#im a superman stan

[writeyourdarlings]

why does “robin” remind me of dick grayson so much i’m sobbing😭

#taylor swift #im convinced she’s a dc stan ok #i mean first superman track #and now robin!! #aya speaks #dick grayson #batfam #nightwing #ttpd #the tortured poets department

[pinkopalina]

and I mentioned that because I really really like Batman the brave and the bold and I think it's a super underrated Batman cartoon and a lot of the times when Batman is narrating the cartoons he'll talk in the first person from his perspective and it makes it feel more like the comics and I feel like they put a lot of care into this adaptation and I really appreciate it and I also think it has one of the best jokers too, I love his design and his mannerisms and his personality and everything and he's just so cute so like I love the show

The only thing I don't like about it (which is a personal preference, not a flaw!) is that I don't really care about other Batman characters and it does so that's great for people who do care about the entire universe they've created but I've literally only seen the Joker episodes because those are the only ones I care about obviously

#like im not a dc stan but i love batman and joker #but I also think it's really cool whenever Batman does pull from other media and they do crossovers and they do like Justice League n stuff #or like really special episodes of Superman with Batman and Joker in them 🥰☺️ #but like yeah.

[buniyaad]

me knowing in my heart that the only way MLM content will truly be free from its rainbow capitalistic urges in DC Comics is when editorial commits to a Jon + Lor = Mon arc bc literally nobody wants it and it can’t be fetishizing the Gays if the two characters have no connection to each other outside of the fact that one’s father is haunted by the other’s grandfather, and the grandfather has canonically abused one of the parties, whereas the other was abused by his father in one universe but dearly loved in the current. Jon + Lor = Mon where their union has nothing to do with each other and everything to do with their families. A love that starts off as duty. A union that shouldn’t even exist to begin with, but must bc Superman isn’t a genocidal freak who’s gonna kill conservative New Kryptonians even if Zod has his blood supremacist tendencies. The only one who HAS to shift gears is Zod, and he probably won’t do it until his wife’s dead and his baby boy is in danger of being murked by the Khunds. Add in the fact that both Lor and Clark COULD one day remember that they were once father and son….. This is how we get to post-postmodernist defetishized MLM writing. Jon + Lor = Mon. Walk with me, cousins.

#jon kent #lor zod #dru zod #superman #general zod #clark kent #yes im making fun of everyone who hates jayjon for being a gay product but am i wrong???? no #stan jon + lor #real talk #dc comics

[cleromancy]

god. saw someone say that bruce is 100% in the right vs jason bc No One Should Ever Kill. you mean the bruce that slit jasons throat and left him in a building wired to explode? that bruce?

#just absolute shit tier takes #also bruce works with confirmed killers like wonder woman and uh fucking Superman #but theyre at least honest about ir #it* #also one time he fucking bricked kgbeast in a flooding vault a la a cask of amontillado #another time he left kgbeast (again) in the middle of a frozen wasteland in a blizzard #but it doesnt count if you have plausible deniability right bruce ('s writers) #and this was allegedly a jason stan?? #im not saying you have to agree with his moral code (esp bc jason tosses it out the window any time he gets upset enough) #but im definitely judging you if you agree with bruce's 100% #(bc bruce is also a massive hypocrite who selectively enforces his moral code except on a much larger scale) #they were also like 'well actually'ing about it #like 'the tragedy of bruce and jason isnt that they both make good points. jason didnt. no one should ever kill. the tragedy is actually #that he died' #you are so boring. you are a boring person who chose the most boring way to interpret that stoey #you are fanon tim drake when written by people who don't get tim drake

[vaguely-smart]

Tal really pulled the biggest uncle move ever and I stab him for it.

It is the obligation of any aunt/uncle to buy their sibling's kids the most obnoxious, annoying gifts that the kids'll love but that will be a nightmare for the adults to deal with.

It's the law and Tal is doing a great job!

