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irlmumrik · 3 months

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text from my friend that I think is incredibly funny

#txt #snufmin #she doesn't have a tmblr but if ur reading this hi ily! 👋

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buglaur · 1 year

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calloway family reunion ✧

#ts4 #sims 4 #I HAD A BLAST DOING THIS #the amount of lore i have for these guys swimming around in my head #too bad i don't know how to logically get it out of my brain #i'm gone now though bye see you in march #unless i spontaneously drop out of school because i can't take this much longer #will answer asks when i get back sorry to keep u waiting #ily 👋#also #top row cillian and cathal you know them #row 2 felicity daithí's daughter and margot felicity's mother #row 3 the twins aunt róisín and their sister who's name i can't remember i'm so sorry LMAO #and finally their mom muireann i LOVE HER #i would like to do a part 2 with the dad n uncles and the twin's other sisters #but they don't fit the prompts and i don't have time!!!#i also really want to make a family tree but plumtree sucks #gonna have to just make one in photoshop #ts4 cas #goodnight it's almost 1am

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leezuhh · 3 months

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mannnn i can't even complain about irl shit anymore on here bc now one of my housemates is following me 😭😭

#hi 👋👋👋 if ur reading this ily it wasn't a complaint about you #liza post

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butchmarner · 1 month

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being a Leafs fan is disgusting chose your hockey team better you sad ontarioan

You're right😭😭😭😭😭

#i didnt choose the leafs the leafs chose me....#also hi babe 👋 youre hilarious ily

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dogwise · 10 months

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yall! i only work three and a half hours today! then twelve hours of paid time off!

#FIRST PTO FIRST PAID HOLIDAY #❤️🫶⁉️👋🫶#expect me to be annoying today im sorry ily

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deadsh33p · 2 years

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I genuinely believe IDW and Rise Mikey s are the best versions of the character. They feel much more than just comic relief.

#i enjoy 2012 btw! no hate. but somtimes he acts a way... makes me so mad #havent watched much of 2003 (planning to tho) but i think he's still better than 2012??#though what theyre missing is empathy. i think.#IDW and Rise makes mikey so SO much more of a cinnamon roll without making it feel forced #ily IDW mikey #i love him because he cares so much he is such a good guy #same with Rise mikey!!#also ik 2003 and 2012 are old shows so this doesnt count as critic but... the way Mikey talks in these shows LMAO #same with the masterpiece that Batman vs TMNT unironically is #OMG THE WAY HE TALKS UGHHH SHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAG #i mean ig thwre are teenagers that talk like this but ive NEVER SEEN ONE #i cant explain how he talks but i think you guys know what i mean #like the🤙🤙DUUDE WHA🧍👉👋✌way lmao #idk he sounds so dumb wished i could STRANGLE him

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sibelin · 1 year

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Went through all my archives. Deleted lots of things. You won't get anything else about me.

#mutuals who sent me a message or replied ily #i'll be over discord for a while #and i wont post again abt my life.#bye see ya when i'll feel like it 👋

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vvindication · 1 year

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gracias por las marcas de verificación Jinx @luzublogs ^_^ 💖 !! here's your guy, I hope I did him justice for you !!

#vvinwork #karmaland #luzuvlogs #HII KARMALANDERS 👋#I cant participate cause of the language barrier but ily from afar my friends of a friend !!#dudeee tumblr ate the quality on this so bad 😭 its 1000 x 2000

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vagabond-umlaut · 10 months

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I GIVE UP. I ADMIT DEFEAT TO U PASI 🛐🛐🛐

@nkogneatho

#I'M NOT POSTING THAT SUKUNA SLANDER BTW #I DON'T WANNA TAINT MY LOVE FOR HIM WITH THAT #U R INVINCIBLE NO JOKE GIRL. ILY 💘💘💘#kit interacts 👋

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mar-the-magician · 2 years

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Hi, this is just a friendly reminder to use chapstick and moisturizer after you take your makeup off, especially if you used a makeup wipe to do so

#and by friendly i mean if you don’t do so #i will come to your house and slap it on your pretty face myself #👋#take care of yourself #you piece of shit #ily

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coldreads · 2 years

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send memes or else

#OOC.#lmaoo ily all!! thanks for following me! 👋 @ all the new people

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theonlyadawong · 17 days

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back to canceled ada bc i think it's hilarious

#speakerphone!#bye ella stopmotion. ily 👋

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p1utofairy · 7 months

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PAC: “cause every little thing that we do, should be between me & you.” 🕯️💭✨

• what are your person’s dirty thoughts about you?

disclaimer ✩: 18+ mature themes. thank y'all for 1K omg <3 y’all really fw with lil ol’ me?! ily ily ily. 🥹 here’s a lil sumn sumn to celebrate. 🥂 p.s. take what resonates, leave what doesn’t. enjoy!

pile 1 ⭐️ —

“you don't need me, please believe me. this ain't easy, you know i've been feindin'. let me unleash my demons on you.”

