#im not a gale fucker

[dirtybg3confessions]

Not a confession but I would like to apologise for sending whole ass paragraphs like ots some sort of writing exercise. I should try writing some fabdiction sometime

Your 1000 word essay on the pros and cons of breeding Gale Dekarios is due at midnight.

#not confessions #anon ask #mod tri #im not a gale fucker #but I see what y'all submit

[trashcatsnark]

ngl, didn't play EA but I'm poking around datamined dialogue from an EA version- I find it very inchresting, that seemingly, they definitely turned down the dream guardian's like horniness and romantic interest. Like it seems to be implied that at one point the dream guardian like- tries to kiss you during the first encounter, like lots of notes about cheek caress, thigh touching, and leaving you with a smooch souvenir. And then in the morning you get a pretty good idea of who everyone saw (Karlach didn't have a file for it that I saw and Shadowheart's was vague, beyond- "someone she is attracted to") and Gale is funnily enough seems (from my searching) to be the only one who admits that... yeah, he smooched them...

And like, totally get why they turned that down for final release, but god if that was still the case- I would have lowkey tried not to laugh my ass off when who the dream guardian is was revealed and ask Gale how he liked the taste of squid mouth, was it worth it, bud?

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #look no shame to emperor fuckers and if anyone of the companions would be an emperor fucker it would be gale given his reaction if tav turn #but like god that fucking reveal would have had such a different vibe if I knew gale had kissed his dream guardian #i love gale but that is worth some fucking bullying also given the emperor is now flirting with me seemingly exclusively in front of them #like oh im romancing gale and the squid he kissed wants me now too- am i the homewrecker in this situation? #have i now through the transitive property kissed the squid? #is this the start of the worlds weirdest throuple? #probably not being mindflayers are a bridge too far for even my monster fucker ass #which tbh is just because i'm a lot more picky about amphibious reptilians or otherwise non-mammalian based monsters #and thats probably enough oversharing in the tags #tho also for those wondering gale sees mystra astarion sees cazador laezel sees vlaiikith wyll sees mizora and again shadowhearts is vague

[firesofdainix]

The absolute SCANDAL and shock Ninjago City will have when they find out Vinny and Garmadon are a thing

#ninjago #lego ninjago #vinny folson #vinny ninjago #vinny of ngtv news #lord garmadon #garmadon ninjago #survivalshipping #chel babbles #gale: i knew youre a monster fucker #lloyd: he is. so disowned. #misako: i think this is a good way of saying im finally divorced

[jacqcrisis]

I love Gale's pose when talking to Lump the Enlightened. I've never seen him do it before. Karlach, Ronan, and Astarion are all basically in 'ready to go if this gets bad' stance but Gale?

what's going on there buddy? Why are your hands specifically clasped there? You're staff is behind you, so that's not very good form for a master wizard. Why you look so nervous? We literally just killed so many gnolls. An ogre and his two lackeys who say good words shouldn't be a problem for us so what's wrong, my guy?

What's your opinion on Large Eloquent Monster Man, pal o' mine?

#adding this to the 'gale is a monster fucker' conspiracy folder #he looks so uncomfortable #just imagining him sweating and shifting a lot #god i love him #like we already know he had sex with an Actual God #so i mean... he's got SOME kind of bend to him #its why i assume he likes hanging out Ronan and isnt mad about vampire man and is just really really excited about meeting Raphael #i told amanda that im keeping gale around because the party needs one (1) normal guy #and then today i got the 'actually im a bomb' speech #amazing. im keeping him. he's the party pet. #he's here to do so many spells and keep me entertained with his excruciatingly bad timing with those big speeches of his #bg3

[nanamimizz]

BG3 MALE SLUTS AS HOZIER LYRICS

wyll:

astarion:

halsin:

gale:

#lamb.talks #i will do a fem ver i promise #and i dont know enough about minsc to do him IM SORRY I SEE YOU MINSC FUCKERS I SWEAR #bg3 #gale bg3 #astarion bg3 #halsin bg3 #wyll bg3

