#im losing my fucking mind no joke

[queenlypirate]

they've bewitched me mind body and soul

from a draw the otp meme:

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #nerdy prudes must die fanart #npmd fanart #grace chasity #max jagerman #grace chastity #holyghost #jagertitty #jagertity #holy ghost #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #my art #im losing my fucking mind no joke

[an-theduckin]

The fucking comment . How about I just kill myself

#SLASH JOKING I WONT KMS DW #but the comment fucking killed me omfg #cuz its so right?? #fuuuuckk man #im gonna cry #im gonna lose my mind #im gonna throw up #im gonna die #im gonna explode #etc etc #an_theduckin #my text posts #tsp #the stanley parable #tspud narrator #tspud #tsp narrator #skip button ending

[binghe-malewife-goals]

Viktor wears a red cravat after becoming partners with Jayce

im normal about this im normal about this im normal about this

#ARE THEY FUCKING MARRIED???? #no joke go look at the eps 4 and up bc he wears a red cravat after the 3rd episode im losing my mind #arcane lol #jayce talis #arcane viktor #jayvik #absolutely disgusting homosexual behavior

[spaciebabie]

*fertilise and breedoblise your springrtrap back*

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#IM #GOING #TO #FUCKING #LOSE #MY #MIND #spacie splains #HOUAHG #WHEN I SAW THIS I PUT MY HANDS ON MY HEAD IRL IM NOT JOKING MY JAW DROPPED AND I PUT MY HANDS UP ON MY HEAD #LIKE THE MEME OF THAT ONE GUY I LOOKED LIKE HINM #CAN ANYONE #SEE THIS TOO #BLINKS #THE TAIL #HHWHWOWUAOOAHAHAHAHAHHAHA #OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD OH MY HOD #ITS OVR FOR ME #OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #OHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #suggestive #oh my god oh my god #oh my god basya oh my god #BASYA #i n e e d h i m #i n e e d h i m

[yuridovewing]

trying to conceptualize asc protag designs with picrew.

#not in the mood or position to draw cats so picrew #these are like. kinda razorverse i guess? idk? halfway? made it with them in mind but idek if these guys will make it into razorverse #uhhh frostpaw has the seal point gene from the bluestar family. shes got a fucked up family. #i was thinkingggg she and splashtail were siblings but now im considering that theyre first cousins through curlfeather and havenpelt #so its more similar to canon but theyre like. diegetically considered family #nightheart is following the ''hes the newest cinderpelt reincarnation'' change so no more firestar angst #but while i did wanna give him some orange i didnt wanna give him too much for the sake of recognition #so hes got a little bit aaand fucked up blue eyes that he loses when he breaks the cycle #sunbeam..... has nothing. i just kinda followed canon. i have no idea what to do with her. she doesnt interest me rn #maybe when i eventually get to asc in my challenge ill change my mind and suddenly she'll be my blorbo but rn i dont care abt her #besides making jokes that she should fuck nighthearts mom. or sister idk idc either one of them

[coldmilkchoices]

DO YOU LIKE MITSKI???? DO YOU LIKE THE HUNGER GAMES? WATCH THIS

#the hunger games #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #pink in the night #mitski #everlark #im losing my entire fucking mind over this #im not joking this is one of the best amvs ive ever seen #Youtube

[prisonpodcast]

some ccs are just straight up nuts there’s no other explanation

#saw a comment on r/dwt2 and it made me look into the moonzy/draggie situation #this freak accused him of having ‘grooming tendencies’ when he was YOUNGER than her #he showed all their DMs and it was just reciprocated flirting ?? #he was initiated more but it seemed reciprocal to me? #she just got mad at him bc he replied to one of her tweets where she was flirting with Karl with ‘ouch’ #<- replied in DMs I mean #I guess bc she thought the flirting was a joke ?? #how is this an ‘experience’ you need to speak up about im loosing my mind #‘guy flirted with me I flirted back but I wasn’t really interested pls show ur sympathies and like and subscribe🥺’ #and in her statement she was talking about an anon who came out about their experiences prior #saying they had been groomed but draggie had fully debunked that years ago #so idk why she was bringing that up ?? #and ofc you have aim.sey and max and sniff in the replies with their heart emojis #straight up nuts I’m losing brain cells here #btw she’s the one who said something about how a lot of ccs didn’t support her #including big ones from that ‘stupid mine.craft server’ (meaning dsmp obv) #just nuts straight up nuts #negativity #like I have to be missing something (and if I am pls tell me but I don’t think I am???) #because saying this cringe flirting with someone YOUNGER THAN YOUUU is ‘groomer tendencies’ is fucking nuts #it’s just what is with these people like what’s wrong with them #why does mildly uncomfortable experience = horrible predator we need to inform the public about bc they’re a danger to society #sorry I’m done I’m just actually upset lol

