#im gonna assume i died

[madebypointlesswords]

Merthur shenanigans after Arthur returned pt.2

*at the zoo* Arthur: What are they in for?

Merlin: Arthur, this isn't a prison

Arthur: so they can leave?

Merlin: No, but-

Arthur: *points at a Meerkat* I bet that one murdered someone

#aaaand we're back to posting #if the day that I stop hyperfixating on this show ever come #im gonna assume i died #poor merlin #again with the bisexual himbo jock bf #merthur #merlin incorrect quotes #arthur pendragon #merlin #merlin bbc #merlin memes

[lokh]

oughh i wanted to do a cute laishuro take on the blu ray extras (what if laios had been eaten instead) but lets be honest. they absolutely would not have made it as far without laios

#they wouldve died. badly. #unfortunately ive lost the link saw it on twitter but i think laios gets knocked unconscious and imagines that it had been him that got ate #and not falin. and falin is the only one to advocate for them going back #but no one wants to go along with her presumably because they dont care for laios that much #(or at least this is laios' perception as this is just his imagination) #but also because she doesnt know as much about monsters and couldnt come up with a good argument for going back in #<- didnt know about prolonged digestion in red dragons and marcille assumed the interval was the same as in humans (1-3 days) #BUT...................... when everyone leaves falin turns back and goes in herself. and laios realises that shes always been that sort #of person and theres no point in ruminating over what could have been. #now. i want to believe that had they known falin would turn back without them. that at the very least shuro would have gone in with her. #theres no way he would have let her go on her own. and frankly i dont think he would have assembled his retainers #to go save laios rip... #marcille would have gone if she had known falin would turn back. and honestly i think she mightve known her well enough to guess this irl #anyways what i was GOING to say was maybe as they venture thru the dungeon shuro gets to learn more about laios thru falins view #maybe they get to know each other more and he opens up more about how he thinks of laios and like. falin is able to explain more about him #diffuse tension and give him a better understanding. like yeah hes still annoyed at him but he has a better view of how laios is #they get close and become better friends but maybe it also helps falin make up her mind and let him down gently............................ #and maybe they go and save laios but the dragon thing still happens to him #and its again a 'you felt like that all along??' situation irt him wanting to be a monster but it turns out ok and they (laishuro) #open up to one another in the end......................... #but. again im gonna be real. they would not have made it that far LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO laios the goat for real

[identityquest]

lizzie get two wolves 👍

#strato.txt #oil painting #wip #im worried ive unbalanced the composition w the second one on the right tho... its so much closer to the edge #ugh whatever. aunt lizzie is the focus here #i wish i knew what she actually looked like this is just cobbled together from general features of my family #solid build... dark curly hair... bigass ears. she could be one of my cousins. she could be me #ok rq im gonna lay out the story in the tags for anyone who hasnt seen the previous lizzie art #my great-something aunt lizzie was disabled and couldnt walk very well and she died young #she wanted to see the second floor of the farm house real bad but no one ever carried her up there and she died before seeing it #they buried her in a long white dress somewhere down at the creek. we dont know where her graves lost unfortunately #the night she was buried something wearing a white dress walked into the house and up the stairs and disappeared #and sometimes you can hear her down around the creek screaming #somewhere along the line wolves got mixed into the imagery for me #my uncle told me a story about another 'white thing' that was wolfish and would jump on cars #so i just assumed lizzie was a werewolf my whole life #anyways. i think her staying after she died was a manifestation of her desire for autonomy. maybe #maybe if shed had modern accommodations she wouldnt have felt the need to stick around. or maybe she would have idk #either way i think death afforded her control over her own desires in a way she hadnt experienced before #and i think thats why she still hangs around the creek #i hope she would like this. maybe ill take it down there and leave it out for a night when its finished so she can see

[difeisheng]

alright, i'm really hoping di feisheng is playing his own internal game with the wansheng clan and shan gudao, and/or that he's actually been in contact with li xiangyi since he started scheming against jiao liqiao and the turncoat jinyuan alliance

#and i am just going to assume that they will not reveal this until later. i am giving them the benefit of the doubt #because otherwise im gonna be very deeply disappointed in them dropping the ball on dfs's character this late in the game #his entire final confrontation(s) with jiao liqiao were great but the conspiring after was not #and im choosing to believe they're leaving his motives vague on purpose #he hasn't been interested in ruling the jianghu during the entirety of this show. just interested in li xiangyi #so im taking him bringing up that wish now as a pretense to get insider stuff from shan gudao #mysterious lotus casebook #di feisheng #ashton originals

