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vandermorgansir · 6 months

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Dutch: I want to-

Arthur and Hosea:

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sterekmpreg · 2 years

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John, Dutch & Hosea: *screaming*

Arthur: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Hosea?!

John: Wait, why are you asking Hosea that when Dutch and I are also here?

Arthur: Because Hosea wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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tiredcowboyy · 5 months

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I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

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alligator-tearzz · 2 months

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RDR2 characters as tweets i've seen (based on how i view them)

#rdr2 #rdr2 community #red dead redemption 2 #red dead fandom #red dead redemption memes #rdr2 fandom #rdr2 memes #red dead memes #incorrect rdr2 quotes #incorrect rdr2 tweets #rdr2 funny #john marston #susan grimshaw #dutch van der linde #micah bell #javier escuella #molly o'shea #sean macguire #abigail roberts

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putanaperdonna · 1 year

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PART ONE: RDR2 members as tweets they would probably post me thinks lmao (if u read these in their voice’s it’s 1000000x funnier)

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bornwholocker · 1 month

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I know I should have some semblance of consistency in what I post but also I don’t care very much

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #incorrect quotes #maybe??#oc #charles smith #charthur #john marston #jack marston #abigail marston #sean macguire #micah bell #mary linton

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c0wp0ke · 1 year

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made rdr2 characters as these tweets (+ others) i found ..

sorry idk how to work tumblr but i wanted to post these :)

#rdr2 #red dead redemption two #red dead redemption arthur #incorrect rdr2 quotes #arthur morgan #abigail marston #sean macguire #john marston #abigail roberts #charles smith #dutch van der linde #micah bell

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moonah-rose · 10 months

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Hosea: I love those kids but they sure do ask a lot of questions!

Hosea: "Where's our next camp?" "What's for dinner?" "When we going robbing?" "Where's my fishing rod?" "Where's my journal?" "Where's my dominoes?" "Where's my gun?" "Where's my hat?"

Dutch: I know exactly what you mean.

Hosea: Oh yeah, what do they ask you?

Dutch: "Where's Hosea?"

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #rdr2 #vandermattews #famderlinde #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #arthur morgan #john marston #tilly jackson

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bagelboys-withcreamcheese · 1 year

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#that’s it that’s the game #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #rdr2 #incorrect quotes #photos from pinterest

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issdisgrace · 1 year

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Sean: Truth or Dare

Y/n: Dare

Sean: I dare you to walk by Dutch, say something about his ass, then slap it

Y/n: What the fuck. You trying to get me kicked out of the gang or something?

Sean: Don’t be such a pussy. I doubt Dutch would kick you out of the gang

Y/n: Fine, I’ll do it. I ain’t a pussy

Sean: Well, go on then.

Y/n gets up contemplating why they said yes to playing truth or dare with Sean. Causally walks by Dutch, who is talking with Arthur

Y/n: *Whistles* Nice ass *Slaps it and walks away*

Cue a very stunned Dutch, then cue Arthur just laughing his ass off in pure disbelief of what had just happened

#never play truth or dare with sean #he comes up with crazy ass dares #sean macguire #dutch van der linde #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #sean macguire x male reader #sean macguire x reader #dutch van der linde x male reader #dutch van der linde x reader #red dead redemption 2 x reader #red dead redemption 2 x male reader #ryans incorrect quotes

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blanche-elizabeth-devereaux · 1 year

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Dutch: What do you boys think of my new vest?

John: You look good.

Dutch: Just good?? But what about handsome?

Arthur: Yes, very handsome...

Dutch: But what about impressive? Do I look impressive?

John & Arthur: Yes...?

Hosea: Boys, boys... I’ll handle this.

Hosea: Dutch, no man on this earth has ever looked as stunning as you do right now, and no man ever will.

Dutch, preening: Thank you Hosea! I swear, boys! It’s like pulling teeth trying to get a small compliment out of you.

