#incorrect cookie run quotes

[brittle-doughie]

The Incorrect Quote Cookie Jar

Incorrect quote shenanigans with you and various cookies. More quotes will be added at future times. Enjoy! :D

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Y/N Cookie: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Caramel Arrow Cookie: It’s not a joke.

Caramel Arrow Cookie: *sniffles*

Caramel Arrow Cookie: I’m a legit snack.

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Y/N Cookie: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Financier Cookie: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

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Y/N Cookie: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Vagabond Cookie: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Y/N Cookie: No! Four to five seconds!

Vagabond Cookie: Too late!!

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Y/N Cookie: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Red Velvet Cookie, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Pistachio Cookie: Y/N Cookie is playing hard to get.

Pistachio Cookie: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Kumiho Cookie: Y/N Cookie, you love me, right?

Y/N Cookie: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Eclair Cookie: FUTURESPOUSESAYSWHAT

Y/N Cookie: Huh?

Espresso Cookie: What?

Eclair Cookie: D A M N I T

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Y/N Cookie: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Vampire Cookie: Marry me.

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Blackberry Cookie: Can you cut me some slack, Y/N Cookie? I’m sort of in love.

Y/N Cookie: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Blackberry Cookie: I’m in love with you.

Y/N Cookie: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Y/N Cookie: *angrily presses Rougefort Cookie against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Rougefort Cookie: ...

Rougefort Cookie: Are we about to kiss-

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Y/N Cookie: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Rambutan Cookie: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Y/N Cookie: No, like, U R A Q T.

Rambutan Cookie: Awwww!

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Y/N Cookie: I don’t do relationships.

Cotton Candy Cookie: *exists*

Y/N Cookie: Crap.

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Truffle Cookie: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Y/N Cookie: Peonies, why?

Truffle Cookie:

Y/N Cookie: Were you going to get me flowers?

Truffle Cookie:

Y/N Cookie:

Truffle Cookie: It’s a possibility

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Y/N Cookie: Is something burning?

Espresso Cookie, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Y/N Cookie: Espresso Cookie, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Cheesecake Cookie: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Y/N Cookie: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Cheesecake Cookie: That one. I want that one.

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Dr Livesey stroll brought to you by the TBD and Y/N Cookie

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Alarm clock: exists

Y/N Cookie and Moonlight Cookie: Evil

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Raspberry Cookie: Is this your plan B?

Y/N Cookie: Technically, this is plan P.

Raspberry Cookie: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Y/N Cookie: Yes, but I marry Princess Cookie in plan M.

Princess Cookie: I like plan M

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Windarcher Cookie: I know you love them.

Fire Spirit Cookie: I am not in love with Y/N Cookie!

Windarcher Cookie, staring at Fire Spirit Cookie: I never said who...

Fire Spirit Cookie: *realizes*

Fire Spirit Cookie: S***. Well, anyways-

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*Y/N Cookie is crying after a breakup*

Seaweed Cookie: There there, Y/N Cookie.

Y/N Cookie, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Seaweed Cookie: Great question—

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Oyster Cookie: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Y/N Cookie: I wrote you a poem.

Oyster Cookie, already crying: You did?

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Dark Cacao Cookie: What are you still doing out here?

Y/N Cookie: Naming stars after the cookies I love.

Dark Cacao Cookie, hesitantly: Do I get a star?

Y/N Cookie: You get the sun.

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Lychee Dragon Cookie: Right hand red.

Lotus Dragon Cookie: ends up on top of Y/N Cookie

Y/N Cookie: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Lychee Dragon Cookie: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Sour Belt Cookie: finds a note Hmm, whats this?

Chocolate Bonbon Cookie: Hey, that's mine! tries to grab it

Sour Belt Cookie: Aww, it's a love note for Y/N Cookie?

Chocolate Bonbon Cookie: No-

Sour Belt Cookie: opens it

Sour Belt Cookie: ……

Chocolate Bonbon Cookie: ….