[calamitys-child]

Okay fuck aew fuck ecw fuck wwf/wwe I am abandoning all my other favourite wrestlers and putting it all on the line for whatever the fuck gender weirdo hero randy myers has going on I need to look like this man immediately

#gifset inspired me and now im watching randy myers vs jimmy havoc and this is. so fucking hot im going to lose my mind #this is what i mean!!!! wrestling is drag!!!!!!! look at this deranged bisexual punk go!!!!!!!!!!!! #also im joking i love u aew i love u ecw i have not seen u much wwe

[effervescentdragon]

carlos in a stache ... god loves you

I AM GODS ABSOLUTE FAVOURITE I AM GODS FAVOURITE CREACURE THIS IS EVERYTHING

#THIS IS SOME PALADIN SHIT #IM NOT EVEB JOKING #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I AM HOWEVER LOSING MY FUCKING MIND #akira answers asks #naila

[cum-roll]

hi ::) whats ur favorite word?

first ordeal, I'm studying linguistics. I know my words, you just hit an awesome nerve

the simplest answer is "Kurwa", because it's a beautiful word and such a useful one at that

however, i cannot use it. I have a speech defect that makes me sound funny when I curse out my friends. I have been told that I sound "cute" when I yell it but like I just called you a slut!!! bitch!!!

I know that it isn't a question about swear words but they are infinitely more interesting to talk about then normal words, so to answer your question - my favourite word is: "jeb"

What is "jeb" you ask - its an onomatopoeia. Simplest translation is "FUCKING SLAM" in all caps, just like that. Surprisingly useful!

Real life example from a conversation I had a week ago:

"I'll be sitting in my room all quiet then JEB kurwa my neighbor shut the door so hard the walls shook and he wasn't even done I'm trying to focus as he goes JEB JEB fucking insane"

Beautiful word!

You know I'm not even done with it! Jeb can be just the core of many, many beautiful words. Basically it's a core word to be used to make a swear word out of a verb. A few examples:

jebać - to fuck

zajebać - to fucking steal/kill/punch

przyjebać - to fucking punch

ojebać - to fucking eat whole

and also other useful words like

zajebiście - fucking awesome

Fun fact! You can do the same things with cores "kurwa" and "pierdolić" snd others so have fun with that

Another fun fact, with slight changes this will ALSO work in other Slavic languages (which is literally my studies rn), like in Czech or Ukrainian I think, and all the others will have some version of that. Definitely "Kurva"

My most favourite non-swear word is probably szczęście because foreigners make funny wide eyes at that

#it means 'luck' #ok im sorry for the long post i had to get it out of me #my favourite english word which is probably what you were going for is probably like #i need to think about this #my LEAST favourite word is 'world' because im UNABLE to pronounce it it's a losing battle #obsessed with german long words #i once said Staatsgerichtshofbrandstiftung as a joke and it's stuck in my head #its like 'arson of the constitutional court' or something #it's not an official word mind you.. its two words stuck together ill let you figure out where one ends and other starts #ok but my fav english word uhhhh #im a big fan of how in modern times other languages adapt english words for technology like email or google and fucking #frankenstein them into their grammar making abominations like croatian 'mejlove' and others #so there's that #i like the internet words like uwu and stuff #did you know that when you search up uwu on wikipedia there are two pronunciations english and polish #cuz we say it like : #uvu #becaus of different phonetic transcript #it is 2:30 i am going to bed #glad to could have rambled at you #much love to you mutual #hope anyone finds this monologue mildly entertaining #pewce and love uwu #young master is saying things?? #many #many things #i love you shrimpathizer!!! friend spotted!!!!!!!!! #'drops s fucking novel on your knees'

[threehuskiesinatrenchcoat]

our government blocked ao3 today and here's to another thing i have to use vpn for. first spotify then tiktok now ao3 im at my fucking limit. don't test me bro. they found out about ao3 like two weeks ago those bastards really _can_ work quickly but only in regards to things that allegedly "pose a threat to national and family values" damn im sorry my gay fanfiction is the reason this country is crumbling down :(

#obviously there are worse things happening but im feeling salty #so im joking about simpler things or I'll lose my fucking mind #and like i don't use twitter and instagram or id be even more salty cuz theyre blocked as well

[catrassingletear]

I just REALLY think this was on purpose.

