#incorrect apex legends quotes

[kim-write-jin]

Bangalore: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Lifeline: Get two more chairs.

Rampart: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Mad Maggie: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Wraith: I would never be near children.

Revenant: Get rid of two kids.

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[1andxrea1tge1bisexual1here1]

Dempsey : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Richtofen : >:O language

Andi: Yeah watch your fucking language

Octane: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ANDI THE FUCK WORD?

Douma : 'The fuck word'.

Louie : Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Andi: Oh my god they censored it

Douma : Say fuck, Louie .

Andi: Do it, Louie . Say fuck.

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[thqtoneweirdo]

ive been meaning to do this for a while

Octane: Yo, crafting over here.

Lifeline: What level is it?

Octane: ¿Qué?

Wattson: Oui, I too would like to know the level of the crafting.

Octane: ...

Octane: Wait a second, I know-

Lifeline: Ţ̶̱̤͓̼̦͎̫̝͔̰́̕E̷̢̨̨̮͖͇͚͎͕̍͋͌̀̚̕͘͡ͅͅL͉͉̥͇͍ͥ̃ͮͮ͆̉̊̚͢͝͡͞L͚̫̠͚͉̱̖̇̄ͧ͑͌ͩͣͥ ̘̦̹͇̪̍҉U͍͕̣̩͔̙̯͖̱̦̔͌̋̉ͪS̷̠͎͓͈͎̭̜̹̉͘͢͟͡͡͞ ̸̡̻̳͍̣͇͚͉̬͎̦̈̽͗͘҉̨̨́́T̸̮̯̮̞̩̪̪̙̀ͦͤͤ́̊̑Ḧ̶̢̥̣̭͍̊ͦͦ̃ͫ̌ͤ͛̕͟͠͏̧E̡̟͉͋ͤ̉̅̅̊͒ͧ͑͘ͅ҉҉̵̧̛̕̕ ̟̞̺̟͖̺̥̫ͦ͒͏͘͠L̴̵̛̰̭̬̹͊͂͝Ȩ̸̡̲̦͔̯̗̼̩̹̖̊̌́̉ͪͨ̕͜͢͝͏V̧̼͓̳̝̖̔́͞ͅE̗̣̖͂ͥ͊͆͐͡͡҉̵̧̡̨̛͝L̴͗̎͌͂͗̃̑̓ ͇̥̪͕͍͇̖̭̫̦͛͂̓ͯ͗͆̐ͫͪS̸̮̆̆̒ͧ̔̾̅ͤ͛́͏̵̡̨͢͟͠Ị̴̷̷̵ͫͧ̈ͤ͘͏Ļ̷̧̺̘́͢͟͏̴̨V͖̟̹̮̾ͤͥ̾҉͞Ä̴̴̶͈͇͇̤̟̲̤̲̠́͢͝.̶̨̩͚̝̣̞̙̞̄͟͞ͅͅ ͙̺̻̞̣̮̙͙̪̒ͫ͆͌ͨ́̕̕ͅ͏̶̧

Wattson: W͔̪̩̮̥̬̞̻͔ͯ̂͋҉̷̡̀͟͜͝͡É̵̥̩͓̥̠҉̷ ̵̸͖̤̭̹̝̫̖̕͘͜͝ͅ͏̴͝M͘͟͝҉̸̕U̎̑̓̇́̕S̨̧̮̠̻̱̘̄ͩ̅ͨͮ͌̊͒ͬ҉T͓ͤͣ̎̈́ͪ̃҉̛҉͝͏̧̀ ̘͇̥̪̞̌͏̷̵̢̧̡͘͝͞Ķ͌͜͏́͘͘͟͢͞Ņ̴̛̰ͯ̑̐̆ͪͥ͆ͦO͉̙͍̞͗̀͠ͅW̫̼̱̒̽ͨ͏͝ ̷̡̼̜̪̖͂͌ͥ̋ͩ̍̀̕̕̕͘͜T̷͇͕͍̘̩͈̰̂͌̿̓̌Ȟ̴̡̡̢̤͙̠̖͓̗͖̺̐ͬ͜͏Ḙ̸̴̸̡̡͓͉͔͔͙ͯͫ͒͒̽̐ͨ́͘͡ ̢̢͔̦͚̮̂̽̍̃̕͜͝͡L̪͚͚̯̹̖͖̬͌ͧͯ̿̊̏͌̔̅͜͟͏̶́͝Ẽ̔̀ͣ̀ͣV̵̧̡̻̋̍̏ͯ̚É̢̨̡̟̳͟͜L̶̢̨̛̲͉͇͚͖͍ͪ̌̎̉̓ͧ̊̈́́̕͜͡͡ ̸̞͕͎̥̹̋͆ͦͮ̇̃́͝ͅO̵͓͈͙̖̮̮͋́̾̆̂̚͞C̫̗͙̘̲̭̺̿̑̀͝͡͏̵̶̀Ť̡̨͉͎̜̙͔̬̫̃̾̔ͮ̍̕Ą̨̣̹̺̒̓ͮ̊ͤ͆̆ͭͭ͘͏͜͏̷́V̩̬̮̗̭̗͐̐̑̾̄ͣͧ͆͏͘̕͘̕͜͟͡I̦̙̗̤O̗̬̲̪͔ͮ͌ͤ̔̄̌͡.̓̈́ ̴̷̵̨̲͚̼̻̘͎͉̒̕͞͏

