#incorrect beetlejuice quotes

[soupieoopieisloopie]

Y/N: Beej? Am I ugly?

Musical!BJ: What nonsense! Im looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful breather I've ever seen!

Y/N: BJ? Am I ugly?

Keatlejuice: *eating a fly* Very much.

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[barbarasjugs]

beetlejuice: What did I teach you about shooting people?

Lydia: How, you taught me how.

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[obsessive-ego]

Juno: Lawrence, now that you’re old enough there’s something I’ve always wanted to tell you and I think you’re ready to hear it: you’re not very pretty and you’re not very bright,I’m so glad we had that talk.

Beetlejuice: ...

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[jackie-sugarskull]

“Oh Brother!” Alternate Take

Donny: Is Beetlejuice here?

Lydia: Uhhh, you know what?

Beetlejuice: *dives out the window behind her*

Lydia: He just left.

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[nerdofthefandoms]

Beetlejuice: good night. sleep tight. don't let the bedbugs bite. tonight. ima fight. till we see the sunlight. tick tock. on the clock. but the party. don't stop. no. oh oh. OH

Lydia: i would pay you large amounts of money to drown me right now.

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[thetraderjoesparkinglot]

Beetlejuice: I’m unpleasant when I’m hungry.

Lydia: You’re unpleasant all the time.

Beetlejuice: That my secret, Lyds. I’m hungry all the time.

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[incorrectmusicals]

Lydia: I know it’s sad, but death is a natural part of life, and by the time I finish this sentence, 100 people will have died in China.

Delia: WHY DID YOU STOP TALKING?!

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[chaoticace2005]

So… is Alex Brightman contractually obligated to narrate something his character is acting out?

Beetlejuice, broadway recording: Fake cartwheel!

Fizzarolli: Trumpet! Ha!

Adam: Guitar solo, fuck yeah!

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Kankri: 6isexuality is actually r99ted in racism transph96ia, I d9nt mean t9 6e pushy 6ut may6e ch99se an9ther la6le?

Dave: guess ill have to back to being a regular old faggot then B/

Dave: so it turns out saying the f slur in front of this person wasnt a very good idea

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[leeeeeeeeech]

Y/n: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Beetlejuice: It was autocorrect. Y/n: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Beetlejuice: Yes.

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[caitlynskitten]

Yoko: Great Enid. Thanks for getting us in jail. Just fucking perfect.

Wednesday: What do we do now?

Enid: I got it guys! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice-

Yoko: Hey! What the hell are you doing?! We don’t want that guy running around here.

Enid: It’s okay, he can get us out! Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice-

Yoko: Enid! Stop it! You have no clue what you’re doing! Don’t mess with powers you don’t understand!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: WHO?!

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[barbarasjugs]

Lydia to Beetlejuice (or the opposite honestly): The hospital called. Your test results came back positive. You're a stage five dumbass.

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[obsessive-ego]

Beetlejuice: oh I love Halloween, best holiday by far, disguises, crime, looking hot. These are my specialties

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[jackie-sugarskull]

Beetlejuice: *meeting up with Lydia* Sorry I’m late. I was… doing things.

Scuzzo: *bursts through the door looking very disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

Beetlejuice: “Push” is such a strong word. I prefer to call it… “giving you a little nudge”.

Scuzzo: Oh, I’ll give you a “little nudge” when I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR-!

Beetlejuice: HEY! Watch your fucking language in front of my best friend.

Lydia: *rolls her eyes*

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[nerdofthefandoms]

Lydia: next time I see my father, I'm going to look him in the eyes and-

Beetlejuice: want me to bring a ladder for you??

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[thetraderjoesparkinglot]

Beetlejuice: Guess you didn’t get me anything…

Lydia: I did! I got you…trash!

Beetlejuice: Oh, great, yeah. Because I’m a demon I must love trash!

Lydia: …but you do.

Beetlejuice: That’s not the point, okay?!

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