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incorrect-revalink · 1 year
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replaying hwaoc because i can’t buy totk until i finish my finals so have some out of context bitchy revali
link, trying his best:
revali: you’re ridiculous
zelda: i swear to hylia
mipha: don’t do that
zelda: what?
mipha: swear to hylia
revali: why? i swear to valoo all the time
mipha: and look where that got you
revali, looking at link: shit you’re right
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revali, at his wedding: LOOK WHERE SWEARING TO VALOO GOT ME MIPHA
zelda: I TOLD YOU I WAS FINE SWEARING TO HYLIA IS THIS WHY IT TOOK SO LONG???
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arkon-z · 3 months
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Impa, confronting Purah about her latest haywire contraption: what the fuck is wrong with you?! Purah: wow you could start with good morning. Impa: good morning. what the fuck is wrong with you?
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enbyboiwonder · 3 years
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Revali: There's a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole, and I cross it every day.
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thatoneplantyouhave · 3 years
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BotW/AoC characters as Vines
Link: *signs* Can I please get a waffle?
Zelda: And just remember, no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself
Mipha: *Link doing anything* Wow
Daruk: Dear diary, today I couldn’t find my diary so I’m writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDs
Revali: *to Link* Let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m gonna go first: I hate you
Urbosa: This bitch empty! *snaps* YEET!
Sidon: *Link or Mipha doing anything* That was legitness!
Yunobo: *person screams* Aaaah! Staahp! I coulda dropped my croissant!
Teba: *to his son* If your name is Tulin and you’re really handsome, come on raise your haaand
Riju: *with Patricia* Girls niiight! Pedicuuures! Talking about boys! PILLOW FIGHT!
King Rhoam: Put that candy back, I’m not buying you all that meth! *Zelda throwing candy* Try me bitch!
Impa: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does
Purah: And they were roommates!
Robbie: Oh my god they were roommates!
Kohga: It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in my life! It’s banananaaaa next to a banananaaaa!
Sooga: So basically, what I was thinking of- *gets punched by Astor* Ow fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this
Astor: Sure, you may be verified on Twitter but are you verified in the eyes of God?
Ganon: Hi welcome to Chili’s
Terrako: When there’s too much drama at school all you gotta do is: walk awaayyyayyyay
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botwstoriesandsuch · 3 years
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Kohga: And once again, Master Kohga and the Yiga Clan save the day!
Astor: You didn’t do anything, it was all Sooga
Kohga: We’re a package deal, everyone knows that
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red-gekkouga · 3 years
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Some of my favorite prompts from the incorrect quote generators.
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pengy-pop · 3 years
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Impa: Zelda just accidentally prematurely sent out a message to the Champions. It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid we will have to postpone the inauguration ceremony’ but she hit send when all it said was:
Hello Champions,
I am afraid
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magicalshitposts · 3 years
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Do you wanna obscure incorrect quote that none of you will get cause I haven't talked about my OCs? No? cool doing it anyway.
Angie: Thanks, Dad... Why is everyone staring at me?
Mailene: You just called Dr Robbie dad; you said thanks, dad.
Angie: What? No, I didn't. I said thanks, man.
Robbie: Do you see me as a father figure, Angie?
Angie: No, if anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.
Purah: Hey! You show your father some respect!
Angie: I didn't call him Dad!
(@redshift-corridor this is basically their dynamic after the incident)
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daemon-404 · 3 years
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👉 Daemon/Zephyr
👉 they/them
👉 Art blog: @daemon-doodles
👉 I don't do background checks on the people I reblog from! Please do not assume I agree with the person in question, just the post itself!
👉 DNI if TERF/radfem, MAP/NOMAP/etc, incest/pedophilia shipper, AI "art" defender, truly believe fiction doesn't affect reality, likely to say "I'm not racist/homophobic (etc) but", and anyone in that genre.
👉 Sorting Tags Under the Cut (buckle up, this is a long one)
Tagging Conventions:
- Pairings are written with each character's name and a "&" between them, with no spaces (e.g. #zelda&link, #b'elanna&tom&harry).
- Some relationship tags (ship or not) have titles attached to them (e.g. #the twilight princesses // midna&zelda, #the noceda kids // luz and vee and hunter).
