#and I was like well you know actually kneading is a behavior from kittenhood and they do it when they’re little to get mothers milk so

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This woman was talking really loudly directly behind me about how she loves dogs and hates cats and I was like Woah there thems fighting words brother! and she’s like Well I just don’t think cats feel love. And she just expects me to not be disgusted by her every second of every day

#good way to eliminate potential friends right off the bat I suppose #I said well every day my cat sits on my chest and stares into my eyes and purrs and she’s like #WHEN I WAS A KID MY GRANDMA SAID CATS SIT ON YOU TO STEAL YOUR SOUL AND I JUST CANT GET OVER IT IM SORRY!!1 #and I was like well you know actually kneading is a behavior from kittenhood and they do it when they’re little to get mothers milk so #it means they think of you as Mommy it’s very sweet #and she’s like OKAY :/ THATS GREAT FOR YOU I GUESS #bitch I will kill myself in front of you #same woman I was bitching abt being unfunny in other post lmaooo