#superman and lois #i dont know if this is actually something that other families do #but it definitely happens in mine #true sibling energy #tal rho #tal rho deserves all the country music #also its meant to say i stan him for it but stab is so much funnier so im not fixing that typo

[michaeljoncarter]

god i know "[new character] is just a worse version of [older character]!!" is like the most cliche Annoying Comic Book Nerd complaint you can have, but the extent to which jon is just a shameless mon-el ripoff is insane to me. tom taylor literally owes james robinson money

#nd chris kent too ofc but all the legion stuff.. scream #i realize im one of like 3 mon-el stans on the planet but. jesus christ #m finally reading son of kal-el and it's painful <3 #where is the bloodthirsty dickkory cult he went on that weird twitter rant about a while ago #we need them now more than ever #at least when bendis was shamelessly ripping mon-el's shit off he switched the story up a little #(for the worse in every way but. still) #the entire plot of son of kal-el is just straight up copied from 2009/10 superman #& ive run into at least a couple scenes that are nearly identical to scenes from mon's modern origin retelling #i can't find taylor saying anything about taking inspiration from it anywhere but. girl. there is no way this is an accident lmao? #he owes james robinson MON-EY i am so serious right now

[hip-eponymous-poor-boy]

girl what the fuck is going on over in hollywood???? henry cavill leaving witcher netflix ok i can deal. he was too good for that show anyway lbr. but they FIRED HIM AS SUPERMAN???? after they JUST brought him back??????

someone make it make sense i am actually begging

#henry cavill #my posts #im not even a stan or anything i am just SO. CONFUSED #there is literally no one in the world more muscle-chiseled-all american-dark hair-blue eyes-kind smile-dashing looks than henry cavill #who the fuck else is better fit for superman than him???

[captainicenice]

Kell-El doesn't need a leather jacket to be cooler than Kon-El. He simply is.

#the cooler superman clone #kell el #kon el #kon stans cant anon me how im wrong because this is a sideblog bwahahahahaha #losh

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

I really do need somebody besides James Gunn to realize that if Peacemakers gonna be a good guy he needs to also stop being a bigot.

#even BB2006 still had him be all #you know. #And Im not even counting the Sturges issues because those were just racist #but you know like 'supermans a american' like #I get it hes funny shithead captain america but if hes not gonna be a villain you gotta have him not be casually xenophobic #also yeah as a insane Peacemaker stan it does also bother me that him knowing a bunch of different languages and also not even living in- #the US/not being born in the US seems to be getting phased out #like ok Im fine with him Living There but you know what I mean. Waving my arms around

[curioscurio]

Have u finished losh 2006 yet or are u still watching bc season two………. Still some of the gayest stuff on TV

JUST FINISHED IT AND FELLAS... lads is it gay to be a robot and program a holosuite scenario of you dying dramatically in your crushes arms while being called a hero, then going down a corruption arc and straight up murdering the biggest villain of the season and taking his place only to be called to the side of good once again when said crush goes into ur mind to rescue you by unconditionally believing in your humanity. And you hold him in your arms paralleling the first episode of the season while your crush (fused together with a clone of himself) calls you his hero while completing your narrative arc of your emotions further strengthening your bond to humanity?

Wild that they let Brainy straight up murder Imperiex on what is essentially a children's show but I feel like it helps bridge that gap between Season 2 Brainy and the way they characterized him in Supergirl

ALSO THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK THING THEY DID LMAOOOO i loved it!! Unsurprising though as Wil Wheaton voiced Cosmic Lad haha

Definitely found myself wishing for a crossover episode with Teen Titans, but I guess I gotta go read the comics for that haha 😄

