#im waiting for it to blow up

[tableintheteacherslounge]

I can’t buy melissa and jacob as roommates I’m sawry

Firstly why does Melissa suddenly need a roommate? The ever independent, ever private, ever connected melissa schemmenti suddenly struggling for money and needing help with rent? Nope I don’t buy it.

And her solution is a roommate not any other form of income? Really?

This woman who doesn’t want people looking at her photos or knowing her name suddenly opening herself up to a stranger? Absolutely not.

And then it’s Jacob!? The guy she compared to paint fumes because in large doses he’ll give you a headache - she wants to live with him?? The guy she didn’t invite to a third cooking lesson, who ruined her Christmas tradition?

And she just accepts it? Doesn’t fight it?

Fine okay it’s for the plot.

But now you’re telling me they get along? Nope. I’m drawing the line. Look I enjoy their dynamic, I want more of it, I love the workmoms and their workkids, I want a jacob melissa heart to heart honestly (and bonding over being queer…) but they can’t live together. She’s known for her anger yet she’s happy with him? I’ve been roommates with my close friends and got annoyed but she’s enjoying this roommate she dislikes? All because they have a few things in common? No.

I get it’s for the plot. maybe it’s to make the white people in this show easier to ignore because it just doesn’t fit.

#abbott elementary #abbott elementary season 3 #lisa ann walter #melissa schemmenti #jacob hill #chris perfetti #i dont get it #im waiting for it to blow up

[francy-sketches]

little baby in a silly hat

#my art #got #baby's first day at the top of the feudal society benefitting from the suffering of the poor aw 🥺 #i forgive him tho bc he looks very polite #im going thru my canon oc era with show tommen specifically #idk y #hes got added teen angst he appeals to my inner edgy middle schooler #the whole 'watching all your friends blow up from your bedroom window' thing is so contrived i would 100% have written something like that #as a sad oc backstory #plus the whole dead family thing #wait omg off topic but i had an oc that was literally cersei. but a cat. and she was my fave <3 #so true past me

[rillette]

Pretty boy! Everyone you draw is so pretty lmao

TYSM!!! That's very sweet of you to say! T^T <3 <3 <3

#jason todd #basketball #asks <3 #ty for the ask!! #and the kind words <3 #he's fucking eepy!! #if anyone is wondering im still blasting chromatica #real chromatica hours #i love the idea of capes taking public transit (spidey ps4 game this is for u specifically my love) #does new jersey have a metro system or is it like extra shit there #they cant not have a metro right theyre like a fart away from new york #considering gotham is like. two islands. how does their train system work like is it all above ground or what #also i looked it up nj does have some subway lines #WAIT. they had metro in the batman movie. all is well #batman movie my beloved i love the worldbuilding so much. the trash on the ground blowing in the wind <3 #no they def have to have an underground rail system bc bruce's cave is in the abandonded station right. its there #i love you worldbuilding. anyways i love capes taking public transit very muchly its such a mundane concept but like since its superheros #its automatically like woahhh this guy could FLY and hes taking the TRAIN like a LOSER. sick em boys!!!! such a silly idea to play around w #i should go to bed i think ill stop rambling in the tags of this very nice ask now lol

[thestalkerbunny]

You go down just like Holy Mary, Mary on a Cross;

Your Beauty never ever scared me.

#TSB Draws #Cult of the Lamb #COTL #True Devotion #The Lamb #The One Who Waits #Nanrinder #-gently holds your vessal as you ressurect them for the 90th time cause they're so BAD at crusading- #but you secretly love it because you get to hold them gently #so gently while they sleep before they awaken back to life #Ya'll Im so pleased with how this turns out if it doesn't blow up like my fucking SHIT post doodles did I'm gonna be SAD

[boypussydilf]

compilation of akira and akechis whole deal. i dont really know what this is i started with a creative vision and it got away from me a bit

#this is probably ugly and hard to look at #i dont know anymore ive been rearranging it for an hour #im just happy that i got everything to fit #i think i did anyway i hope i didnt accidentally leave something out #p5r spoilers #not Really i think but enough that i wanna hide this from pepper #akeshu #basilposting #i feel like im going to go insane and my head will blow up #why did i do this #i cant wait to look at it again when im not dying and form an actual opinion #persona 5

[rosenfey]

i thought my fallout oc, fay, deserves to be in more than just one viddy gay franchise so i made her in tow because its fitting :3