- I use common acronyms/short versions for fandoms, like "tloz," "voy," etc. If a LoZ game's acronym is less than 4 letters, it'll have "tloz" in front, like "#tloz oot", "#tloz ww", etc, except for #4s.
This will all be covered in the corresponding individual sections as well, don't worry. Ok, onto specifics...
(this isn't even all of them)
Fandom & Lore Tags:
• #moimois (fandom related memes. this is what French people call memes on r/rance)
Star Trek:
• #star trek
- #best st
- #tng
- #the next gen's enterprise crew
- #the next gen boys (Worf, Riker, Data, Geordi)
- #voy
- #the voyager crew
+ other ST series tags (#tos, #aos...).
UT/DR:
• #utdr
- #undertale
- #deltarune
These tags are complimentary with #utdr for precision.
- #deltaspooks (DELTARUNE lore)
- #saltspooks (Salt Route AU lore)
- #DR friendship
- #UT friendship
... the latter are usually under #[ˈfɹɛndˌʃɪp] as well.
- #funny bigshot man
- #spamton (the more serious stuff)
- #gaster's emo band (jevil, spamton and gaster)
- #Official DELTARUNE Lore ™ (silly lore bits or theories that make sense)
Minecraft:
• #minecraft
• #Enhancement Table (formerly "Minecraft lore pun". i finally got a good name!)
The Legend of Zelda:
• #tloz
- #botw
- #botw incorrect quotes
- #best botw incorrect quotes
- #perfect botw (ideas for my ideal botw mod)
- #the hyrulean count (i fucking counted every npc- just in the settlements though- before realizing there are tons of even more compete lists online)
+ other game tags (#alttp, #hwaoc, etc). If the game's acronym that I use is shorter than 4 letters, it'll come after "tloz" (#tloz oot, #tloz tp, etc.) EXCEPT for #4s.
I have yet to go through every Zelda tag I have and put "#tloz" on each post so they're not all under this tag.
• #hyruleculture (loz lore/worldbuilding)
- #hylia's work (the best of the best in loz worldbuilding)
• #linked universe
- #lu dudes (just the LU guys in general)
• #i'm a disastor & #disastorous (anything Astor HWAoC)
Other:
• #aceattorney (I'm noting this one in particular because it's the only one I still use from back when I didn't put spaces in my tags)
• #Black Swan Archives (KotLC lore because i used to read that series when i was younger and i'm still a big fan okay? sue me)
Other fandom tags will just be the acronym or name.
AU Tags:
- #tloz au
- #modernzelda
- #botw au/#totk au
- #swap au (this one is all encompassing; could be a personality swap, a role swap, a gender swap, etc; can be any fandom)
Relationship Tags:
• #/'fæməlɪ/ (familial- including found-familial- interactions)
• #[ˈfɹɛndˌʃɪp] (quality friend interactions)
• #domestic romance best romance
• ToH:
These ones in particular have very clever little nicknames with them (I stole them from other people).
- #sworn siblings // luz and hunter
- #the twins // luz and vee
- #the noceda kids // luz and vee and hunter
- #the clawthorne kids // luz and king
There's also:
- #the owl house kids
- #the owl house parents
for group content. The pairings are all the normal format with no nicknames.
• Pairings:
Format: [name]&[name]. "[] and []" is just for general relationships, like on ao3 with the difference between "[]/[]" and "[] & []".
The following are pairings with specifics:
- #zelda&link (BotW ZeLink only)
- #post calamity
- #pre calamity
- #got the botw energy right (not entirely zelink some of it is just the botw experience, but since so many people characterize zelda and link wrong in botw, it's used to sort out the best of the best)
- #link&zelda (every other ZeLink)
- #zelink place of honor
- #link&sheik (for when Sheik is separate from Zelda. Or trans. Or both)
- #midna&zelda // the twilight princesses
- #midna&zelda&link // the tp ot3
Other pairing tags just follow the format "[]&[]".
General Tags:
Art:
• #artandartists
- #arttips
- #insp
- #style insp
- #color insp
- #lighting insp
- #ref
• #ficsandwriters
Good Feels:
• #pieces of humanity (it's about the love)
• #people being people (people never really change. it's about the necessity of getting a little silly with it)
• #hope
• #happy
"Saved":
• #saved (general posts, I usually just put this on everything)
- #super saved
- #ultra saved
- #saved as hell
- #saved. (i have an emotional reaction to these)
- #Dave (non-fandom-related memes)
- #minenow (the OG #saved)
• #sacred (important parts of the internet)
• #posts of all time
• #posts with a certain feel to them (the feeling is the one you get when faced with something bigger than you)
Other:
• #important
- #important.