#after being mostly a fan of marvel a lot of my life i watch a few seasons of supergirl and suddenly im a dc stan #also big boromir vibes AHAHHAHA has a corruption arc dies in the arms of your hero #i am looking respectfully #i wonder if i need to tag this as spoilers #losh spoilers #losh #also looks at wil wheaton looks at data looks at brainy looks back at data looks back at brainy boring holes into wils head #sorry im a sucker for robots having human feelings trope #also im rambling some more but i really do think brainy goes through some amazing character development in supergirl #emotionally that is #i love brainy x nia endgame but also the guy has a Type tm and its superman #i think he gets with kara at some point but im ignoring it unless its the universe where brainy is a girl and is wives with kara which is #aparently cannon. cannon that the director dox female brainys wife was kara in that universe #anyway what a fun and fucked up little guy he is. im putting him in my jar of characters i think are cool #not that kind of jar you understand. thats a different jar #long post

[arosetolivefor]

ah film people are the worst

#i always forget... #of course this is an exaggeration. but if u see a uquiz about films just stay away #in fact stay away from film people. being a dc fan on twitter showed and shows me imbeciles everyday #imagine if music fans (not stans or pop or kpop fans or whatever the fuck) were like that... jesus CHRIST im lucky in that aspect #anyway i wrote this because i was making a uquiz that said that Man of Steel was overrated #a film that is constantly hated for not being like a superman film released in the seventies #that poor character is stuck in the past bc of boring conservative motherfuckers

[frownyalfred]

im a steph stan and that hc about clark coming when they call destroys me on such a base level when applied to steph. as in, superman considers her family enough to come if she calls. she's worthy of that honor. smth about that fucks me up in the head in the best way

It's such a great reminder of Superman's love and hope. I like to think that even when they've fought, when they haven't spoken, Bruce still knows he can call for Clark. One day maybe he even hesitates, because he isn't sure if Clark will be listening. If Clark wants to listen.

(but Clark has memorized Bruce and his children's heartbeats, and he can't just forget them, even if he tried. something something Kryptonian instincts)

#asks #clark kent #superman #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

Actually so fucking fr crying writing the dialogue between Stan and his AA sponsor like the everything about this man. He’s so damn cool. He’s like 60 years old, doesn’t know how technology works, knows Stan super well and how he operates, the older crew at their chapter calls Stan Superman which is probably the most adorable headcanon I’ve ever come up with, Moose is keeping Stan company while Kyle picks up his prescription, MAN IM READY TO FINISH THIS AND DROP IT BUT THERES SO MUCH I WANNA PUT IN

#one of the best decisions I’ve made is breaking Stan’s ribs in BBFA2 not only bc that’s what drove them to figure out abt tweek #but also bc now I get to delve into Stan’s aa crew in a Bedtime Story #bruh #south park #lmm voice: look at my son #sober Stan my beloved #king shit #my shit #Bedtime Stories With PCE

[lol-jackles]

It’s an honest question no trolling at all , I’m just wondering were you ever a fan of jensen ?

when did you realize that you dislike him why did you become his anti ?

same goes with jared and gen , why did you choose to be their fan ? I know when we love someone we never see their flaws same goes when we hate someone we never see anything good about them.

when did it all start for you?

I don't dislike any actors, they don't bother me, even the dumbass ones. For example, I think Mark Sheppard's political opinions are wrong and garbage, but that never gets in the way of me enjoying the characters he plays or his public persona. Jensen's lack of business acumen entertains me, it's not the same as disliking him. It is his stans, the Ackles Army, that I dislike. I have a rather long history with the AAs going back to IMDb and Television without Pity 's defunct message boards. The Soap Opera fandom tried to warn us about the AAs ahead of Supernatural's debut, and boy were they right!

