTML locations of content that you wish to scrape before proceeding. Inspect a page with Mac or chrome inspector using the functions cmd+option+I as well as inspect for the Linux using a function called Control+Shift+I.

Parse a Content and Show it using BeautifulSoup4

Parse a content with a function BeautifulSoup as well as get content from the header 1 tag as well as render it.

A web scraper tool is important for investment companies and businesses, which need to buy stocks as well as make investments in stock markets. That is because viable and accurate data is required to make the finest decisions as well as they could only be acquired by scraping and analyzing the stock markets data.

There are many limitations to extracting these data however, you would have more chances of success in case you utilize a particularly designed tool for the company. You would also have a superior chance in case, you use the finest IPs like dedicated IP addresses provided by Web Screen Scraping.

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Lindsey Graham Releases Document Showing FBI Misled the Senate on Steele Dossier

Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Lindsey Graham (R-SC) released a declassified document on Sunday that showed the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) misled the Senate Intelligence Committee on the reliability of the Steele dossier when the FBI briefed the committee in 2018.

The FBI used the eight-page document to brief the Senate Intelligence Committee in February 2018 as part of the committee’s investigation into Russian interference into the 2016 presidential election and whether there was collusion with the Trump campaign.

The FBI briefing document fails to mention that a primary sub-source for Fusion GPS’s dossier, authored by ex-British spy Christopher Steele, had raised significant questions about the dossier’s reliability during an interview with the FBI in 2017. Instead, the FBI briefing, delivered a year later, appear to vouch for the dossier’s credibility.

For example, the FBI briefing document said the primary sub-source “did not cite any significant concerns with the way his reporting was characterized in the dossier to the extent he could identify it.”

However, documents previously declassified by the Senate Judiciary Committee showed that the primary sub-source had told the FBI during an interview in 2017 that he had “no idea” where some of the language attributed to him in the dossier came from, and that his contacts “never mentioned” some of the information attributed to them.

The primary sub-source also told the FBI:

He “did not know the origins” of other information that was supposedly from his contacts, and that he “did not recall” other information attributed to him or his contacts in the dossier.

Steele, the ex-British spy paid by Fusion GPS, used “incorrect source characterization” for one of his contacts.

The corroboration for the dossier was “zero” and cast doubt on the credibility of his sources cited in the dossier, telling the FBI to take them with “a grain of salt.”

Steele had presented some information from his contacts as fact when it was really Steele’s own “analytical conclusions” and “analytical judgments.”

The primary sub-source told the FBI that his information came from “word of mouth and hearsay,” “conversation that [he] had with friends over beers,” and that some of the information — including the infamous allegations about Trump’s sexual activities — were statements made in “jest.”

Yet, the FBI in turn vouched for the dossier’s credibility in its briefing with the Senate Intelligence Committee in 2018. “At minimum, our discussions with [the primary sub-source] confirm that the dossier was not fabricated by Steele,” the talking point said.

The primary sub-source had also acknowledged to the FBI that there were unknown degrees of separation between his contacts and the information cited in the dossier.

He told the FBI his contacts did not have direct access to the persons they were quoting, saying that information came “from someone else who may have had access.”

However, the FBI also claimed that the primary sub-source maintained “trusted relationships with individuals who are capable of reporting on the material he collected for Steele.”

Graham said he will be calling in FBI Director Christopher Wray to tell him how the FBI briefing to the Senate Intelligence Committee was arranged and who provided it.

He said the briefing document “clearly shows that the FBI was continuing to mislead regarding the reliability of the Steele dossier.” He added:

The FBI did to the Senate Intelligence Committee what the Department of Justice and FBI had previously done to the FISA Court: mischaracterize, mislead and lie. The characterizations regarding the dossier were completely out of touch with reality in terms of what the Russian sub-source actually said to the FBI.

What does this mean? That Congress as well as the FISA Court was lied to about the reliability of the Russian sub-source. I will be asking FBI Director Wray to provide me all the details possible about how the briefing was arranged and who provided it.

Graham credited Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz and his team for finding the briefing document and uncovering “systemic fraud.”

“Inspector General Horowitz and his team deserve great credit for uncovering systematic fraud at Department of Justice surrounding the Carter Page FISA warrant,” he said.

“I’m also very appreciative of the Department of Justice’s release of the FBI document used to brief the Senate Intelligence Committee,” he added.