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #John Marston #arthur morgan #rdr2 incorrect quote #dutch is an entire mood tbh #and hosea knows his man ♥️

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vandermorgansir · 10 months

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Dutch, when he has a plan:

#arthurxdutch #arthur x dutch #dutch x arthur #dutchxarthur #incorrect arthur morgan #vandermorgan #incorrect vandermorgan #arthur morgan #incorrect dutch van der linde #vandermorgan headcannons #incorrect rdr2 quotes #rdr2 dutch #rdr2 #rdr2 memes

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sterekmpreg · 1 year

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Dutch: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Arthur: Okay, can you do the dishes?

Dutch: No!

#arthur x dutch #dutch x arthur #vandermorgan #dutchxarthur #arthurxdutch #incorrect arthur morgan #incorrect dutch van der linde #rdr2 #vandermorgan headcannons #incorrect vandermorgan #parent vandermorgan

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tiredcowboyy · 6 months

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I like to imagine hosea and dutchs reunion in the afterlife is like marty and alex’s reunion in madagascar where they run to each other both seemingly excited but then dutch realises hosea looks kinda pissed and hosea just starts chasing him trying to beat the shit out of his stupid husband for what he did to their sons

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alligator-tearzz · 1 month

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R.I.P Van Der Linde Gang 💔 You would have loved:

(seen a few ppl do this,, if you started this definitely lmk and I’ll credit u !!)

updated to add Kieran and Sean

Dutch - Self help books, those podcasts where people give you terribly incorrect health information and claim that they’re doctors

Uncle - The massage chairs in malls, Frank Gallagher, insane reddit stories that definitely never happened, scamming disability cheques from the government

Abigail - iPhone’s share your location feature, the Parent Teacher Association, audiobooks

Arthur - Remote control racing cars (aarwh it’s a toy boat!), the catch and cook youtube videos, Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé, free healthcare mayhaps…..

John - Maury, The sassy man apocalypse on TikTok, Sitting and watching Bluey in a trance with Abigail after Jack has already gone to bed

Miss Grimshaw - Supernanny, Judge Judy, Spas, Massages, Bear Grylls probably, Bed Bath and Beyond

Sadie - Streetwear, absolutely bodying men on FPS games, Rage rooms

Charles - Axe throwing to get the frustration out, wildlife protection acts, David Attenborough, ATLA

Javier - The head massage you get when you get your hair washed at the salon, edibles, Guitar Hero, collecting vinyls

Hosea - Game shows like The Chase and Deal or No Deal, Dolly Parton probably, cruises, community libraries where you take a book and leave a book behind

Strauss - Cryptocurrency, whatsapp scams

Mary-Beth - Wattpad, Ao3, Booktok, you name it. Those fanfic movie adaptations like After, 50 shades of Grey etc, Cottagecore aesthetic, Taylor Swift, TikTok edits, Bridgerton

Tilly - Those ‘Day in the Life of’ Tiktoks, Jazz bars, Chloe x Halle, cruises as well

Karen - How To Get Away With Murder, Bottomless brunch, Reality shows with a bunch of drama like Love Island or Married at First Sight, Ru Paul’s Drag Race

Bill - Mardi Gras, Brokeback Mountain 😋, Home Depot, probably, those giant American cars that are on the verge of being trucks, Call of Duty

Pearson - Those late night infomercials that show random kitchen utensils like a garlic mincer or a nutribullet blender, Reddit, Spending money on E-Harmony, standing in the club and staring awkwardly at a woman, Dungeons and Dragons

Lenny - Online self paced university, Jordan Peele movies, Studio Ghibli movies, Noise cancelling headphones, The Last of Us

Kieran - Animal crossing, Saddle Club, the Wikihow “how to talk to girls” page, taking horrible advice from tik tok just because the person who posted it sounded trustworthy, astrology probably

Sean - Getting drunk at local football games and heckling the other team, claiming he’s not into Karen’s reality shows but then standing there watching the whole episode with his arms crossed while asking her about every single person and their drama, would most definitely be famous for yapping on Twitter, Derry Girls would be his fave show

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putanaperdonna · 1 year

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PART TWO: RDR2 members as things they would probably tweet tbh

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #rdr2 #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #john marston #dutch van der linde #susan grimshaw #lenny summers #tilly jackson #karen jones #charles smith #mary linton #sadie adler #rdr2 funny #rdr2 memes #micah bell

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