[wampabampa]

i started dark urge play last night cause i wanted to take a break from Miz'ri gameplay and man do i literally hate everybody but wyll shadowheart and karlach JSJIVBS

#squish the goober #baulders gate 3 #rambles #bg3 #bg3 durge #i love them i really do but with durge im playing as if it was fr fr me like not as if i was the character #and #GOD THESE FUCKERS ANNOYING AS FUCK #esp gale #the amount of times i shove him and astarion off cliffs because they give me attitude #like nooooo way ur sitting there giving me shit when i SAVED UR ASS #I COULD KILL U RIGHT HERE RN DONT PLAY WITH ME WHITE MAN #They pissing me off sm idek who to romance #also im getting contacts!! yay!! #ive always wanted to have contacts because my glasses i feel always ate up my face #cause even though i dont draw myself with glasses i do infact have glasses and they are black and rectangular and i hate it #but hopefully my new glasses will make me feel better #im kinda iffy on them but i litterally just wanted something new and something to match my wisp concert outfit #which the colors are black dark dark blue and gold #so praying

[afarcryfrommymain]

Was trying to find the throughline between the people I think Aphid works with and what his type is, and I have unfortunately figured it out.

If you cannot shut the fuck up. Great news! He wants you.

#aphid hernandez #im talking now #otp: please stop making me laugh im trying to be serious #otp: it reeks of snark and homoerotic tension #this is true of both Sharky and John. he is quiet and needs a loud ass boyfriend okay? #also: bg3 isikaied aphid is gale fucker. this adds to my point #they all talk way too much but all for different reasons but if he can go a 3 hour conversation without saying a single word he is in heaven #he just wants to be nonverbal and be held

[devotedlystrangewizard]

when you agree to hang out with gale during the tiefling party in act 1 lae'zel says "ive no doubt hes as seductive as he is succint" but lae'zel. the whole using 300 words to express how he feels is so endearing lae'zel. lae'zel listen to me hes basically writing a book about how cool i am lae'zel

#ramblings #he doesnt have to be seductive but idk man i screenshotted several gale romance lines because my mind exploded #AND IM. AROMANTIC. #plus im always a sucker for old married couple behavior so the epilogue was basically just made for me #el getting to leave baldurs gate with someone who loves him & actually getting a family made me so grateful i eventually landed on gale #before the ps5 release i was thinking about what id do with el bc i made him like 3 weeks before launch #he was my designated gort fucker. but obviously if i wanted to play him id have to figure out what to do w him ingame #& after a TON of consideration i landed on gale #i dont remember WHY #but letting el be good after all this time and seeing just how the story ended for him because of who he romanced #bro its perfect #it suits him im still thinking about how fucking happy he becomes. in the end

[waloeders]

i have a crazy fun idea for kosmos like its tying it all together!!!! i wasnt sure how/why what clive does (time travel using the spell) would bring him in other than a vague who knows! but ohohoho. there are at least 16 other ultima species ppl who survive by letting go of their physical form. what if. what if another one of the species tries a totally different method to try to survive - leaving valisthea (the world). OHOHOHO im cookin im onto somethin

#jupiter.speaks #👤.kosmos #> i have SOOO MANY IDEAS FOR THIS WOULD AFFECT STORY #> like ahahsjsbdjdn <- eating my own shoe rn #> and maybe the reason why kosmos is known to ultima is bc kosmos isnt me. its the other ultima species. #> and they have very much a hivemind / group mentality. ultima calls itself we 90% of the time until u defeat it so #> if there were an ultima species member who gained some semblance of “im not part of we” to them? itd hate them! #> call that mf kosmos and fight each other right up until the moment u both have to escape or die #> and then it assumes kos is dead bc how could they survive? well well well...enter stage left me :3 #> this also gives so much angst opportunities bc 1) kos would avoid the reveal as long as possible #> 2) if barny is really into this whole. kosmos > ultima thing. and im not actually kos im just a host? oh ehehe angsty (w/happy endin ofc) #> thats the general gist of it. also i think the story is gonna be like. kill ultima 1. then 2. then 3. theres like 16 of the fuckers ok #> and i want kos to separate from my si at some point n i think itd be cool if kos' powers were golden n left like markings on him #> not to steal from gale bg design right ok!!!! but the lines comin out of his eyes? somethin like that