Sour Belt Cookie: I can't read this.

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Black Garlic Cookie, at Y/N Cookie: Would you like to stay for dinner?

White Ghost Cookie, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

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Wasabi Cookie: Did you take out Aloe Cookie as I requested?

Y/N Cookie: Aloe Cookie has been taken out, yes.

Wasabi Cookie: You have my grat-

Y/N Cookie: It was a great restaurant.

Y/N Cookie: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.

Y/N Cookie: Aloe Cookie proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers.

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Pomegranate Cookie, holding a rock: Y/N Cookie just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".

Dark Choco Cookie: If you don't marry them, I will.

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Y/N Cookie: What time is it?

Coffee Candy Cookie: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Coffee Candy Cookie: Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune

Baguette Cookie: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Coffee Candy Cookie: It’s 2 am

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Y/N Cookie, pointing: May I sit there?

Light Cream Cookie: That's my lap

Y/N Cookie: That doesn't answer my question, Light Cream Cookie.

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Y/N Cookie: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.

Croissant Cookie: Oh, you’ve been?

Y/N Cookie: Once. In Monopoly.

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Y/N Cookie: If you had to choose between Adventurer Cookie and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Blackberry Cookie: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Adventurer Cookie: Blackberry Cookie!

Y/N Cookie: 63 cents.

Blackberry Cookie: I'll take the money.

Adventurer Cookie: BLACKBERRY COOKIE!!!

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Y/N Cookie: We need to get through this locked door. Coffee Candy Cookie, give me your credit card.

Coffee Candy Cookie: Here.

Y/N Cookie, pocketing it: Thanks. Timekeeper Cookie, kick down the door.

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Y/N Cookie, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Hollyberry Cookie: You did WHAT–

Princess Cookie: William Snakepeare

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[incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom]

Dark Enchantress, sitting ominously on a throne: so, why do you wish to join the Cookies of Darkness?

Licorice: I have anxiety and a desire to be validated

Dark Enchantress: lmao your hired

#incorrect cookie run quotes #licorice cookie #dark enchantress cookie

[sundove88]

My Prediction For a 3rd Black Pearl Cookie Update:

Btw- the art above is what I’d think she looks like in her “Purified Form”- it’s by me, btw.

(Oyster hands the remorseful Black Pearl her pearl)

Black Pearl: No… No…! (Sobs) What a fool I’ve been, what a fool I’ve been!!

(A powerful glow starts intensifying)

Everyone: GAH!! (They block out the flash)

(FLASH!!)

(The area is now an ocean with a beautiful sunrise- and Black Pearl is now a purified version of herself- with black, white, and silver in her palette)

White/Black Pearl: Ah, that’s better!

All: *Gasp*

Crimson Coral: White Pearl?!

Captain Caviar: Black Pearl?!

White/Black Pearl: Oh no, not Black or White Pearl- I am now… Pearl Cookie.

(Both parties look at each other)

White/Black Pearl: You see, my friends, since you returned my Pearl to me and helped me see the error of my ways, I’ll travel the oceans of this world and help anyone I cross paths with to atone for what I did. So never stop helping others, and all your dreams will come true!

Peppermint: Even the scary ones?

White/Black Pearl: *Laughs* 👁️👄👁️ YES.

All: 0-0

White/Black Pearl: Farewell, my friends! (Goes back to her normal size and swims off alongside her sisters and Frilled Jellyfish)

Oyster: She’s finally at peace.

White/Black Pearl: (Pops out of the water) Oh, and Caviar- A hat and a jelly corndog are two things. (Swims off again)

Captain Caviar; I told ya we could do it! (Winks)

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[livingthe24framelife]

Dark Choco at the end of the Citadel arc be like:

#cookie run kingdom #dark choco cookie #incorrect cookie run quotes

[lesbianokchun-moved]

Saw this on Pinterest and I knew what I had to do

#cookie run #rebel cookie #vagabond cookie #rebelbond #vagabel #vagarebel #kumiho cookie #incorrect cookie run quotes

[catemons-blog]

Wildberry cookie and crunch chip cookie are guiding Dark cacao and hollyberrie's modes of transport while said cookies speak in the pure vanilla cookie's castle.