[risingsunresistance]

thomas is finally letting people near him so everyone please say hi to thomas, he's usually very shy :]

#im gonna assume he's had a change of heart bc uh. the entire house died in the span of like 3 months- #my uncle keeps him now. he said i could take him home. i want to So Bad but mom doesnt want a cat #i would do anything to take care of thomas i love him so much #wanted to share bc. thomas!! look at him!!! you need to see him!!!!! #chat #tw death #(sorta?? just mentioned it in the tags but yea) #aaaaaugh im so glad i got to see him it's been so long

[hayaku14]

pushing daisies kaishin au #1

shinichi was killed by aptx 4869 but for some reason kaito was in tropical land as well and passed by where shinichi's dead body was, touched him, and brought him back to life.

kaito is aware he can bring dead things back to life with one touch since he was a kid. he’s also aware that the second touch will kill it again. permanently.

he has most of his resurrection experiences with his doves and flowers

the thought that he could possibly resurrect a human did cross his mind but what's the use when the one person he wanted to bring back didn't even have a body left to touch

so sue him if he accidentally touches a dead body he previously thought was someone just passed out.

there's a noticeable red glow that shines on the stranger that has happened enough to his doves and flowers he revived before to know exactly what he has done.

shinichi wakes up disoriented but completely sure that the searing heat and the pain on his chest earlier should've killed him yet there he was, alive. with a splitting headache and a bad taste in his mouth, yes, but alive.

kaito dumbly opens with, "you're alive...oh FUCK, you were dead!"

shinichi who still can’t see straight says, “which one is it, i can’t tell.”

shinichi sits up and tries to steady himself on the wall but instead weakly flails his hand towards kaito.

"NO! DON’T TOUCH ME!"

“okay...i’m not sure if i’m dead or not but i’m pretty sure i’m not contagious.”

kaito puts on his KID gloves and pulls shinichi up who's still looking dazed and confused.

"listen, i know you're a little disoriented what with all th- shit! your head is bleeding. okay *deep breathes* come with me but do NOT touch me."

"you're the one holding my hand"

"not the UNCLOTHED parts of me"

"I wasn't planning to 😒"

"OH MY GOD 🙄"

i still have 2 other variations of pushing daises kaishin au left ;)

#kaishin #kuroba kaito #kudou shinichi #dcmk #detective conan #dc prattles #im not adding the 'someone else dies when you let someone you revived live for more than a minute' rule because im gods weakest soldier lmao #but that's also a really great factor to think about if you want to go the super very angsty route #anyways this been in the drafts since forever cos i havent finished the other 2 but oh well here you go have this silly au #also also toichi 'died' and there's no body so kaito won't even be able to revive him one last time ;-; #i say 'died' cos i dont really know if this man is really dead or not lmao #ANYWAYS now shinichi needs to disappear #idk how but shinichi ends up staying with kaito and also finding out that he's kid #shinichi describes to kaito that the people who did that to him were 'men in black' and immediately kaito assumes it might be snake and co #im thinking maybe since agasa isn't there to talk some sense into him that shinichi would be like 'im gonna hunt them down as myself!' #and kaito is like BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH #kaito gets frustrated and ends up vaguely implying that he knows who tried to kill him #OFC BEFORE ALL THIS SHINICHI QUESTIONS KAITO ABOUT WHAT TF HAPPENED COS HE'S 99.9% SURE HE WAS DEAD lol #again since im gods weakest soldier and pandora is deus ex machina my beloved LOL #a way to revive shinichi properly is through pandora or maybe make kaito lose his power #IDK I JUST WANT THEM TO KISS AND MAKE OUT SO PANDORA DO YOUR IMMORTALITY THING IDC!!!!!! #THAT FUCKING PLASTIC WRAP KISS FROM THE ACTUAL SHOW WONT FLY WITH ME I NEED KAISHIN SUCKING FACE LMAOOO #anyways theres 2 more different pushing daises kaishin au in the draftsssss #they get angstier ayooo!!!

[uglydragons]

is it smarter to sell strange chests than to open them? what about nocturne eggs?