I love comic book superheroes and Supernatural was the precursor to the superhero movies and tv shows saturating the big and small screens for the past 15 years. I participated in several superhero discussion boards and stupidly went to the SPN IMDb boards. Big mistake, it was run by Ackles Army and their protégées, the Destiel hellers. When I corrected their misconception about the show, like first billings, rules of protagonist, and superhero themes, they completely lost their shit, to put it lightly. The board moderators allowed AAs to abuse others with "they had a difficult childhood" excuse. Whatever, so I left. Boy that pissed off the AAs even more because to them indifference was far worse than hate. They chased me all over IMDb boards (Superman Return, The 300s, Hellboy, The Other Boleyn Girl, Dark Knight, Noah, and Black Swan) while relentlessly shrieking,  “IM TRIGGERED YOURE TRIGGERING ME I’M TRIGGERD DON’T YOU DARE IGNORE ME WHILE I’M TRIGGERED DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I'M TRIGGERED WHY ARE YOU TRIGGERING ME!”.   In the midst of their triggered meltdowns, AAs accuse everybody who are not hate-bashing Sam/Jared 24/7 as “Jared stans”, even normal Dean girls and nice Destiel shippers and chased them and Sasm girls off the IMDb board, and when IMDB got rid of the boards, the homeless AAs ran to SPN_gossip and Tumblr.

If you haven't guessed by now, half the reason this blog exist is to annoy the AAs now that they no longer have moderators covering their flat entitled asses.

As for Jared and Gen, they don't annoy me, not even Gen's occasional performative social activist shticks because it's not obnoxious. They don't look like they're trying hard whenever they're together in front of the screen or on stage, their interactions run more natural with genuine vibe.

[woozten-x]

#. 𝘼𝙨 𝘿𝙖𝙮𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨 | 𝙉𝘾𝙏 127

‹3 im really tired to find gifs so have boyfriend material photos of them

[ ; M.List including other Neos! ]

─ Context: NCT 127 were invited to a daycare to become volunteers on taking care of the children! It was quite an experience for each individual, but it was one where all of them clung onto this day as an endearing memory.

─ Genre: Headcanons, Humor, Wholesome/Fluffy

─ Length: 8 SHORT bullet points for each member!

❒ a/n: needed to work on a small project to prevent a burnout :,) felt a bit iffy with my writing lately, so i decided to work on this for some humor and just more relaxed writing. hopefully, you enjoyed this as much as i wrote it! this one was definitely fun to write!! this was mainly inspired by the kindergarten teacher videos with jungwoo, taeyong and jaehyun + return of the superman since i was watching some clips of it  ₍ᐢ‥ᐢ₎

!! Taeil .

Don’t get him wrong, he doesn’t mind kids but damn is he so awkward when he is around them; it doesn’t exactly help that he is a quiet guy who does his own thing and just goes along with the flow of chaos with the others

Awkwardly standing around with kids staring into his soul, expecting him to do a trick like he is some animal of a circus

He does get over it EVENTUALLY, but he is usually sticking around with the others to make up for his quiet nature

He definitely had fun playing “House” and literally sitting in the fake kitchen play area, chopping up fake veggies and serving the kids fake food; suddenly, all girls (and some boys) are falling for him and asking for his hand in marriage

The househusband that all the wives in the house roleplay wanted and would drag him around, telling him to clean, cook, etc. because kids can be bossy

Ofc he does whatever they do to please them because he doesn’t want to get on their bad side

Honestly, his favorite part of being a helper was during reading time and he was the one telling the story while two members (spoiler alert it was Doyoung and Taeyong) re-enacted the story of the tortoise and the hare - we already know whos who

Bonus: Was hyped up by the members to sing for the kids and the kids are hyping him up also. He ends up belting a note from 2 baddies like the iconic main vocalist he is, and everyone is cheering. The kids absolutely love him and they instantly asked him to read the stories instead because they all became taeil stans for his voice <3

!! Johnny .

Not awkward but he definitely intimidated a few kids by accident. He didn’t even do anything, but maybe breathed wrong in their way or something

Started fake crying with a kid who ended up in tears for no reason and made a disgusted face when some kids showed off the beetles they caught; honestly, he let his intrusive thoughts win there he didn’t mean any harm

This 6”1 ft. man for some reason has the tendency to fit himself in every child toy (especially the bike) and endanger all his limbs with a cursing ache of regret; he definitely almost broke one of the toys after sitting his ass down and trying to ride it properly

VERY popular with the boys, they just love how chill he was especially when they started playing hide and seek or the monster has been released to chase them; he is a trooper for keeping up with their energy

