#incorect cod quotes

[tanked-up]

Soap: Remember that time-

Ghost: I crave your affection, but 1 crave your silence even more- shut up.

Price in the room: Soap, buddy…

Soap: I’m so in love with him

#we all are Soap #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #john price #cod meme #incorect cod quotes

[ylskquevmxv]

Y/N: *gasp* omg the queen died

ghost: good

Price: jus waitn for the rest of em now

Gaz: i thought she was immortal?

Soap: surprised she lasted this long, honestly thought shed kick the bucket years ago

Kate: are you all not sad?

Y/N: ???? Of course not??? we're not tories Kate. the only sad thing about this is that we've now got Charles and camilla

Price: rest in peace diana

Ghost: amen

Gaz: amen

Y/N: amen

Soap: aye

Kate: soap you're Scottish

Soap: I'm also an empath

#late but oh well #call of duty x reader #captain john price x reader #cod x reader #gaz x reader #john price x reader #john soap mactavish x reader #kyle garrick x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #price x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #soap x reader #incorect quotes #cod incorrect quotes

[neoarchipelago]

Y/N: that's ridiculous... Ghost doesn't have a crush on me.

Gaz: yes he does

Soap: yes he does

Price: yes he does

Ghost: internally screaming yes I do

#fanfics #fanfiction #fanfic #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost cod #cod mw2 #captain price #john soap mactavish #gaz mw2 #kyle gaz garrick #cod incorrect quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #incorrect cod quotes #incorect quote

[ghosty-writes-23]

Incorrect COD Quotes Part. 2

!WARNING!: Suggestive (Slightly spicy) & dark humored content.

Ghosty's Notes: Some of these might be a little suggestive or contain dark humor, so you have been warned, V is my own female OC but can be read as x reader if you prefer that, also thank you so much for the recent support, I was a little hesitant to post these, but seeing how people have been liking them, I promise to make more in the future :)

Thank you for all the support, it means alot❤️

-Ghosty❤️

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V: *is watching Ghost workout with König* “They are so big and so dumb, and one day I'm gonna top them.”

Soap: “you and me both Lass.” 

*both V and Soap highfive*

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Gaz: “I pull women”

Soap: “I pull men.”

V: “i’m gonna pull the fucking trigger in a second.”

Price: *is looking at V horrified*

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*V is in Price’s office after a successful mission*

Price: *pats V on the shoulder* “I'm proud of you kid.”

*Alexia play daddy issues by the neighbourhood*

V: *holds back tears and voices cracks slightly* “T-Thanks sir.”

Price: *processed to give her a papa bear hug gently patting her back*

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Task Force 141 men: *sees V covered in blood, laughing with an almost psychotic grin on her face*

Ghost: *looks at V with almost hearts in his eyes* “I'm gonna marry that woman one day.

Soap: *chuckles* “Not if I do it first.”

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V: *is being help captive by Valeria*

Valeria: *is standing inches away from her face* "tell me everything you know."

V: *giggles like a school girl and would be twirling her fingers in her hair, if her hands weren't tied to the chair* "your eyes are really pretty."

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*Task force 141 + V are at their local pub after a mission well done*

Soap + V: *are sitting at the bar slightly intoxicated* 

Ghost + Price: *are playing a game of pool, but are keeping an eye on the two at the bar*

Soap: *finishes his drink* “I bet you can’t do a wheelie on your motorbike right now.”

V: *gasps and looked at him offended* “I will have you know sergeant, I bet I can, watch me.”

Gaz: *who is the most sober out of the three* “Guys, I don’t think that is a good idea.”

V: *is already pulling out her keys and is slightly stumbling to the door* “Oh please Kyle, what could go wrong.”

Gaz: *is slightly worried she is going to try and actually do it* “maybe you killing yourself for one.”

*Before she makes it out the front door V’s keys are suddenly pulled out of her hand*

Price: “I'm taking these until you are sober.”