#i think im gonna be opening all my chests just cuz there's a lot of shit in there that i don't have like familiars lol #but i don't really care about gen 1s in general? #do people buy nocturne eggs #also im assuming the eggs stay and it's just the chests that disintegrate right??? be kinda fucked up if the eggs died #flight rising #night of the nocturne

[xxyoubroughtmeyourlovexx]

this video has killed every perosn ive showed this to i think theyre overeacting

#silent hill #FUCKIGJNGSPIDERMAN I GUESS #spiderman #albert wesker #william birkin #weskin? #chris redfield #leon kennedy #chreon #BUT THE ULTIMATE AT THE END #goreon #kenima #heather mason #!!!!! i assume !!!! #i never planned for like an actual plot at the end of this video but i think im gonna assume that wesker just straightup dies #birkins in nevada so you know how that'll go #peter parker! #the kid LAROI #heather art by GazKerber on deviantart #the night gwen stacy died art by Green--Mamba also on deviantart

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

anyway so im rewriting the specials to get yaz in there right and you kinda need her out of the way for wild blue yonder so im keeping her in the tardis to do the manual part of the repairs i guess but just the idea of yaz being There but Just out of sight but very much like,,,,Present, as an agent in the story, while this interaction happens:

which is then Immediately followed by the tardis with her inside Disappearing, just lends a whole lot of fuckin,,,,,,,depth of flavour that you really dont even need to do anything for

#the hardest part of this is figuring out the donna&yaz dynamic for me #i cant write donna ive never written donna #i feel like donna would be sooort of approaching yaz like she approached martha back in s4 #but i dont think yaz would be as receptive to that as martha #bc yaz. is. in much the same state as the doctor is. in terms of trauma and running on fumes and lets just keep running and not talking #except that she /didnt/ just regenerate to become weirdly honest about her affections #she still loyal devoted 'shes fine shes fine' never told anyone running from home just said goodbye to one of her best friends #And also to maybe her first real romantic love who Died But Didnt #dealing with all of that as quietly as shes dealt with alll the rest of it up till now #thrown into this situation where she knows no one and the doctor knows everyone and everyone knows the doctor but she knows no one not even #this doctor #all that just to say. i dont think she'd be very friendly with donna #polite. mostly. probably. but also having lots of feelings #that are gonna be...........difficult..........i think for all three of them to deal with #bc donna doesnt know what shes dealing with in terms of doctor/yaz #maybe she assumes a friend. or else a rose or a martha situation. bUT. yaz is none of those #yaz isnt making hearteyes or Yearning In Secret at this point yaz is grieving and also i think trying to figure out her place #shes more of a river situation. not really. comparison doesnt entirely work. but like. river in the library. vaguely #more that than the secret crush thing that it was #and the doctor knows Exactly whats going on with yaz but yknow. Busy. and they havent really had a moment alone to talk abt it #if theyre gonna talk abt it #and donna is pushing the doctor in their familiar dynamic and yaz is just sort of...........squished between that #trying to stand her ground while not even really knowing where or what that ground even IS #anyway so. tldr. Complicated #complicated dyanmic and complicated to balance so i dont sacrifice any of the doctor&donna stuff #which might happen a little anywaybc i have a clear yaz bias but im trying to mitigate it as much as i can

[sonknuxadow]

did we ever get an actual answer for if robotnik is gonna be in sonic 3 or not. or are we just gonna find out when the trailer comes out in like a year

#assuming that sonic 3 is gonna be based on sa2 (which we still dont really know for certain either but it feels fair to assume that) #idk if getting rid of eggman would be the best idea? because hes a main character and his relation to gerald is somewhat plot relevant #and based on context clues we can assume shadow was created by gerald in the movie universe too #or at the very least that he was created by a robotnik. if they decide to make a new character for some reason #but idk im sure they could find some way to write around that. didnt agent stone overhear the conversation about project shadow #i like agent stone. ive seen some interesting takes on him as the main villain for the next movie #maybe if robotnik died for real (or stone just Thinks hes dead) stone can be really upset about it and trying to avenge his death #and releasing shadow is part of his plan for that #which would be a cool parallel to shadow's whole deal. assuming his backstory in the movies is similar to what it is in the games

[urchindog]

SHIT THERES A GINGER NEAR WATER SHES PRACTICALLY DEAD

#so for context im watching riverdale and im on s1 ep9 and jason died already near a river and after learning that ethel cain is played by #the same actress as barb in stranger things (shannon purser) and so i’m gonna associate the two and since barb died in/near steve’s POOL i’ #assuming that cheryl’s gonna die too #riverdale #cheryl blossom #jason blossom #stranger things #barb