#ambie.txt #ambie plays tow #oc: fay templeton #i missed this gameee lets goo!!! #high charm + heavy weapon + 2 handed melee run bbyyyy #cant wait to blow shit up with my missile launcher in a yet another game #speaking of which i wanna go back and replay the fallout games with fay as well :3 but im too lazy to mod rn lmao #so SPACE

[opikiquu]

im going to be so annoying all week

#agghagahah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HYYESAAHHHH #★ arin rambles #BRO BRO PLEASLE #PELASE #my apology for everyone. I have to make it now . Sorry. If youre following me destroy that notif button you dont wanna hear how worse i will #get #actually no just Unfollow entirely #ITS THE ADHD #PLEASE. HE IS SO . COOL. his trailer is so awesome IVE REWATECHED IT 3 TIME SNOW. #I LOVE HIMMMMMMM SO MUCHHHHH #I LOVE HIM SO BAD I JUST ADORE HIM PLEASE #HES SO PRETTY. JAW DROPPING. ICONIC. LIFE CHANGING. THE TEARS IN MY EYES. GENUINELY SOBBING RITHT NOW IT S SO OVER #aventurine likers hold me. Nobody understands. Everyone is scared of me im too crazy #actually its everything wrong with me . Hes ruining my life #i dont struggle as an aventurine liker i actually excel at this its my full rime job now #‘9 to 5’ no i work 9 to 9. Every hour is dedicated to him #im glad uguys agree with me thannk uou i was starting to think i was a freak #Well i am but im glad someone else agrees hes cool #Hes so pretty im so happy #I CAMT WAIT RILL WENDENSDAY PLEASE IM GONNA FREAKIFN BLOW UP #I LOVE AVENTURINE. I LOVE AVETURINE. #i get so happy when i see him i get a little violent its unsettling . #like im like shaking my hands and jumping around my room and then u blink and im bashing my head against the floor #its carpet. Im ok. But like not but i am #DUDE. I LOVE. THIS GUY. EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM #i needto. Just. Okay brb gonna watch ir like 20 more times ill see u guys next year im going into a Aventurine induced coma #this makes me realize people read my tags. Oh dear. Sorry everypony #i apologize for my behavior. I will get so much scarier. #HES SO COOL. HES ACTYALLU SO COOL. LIKE HOW CAN SOMEBODY BE SO COOL. #oh god OH LORERDRDRDDDDDDD WHEN I GET YOU BOY WHEN I FIND YOU. WATCH OUT. WATCH OUT I WILL GET YOU.

[feral-teeth]

American Psycho lesbians… American Psycho Lesbians save me…

Oh yeah it’s all coming together

Based off of TV girl lyrics and my own gender-bent American Psycho characters… <3

#american psycho #american psycho gender bend #this is so niche #but oh so good #for me #feral-teeth art #feral teeth art #feral-teeth american psycho art #lesbian #lesbians #sapphic #sappho #bisexual #look at the ties #bisexual flag #! #lesbian flag #!!! #i also used a lesbian flag w gassian blur and make that the bg #also yall i feel like this should blow up cuz this is so tumblr genre niche #also the tv girl pink and blue #and the purple text… #do u get what im putting down #also sent this to the discord first and it was a hit :3 so why im posting this #also #also the queer theory of american psycho… did anyone else watch that youtube deep dive on it…. #also the musical…. pls someone talk to me about the musical.. #WAIT THERE WAS ALSO THE YOUTUBE DEEP DIVE ON THE AMERICAN PSYCHO MUSICAL THAT MADE ME WATCH THE MUSICAL #the story for me is this is their cigarette break after they made out in the bathroom - peep the orange lipstick smeared and the lipstick #on the right ones neck <333

[razberrypuck]

HGEY I HAVENT SEEN THE FEDERATION STREAM YET BUT APPARENTLY SOMETHING HAPPENED TO A CODE ENTITY THEY KIDNAPPED AND THEY NEED TO CHECK ON IT AND I AM IMMEDIATELY WORRIED ABOUT CODEFLIPPA