V: *pouts but nods*

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*Both V and König are in his room, V has her legs resting comfortably on his broad shoulders as she brushes her fingers through his hair and König is cleaning his knife from his previous mission*

V: “How is your hair so soft?” *keeps running her fingers through it, pouting slightly*

König: *is thankful she can’t see his face at the moment as it would be the same colour as a tomato* “I don’t know.”

V: *smirks slightly to herself, deciding to tease him slightly and gives his hair a soft tug*

König: *lets out a groan like moan before looking up at her his eyes wide*

V: *is smirking widely before placing a kiss on his forehead* “Cute.”

König:

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Price: *takes the task force 141 men + V out on a camping trip*

Gaz: “how much further.” *is close behind Price*

Price: “not that far.” *steps over a fallen log*

V: *rests her head on Ghost shoulder as she is getting a piggyback, because she sprained her ankle standing in a rabbit hole, not even 20 minutes into the camping trip*

Soap: *decides to tease Ghost* “Do you want to switch there L.T, your looking a little tired.”

Ghost: *scoffs quietly under his mask before tightening his grip on V’s thighs slightly* “I’m fine.”

V: *starting humming a tune* “Toss a coin to your witcher, oh valley of plenty”

Ghost: “You watched that TV show with Johnny didn’t you.”

V: *smiles wide and nods* “The song is catchy.”

*By the time they got to the campsite, the whole group was sing toss a coin to your witcher*

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[avismona]

Based on this

#captain john price #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #konig call of duty #incorect quote #cod #sketch #fanart #ghost x soap #soapghost

[ellilyre]

We all know there is a certain intimacy in knowing and using someone's name instead of their call sign. The moment you pass from professional callsign to their actual name always sign an important milestone in your relation together

Horangi : i want to know your real name

Gromsko : Sobieslaw Kościuszko

Horangi :

Gromsko :

Horangi :

Gromsko : you can still call me Gromsko

Horangi : thank you

#ofc if said name is polish you are perfectly valid to never even attempt to say it #this dialogue appeared to me last night when i was half conscious #call of duty modern warfare ii #call of duty mw2 #horangi #gromsko #sobieslaw gromsko kościuszko #incorect quote cod

[callofloony]

Soap: Well, that went South really quickly.

Ghost: Where else did you expect it to go? East??

#cod mw2 #cod #call of duty mw2 #cod mwii #mw2 #mw2 2022 #mwii #ghost cod #cod ghost #cod soap #soap cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghost mwii #ghost mw2 #soap mwii #soap mw2 #ghost modern warfare #soap modern warfare #incorect quote #cod incorrect quotes #incorect quotes #i based this after a convo i had irl #i was ghost lmao #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghoap

[rj-opp]

Yes soap did it one more tie

#ghost x soap #soap x ghost #COD MW2 #cod #mw2 #simon x johnny #johnny x simon #love it when incorect quots give us the best fuel

[smbyt]

Vietnamese!Reader? How about that?

Warning: swearing, kinda offensive i guess but just for fun (so sorry...), personal opinions,...

______________________________

Price: why on earth do you use those chopsticks--

Reader: to eat pizza? Yes, and it would be better if I add more fish sauce.

Soap: maniac! Anyway, lemme try it

Ghost: *calls 911*

______________________________

Konig *teaching reader German*: it's not that hard to pronounce them…

Reader: I totally can't…

Soap: Oh, so how can you say "A stork with a collar bites the grass next to a really small palm branch" in Vietnamese?

Reader: con cò có cổ cắn cỏ cạnh cành cọ con con?

Soap: So why the f*ck that you can't pronounce those vowel in German!?

Reader: I DON'T KNOW!?

__________________________

*in the club*

Soap *showing off his dancing skill*

Gaz *chilling with the music*

Ghost and Price *looking at reader doing the vinahey dance*

Reader: I'M A FREAKING CEILING FANNNNN!

____________________________

Reader *holding a birthday so-called cake*: happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you, sir!

