#in the stripped club straight up jorking it. and by it. lets just say. my peanits

[wariolandthepipdimension]

DAY 5 ~~ A SHIP

hello extremely tiny circle of lemoncino shippers

look at my cookie yaoi boy

i added this prompt simply as an excuse to draw my bois doin a kith

i haven't drawn peperoncino as a human in a long time and never have i posted anything related to "humanized" lemon to the public besides in gacha life 2 edits

h. lots of headcanons and extra info below the cut because i love these boys. uhh there's also a slightly nsfw hc too but i added a warning

when i was drawing this i was trying to draw lemon's jacket but it turns out the outline color is the same as his hair so i had to invert it to get it correct but i liked the color so i kept it

the reason why peperoncino is in a wheelchair is unfortunately not because of lemon (i wish it was) but because of something too graphic to talk about on this post. long story short is he got torn in half by two pieces of metal in the ocean and survived three more hours before being found by lemon. i have a more in-depth explanation on a different post in the ship tag

apparently one of my hcs for lemon is he's a sentient robot so in the drawing he has a data panel on the back so in his cookie form other cookies could check in on him but because of the whole electricity becoming too dangerous and everyone becomes scared of him thing he was. kinda neglected by the scientists

another hc related to the previous one. orange wated to take a mechanics class once she found out that lemon was a robot because she didn't wanna see him deteriorate but lemon told her he was fine on his own

i would like to talk more about lemon but this isn't about him. boowomp.mp3

so a couple of headcanons about lemon and peperoncino's relationship. uh. so lemon and peperoncino spent a lot of time together in the hospital but during the first couple days peperoncino couldn't speak any comprehensible words because he was so tired but lemon magically knew what he was trying to explain to him and since lemon treated him so nicely and understood him he started to get really comfy around him and then lemon noticed that and started to have feelings for him but repressed them because he would probably just lose him (peperoncino felt the same and he repressed his attraction too)

usually both parties don't like speaking to others or physical touch but they just now reserve it for one another

sorry for headcanon dumping about lemon on a peperoncino post but i prommy this is relevant to the ship. so about orange using lemon to "recharge." how that works is orange just hugs lemon for a prolonged amount of time (which lemon does not like because of the previously stated headcanon) which kinda transfers energy from him to the other cookie which tires lemon out.

so what lemon does is he plugs himself in (there's a special charging port in between his legs where a reproductive organ would usually be) and when he rests he only puts himself on sleep mode (not completely shutting down because the energy transfer system won't work that way) and hugs peperoncino. triple win situation because he doesn't tire himself out while charging his bf and all the while he gets to cuddle with him :D!!!!!!!

(nsfw) uhhh do you think peperoncino ever stuck his fingers into the cha- *gets sent to the backrooms* but yeah. the charging port is really sensitive and it's possible for lemon to be at the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it"? haha well. lets justr say. his chargign port

tsunku ♂️ forbid lemon finds out peperoncino gets flustered easily because y'all know he's gonna use it to his advantage (spoiler alert: he did in fact find out)

uhhhh those are all of my headcanons for now uhhhhh gets in my clown car and speeds away and drifts and

#peperoncino week 2024 #I WAS SO EXCITED TO POST THIS #uhhhh debating on whether i should tag the fandom and the characters uhhhhhhh dies very epically #oh my god it's them #lemon cookie x peperoncino cookie #LMFAO you get me reblogging the lemoncino post and then my drawing of them kissing. double whammy

[soup-in-my-fly]

Don’t let him know, Law, don’t let him know you’re straight JORKING it

(Fanart for Fervent Care of Dying Things)

#boyfriend to death #btd art #btd fanart #btd fanfic #fervent care of dying things #btd lawrence #btd #btd2 #lawrence oleander #i cant get this fic out of my head #in the stripped club. straight up jorking it. and by it haha well. lets just say. my peanits #my art

[vamp-fag]

should jork it in a little bit methinks >_< as a treat

#vamp yaps #in the stripped club #straight up jorking it #and by it lets just say #my peanits

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

I tried searching your blog so I hope this hasn't been requested already but

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits .

its not been done bc it's a lot longer than I can fit on a card, but I'll give it a shot simply bc this one's really iconic. might have to split it up in two requests

Askbox is closed for new requests, I'm recording these old ones on the to-write document

#added to notepad

[i-am-megalodonna]

In the stripped club. Straight up "jorking it". And by "it", haha, well. Let's just say. My peanits.

#cw body horror #cw eye contact #that's not my neighbor #thats not my neighbor #milkman #francis mosses #megalodonart

[causticxebec]

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

#Gabriel #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill gabriel #Dave #Dsaf dave #Dave dsaf #Dave Miller #Daviel #A crack ship my friends and I made #Dsaf #dayshift at freddy's #day shift at freddy's #Crackship #Artsticx

[sevenbloodynightsvn]

Hi!!! Just wanted to ask this since I’m in a silly goofy mood and need this for scientific purposes. I have really bad insomnia and tend to become very silly when sleep deprived.

How would the vamps (and Lilith because she’s just chill like that ofc) react to mc texting them (or saying) randomly, very late at night, specifically at 3 am, “Hey shortie in the stripped club rn. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits.”