Laid on the floor once to relax, but then these kids came up to him and climbed on him like he was a new installment of a rock climbing wall

Piggybacks for the kids and an aching back at the end of the day tbh

Served lunch for the kids and looked at the lunch to only comment that these kids eat better than all american schools combined he is right

Bonus: Had to comfort a little one, who got hurt, because they instantly went to Johnny in tears. “I got a boo boo!” The little one cries out and Johnny is cooing back, “You got a boo boo?! Let me see!” and he is opening his arms for the little one to approach him with tears and grabby hands. Took the time to clean up the little scrape and carry the little one around in his arms to cheer them up <3

!! Taeyong .

We all know Taeyong is a father of 22 children, this is not a hard job for him; in fact, he is incredibly gentle and is the most favored by the children because of his encouraging attitude

Looks incredibly tiny in the kid seats, but honestly he is sitting like a shrimp and he knows damn well his back is at risk at that very moment

He listens to whatever the teachers at the daycare say, encouraging all little ones to listen and he would help them if they needed it; crayons missing? someone spilled milk on the table? He is already there with a new pack and ready with paper towels and a spray

His lap? The kids think it’s a free real estate and are climbing on him for attention

EVERY child is looking up to him for his praise because he is always saying the nicest things to give these children a ego

But, he isn’t afraid to be strict sometimes - he is incredibly aware of his surroundings and he definitely stopped two kids from fighting one another for the last animal cracker

Had taught a group of children the 2 baddies dance challenge and taught them to say “2 baddies 2 baddies 1 porsche!” and honestly he led a cult of children to say that very thing; he prays that baddies is not a bad word though after reality hit him

Bonus: Was given so many gifts like flowers and pieces of fruits or crackers from kids, he definitely placed a flower behind his ear while eating like a king. Suddenly, every child is telling him all their dreams while offering whatever they can provide to Taeyong like he is some God - that’s okay though. Taeyong loved the fact that he was a favorite <3

!! Yuta .

He lied to the members before that he stayed in a daycare overnight because he fell asleep for so long that he got locked up in there (this is an unconfirmed fact)

Another quiet one, but he isn’t standing around - he is smiling at every child making eye contact with him because he finds them so cute

Can’t contain the cuteness so he would squish/pinch their cheeks lightly and pat their head, as some form of affection given towards them

Popular with the quiet kids that sit at the table to draw or read because he joined the table to draw himself; kids drawing are definitely asking him what he’s drawing and watching him draw

Told the children that Mark is spiderman and he has amazing reflexes, and is the most talented member on the team

Saw a kid eat crayons and panicked, telling them not to eat that and giving them paper instead like that's going to help the child’s gluttonous appetite

A lot of the kids showed off their drawings to him and he is asking if he could have some of them; at the end of the day, he has a handful of drawings in one hand and possibly remembered every little one’s names and faces by the end of it

Bonus: when playing outside, he played soccer with the kids; he is very popular with the soccer kids and they are asking why he became an idol instead of a soccer player - at some point of time, one of them even said he could have been the next Messi/Ronaldo and Yuta said that he wouldn’t have met the other members if he wasn’t an idol <3

!! Doyoung .

Tried to compete against Taeyong on who would be a favorite, but he ended up getting tired after a few interactions

Had his eyes set on the bean bag in the reading area right when he entered the room; he instantly bee-lined towards it to just sit and relax. Obviously, nothing goes his way because he is Kim Doyoung of NCT - Johnny, Haechan and some children came to bother him

Taeyong told the children that he is a bunny and they all suddenly started drawing bunnies for him and giving the bunny plushies lying around the room to him; some child definitely asked if he would dress up judy hopps for halloween, and he realized that this was taeyong’s plan all along

Had stepped and sat on a stray lego during his time helping and he nearly cursed in front of these kids, and Haechan told the teacher about it

He had so much fun during music time and showed off his singing, and he even led the children in singing some nursery rhymes; a lot of the kids said they liked his voice a lot - doyoung got flustered because kids are the most honest when giving feedback after all

