#im very unfunny

[v2is-baby]

on a scale of bingle to femboy, how skrunkly is the

don't know what to reply, so you get obama/V1 pic I made

#enjoy my new disease #shitposting #im very unfunny

[angelshimaa]

how tf do fanfic writers come up with smau contact names

#— rambles ⋆·ʚ⁺ #im very Unfunny #so. yeah #how do they do it omg teach me your ways

[c0rnett0]

Duck is giving old man vibes in this photo.

Help what

#Dhmis #im very unfunny #Duck #slay #dhmis duck

[koschei-the-ginger]

My rating of fake Mulders in the x-files

Ed Jerse - potrayed by Rodney Rowland

younger than Mulder, creepier than Mulder, this guy is supposed to look like him just enough for it to bother you. totally looks like someone who would kill his neighbour. 7/10

Kansas city FBI agent - portrayed by Steve Kiziak

virtually irrecognizable from some angles, eastern european, real life stunt double, even gets his ass beaten to a pulp by Kansas city Scully. I love him. 9.5/10

fake txf movie Mulder portrayed by Gary Shandling - potrayed by real Gary Shandling

appearance wise not a good fit but I love a good internal joke and he's horny enough - 7/10

Agent Miller - potrayed by Robbie Amell

minimal resemblance, zero charisma, character flatter and plainer than a toast bread, he's not even eastern european, he's not even jewish, absolutely terrible -100000000/10

#i literally just wanted to say how much i hate miller lol #anyways heres another 2014 ish post i am very unoriginal and unfunny #released from my drafts #txf #the x files #fox mulder #i dont think i forgot anyone if im not counting everyone scully ever flirted with bc luke wilson? definitely doesn't count

[shit-ultrakill-imagines]

imagine showing gabriel your favorite song and he tells you its shit and he kills you

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #if im being honest ur one of the funnier people in my inbox . some people have been very unfunny today

[oleander-comic]

wow hey guys did you see that eclipse thing yesterday

#im sorry this is very unfunny #oleander comic

[heedra]

no smoothie is complete without my special supplement

#the one funny aspect of a very unfunny situation im in is this Generic Hungry Beast Powder

[dream-meltic]

#im still working on shit. have more unfunny jokes #bedman #axl low #revelator conversation summarized #YEAH LORE POSTS COMING SOON AGAIN ALRIGHT I GOTTA COOK THESE!!! THEYRE BAKING IN THE OVEN!!!! PATIENCE!!! #this ks the best ive got in the meantime..... #im not a very interesting person. #but i sure can overthink things

[hakaiart]

the night before mu's second voice drama

i hope the creators know they have the opportunity to make the most awful and therefore the funniest moment in milgram

#kusunoki muu #kusunoki mu #mu kusunoki #muu kusunoki #es milgram #milgram es #es #milgram #milgram fanart #my art #IM SORRY MU!!! shes my poor little clown failboss meow meow and my third favorite milgram character and i do this to her #i already barely post art of her... #i saw yamanaka say that the content of her voice drama is so unfunny that you have to laugh so im very excited #i hope es isnt her ex-dad though. but also how else do you one-up 'mu-san is my mom' #on the genuine theories side personally im thinking that what mu is looking for is a 'best friend who will listen to everything she says' #01 and 04 the failbesties ever <3

[xxxairheadedangelxxx]

I bring a very 'thank fucking god matpat is done with his bullshit I am so tired of him and his content dominating every space ever when everything he says is asinine,stupid, and has led to the harassment of creators so many times' energy to the fandom space that the internet doesn't particularly care for

#im sorry i fucking despise that man #most of it is just petty i think hes annoying and stupid and unfunny #but he also doesnt care what his content does to creators #especially after what happened w welcome home when he was explicitly told not to fucking talk about it and he did #and clown had to vanish from the internet for a very long time #fuck matpat

[hyumjim]

This woman was talking really loudly directly behind me about how she loves dogs and hates cats and I was like Woah there thems fighting words brother! and she’s like Well I just don’t think cats feel love. And she just expects me to not be disgusted by her every second of every day

#good way to eliminate potential friends right off the bat I suppose #I said well every day my cat sits on my chest and stares into my eyes and purrs and she’s like #WHEN I WAS A KID MY GRANDMA SAID CATS SIT ON YOU TO STEAL YOUR SOUL AND I JUST CANT GET OVER IT IM SORRY!!1 #and I was like well you know actually kneading is a behavior from kittenhood and they do it when they’re little to get mothers milk so #it means they think of you as Mommy it’s very sweet #and she’s like OKAY :/ THATS GREAT FOR YOU I GUESS #bitch I will kill myself in front of you #same woman I was bitching abt being unfunny in other post lmaooo

[v2is-baby]

Alright I’m selling bleach, $1 per gallon discount because of how weird this is, also I have a special deal to add blood to the bottles for a dollar extra

That's like 400 argentine pesos! Holy shit that bleach is expensive, i can but one for 140 pesos I believe?

nvm, it's not that bad honestly, just hilarious. (I'm not kinkshaming anyone I'm into this shit too) and idk it's just super funny to me!! There's something certainly hilarious about imagining an angel going after his partner, whose body isn't biological at all, to demand children. Just imagine that, Gabriel Ultrakill wakes up one day with a twisted ass, going around with this shitty demeanor, cold, distant, throwing whole ass monologues filled with passive-aggressive bs at V1; attempting so desperately to communicate that something is lacking in his life.

And while anyone would assume the angel isn't happy because oh no, he can't go back home! Or maybe it has something to do with V1 being unable to meet expectations due their inhuman nature, and this inability, gnawing at the back of it's processor– this deficiency– at offering Gabriel something, ANYTHING, that at least resembles some of that heavenly opulence he was surrounded with-NAH

dude wants a baby.

#“MACHINE I WANT A BABY NOW” #ffhkdjn #im very unfunny

[oxidaisy]

Only my finest pieces for the staffroom wall

#I work at a basic retail store no one finds this funny #Except me #At this point ive made it my mission to plaster a horrid drawing of sonic on any surface that allows it without getting me in trouble #The stockroom walls are made of alluminum but like the cooking kind and you bet my finger did its work there #My managers find it amusing but jokes on them im completely deranged #A boss from hr removed all my sticky note drawings from the wall and i simply put them back up again #No one dared to touch them since #Like this whole lil wall is my personal gallery with the most unfuniest memes in my own language (extra unfunny) #A coworker saw one (shadow saying he will blow up the store) and asked me “who is shadow?” and “but what does he represent?" #But like philosophically #Completely serious #Not a smile nor a stutter #It deserved only a truthful answer so i answered #Me #(Real) #Writing this in the tags makes it seem like ive whispered all of this very loudly and i find it entertaining #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog

[epiclamer]

what is up

The sky 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

#im so unfunny im sorry— #also hi again— #its been a very long time— #no writing

[starrdio]

Man a lot of Love Death and Robots is gratuitous violence and unfunny humor but sometimes. SOMETIMES they make the most beautiful heartwrenching works of art. Several of my favorite art pieces ever are LDR episodes and I couldnt care less for 80% of the series.

#love death and robots #for references sake im not calling the robots unfunny theyre good I men like the dumpster guy #the artworks though are #zima blue #jibaro #and #the very pulse of the machine #chatterboxing

[rig-a-rendal]

episode 21 recap

#hey hey we're living in an existential nightmare #noura's personal tag #the monkees #this one also feels just. very unfunny to me. im not sure if I just dont like the episode or if my quality of editing is going downhill #so let me know lmao