#shes my daughter my beautiful baby girl nothing bad better have happened to her #cant wait for that bombshell to drop. cant wait for qcharlie and qmariana to blow up the federation forever and ever #auausysgd i dont CARE if shes a code im so attached to her #charlie and mariana dont deserve to lose their daughter AGAIN #and i KNOW charlies gonna blame himself for it. i KNOW hes gonna regret getting on that train even more now. rrhegrhhrjr #this might not even be ABOUT codeflippa but shes the only code we've seen in a /while/ #and cucurucho was STARING her and charlie down at the halloween event they KNOW shes around they KNOW where charlie lives. augh. #qsmp

[cattoru]

i love heiji and he’s such a cutie but god damn kazuha deserves so much better 😭

#like… i’m only 300 eps in so hopefully not jinxing it but i cannot imagine shinichi just blowing off ran like that #wasn’t even ‘im really sorry but there’s something important i need to take care of’ he just straight up FORGOT about her 😭 #AND MY GIRL KAZUHA… WAITED A WHOLE HOUR… GIVING HEIJI THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT BEFORE CALLING HIM TO CHEW HIM OUT 😭 BABE STAND UPPPP #thinking ab that one tag that said every girl in dcmk deserves a better man and i’m like yeah… YEAH 😭😭😭😭 #cattoru’s #detco #detco278 #kazuhei

[nyanryan]

in my "we should let all toddlers act like wild animals" era

#every time my boss is getting annoyed at them for literally just. being a little chaotic. i feel the urge to kill. my boss. #oh noo they knocked all the toys off the shelf and on to the floor? literal normal toddler behavior and you are getting annoyed at them? #i hope you explode ❤️ #i cant wait until i have my own daycare. it is going to be so insane & im going to let those little guys do whatever they want all the time #also had the realization the other day that these kids r literally spending more time w us than w their PARENTS. so fucked up #we have to blow up society fr. this should not be happening.

[sanitizarium]

ill be sooo real i have never needed anything more than i have needed a kh4 trailer right now

#ripley.txt #if we dont get one for the anni im blowing up #WAIT THATS THURSDAY #umm. might finish a kh piece or something for it maybe

[whump-n-comfort]

when you read a fic that gives you a hyper-specific whump scenario that you know would either A.) take forever to find in another story or B.) hasn't been written at all so the obvious conclusion is that you have to write it yourself

#whump meme #~my stuff~ #my brain hates me sometimes lmao #i just want a story where two characters are stuck in a broken down car in the middle of winter and having an argument #which leads to one stomping outside in some petty attempt to 'find help' while the other person doesn't realize #what is happening at first. they think their friend is just taking a quick second to catch their thoughts. not the best idea in a snow stor #but the other option is them tearing each others heads off so a little separation is fine. but then their friend starts walking away #and keeps going. so now they have to chase after them to corral them back into the car #because yeah its broken but its still somewhat warm unlike this suicide mission you are attempting!! #and then theres a big blow up because they have kinda been the shit-stirrer so their friend just is #im fixing it!! im being not annoying/useless/something related to whatever they were arguing about!! #so now they get slapped in the face with the fact that they've been taking out their bad day/week on their friend #who was simply being themself and trying to cheer them up/be nice #and when they eventually get back in the car the friend now feels like shit because they not only wasted heat from the car #but they also dragged their friend outside just bcuz they were being a brat so didn't they just prove the other person's point? #so now the two are just in a guilt huddle apologizing for being idiots as they inevitably wait for their rescue #bonus points if the rescue involves their rescuers trying to separate them and the other person just *refuses* to let their friend go #because they have a need to keep the first person warm after feeling like they essentially forced them out into the cold #is that too much to ask?? (i could turn this into an A talks to B scenario... also thinking about my OCs but when am i not lol)

[asterroses]

finally drawing my commander after having him for what . 2 years now ? anyway he's a CUTIEEEEE

#if anyone saw him blow up in divinity's reach like a night or two ago . dw abt it #finally able to draw him . . . hes my little guy . hes only on living world s1 rn [hes a year old . which is crazy 2 me . anyways] #cant wait 2 throw him thru hell #guild wars 2 #gw2 #sylvari #gw2 sylvari #digital art #sketch #artists in tumblr #dannie arts #hyacinth cosmos #his earring is based off of a pair i own . bcus im obsessed w them so im putting them on all my ocs #ill have had him for 2 years in november . . . . oh man

[drayarts]

it’s just a fool’s paradise, anyhow!

#ttcc #toontown corporate clash #im killing this guy for not having an actual name i can tag it as #i feel normal about this freak i cannot wait to blow it up. with tnt