Had to stop the kid from eating paper that yuta gave and fed the kid some actual food; he ended up spoon feeding this kid for a duration of time until the little one felt full

Taeyong was eating all the sweets and Doyoung had to stop him or the kids will end up with no cookies because of him

Bonus: one of the children loved his singing so much and wanted him to sing a lullaby for them during nap time. Doyoung didn’t want to disturb anyone else, so he would lay in the corner next to the little one, softly humming them to sleep - it worked! they drifted off into slumber and Doyoung was on the verge of the tears from how touched he was <3

!! Jaehyun .

A young prince that every princess/prince in the room had fallen for once they laid eyes on him

Every tiara/crown is put on his head, he definitely had to play along with some roleplays of being a prince; it’s okay, he acted for Dear.M he’s been prepared for this moment - but in reality, he broke character a few times

Jungwoo and the children LOVE poking his dimples and for some odd reason, the kids think his coconut head hair is very soft and would touch it also

Had a kid fallen asleep on his lap and he couldn’t move for like 2 hours. He lost all feeling in his legs for some time

The kids who had the fake makeup toys ended up putting makeup on him, he somehow looked cute despite how horrific the attempts were

Got too competitive during a game when playing outside, and literally had to be told to “lose points purposely” because the kids were losing hope each time he scored

Hung out with the chill kids watching spongebob in some part of the room, laughing along with the kids whenever something funny occurred because spongebob remains to be funny no matter what age

Bonus: Was mistaken as a rapper and a teenage boy. He played a little game of kids guessing his real age and real position in the group, and many of the kids were betrayed when he revealed the truth - honestly, one kid said that they would like to marry him in the future and Jaehyun could only laugh <3

!! Jungwoo .

Young prince 2.0 that everyone seemed to fall for also, but in comparison to Jaehyun - he is the cutesy prince

Did cute faces and stuff for the kids, the kids seeming to LOVE how his cheeks are so fluffy and would play with his hair also

Had tea parties with the children and he is clanking tea cups together with the princesses/princes with Jaehyun’s makeup-filled face

Nearly spat out his tea it’s actually water when he saw Jaehyun’s face and took selfies with him because it was “beautiful”

Did great impersonations of cartoon characters (especially spongebob) and animal impersonations; the children LOVED them and would always ask him to intimidate any of those things

Him and Haechan ended up becoming tickle monsters for a game and all the kids teamed up to fight back by tickling them back

Showed off his terrific, fluent english skills after Johnny showed off his to the kids; all the children were so wowed by his english and was voted the most fluent than the person who was born in america

Bonus: Was playing with a pencil and it accidentally flew across the room to hit a kid in the head with it. Nearly shits himself and bowed in all fours towards the child, begging for forgiveness like the child would have gotten a concussion by his accidental murder attempt - the little one forgave him though by giving him a piece of a cookie <3

!! Mark .

You think he would have some skills after taking care of Dreamies for most of his life, but honestly he is struggling to even talk to one kid without it being awkward

Stayed near Yuta, Johnny or Haechan to feel more comfortable; he asks the kids’ questions and then an awkward silence by skz would happen after he says “Oh really? That’s so cool!”

After Yuta told the kids that he was spiderman, he is laughing uneasily because how could he prove that - he tries playing along by “he’s lying!” and the kids go “You are trying to keep it a secret!”

Some kids threw things at Mark to test his reflexes and he caught every single one despite his panic, the kids are so amazed

Ends up attracting all the Spiderman fans, they even asked for his autograph and they told him about them being mean to their parents one day by accident, stealing a toy from another kid’s, etc.; honestly, mark just says “With great power comes great responsibility” because he has nothing else to say

Saw two kids fighting and did nothing to stop it, but only watch to say “o-oh my god” when one of them got hit so hard to end up in tears

Played basketball with Jaehyun with some of the kids outside and he pulled another “this one's for you czennies” but instead it's for the children at the daycare; did he make it? I think you and I know very well of the outcome

Bonus: During storytime, he was invested as the children. The reenactment of the story made his tummy hurt and you know that cute gasp he seems to always do whenever he is feeling dramatic? His gasp echoes among the children and he is clapping along like he is one of the children that 127 volunteered to help <3

!! Haechan .

