heyyy lene you know that like mermaid lipgloss from like the late 2010's okay well imagine mermaid!reader puts some on before giving john b head or something and he likes it smeared and shiny all over his cock!!! ughhhh!!!
i miss that kinda stuff! - mermaid!reader
"what's that?" john b walks into the room to see you leaning to look at yourself in the mirror to apply the new lip gloss you bought.
"it's my new lip gloss, you like it?" you turn back around and smile to show him your iridescent mermaid lip color.
"very pretty baby." he nods
"can i try something?"
"sure..." he nods again, this time a bit confused. next thing he knows you are on your knees tugging his shorts down to pull his dick out of his boxers.
"oh-! you sure you wanna do this now bub?"
you grip his thick cock and look up at him through your lashes, nodding once then licking his pretty mauve tip.
"oh-ohkay, fuck you are so pretty when you do that..." he breathes out, and one of his hands grips your hair, pulling it so that your face is closer to his dick.
"'m gonna ruin my lip gloss and leave it all over your cock, it's gonna be so shiny and-" he cuts you off by tugging your hair again making your lips rub against his tip.
"don't be a tease, spit on it. " he breathes out watching as you look up at him, kissing his tip to tease him further then taking him into your mouth, leaving it all wet and sloppy with your saliva.
"my little mermaid's got such a pretty mouth, look at that, you left my tip all glittery," he grunts, tugging on your hair again lightly.
"s'so pretty jombee" you babble, a string of spit connecting from his tip to your lips.
"open. i'll be gentle..."
you open your mouth for him, pushing it in and closing your lips around his thick shaft.
"suck on it for me, show me how good you do it bub." he coos, seeing that his length in your mouth has caused tears to brim your waterline.
you bat your lashes up at him and start sucking on him sloppily, your lip gloss now ruined, all over the sides of your mouth and on his dick.
you moan around him which causes him to groan as well, you grip his meaty thighs as you slobber all over him.
"sooo sloppy..." he smiles, the other hand smoothing over your messy baby hairs.
"mmhmmhm," you whine around him, loving his taste on your tongue.
"sh sh, you're fine." he nods and pulls your hair again to pull himself out of your mouth making you whine again.
"don't whine," he shakes his head scoldingly, "im gonna give it to you baby."
you pout when you realize he's gonna smear his cum on your lips, he groans, spilling the warm white cum on your mouth, nudging his tip against your top lip while doing so.
"there, now that lip gloss is just as pretty bubba." he smiles, satisfied with the sticky mess dripping down your lips and chin.
i should find some and buy it honestly!! all of the too faced stuff from back then was sooo cuteee!!
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So I don't know if it was ever revealed how Duncan felt when we killed Malistaire all three times but I'm wondering if maybe some part of him could hate us for that too. Like you hear that and you go "but why. Malistaire was terrible and even Duncan knew that(?). Why would he hate you for getting rid of him."
But like I think it's so....... interesting in a very, very, very sad way how Duncan so easily latches onto anyone who directly feeds into his delusions of grandeur. And that's no fault of his own that he was manipulated by the nasty Schism but when you think about how desperately clung to the idea that Malistaire, easily one of the greatest necromancers any of us had ever heard of (at that time), somehow actually recognized Duncan's talents (even when canon supports that Duncan wasn't all that talented, at least no more than the next necromancer) and then praised him for it so often that Duncan believed that he would be the next Death Professor is. I mean ☹️
So like with that mindset I unfortunately feel like it would be quite easy to twist even Malistaire's death as something that's horrible and awful and all our fault. ESPECIALLY if the Schism was feeding into Duncan's already broken mind and shattered ego and was constantly telling him that everything bad that ever happened to him ever in his life was Our Fault. That's like a realistic conclusion that someone like Duncan could come to
And like, at this point in time, are Malistaire's crimes even a factor in how he thinks????? Was Duncan ever able to separate Malistaire's talent and skills and prowess from the terrible and awful things he did? If Duncan wasn't able to consciously tell that distinction in the first place I can't imagine it would be any better during the years he was being manipulated and isolated and lied to
Like in Duncan's mind it probably isn't, "maybe I shouldn't idolize a national criminal, or idolize anyone at all for that matter, and aspire to be like someone so harmful when I can recognize my own talent and build from there" it's probably more like, "you (the wizard) permanently got rid of a brilliant mind, an innocent person who just made a few mistakes, and someone who believed in me no matter what just so that you could be the better than me and loved by everyone else" and that's! very sad actually!
