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beebabycastiel · 3 years
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Ian: “hey what do you have?”
Franny: “A KNIFE!”
Ian: “NO!”
Mickey, in the background: “oh my god why does she have a knife?”
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pizzaboat · 2 years
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Max: Option 4, kill Daniel. Why skip an option?
Gwen: The whole life in prison thing, shit head!
David, inhales shakily: I realise you've had sketchy parental role models, okay?
David: But as your newly appointed guardian can we agree that offing people is not cool? Can we get on the same page as that?
Max, rolls his eyes: Yeah.
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beebabycastiel · 3 years
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Mickey: So, you’re not going to get revenge on the MP’s today?
Ian: No Mick, I’m not.
Mickey: Oh, haha I got it. Then I won’t bring your credit card... which I cut into a NINJA STAR.
Ian: You cut my credit card?!
Carl: INTO A NINJA STAR!
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beebabycastiel · 3 years
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Everyone in the Gallagher house when Carl puts rat poison in Patrick’s sandwich:
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beebabycastiel · 3 years
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Veronica: I proudly identified as a morosexual.
Kev: Hey Vee? Where do they grow pink lemons to get pink lemonade?
Veronica, already taking her clothes off: Kev, you are so fucking stupid.
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