[lith-myathar]

#she really is #um #gale critical #??????? #im sorry wizard fuckers im just a bitter old woman who also wants to fuck an asshole #which #is one of the stranger things ive written

[suppenzeit]

people romancing astarion and solas because "theyre both smug elves" is so funny to me. like i suppose you are right but aside from that i dont think they share a single trait

#:V #da #bg3 #theyre not even smug in the same way! #and like.. astarions story *is* sad. but its not a tragedy in the same way that solas' is #you can help astarion heal and grow and such. with solas you get so sad and also you lose your arm #and i wanna say that astarion has a happy ending and solas doesnt. but im hoping dreadwolf makes me eat my words. it better!! #i think a more fitting parallel is like.. solas and gale. if you squint. or astarion and dorian. vaguely #ALTHOUGH. both of their fans go insane about forcing these fuckers into therapy. they fucking need it

[daemon-in-my-head]

No actually, im not over the fact that Durge get treated the way they are. On a good run they helped everyone, they helped Shart, Laezel and Minthara to escape a cult. They helped Astarion to start healing. They helped Gale and Wyll realise they're worth more than their might, their goddess or their feats. They helped Halsin to lift the burden that has been weighting on him for centuries, allowed him to be free after 300 fucking years.

And what did they do for Durge? Jackshit. At best one of them helped them once to make it through a horrible night, by tying them up and watching over them. Once. After Durge tried to kill them. In an act of self-preservation. Jaheira at least offers her 'support' when she finds out what Durge is. But that's it. They did not help with the temple. They did not mourn Durges' very apparent death. They did not offer any comfort when they killed everyone they must've once held dear. They stood by as Durge duelled for their life. For a Tav this might work since they don't have any specific troubles or quests, but Durge does. And they get fucking ignored. By everyone except the deadbeat mother and the loveable fool that is Minsc. The people they met only recently. But the people who spent weeks or months with them, who could escape their personal hells thanks to them? Lol get ignored fucker.

Yes, yes, they all have grey stories. Nothing is black and white except Durges' story. It's black. There's no nuance. They're fucked regardless of what they do. Their choice is mind control and death or presumed immortality and endless suffering from being a Bhaalspawn, as well as not having their memory and working for yet another Dead God, and nobody gives a damn. As cruel as Durge is, as fucked up as they might've been, they, too, were a victim of an evil deity and cult. Hell, Orin can straight up tell you 'bro, that Gortash guy? Kept manipulating your ass since like ever'. And if we're being real, he does just that the second durge is back too. 'He did miss this' and he wouldn't want you to submit, but at the end of the day, he's still the person with the last word, and everything goes exactly how he wants.

Durge was manipulated and exploited like fuck in the past, by everyone around them who survived. Just like most of the other companions. But fuck Durge in particular I guess. The game is very much like 'fuck Martyrdom it's not worth it' but when it's Durges turn, your choices are Martyrdom or falling right back into the abuse. Oh, or becoming something less than an animal and essentially just a sentient doll to be used by their guardian.

#istg this is so infuriating every time #'we can handle dark stuff with the sensitivity it deserves' #except that one guy whos only here for shock value and so we can pull edgy jokes #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #bg3 durge #durge #dark urge #bg3 critical #larian critical

[naughtybg3confessions]

im not a gale fucker im not. look the fact that i listen to his narration video on repeat and i only read smut of him getting fucked and i buy merch of him getting smooched all over and im writing thousands of words of him fucking DOESNT make me a gale fuckee okay.

