#im so serious!!!!!!!!

[13curses]

i really think satosugu love carrying you around. i really fucking do!!!

( implied polyamory ) you’d be chatting with suguru in your shared bedroom while casually changing out of your outer wear, and after you turn around subsequent to getting rid of your pants, he has his arms open and is bending forward to welcome you in his hold. and you obey, walking over to be have him pick you up like a koala, being chauffeured to the bathroom. you’re drawn a bath while you’re sat down on top of the washing machine with a forehead kiss.

satoru loves to playfight with you & half of it is concluded by you being thrown over his shoulder, easily carrying you by the grip of your thighs as you throw small-fisted punches at his back. he flips you here n there with no difficulty, sometimes if you turn to feisty bites as a weapon he’ll flinch, then snicker, but he wouldn’t drop you ever.

“satoruuu—!” you’d complain by the time you’re flopping in his hands, held up in the air, like a kitten. “i’m gettin’ dizzy..!”

and he’d do his bidding, pulling you close so you can rest your chin upon his shoulder as he rubs your back in circles, calling the fight off. you’d get victory-tickles, though. in general he loves delivering you over his shoulder, for so long you could level up in hay day by the time he puts you on your feet.

suguru rests his cheeks between your thighs as you sit on his wide shoulders, not needing to hold your shins for balance. sometimes he drums on your knees with his fingers & nuzzles your thighs to get your attention if he wants to show you something. when you’re feeling silly you clench your thighs against his cheeks while he’s speaking, muffling his words (he’ll bite them).

satoru sometimes bears you under his arm like you’re a sack of lightweight potatoes.

they take turns carrying your asleep body from the couch to bed in bridesmaid style. they let you sit on one of their singular shoulders, akin to a trophy. they lift you by your waist or ribs to help you reach something. hell, they will pass you over to switch who gets to hold their favorite baby.

satosugu love to lift you around like you don’t have fucking legs oml let me tell you !!!!!

#satosugu x reader #satosugu x you #gojo satoru #geto suguru #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk drabble #anime drabble #gojo x reader #geto x reader #jjk x y/n #jujutsu kaisen fanfic #jjk fanfic #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x reader #geto suguru x you #geto suguru x reader #im so serious!!!!!!!! #13th cursive

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

#like yeah i WISHED i could do that sort of stuff #but i felt so completely isolated from everyone else at my school bc ppl were so nasty to me #its fine cos im doing all the stuff i missed out on now that im in university #but some ppl dont even get that chance #maybe its not that serious but. idk. just dont be a dick #but also ppl who didnt do that stuff acting like theyre better than ppl who did is fucking annoying and also a dick move. btw #📼

[kittycowboy]

I am actually so serious I think it really messes with a childs creativity and joy to tell them to never make a mary sue OC. Like that unbridaled form of joy where you make a self insert OC who super cool and everyone loves them and they have every superpower in the world SHOULD be something a kid makes, it nourishes their ability to create things for fun and not be stifled by "oh but what if my character is too overpowered and cringey...". whatever

#^ 10 y/o me was obsessed w/ art YTers who would always talk about good and bad art and mary sues and stuff #I think kids should be encouraged to make bad art and stupud OCs as much as possible abd im so serious about that. i think its actually #amazing for their development as both as person and artist

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

#i love i loveeee ludovica sm shes so cute. ive only known her for 5 min but i fell in love with her design and i love her friendship #with vasco ^_^ i think them having each other makes hiding their sexualities a little less lonely so thats sweet #ik in modern au shes considered an old friend of vascos but i originally assumed she and vasco fake dated in college or smth #to get their parents off their backs until they came out properly and continued to stay in touch as friends after LMAO #im not very familiar with period fashion so i had to look at renaissance costumes as reference. but i have to admit i love the #high waistlines used in some of their dresses.. i have a minidress with a similar high waistline pressed against the chest and sleeves #also if u squint machete is holding a little paper bag in the 2nd photo which is supposed to be his lunch courtesy of vasco <3 #idk what ludovica would wear in modern au but i thought poet shirts might suit her because theyre like somewhere evenly between #masc and femme. to me anyway.. based on observation lesbians seem to love poet shirts and i think she looks good in one #these are all shitposts.. ill draw serious art of them one of these days i promise #i listened to fools rush in and it reminds me of them.. especially when it goes 'though i see the danger there / if theres a chance #for me then i dont care' like its so poignant and bittersweet.. a little indulgent when u think of those small moments they have togethr #save me gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries... gay catholic furries save me #my art #myart #doodles #fanart #others ocs #canisalbus #fur #furry art #machete #vasco #vaschete #ludovica #sfw fur #furry #anthro

[zekuto]

i was obsessed the first time i saw someone post leon on that stupid panda rocker but i was never able to find raw footage of it lol, so i decided to compile leon with all the playground interactions because i love him <3