[dualdeixis]

[Image description: Digital drawings featuring Therion, Alfyn, H’aanit, and Ophilia. There are full descriptions of all images under the cut. End image description.]

gamer who is like visibly trying not to cry and teary-eyed and sniffling and drawing shaky breaths and hands trembling and constantly wiping his nose on his sleeves but he’s winning the boss battle

[Image description: First is an illustration of Starseer Therion, Runelord Alfyn, Warmaster H’aanit, and Sorcerer Ophilia, with some outfit details differing from canon. For example, Therion’s dress, cap, and armor are colored silver and white. He wields a wavy blue dagger and smiles widely, with tears dripping down his cheek. His left eye shows through his hair, oozing black with a blue, star-shaped pupil. Alfyn’s outfit is predominately teal with darker, flourishing embroidery, and he wears a gold circlet with wings sprouting from the sides. He wields a golden axe and sticks out his pointer fingers with a confident grin. H’aanit’s outfit is predominately dark magenta, and she wears silver sword-shaped earrings, two gold rings on a necklace, and a thick white rope around her waist. She wields a bow with a snapped string in one hand and a polearm in the other, and has a determined glare on her face. Ophilia wears a long, indigo mantle with cream lining and flourishing orange embroidery, a black dress with red highlights, and a bronze belt with a violet jewel. She also wears a long cream headscarf, pinned into place by a violet jewel, and a red underscarf. She wields her staff and smirks with half-lidded eyes.

Second is a sketched comic. Alfyn and Therion sit together, drinking at a tavern. While Therion is sipping from his cup, Alfyn holds his own cup aloft with a grin and says, “Honestly, I’ve never much been able to connect with my patron god... I mean, Dohter? I hardly KNOW ’er!” Therion, just barely smiling, goes, “...Heh...” His smile widens a bit and he brings his other hand up as if to cover it, going, “Heehee...” Finally, he’s overtaken by a full laugh: “WAHAHAHA!!” Alfyn, dumbstruck and flushed, thinks to himself (in all caps), “He laughed? At such a stupid joke?! And he’s... CUTE?!?” Therion, having calmed down, sips his drink again and thinks sheepishly, “...What’s gotten into me?” Alfyn trembles and clutches at his chest with a wobbly, blushing smile, thinking, “The HELLS has gotten into me?!” H’aanit looks awkwardly at the table with a bead of sweat on her cheek and thinks, “What in the name of... N-nay, I shan’t say it...” Ophilia looks down at her glass of water with a demure smile and thinks, “What in the holy, lofty, FUCKING name of Aelfric—blessed be he, and may his Sacred Flame burn eternally!—has gotten into those two”

Last is a doodle of Therion walking off with his fist clenched in anger. He says, “I swear, scholars have to be some of the most PIGHEADED—” He cuts himself off as he’s suddenly poofed into a scholar outfit. Sweating, he says (in all caps), “Wh—Alephan?! Listen I didn’t mean it ok!” Beneath that is a doodled chart of the relationships between Therion, Alfyn, H’aanit, and Ophilia. Alfyn toward Therion: “t4t bi4bi.” Toward H’aanit: “admires her knowledge and harmony with nature.” Toward Ophilia: “lil sis.” Therion toward Alfyn: “t4t bi4bi repressed edition.” Toward H’aanit: “coolest person he’s ever met.” Toward Ophilia: “nun.” Ophilia toward Alfyn: “big bro.” Toward Therion: “big bro’s annoying bestie.” Toward H’aanit: “baby lesbian crush.” H’aanit toward Therion: “like a housecat.” Toward Alfyn: “like a lynx.” Toward Ophilia: “like a snow leopard cub.” End image description.]

#octopath traveler #therion ot #alfyn greengrass #h'aanit ot #ophilia clement #drawings #caption is how i assume galdera would have gone if i hadn't died three turns in #like it's annoying that i'll have to redo the other bosses but honestly being like 'im gonna vanquish galdera just in time for the end of #pride month *smirk*' and then instantly getting killed was a really funny way to go #love loses i guess. #btw i JUST noticed while looking at refs for that doodle that therion's scholar and cleric outfits appear ripped at the hem?? thats so funny #like 'no way would i ever actually become one of those uptight bitches. i stole these clothes.'