CC: You know even though I deeply respect and admire dark cacao cookies, it feels like he treats all this like it's some sort of friendly get-to-toghter.

WBC: I know exactly how you feel. Hollyberry is just getting her berry juice fix instead of being professional. It's ridiculous.

CC and WBC: ITS LIKE THEY DONT EVEN CARE!

They both shut each other's mouths

CC and WBC: pardon my wor-

They both lightly chuckle

WBC: I can tell you're important as well.

CC: But I'm just a bodyguard?

WBC:Yes,but your clearly important enough to guard one of the most powerful kings in all of earthbread!

CC: Same to you..you guard a woman who has bested many a dragon and has even fought in the dark flour war.

They both blush and look around

WBC: They won't notice right..?

CC: No..they're probably busy speaking of far more important matters.

They both slowly inch their way closer to each other before kissing each other

Fancier Cookie: huh.. Guess I'll guard for them.

She shrugs for she is a lesbian.

#incorrect cookie run quotes #wildberry cookie #crunchy chip cookie #wildberry crunch #wildberry x crunchy chip #berrycrunch #made my own ship by me self #you proud?

[sweetstarart]

3 incorrect cookie comics! (Also some sprite edits)

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[incorrect-cookie-run-quotes]

White Pawn Cookie: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons. Licorice Cookie, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

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[ecastily]

Red velvet cookie in a interrogation room with Dark choco and Dark cacao in the other side of the room

Dark Cacao: Grrr its been 10 minutes, he won't talk. I guess I have no choice... *Brings out a box*

Dark choco: You're not going to hurt him are you?

Dark Cacao: Physically? No. Mentally? Yes

Dark Choco: 😰

Dark Cacao enters the room that Red velvet is locked up in. He turns on the TV and enters one of the tapes.

Red velvet: Pfft! What are you gonna do drink some juice and watch some movies with a prisoner?!

Dark Cacao: No, I have a better way of breaking you than punches... I was told from Dark choco that you love cakes especially those cakehounds...

The TV screen then shows a person who looks like a witch (its a human)

TV: Hi everyone! Today is a special day for I have a limited cake edition from Cookie run kingdom... A Cakehound! I've ordered 10 boxes of cakehounds. Awwe isn't this adorable! Its almost like I don't wanna eat it but you can't waste food so here it goes, oh and subscribe for more mukbang videos of cookie run!

Red velvet: ..... (((;ꏿ_ꏿ;)))😰😰 N-no... What happened to those cakes? Why aren't they moving?! Wh-why aren't they fighting back?!

Dark Cacao: *because they're not real..*

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[sugaaaaaaaar]

Purple Yam: I don't get why some people don't use soap and wash their hands with only water. That's like pouring gasoline on someone and not lighting them up on fire. You just wasted gasoline!

Milk: Well that's a really good analogy that I am never saying out loud

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[wispisstillverybored67]

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[c0okie-th0ughts]

Having fun with incorrect quote generators

#espresso cookie #esclair #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #eclair cookie #crk #incorrect cookie run quotes

[incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom]

Licorice, to Red Velvet: You cannot glass a fucking city and say "I did it because I solved the racism problem" 

 Red Velvet: well I- 

 Licorice: The rate of fucking EVERYTHING turns to zero you dumbass

#incorrect cookie run quotes #licorice cookie #red velvet cookie #cookie run kingdom

[annabethharley]

bonbon: you have thirteen seconds before the island fucking explodes you hot topic wanna be you blue gumball son of a bitch you have done nothing but destroy my life i hope you die

sourbelt: (muffled laughter)

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[c0smicshine]

wind archer: i can still hear his voice...

millennial tree: gay gay homosexual gay

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[midnightsilverchelly]

Say your prays Pomegranate Cookie

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