#and then they steal the lvl 4 backpack he crafted #THE SEQUEL #AJAY GETS HER REVENGE #been thinking about this since season 9 #it was only a matter of time until i brought my plan into fruition #that octane voice line sounds like hes pinging something #i had to do it #i couldnt give up such a monumental chance #also HOW #does bangalore still not realize #her only family isnt on gridiron!!!! #bangalore i love you but istg #okay im done now #see you guys in the next video #where my stuffed nessie holds my hostage #until someone sends a $19 apex card #apex legends #incorrect apex legends quotes #incorrect apex quotes #apex incorrect quotes #apex legends incorrect quotes #apex octane #apex wattson #apex lifeline #octane apex legends #wattson apex legends #lifeline apex legends #i meant me hostage not my hostage 🤦‍♀️ #bro lvl 3 backpack not lvl 4 #what kind of super replicator-

[marvelatthismess]

Viper: Do you always have to attack me with your words? Ash: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

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[catalystsimp]

I found this gem so I just had to turn it into an incorrect quote thing I'm sorry it was too perfect to pass up

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[fusehound-prompts]

FuseHound Prompt #15

Bloodhound: My Walter, stay in bed for the day. Your grenades can wait. You are very sick.

Fuse: If I was sick, could I do this?

Fuse: *unmoving in bed*

Bloodhound: ...what are you supposed to be doing?

Fuse: Cartwheels. Am I not doing 'em?

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[howdoesthisappwork]

Ash: I would do anything for money.

*five minutes later, covered in blood*

Ash: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

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[sombrashe]

Octane: You think you can tell me what to do?

Lifeline: 5... 4... 3...

Octane: Wait, hold on, stop counting I’m sorry

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[wu-sisyphus-gang]

Weiss: When you're texting a guy and he seems into the conversation and texting you questions but takes 25 minutes to respond to you each time and you're like wtf does this mean? What are these games?

Weiss: They're video games. He's texting you between rounds of video games.

Jaune: Yeah. No fucking shit. I'm trying to rank up in Titanfall over here.

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[incorrect-miraith-quotes]

Mirage : Wraith I have very exciting news :3

Wraith : what

Mirage : WERE PREGNANT!

Wraith : WHAT

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[mamasplat]

Ash: Sorry I'm late, I had more important things to attend to.

Revenant: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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[kim-write-jin]

Wattson: Revenant, when’s your birthday?

Revenant: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Wattson: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

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[smallfry15005]

Baby Kairi: Can we get ice cream?

Blisk: Did you ask your dad?

Baby Kairi: He said no.

Blisk: Then why did you ask me?

Baby Kairi: He’s not the boss of you

Blisk, internally: It’s a trap. It’s a trap. It’s a trap.

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[apex-legends-never-die]

Young Bloodhound: Oh no! My parents! They’re frozen!

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[marvelatthismess]

Mirage: You're violent.

Wattson: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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[primroseprime2019]

Revenant: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Loba: Nope, absolutely not.

Bangalore: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Ash: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Valkyrie: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Mad Maggie: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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