#denial aint just a river in egypt... #gale dekarios #dirty confessions

[softpine]

I just remembered you haven't seen Twilight but I'm going to ask anyway! Do you know what teams your characters would be? Like team Edward or Team Jacob? Oh! Actually I'm also curious what Fandoms would they be in? I recent realized im a Bielieber

oh i have seen the first twilight movie!! i just wasn't a fan. but it was my best friend's favorite series so i do know a lot about it! was anyone actually team jacob? he's like gale in the hunger games. the only reason anyone would actually prefer them is because they're Not the main love interest (sorry to any galeheads out there...)

anyway now i want to imagine what fandoms each of them would be in, so:

🎭 caroline: well, she's a great artist and a monster fucker.. i don't think i have to spell out what she was doing online fjkjsdsj and she loved comic books as a kid, so i feel like at the start of the MCU madness she was really hype and then she got more and more angry with the state of things

💬 beth: she's written some star trek fanfiction more highly researched than her master's thesis and she loved nsync because what is a baby dyke without her emotional support boy band / comphet crushes

🎸 danny: music is the obvious answer, but i'm not familiar with musical history so i can't go into detail 😭 but his dad introduced him to bob dylan and taught him how to play guitar, then he learned piano, then he taught himself how to produce his own music from scratch. this was in the 90s btw so it wasn't very easy to learn. also he used to seriously follow skateboarding

⛅ mikaela: she loved old school country music from female artists like tanya tucker, reba mcintire, loretta lynn, etc. she's less interested in modern country but she looooves shania twain. and she's worked nights (first as a bartender, then a nurse) for most of her life, so she got really into daytime soaps

🌲 asa: he's literally the only one on this list where i'm like...... stumped. he doesn't pay attention to anything online, celebrities, music (he'll listen to whatever), movies (doesn't care), could never commit to watching a whole tv show, etc. he's very floaty and daydreamy? lmao he just doesn't have the headspace to get attached to fictional media like that

🎥 finn: we know he's always been a harrison ford fan boy and in any universe where he survives past the 80s he's a huge nirvana fan!! (if he and jules had a son, they would've named him kurt... he's deeply serious) he's also read every stephen king book that came out while he was alive. he was a big reader in general, particularly horror

🧸 stevie: canon seth rogen super fan, has seen every adam sandler movie (every last one of them) and i knowww she knows the fnaf lore... as soon as she finishes a show/movie she likes to find the weirdest fan art to terrorize her followers. also loves musicals and wants to see cats on broadway someday (a girl can dream)

🎀 elaine: she loves following celebrity news but she watches them like animals in the zoo; ie. she's observing from afar, she has no personal stake in them. she's a frequent flyer on gossip forums like fauxmoi. she was on the ground floor of lipstickgate and was SEATED for dramageddon. and she had a serious twilight phase

🎨 jada: SOMEONE on this list had to get assigned supernatural... i'm not saying it just to say it, i really think she would connect with (early seasons) sam what with the dead mom... fear of losing their humanity... having powers they don't understand... a hot girl manipulating them to use their abilities in sketchy ways... yeah. i'm sure she has favorite contemporary artists (painters specifically) that she'd be able to talk about on end but sadly i don't know anything about that world 😭 oh and she's kind of obsessed with hate-reading booktok books to feel alive

🏈 casper: sports count as fandoms and i don't want to hear a word about it!! his team is the patriots but he's kind of a fairweather fan (maine doesn't have an nfl team so he doesn't have that state loyalty factor). miley cyrus is his problematic fave forever but he's kind of a pop girlie in general

💋 coco: in high school she was a speedcuber if that gives you an idea of what we're working with here.... she grew up with pokemon, naruto, dragon ball z, she collected trading cards, etc. she still likes anime and video games and stuff, she just doesn't have the time to get invested like she used to, and it makes her sad because it reminds her of her late best friend liam. she makes time to play fortnite and minecraft with his little brother and she plays other games on twitch sometimes. has done a LOT of cosplay. she's a huge nerd basically

#next time someone insinuates coco would bully you in high school please just imagine her naruto running through the parking lot #that should provide some clarity. #anonymous #asks #nonsims #brandi answers

[nellyofthevalley]

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first of all, join my horny 18+ astarion discord! we are shameless vampire fuckers!

i'm more active on twitter these days with the NSFW rules :(

💫 tags

nellyposting / asks / my tav

my art / my fanfic

astarion pics / astarion gifs / astarion clips

resources / sometimes I reblog things I find useful for writing/drawing/etc!