Price: is it rice?… You make a cake from rice!?

Reader: hey it's called Chưng cake!

Gaz: as far as I know, nobody in Vietnam use that cake as a birthday one….

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Ghost *injured siriously*: Don't---

Reader: you don't have the right to command.

Reader *cures his wound with Vietnamese green oil and let him smell the Golden Star Balm*

(that is stupid, don't do it at home pleaseeeee)

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Ghost: where is (s)he?

Soap: Making bombs out of shit

Gaz: disgusting

Ghost: but it works

(have you ever heard about Vietnamese traps during war?)

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Southern!Reader: BOMB!

Soap: WHERE!?

Reader: THERE! *pointing at the apple tree*

Soap: ???

Reader: well, in the South of Vietnam, we call apple "bom" which have the same pronounce with bomb

Ghost: is it French?

Reader: kinda

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Gaz: I'm scared of nothing...

Gaz *pointing at reader's handwriting*: ... but this---

Reader's letter: đon't tell me that i need to đo thát shit. Love u.

________________________________________

Price: today R/n wish me good luck.

Soap: it's not "touch wood", sir...

Ghost: it's a puss-

Reader: KI KI KI KI KI, GHOST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

(*ki ki ki* is the way Vietnamese people get a dog's attention. Anyway this is a lucky sign:

and this is how i tell others that "you're a c^nt"

this picture is used for illustration, this woman didn't mean that, it's just a misunderstanding)

#john price #simon ghost riley #gaz cod #john soap mactavish #incorect quotes #cod incorrect quotes #vietnamese #vietnamese reader

[the-cutest-warcrime]

he Knows

Bell:*exists*

Adler: *narrows his eyes * "Perseus

#call of duty cold war incorect quotes #cod adler #cod bell #call of duty cold war

[tanked-up]

Price: You always seem troubled, Ghost

Ghost staring at Soap: Mhm

Price: You’ve been dozing off lately. You okay?

(Ghost still staring at Soap)

Price: Okay-

Ghost: Did you know Soap always tippy toes while talking to someone

Price: Wha- No?

Ghost: That’s cause you don’t deserve him, NONE OF YOU

#they don’t deserve him #WE DON’T #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #cod meme #incorect cod quotes

[tanked-up]

I’m sorry for ever looking at you

GAWD

#this man #has #a hold #ghostsoap #neil elice #soap mactavish #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #mwiii campaign #incorect cod quotes

[tanked-up]

~~~~~~~~

WELL-

(Part I forgot)

#WELL SOAP #ghostsoap #call of duty #fake text #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #simon riley #cod meme #incorect cod quotes

[tanked-up]

Soap: Ye’ve been awfully quiet, LT

Ghost in his “mind”: Well maybe if you weren't so goddamn beautiful l'd finally get a rest and stop thinking about you. But no! On my mind 24 fucking 7

Soap: …

Ghost: I thought about it on my mind- I SWEAR

Soap: mhm…

#Prompt #MHM #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #cod meme #incorect cod quotes

[tanked-up]

(Ghost and Soap arguing with Price in the room)

Price: I’m out, figure yourselves out

(He leaves and Soap stays pissed off staring at Ghost)

Ghost: I’m gonna give you one more time to apolo-

Soap: Do ye’ wanna kiss me as bad as I do right now

Ghost: …

Soap: It’s okay if ye’ say n-

Ghost: First of all don’t change the subject, second of all you fuckin ruined my confession, Johnny

Soap: What-

Ghost: I WAS PLANNING TO CONFESS TOMORROW-

Soap: YOU CAN KISS ME NOW AND CONFESS TOMORROW!?

Ghost sighs: Worth a try

#Worth a try #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #john price #incorect cod quotes #incorrect quotations

[tanked-up]

Test practice - Gone wrong

Soap awkwardly laughing: Good thing we were far away…

Ghost: Fuck you, Johnny

#They had to walk back to the base #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #fake image #incorect cod quotes #cod memes