[fagmegumi]

THEY FUCKING CANCELED TBOYS CLUB LMAOOOOOOOOO

#im gonna fucking. oh my god. #after the TIME ive been having. i had ONE fucking thing i was looking forward to god fucking damn it #pride is literally the one thing that reliably brings me joy i wait for it all year . and i was out of rome during the week with all the #good non corporate inclusive etc events in LONDON with my cousing doing FUCKALL bc she was in a bad mood over arguing with her shitty bf (i #hope jakey dies) #then pride march yesterday was literally so terrible too overcrowded super mismanaged it was my SIXTH rome pride so I know how it usually #goes and it WASNT it . only highlight was hanging out w gio tbh #and the ONE fucking thing i was holding onto. thinking well at least i have this and itll give me that queer joy and communion I literally #hold onto to survive. especially the idea of being in a place where my correct gender is assumed for FUCKING ONCE which NEVER happens not #even in lgbt places. where I could cope with the knowledge i will probably not be able to transition for a couple years at LEAST and if/ #when i ever do im in for a terrible hellish situation with my family. and celebrate the now and get hope that maybe its livable maybe i can #keep pulling on this rope until one day im safe and it wont snap in the meantime. #and its fucking GONE. GOD damnit.

[saulbaby]

Hi its been weeks and I still literally cannot stop thinking about when I was standing outside an apartment building and a (white) woman with green hair came out and I (also white with purple hair) said I liked her hair and she replied "I like yours too! Us colored people gotta stick together!" And walked away

I'm assuming she got into her car realized what she said and kept driving until she hit the other side of the country and never returned to her home

#i still dont. know what i was supposed to say to that #im assuming it was a misspeak that she also has thought about every single day since and probably never returned home to the scene #bc what. the fuck. #my friends and i did think maybe she was like. a patron saint of social anxiety bc i know im never gonna accidentally say anything that bad #bc theres nothing worse than that #nobodys ever said anything worse than that by accident i wouldve melted into my shoes and died #i mean she said it to me and im still fucking mortified #anyway. sharing this momeng with u all. bc. what the fuck #rip girl

[ghostb0o]

I had a dream that that quackity sapnap and karl jacobs were in a supergiant empty mall that had dragons and karl jacobs fell down a "vintage escalator" and died

#yo i died wtf #cringe #he was fine though!! He got upstairs eventually and it was basically just like #I was gonna call them the fiances but idk if this was their characters or the real people #i think a mix?? Man i dont know the dream told me they were married so im assuming character but death Should Have Been Permanent #karl jacobs #quackity #sapnap #dsmp #karlnapity #ig #dream #as in sleeping not the green guy im gonna sob #dream i had #unreality #<- just in case??

[boygirlctommy]

SOBS i hate chainsaw man i hate it i hate it

#my post #my brother us making me read the manga and i had to stop dear lord if power dies im quitting for real this time #csm spoilers in the tags -> #I AM GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE #I WAS LITERALLY *JUST* CRYING OVER THE WEIRD-ASS FAMILY THAT IS AKI DENJI AND POWER AND THENEDWM #WEYUGFDAHKSJILWAKSMD #FD #AKI FUCKING DIED???? HE GOT TURNED INTO A GUN DEVIL FIEND AND FUCKING DIED? #THERES NO WAY IN HELL MAKIMA DID NOT DO THAT ON PURPOSE #AND IM ASSUMING ANGEL DEVIL IS DEAD AS WELL? #FAWKKKK #AND LIKE. AUGH THE FUTURE AKI SAW POWER IS GONNA DIE TOOOOOOOOO #I DONT LIKE CSM I DONT I DONT I DONT WANY TO READ THIS ANYMORE IM TOO ATTACHED #THEYRE KILLING MY THREE FAVORITE CHARACTERS #my brother: well denji survives! me: -_- #hes making fun of me like 'ouousouo well you watched death n0te so how is this bad?' FIRST OF ALL i cried at the end of death n0te #so jot that down #SECOND OF ALL this HURTS i jsut wanted them to be happy. i understand why lots of people say aki and angel devil were gay and in love bcus #they 100% were #i just wanted them to have a hppy life GOD AKI GAVE HIS LIFE TO MAKIMA SO DENJI AND POWER COULD BE SAFE #AND NOW MAKIMA IS GOING TO KILL POWER????? #i left off in the middle of the chapter bcus i cant take this anymroe tonight #sigh. thats my csm rant. dorry i just like my silly little families and csm HATES THEM WITH A BURNING PASSION APPARENTLY