#leon kennedy #resident evil #resident evil 6 #leon s kennedy #pspsps resi 6 leon editors here's some food /hj #im actually serious i dont see enough resi 6 leon edits #send me resi 6 leon edits please #zekuto barks 🐕 #i already know tumblr is gonna BOMB the quality #if anyone is Actually interested i can upload it elsewhere lol #IM SO SORRY FOR YALL IN THE NOTES THINKING LEON CAN INTERACT W THE PLAYGROUND RJWJDBN #ITS NOT IN HIS CAMPAIGN IM SO SORRY #its why theres no footage of it lol #< explaination in rb

[caramiaaddio]

all this talk about goncharov but i dont see anybody posting the soundtrack??? like how are you gonna talk about this movie without the music

#goncharov #goncharov 1973 #i cannot fucking believe this is the best thing ive ever composed im so fucking mad #wrote a whole ass composition for a joke and its better than my serious shit lol

[itscorsaire]

I WONT HIM !!!

#fanart #delicious in dungeon #delicious in dungeon laios #delicious in dungeon art #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi art #laios thorden #dunmeshi laios #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #laios fanart #laios my beloved #i want him #i want him carnally #im so serious #itscorsaire dunmeshi art

[atissi]

hadn't seen anyone post the full comic about laios + falin's family on tumblr yet so. here you go source is from the reddit

#in general i haven't seen as many translations of the new content get posted here which is like fine #but it was annoying me that the pages shared here and on twitter were missing sections. lore is serious business #the less lore the average tumblr user knows about the more nonsensical takes i'm forced to read. so im taking direct action #this is the last time im posting manga pages here i don't want to become a manga pages blog #beepbeep.txt #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

[opikiquu]

iknow my comics are ugly please just hear me out

#So me and my friend were talking about ‘whos the most likely to’ with ratiorine #and she asked ‘whos the most likely to confess first?’ #and i said Nobody. Theyre both doomed forever. Unless it happens on accident. #and this is what i imagined #★ my art #art #honkai star rail #should i tag ratio even if hes not here #hsr aventurine #ill tag ratio because his husband is here #hsr dr ratio #hsr topaz #ratiorine #aventio #Someone reblogged my post with the tag golden ratio. #golden ratio hsr???? #excuse me??? #why are yall making new ship names without me. How DARE you be so creative without me in the room. #GET BACK HERE #i can literally talk about these two for hours im so serious its getting bad like it already was bad but now its worse

[cbartonscoffee]

Me: Do you know the definition of platonic soulmates?

Them: Yeah. It's two people who-

Me: WRONG. *slams pictures on table* IT'S THEM.

#doctor who #david tennant #catherine tate #tenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #the doctor #donna noble #the doctor and donna #doctor donna #platonic soulmates #best friends #bffs #im so serious tho

[tomwambsgays]

might as well flirt with the other guy across the room if you're about to die in a few hours

#chainshipping #saw #adam stanheight #lawrence gordon #saw fanart #comics #my art #it's getting serious bc im seeing them in memes now #so expect more unserious art of these two (hopefully) #do you realize the hand you put in the toilet was your smoking hand AND the hand you used to pick your ear?

[ninjasmudge]

everything here is so classically g1. jokes that arent sure if theyre jokes. starscream declaring himself leader because megatron mispronounced a word. [takes off and immediately crashes]. the awful lip sync. optimus putting ravage in the trash. megatron and starscream bitching match. "i never miss at this range" [misses]. megatrons dance and flail. im so serious g1 is awful and one of the funniest shows ive ever seen

#transformers g1 #g1 #tf #jazz #optimus #megatron #starscream #ironhide #mirage #ravage #soundwave #blitzwing #video #the ep is destruction of the dinobots part one #and i watched it years and years ago and i gave myself a stomach ache laughing at megatron drunkenly yelling 'its the autobots' #im so serious i was there for like 20 minutes before i could contine i was crying #transformers #maccadam

[payasita]

God's Mouthpiece (Echo + Narcissus)

silent protagonists, yknow

#cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #not a serious au but an idea i had at the grocery store parking lot that made me haul ass back home #at least one of these lines i remember verbatim from reading a version of the myth in school #doodles #comics #i cut so many corners on this but im resolving this year to just. get things FINISHED #SO TAKE IT

[scalliongf]

i loved the new spiderppl from atsv just as much as the next guy but can we hear some commotion for miles morales. can we hear some commotion for main character miles morales who is carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders. who was going to study at princeton just for a chance to see his friends. who juggles saving the city and his grades and his family’s expectations and the feeling that he’s maybe not quite good enough. who was prepared to fight time and space just to save his dad. brooklyn’s one and only spiderman miles morales. rio’s brave little boy miles morales. can we hear some commotion for him

#miles ‘nah ima do my own thing’ morales #i would die for u. im so serious #atsv spoilers #atsv

[u3pxx]

it's a new year, harrier.

#disco elysium #harry du bois #de volition #de electrochemistry #based on another tumbly post ... someday ill draw serious disco art but rn its shitposting sorry asksksks #im so so soooo fond of the skills #sunnysidedoodles #sunnysidedisco #described #id in alt text #bananaqueue #scheduling this thang #cw drug mention