Is the youngest in 127, middle child in DREAM, and oldest in his actual family; does he have some experience with children? Not really since his mom definitely babied him and Dreamies are a different breed of children

Had called his mom for advice on how to act with the kids at the ages of 4-5 and was told to be himself and be fun! Mama bear encouraged him to be their “Haechan”; ofc our Full Sun of NCT did just that and became a favorite by the children

Joined the 2 baddies 2 baddies 1 porsche cult, dancing along with the little ones while screaming out the godforsaken lyrics i love 2 baddies dont misunderstand

Told one of the kids he used to dance ballet and the ballet kids challenged him, and he ended up wearing a tutu when dancing with them

Shared the kimchi jjigae rap by Mark to the kids during lunchtime, Mark heard it across the room and definitely got up to commit violence against the number one fan of the kimchi stew rap; taeyong had to break them up tho

Forced Doyoung to act cute to the kids because if he doesn’t, the kids would be sad…Even mentioned TY track in front of Taeyong’s animal crackers and Taeyong passively aggressively laughed while aggressively patting Haechan on the back

Even played tag with some of the kids and got scolded by the teacher because it was a dangerous game for the kids, but it's okay the kids cheered him up when he became sulky

Bonus: He lost all energy when nap time happened, and he ended up falling asleep. He laid next to a little one, who seemed to enjoy his company and curled up beside him like a small bear cub; by the time Haechan woke up, small fingers were holding onto his fingers and he had to stay still until the little one woken up <3

#NCT #nct scenarios #nct headcanons #NCT 127 #nct 127 headcanons #nct 127 scenarios #nct fluff #nct 127 fluff #nct mark #nct johnny #nct taeil #nct taeyong #nct yuta #nct haechan #nct doyoung #nct jungwoo #nct jaehyun #taeil #taeyong #johnny #mark #yuta #haechan #doyoung #jaehyun #jungwoo

[bruciemilf]

I was thinking about your streamer au and since bruce is in the cave and the theres bats but they mostly stay on the ceiling, they make noise here and there so people think Bruce listens to bat noises on a regular (it adds to his mystery) and they start sending him bat noise audios they find that they think he’d enjoy. Also thinking about it being in the cave would there be times where Bruce turned the camera to the side or something and everyone’s customers are just on full display. Also on another note the batkids definitely block the Bruce Wayne tag after he posts a new stream so they don’t get flooded with thirst traps.

IM - YES??? and you just KNOW bruce is enough of a dummy to do that too, lol. That's how the " Bruce is actually a hyperfanatic batman stan" theory gets out, and Bruce has to more or less CONFIRM IT NOW which Alfred finds absolutely hilarious

Just imagine Bruce, eyes pale and dead, in the most monotone voice, doing a Batcave tour. "And , - that's not the REAL batmobile. Which - why would It be? God, I'm such a nerd. "

AND PLEEEEEEASE NOT THE THIRST TRAPS - they're all accidental too. Like, Bruce could be stretching out his numb arms after playing for a hellish amount of time, " But I have to be quiet because Alfred thinks I'm asleep,-" and the chat is just going ARMS ARMS ARMS ARMS CHOKE ME CHOKE ME NOW

Or God forbid Bruce wears a tank top (a superman one...suspiciously big...) and he's positioned in a certain angle, because then it'd show off a bit of his pecks and then itd be TITS! TITS ON MY FACE! TITS NOW!

He always blushes so much when it happens. It just FEEDS into the storms of fancams. His children are SO tired they just want to enjoy their dads voice and succumb to a gentle grave of nostalgia is that too much to ask for?!?!?!

#asks #streamer au #bruce wayne #batman #moots!!! #your brain is so big bestie