#a wee little grey griffin easter egg perhaps #grey griffin #azula #lady briarwood #i started making these gifs as a joke #but then i realized how well the shots sync up #and now im just casually losing my mind #i fucking love animation #voice actors own my soul #legend of vox machina #tlovm #the legend of vox machina #the briarwoods #animation gifs #avatar the last airbender

[slaygentford]

WIDE SARGASSO SEA IS BASICALLY JANE EYRE FANFICTION?????????????? HEY GIYS???? IS DECOLONIZATION FANFICTION??????????? IS DECOLONIZING THE REAL LIFE LITERARY CANON THAT YOU ARE WHETHER YOU WANT TO BE OR NOT A PART OF FANFICTION????? IS IT FANCICTION TO dkdksksk

#IM ACTUALLY LSOING IT I have to log off. fuck. fuck #I’m losing my fucking mind. #I CANT do this. you guys have to use google or read a book or soemthing I’m not joking at this point like you can’t be. you can’t be. you #can’t be saying this shit. you truly cannot just be saying this shit you need to interact with the fucking canon seriously. there is a real #world with real racism in it. wow

[allofuswantgwinam]

my mom literally wants to be clueless and im so sick of hearing her say that

#this is why the world is fucked #bc people like her that don’t wanna give a fuck about ANYTHING #as long as she’s fine and I’m fine #well jokes on her I’m not fucking fine #im pissed #we didn’t argue about anything she just literally is like ‘I don’t wanna be i formed’ #but by golly she up Donald Trumps ass hatin him #THATS ALL SHE CARES ABOUT #AHE THINKS HE RUINED THE WORLD #BISH ITS BEEN RUINED #IM SO DONE WITH PEOPLE RN #I THINK IM PMSING TOO #WHUCH DOESNT MATTER BC THIS IS ALL LEGIT FEELINGS BUT YA KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN #I told her about the HB 500 trial thing going on in ky where they’re tryin to fuck with workers rights #and she said “no they can’t do that GIRL HAVE YOU LEARNE DANTTHING #THEY CAN AND WILL DO WHATEVER TF THEY WANT TO US #Jesus fuckin Christ #this woman’s gonna make me lose my mfing mind #I just stfu. I didn’t elaborate shit #no reason bc im just wrong and don’t know shit even tho I pay attention #not her #ME #but I’m fucking always wrong

[love-songs-for-emma]

say what you will about the hannibal lecter diet of

WINEWINEWINE

PEOPLEPEOPLEPEOPLE

DESSERTDESSERTDESSERT

but girlie got shit done😳😳

#like. maybe he was onto somethin........... /j #im just sayin i feel a billion times better when i eat dessert each night #sooooOoooooOooooo #OMG WAIT. meta moment #mythological hannibal lecter moment: #cannibalism and its belief of giving people superhuman powers. holy shit. how could i ever forget this #have i had this moment before? have i made this connection before?? #i always talk abt the supernatural/magical behavior of the characters on nbc hannibal #will's ability to recreate crime scenes. hannibal's time management skills (psychiatrist. consultant. chef. murderer. tableau maker. opera #goer. dinner parties he hosts. brainwashing and kidnapping people.) how the FUCK does he do it all?? #the answer is literally this almost ominpotent nature that hannibal is Meant to give off #he is the devil. he manipulates time. he has all the power #AND my man is a cannibal?? oh man oh man. i need to read more on this but how could i JUST remember that cannibalism has long-standing #myths surrounding it about how it'd supposedly give mortals/humans superhuman powers #um. wowoowow. a Moment for sure #hannibal meta #maria is literally just rambling. hi #accidentally losing my mind in the tags of a silly lil joke post i was writing #hannibal.txt #hannibal.tags #.txt #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham

[titsoutfortntduo]

NEVER watch a movie with dsmp fans!!! worst mistake of my LIFE!!!

on an unrelated note; quacknap hercules AU where Sapnap is herc, quackity is meg, and schlatt is hades and techno is phil. karl is pegasus btw and fundy is both pain and panic(??)

#amogus server #hercules au #that last part was a joke #also im so fucking high im losing my mind