💫 asks

I take and love receiving requests for writing and art (bg3). I can't guarantee I'll write or draw it, and I'm slow at it (like, literally months sometimes but I promise I never forget them lmao) because the creativity comes and goes, but I am more than open to them so the ideas are in always the back of my head when inspo strikes. also you can just like ask me stuff but im boring lmfao

💫 content

there's definitely things I won't write or draw but tbh you can request literally anything, no judgment, if I don't like it or feel I can't do it well enough, I just won't do it! there's plenty of things I thought I would never care for and was proven otherwise once I actually put pen to paper.

that said, I tend to do astarion/f!tav/durge content. for writing, i like tragedies and angst/pain relationship dynamic shit with a few cuter things here and there. art is usually cuter stuff but mostly bc I'm still learning to draw and I feel like thats easiest lol. nsfw totally fine and encouraged for both mediums

💫 fanfic list

i havent kept these up to date, i suggest following the ao3 links ❤️

complete

wedding dress | ao3 link | ast x f!tav | explicit | 7k words astarion makes tav's wedding dress and looks back on their life together

bloodlust | ao3 link | ast x f!durge | explicit | 5.2k words porn without plot but with some feelings; astarion's "you'll tell me the next time you need to be tied up, won't you?" dialogue was the prompt for this

edge of the world | ao3 link | ast x f!tav | 1k words a disgusting little sad/sweet scene

swim | ast x f!tav | 1.3k words very short porn literally no plot whatsoever that i wrote at 1am, trying out 2nd person. body stealing (haarlep) + tadpole sharing + facefucking

in progress

ascendant | ao3 link | ast x f!tav x gale | explicit | 17.2k words the study of ascended astarion's emotions turning into dark desires--obsession, possession. tav/ast and tav/gale as past relationships. a super fucked up love triangle, perhaps

spawn | ao3 link | ast x f!tav + cazador | explicit | 9.9k words explores post-game timeline where cazador captures tav; a straight-up tragedy from beginning to end

truths | ao3 link | ast x f!tav | explicit | 20.2k words my first work, a cringe little comfortfic that I'm considering rewriting entirely. there's no big overarching plot, it's just whatever happens really with loose ideas

[chaos-grimlin]

Obsessed with your marked series!!! Please make another part😭⭐️🫶

Im so glad you like it!! Sorry if my updates are slow!! But heres chapter 18!

Intro:No one truly knows what happened that night in Woodsboro, California. All the public knows was that two teenage boys, Billy Loomis and Stu Macher, went crazy. That the boys killed with no motive, that it was a case of crazy and peer pressure. Sidney Prescott, the "girlfriend" of Billy Loomis,Y/n L/n, the girl both boys were deeply obsessed with, and Gale weathers, a news reporter, where 3 of 5 witnesses that were willing to talk and tell their sides of the story to the public while Dewy Riley, the deputy sheriff of woodsboro, and tennager Randy Meeks refused to talk to law enforcements at the time. All the stories told to law enforcement seem to differ from person to person, but...in this tale, we will focus on Y/n, the obsessions, side of the story...

Marked (Poly! Billy Loomis and Stu macher x reader)

Word count:1002

Chapter 18- I promise

^^3rd Person P.O.V^^^

8 minutes....

8 minutes was all it took for Randy to get to the hospital..

Randy didnt care if he broke the speed limit, he didnt care... He just wanted to get to her..

She was all that was on his mind as he gripped the steering wheel to his old car.

Randy had never felt so worried about someone other then his parents. Yet, with her, he felt so scared that the twisted fucker that did that to her would find her again.

Randy pushed down on the gas petal a little more as he kept his eyes fixated on the road. He went over the speed limit by 5.

Soon, Randy saw the eerie looking hospital looming in the distance.

He slowed down slightly as he pulled into the hospital parking lot and quickly parked his car.

Randy yanked the seatbelt out of its buckle and quickly opened the door and stumbled out of the car.

He slammed the door shut and ran to the hospital doors.

Randy busted into the hospital, looking like a mess, but he didn't care that his hair was a mess and he didn't care that his shirt looked like it was on backwards.