• #2: electric boogaloo (an update to a post i've made or, more likely, reblogged)
• #a good laugh ™
-#lol_irl (fittingly, things that make me laugh out loud, in real life)
• #blorbo from my...
...fanon (BotW/AoC Ganondorf)
...youtube ♥️ (that's Jarvis Johnson. don't ask)
• #old & #doodles are from back when this was my presentable account
Tumblr:
• #the tumblr experience
• #certified tumblr special
- #tumblr special ™
- #tumblr history
- #tumblr ogs
- #tumblr dictionary (blorbo, eeby deeby, etc.)
- #tumblr book club (dracula daily)
- #the horse plinko sensation
- #live slug reaction (sitewide memes like goncharov and mole interest for example- and posts related to the memes and so forth- like this are just named in the tags, you can find them pretty easily)
Media Tags:
• #gif
- #gifset
• #video
Keep in mind there are probably 10 000 other tags not mentioned here. Thank you!
last edited sep 16 2023
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incorrect-revalink · 3 years
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Link, holding baby Sidon:
Revali, braiding his hair: Stop. Moving.
Sidon, giggling: Grumpy Birdie
Revali: I'm going to kill him
Link: No??? You??? Are??? Not???
Revali, tugging on a finished braid: Then sit still you incompetent meat sack
Link: Hey! We're all meat sacks!
Revali: Yes, but I have a brain
Link: You sure? I haven't seen you use it yet.
Revali: You little sh-
Sidon: What's a meat sack? Am I a meat sack?
Boss music starts playing...
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incorrect-revalink · 3 years
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revali: link you absolute moron
link, wearing the vai outfit about to go visit urbosa for the fourth time this month: I am not, this is genius
revali: listen, every woman in there knows it's you, link. every. single. one.
link: I know
revali: then why do you dress like that?
link: it's fun
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incorrect-revalink · 3 years
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okay I hc that link has these nicknames for revali and only calls revali by his name when he's pissed or the names would ruin the mood (think birdbrain or cucco or idk like pigeon in a modern au)
link, pissed and about to explode: revali.
revali, already off the ground before link can take a step toward him: fuck n o not today you satanic little shit I did nothing (that he's aware of)
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incorrect-revalink · 3 years
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What if Revali found out the truth about link
(You know his never ending reborn cycle along with Zelda)
oh shiiiiiit there are so many angsty fics centered around this????? and i love then every time
revali: ... what the fuck??
link: *nods*
zelda: I told you it's too complicated!
link: well sorry for ranting about how I'm only alive to fight Ganon!
zelda: for the last time, you are not-
revali: say that shit one more time I fucking dare you
link:
zelda:
revali: what?
link, in tears: holy shit
zelda: ... I'm just gonna go now
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incorrect-revalink · 3 years
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link nearly freezing to death:
revali: do better
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incorrect-revalink · 3 years
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revali and link fighting:
urbosa: just get married already for fucks sake
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incorrect-revalink · 3 years
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I forgot to put this in the last ask but what about everyone else
ask and you shall receive my friend
Link:
Urbosa:
Impa:
Robbie:
Purah:
Mipha:
Daruk: Well... That's a lot to unpack there little guy
Revali: I told you I wasn't making this shit up
Impa: I mean, it is prophesied that every time Ganon returns, so do you two
Mipha: And they always are named Zelda and Link, aren't they?
Urbosa: Wait... is king asshole also reincarnated?
Link:... I don't know, but I do know that Hylia let me live another day and I will make it everyone's problem
~
meanwhile...
~
Twilight: He's becoming self aware
Sky: I don't know how to stop it!
Time: But- but w h y ?
Twilight: This one... this one has been through literal hell
Twilight: Like- I don't think you could force me to fight this timeline's Ganon
Wind, coming in late: No! You see, I was self aware too! Look where that got me!
Time: I'm pretty sure it happened to all of us at some point or another
Sky: Well, after a few reincarnations that is
Twilight, nodding: True
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