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LEMME. get this one off my plate/out of my tabs. the indie language translation video game i was playing last week is called chants of sennaar its super beautiful, anyone whos a fan of like that journey aesthetic, or maybe sable. even monument valley (the game not the place lmao). well. 👍🏻youd probably like the vibe. the musics great (u KNOW i take video game music seriously). the game itself is either point and click or the console equiv of run around and press lol. and yeah you translate in game languages to solve puzzles and navigate the world. would recommend to anyone who like language learning, communication, or cypher decoding. and fun games. its pretty decently priced for a short little game but you could wait for a sale i get that. (personally as the frugal gamer i never pay full price but it was a GIFT).
idk what else to say if u know the context i played it in and im STILL saying great game lovely game one of the best ive played. then trust. its a good game. REALLY excellent puzzle design of good amounts of lets you work things out and gives u stop gaps. has a good bar for letting you get into frustrating places, and then your done. your off the hook. no real notes, i just wish there was more of it.
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After watching the a boss and a babe finale, and just processing it clearly beyond the haze of "oh this silly little show of mine is over", I gotta say that there's definitely a few aspects that probably weren't as good as it should have been.
I think the writers really focused on the development of guncher's relationship, and they did great with that (except for the part where Cher just kept on leaving after SPECIFICALLY SAYING HE WOULDN'T LEAVE; I get the intention, but it just happened one too many times and got a bit repetitive. If it happened just one time less it would have been perfect)
BUT, I think they also tried to add so many other storylines, but did not manage to wrap them all up properly, so it all just kinda ends very abruptly. It becomes very obvious that because the focus of the show was so heavily focused on the romance between the boss and the babe, all these storylines they added were simply there as plot device for them. Which is quite sad, because some of those storylines deserved to have been handled with care, like Tian's storyline for example.
Side characters too, become quite 2 dimensional because they ended up being cast aside in favour of the two leads. And while I understand, this is THEIR story, and it's impossible to flesh out everyone or the story can't go on, it would have been nice to see more development on characters like Porsche, Thyme or Ink for example, because they had absolutely no purpose beyond being plot devices, yet had quite a bit of emphasis put on them (Thor and Drake were literally in the intro).
Basically, I think they tried to handle too much at once, and if their main goal of the show was just to focus on guncher's relationship, the choice of their characters and storylines and the emphasis they put on them should have been balanced better.
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Okay but not only am I curious af about the fic (can you spoil a lil more maybe 👀) but also: Where could one read it, if you did the username change? ALSO ALSO: You can do it!! And it is very nice to read that you are so excited and happy. Keep at it!! ✨
Here's the link to my AO3 :) I know I've gone through a few username changes, so that's my bad, but I believe this one is here to stay! (For a long while at least) and oho boy, can I spoil it! I honestly have to refrain from posting spoilers anytime I make a post about it haha
So Willa's dark AU contains some supernatural elements and is broken into two parts, with They Watch From The Pews being part 1 & They Watch From The Trees being part 2. Both are set in Hope County (obvi), but part 2's Hope County is just a liiittle different. Changed, per se... Which is all I'll say on that, ha
Putting a read more since things get kinda long under the cut.
Pt. 1 Summary: Former Deputy, Willa Rook, is on a mission to retake Hope County from Eden's Gate. It should be easy, right? Just blow a few things up, rescue some people, take out the Heralds and she's golden! But things are not always as they seem. There's something someone much darker and sinister pulling the strings behind the scenes. The longer she stays in each Heralds grasp region, the more hazy and confusing things—and the line between good and evil—become. When she's teetering on the brink of the abyss, will she turn back? Or will she go into free fall and see where it takes her?
Additionally, there are a few things that Willa's done—and seen—prior to coming to Hope County that she'd rather not remember. If anyone ever found out about them, well, it certainly wouldn't shine a favorable light on her. Unfortunately, the Seeds (specifically John) pry these things out of her and, well, once that door to the mind is open... who knows what could get in 👀
Pt. 2 Summary: Everything we know about Hope County has changed. After the bombs dropped and Eden's Gate took over, it's never been the same. But have no fear! If you join them, you will be loved and protected and you'll never have to be alone again! Doesn't that sound just absolutely wonderful? Lots of other people think so too! Or, that is, until they've broken the rules (intentionally or otherwise) and then that's when They come for you. Who's They, you ask? Oh, don't you worry about it! Just don't break the rules and don't ever go into the Tainted Woodlands and you'll be juuuust fine! :)
Long story short, the fic is pretty much my attempt at a transcendental horror! If that isn't satisfactory enough, here's the link to my other side blog where I post more spoilery stuff :) Pt. 1 & Pt. 2 also have their own respective tags! (TW: Gore, blood, body horror, angst, etc)
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