Morpheus: *blocks you* Ares: "The fuck is a peanits?" Phthonus: "Did you mean peanut?" Hubris: *doesn't know how a cell phone works* Eros: "Same bitch, slayyyy!" Mammon: *sends you back a cursed meme* Beelzebub: "Beelzebub totally knows what this means." *he does not* Lilith: *is on the floor next to you wasted*

#sevenbloodynights #visual novel #seven bloody nights #vampire #yandere #vampires #otome game #yanderevn #sbn vn

[in-the-bible]

hello. are any of the words from this statement in the bible:

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

in, the, stripped, straight, up, it, and, by, well, just, say, and my are in the bible!

#words in the bible #bible asks

[latexcowb0y]

haha in tha strip club....straight up jorking "it".....and my by it i mean well lets just say....My physical copy of "The last days of Judas Iscariot".

#trans poets on tumblr #poetry #the last days of judas iscariot #im so insane #judas iscariot

[ulph]

In the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", ahaha, well. let’s just say. My peanits

[thekrows-nest]

Hi!!! Just wanted to ask this since I’m in a silly goofy mood and need this for scientific purposes. I have really bad insomnia and tend to become very silly when sleep deprived.

How would Krow react to dove texting him randomly, very late at night, specifically at 3 am, “Hey shortie in the stripped club rn. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits.”

But dove is afab⁉️ Where did peanits come from🤔

Depending, Krow will either be asleep, at work, or still up doing some sort of art project. Regardless, he will see the text and have... concerns. There will be tangs of jealousy. After all, what are you doing in such a place Dove? Why are you there? But he can squash those feelings down when the fact of the matter is; it's late and you're sending him a text that gives the air of very much not sober. If he is able to, he will text back something to the effect of.

'Where are you? Are you doing okay? Should I come get you?'

Then a moment later you'll get

'I'll come get you.'

#the krow's nest #krow asked and answered #krow in character #dove aviary

[wouldyoustayvn]

What’s Virgil doing if a darling randomly in the middle of the night specifically at 3 am send this: In the stripped club. straight up “jorking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits.

Virgil would just stare at his phone, absolutely exhausted and tired cuz it’s like 3 am yet he was either playing video games, making music, or late night live streaming lmao.

And the fact that he’s so tired due to lack of sleep he’ll be like “That’s nice my Galaxy, wish I could have joined you.”

And then wait till he finally processed of what they’re saying.

#virgil evans #would you stay game #wouldyoustay? #yandere virgil #would you stay? #wysvn #virgil #would you stay visual novel #ask yan virgil

[natikoko]

Ian: in the stripped club, straight up “jorking it” and by “it” haha, well, let’s just say my peanits

Shelbie: …dude

[officialfanstuck]

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

Your peanuts? Officers flame this guy!!! -mod wap

#fanstuck #mod wap #fanstuck official

[dyooska]

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

[dizzythegreat]

In the stripped club. Straight up jorking ''it''. And by it, heh, well. Let's just say. Your tight virgin soul. has never taken any damage when you're finished getting nailed it snaps right back into place you love all of your buddies you don't need to get to know them you just figure if they knew you they would love you anyway god holy mother god woah oh god love me like a fawn what went so long god holy mother god love me like a fawn what went so wrong Yay!!! :3 you're the holy mother god and I aspire to your goodness but the only thing I have inside to offer is a pit I suffer just to moan I scratch my itches to the bone I keep confessing till I hit the spot from which the guilt emits I'm only as divine as dirt no more human then peace on earth before I was a woman I was crazy first give me your worst god holy mother god blueprint and facade oh god you love me like a fawn what went so wrong ill be your sin eater laugh if its funny lose your mind and keep your money sweet and sticky flytrap honey do your worst ill bet your tight virgin mind is working just like its supposed to it holds onto good ideas and it lets the evil fade well my eyes look like dog eyes in a picture that was taken late at night with the flash on by a child in seventh grade and youre sitting there on photo booth youre angling the camera to prove to god and everyone that you can be a girl and I'm scarfing down a carcass entrails paint the bedroom walls and I am stuffing down the blood and I wont stop until I hurl I'm only as divine as dirt no more human then peace on earth before I was a woman I was crazy first Do your worst ill be your sin eater laugh if its funny lose your mind and keep your money sweet and sticky flytrap honey give me your worst ill be your sin eater ill let you see me takes a village of monsters to feed me Theres nobody like me so I Know that you need me give me your worst god god holy mother god blueprint and facade god love me like a fawn what went so wrong god holy mother god god love me like a fawn what went so wrong Lock In. FREAK MODE ACTIVATED soif your natural state is guilt you think youre living for relief say youre sorry say you love it say youre evil underneath when you rip open the stitches you'll discover only mammal flesh And Then you have to justify why you think youre a beast so spill all your toxic sin into my shallow doggy food bowl and ill stuff my face down into it and gobble every bite my sticky mind will fidget with the evil doggy kibble and my gummy soul will swell with any tragedy I find Im only as divine as dirt No more human then peace on earth Before I was a woman I was crazy first Give Me Your Worst god holy mother god blueprint and facade oh god you love me like a fawn What The Fuck Went Wrong ill be your sin eater laugh if its funny lose your mind and keep your money sweet and sticky flytrap honey give me your worst ill be your sin eater ill let you see me takes a village of monsters to feed me there's nobody like mes o I know that you needme giveme your worst Sin Eater ill let yousee me takes a village of monsters to feed me there's Nobody like me so I know that you need me give me your worst god holy mother god woahghh oh god love me like a fawn what went so wrong Yay!

#asks #ask #penelope scott #i love you #jadeharley fan