"Um... Can i help you sir?" A confused voice called out, echoing in the empty lobby.

Randy jumped slightly before looking behind him, seeing a nurse looking at him.

The lady raised one of her eyebrows as she clutched her clipbored tightly.

"Um.. Yeah im here to see Y/n L/n" Randy said, frantically scratching the back of his neck.

"Visitation hours are over young man" the nurse said with a cocky tone.

"Ma'am please.. She just went through a tragic accident and... She called me crying, wanting me with her" Randy protested.

The nurse rolled her eyes. "Im sorry sir" "no no!please just let me see her, shes scared out of her mind" Randy said, remebering how scared Y/n sounded over the phone.

"What ever, go, i dont care my shifts over anyway, at least you breaking the rules will be on Darcy and not me" the nurse said throwing her hands up slightly before walking off.

Randy didnt say anything as he turned on his heels and started power walking down the halls.

He took lefts and rights, counting down all the doors till he made it to Y/ns.

Randy didn't bother to knock, he just slowly pushed the door open. "Y/n" Randy called out in a gentle whisper.

Y/n lifted her head up and looked at Randy.

Randy felt his heart break as he saw her...she looked rough... But it was what he expected..

"Randy" Y/n choked out as she stood up on shakey legs.

Pain rushed through her and she fell back down onto the thin mattress of the hospital bed.

Randy quickly made his way to her side.

Y/n looked at Randy as she took in deep breaths.

"Im here. No one will hurt you." Randy whispered in a soothing voice as he ran his fingers through her dirty hair.

Y/n looked into Randy's eyes, feeling herself calm down the longer she looked at him.

"Im sorry" she muttered.

Randys brows knitted togeather as he pushed her hair out from infront of her eyes.

"Why?" He asked. "I woke you up just because...im scared.." y/n said, looking away from him.

"Hey. Listen, id walk across just to be here with you when you needed me" Randy said, letting a soft smile grace his features

Y/n slowly pulled her legs up slightly, feeling a pulsating pain flood through her hip.

Y/n sucked air in through her teeth as her face contorted with pain.

"Dont move to much" Randy said. (Stating the obvious Randy my boi)

"I... I was moving so you could sit with me" Y/n whispered.

"Oh". And at that, Randy slowly sat down beside Y/n.

Minutes passed, and neither of the two teenagers said a word.

"Im scared Randy.." Y/n said, her voice barely above a whisper.

"Im scared they will find me...." She said, seeing those foul memories play through her mind.

"Dont be, ill protect you" he wrapped his arm around her waist, slowly moving closer to her.

"Promise?" "Promise"

Randy leanded down slightly and placed a tender kiss on Y/ns forehead, being mindful of the bandaged cuts on her face.

Y/n leaned her head on Randy's shoulder. Maybe, just maybe she could trust Randy. Maybe he would protect her.

"Randy?"

"Hm?"

"Can you stay here with me tonight?"

Randy wasn't surprised when those words left Y/ns lips.

All Randy did was nod to her....

~~~~Small time skip because its 10:36 for meee~~~~

Randy soon found himself laying beside Y/n, who was already fast asleep, in the small bed.

Randy looked down at Y/n, watching her chest gently rise and fall as she took in short breaths.

Randy slowly wrapped his arms around her torso and slowly pulled her close to him, trying not to wake her or hurt her even more.

Randy kissed Y/ns cheek as he held her.

No noise filled the room other then the faint beeping of the heart monitors in the other rooms and the sound of heels clanking on the tiles outside.

It was almost peaceful to Randy.

Randy wished he was holding Y/n on her bed rather then in a hospital bed that was barley big enough to fit the two.

He grabbed the thin blanket they covered Y/n from her hips down and slowly pulled it up, allowing the blanket to come up just slightly past her elbows.

"I promise ill protect you. You won't get hurt as long as im around, and that, my darling, is a promise that I will keep"

#billy loomis #stu macher #randy meeks x reader #billy loomis x reader #stu macher x reader #casey becker #randy meeks #billy loomis and stu macher x reader #scream