“innocent” is what i’m hearing pile 1. your person will underestimate just how much of a hold you have on them lol initially they’ll think that you’re more of the submissive type, but oh are they in for a treat! you hold your cards close to your chest, so it’ll surprise them when this other side of you comes to the surface. i’m hearing “classy in the streets but a freak in the sheets” LOLLL. oh i’m also picking up that some of you may be inexperienced (or may not have as much sexual experience as them) but it won’t come off that way to them...they’ll just think that you’re playing coy and teasing them. your person will be eye-fucking you a lot, i can see them sitting across from you just looking you up and down…locking in on your legs — they’ll really love your legs. “you’re just too good to be true, can’t take my eyes off of you. you’d be like heaven to touch.” just started playing in my mind. awww your person is very sensual 😩 and as much as they want to have you…they’ll be patient. they want to make sure you feel comfortable. all i need by lloyd just came to mind, “get up on it. i’m so horny and i want it. so get up on this, get up on the dick.” LMFAOOOO ik i said they'll be patient but i’m ngl they'll be internally tussling with themselves because they’re used to just getting what they want and people falling for them at the drop of a dime, but you make them work hard for it. i can see you two having a heavy make-out session before they drop you off home and then you pull away and you're like BYE 😘👋☺️ and they'll just be sitting there with their mind racing a mile per minute like FUCK?????? lmfaooooooooooo my gosh you will rile them up so bad pile 1. i feel like there will be a height difference between you two or an age gap. they could be older than you! you give them butterflies <3 they think they’re making you soo nervous/giddy inside (and they are) but you hide it a little better than they do. after every interaction with them you’ll feel all mushy inside hehe and you’ll be able to tell that you make them nervous. they’re just blown away by how beautiful, hot and how well-put together you are. i can see you talking and they’re just watching your mouth move like 👁️👁️ LMFAOOO bye pile 1. they’re feenin’ for you.

pile 2 🪡 —

“i just wanna live in a fantasy. i think we deserve it, right? top all the memories. i’ve ever made in my life.”

oouu this is my pile that doesn't take shit from nobody, okayyyy! hi pile 2 welcome to your reading <3 i can already tell that your person loves how you carry yourself. you do not allow many people to have access to you, and when you do, people can’t help but feel special inside because you have such a ✨big✨ presence. you may not take your person very serious at first. they have youthful/playful energy while you have a very disciplined and mature demeanor. that’s what will make them so attracted to you; how you're always on your shit…there's no cutting corners with you, you do not have time for the games and they will respect that. there's something about your lips that they love. you might have a defined cupid’s bow like rihanna or maybe they just like how cute and soft they are; especially after they just got done kissing you. i see them teasing you and slightly biting your bottom lip after they pull away from the kiss 🥵 ugh don’t count them out pile 2. they might have youthful energy but they're a pro when it comes to seduction lol you both are similar in a sense — you both want something serious and passionate with a hint of playfulness. they'll loveeeee watching you get ready! like i can see you standing in front of a mirror, in a rush to make yourself look presentable and they're just laying back on the bed…giving you the look. just ready to POUNCE. whew pile 2! this person’s love language might also be physical touch, cause they’ll be fighting the urge to squeeze your ass or constantly have their hand on your lower back. you’ll secretly love all their physical affection though hehe.

pile 3 🔪 —

“out of breath, take it slow. i wanna feel it in my soul. yeah, i know you love it when i’m on top. gotta keep it going, baby. don’t stop.”

heyyyy pile 3 🤗 i’m immediately hearing that you have a way with words. you know exactly what buttons to push to get your person aroused mhm! your person knows your worth just as much as you do, they’ll put you on a pedestal and treat you with so much care and devotion. they may have a worship kink? i see a bedroom setting — lightly-dimmed, candles lit, red rose petals on the floor and they’re slowly taking your shoes off for you…their hands trailing up your bare legs slowly 🥵 OKAYYYY pile 3! the sexual attraction is strong in this one wow. that scene from the wolf of wall street where naomi (margot robbie) and jordan (leo dicaprio) are on a date and naomi is giving him the fuck me eyes while saying “aren’t you married?” is coming to mind. now i don’t feel like there’s any third parties/cheating involved…you two just might be into role-playing. like i can see them booking a spontaneous getaway trip for the two of you & y’all just slut each other out and explore each other’s wildest fantasies the whole time 🤭 you both know how and what will make the other person tick; i can see them teasing you a lot in public. a lot of dirty talk in your ear, hand on the back of your neck gently squeezing and kisses. they were never really like this in their previous relationship(s) but you bring out a whole different side of them. agora hills by doja cat just started playing, “kissing and hope they caught us, whether they like or not. i wanna show you off. i wanna show you off.” THEY REALLY DO, PILE 3. they can't believe they bagged you…every-time they look at you they’re in awe.

#pac #pick a pile #pick a card #love pac #love reading #intuitive reading #pick a card reading #tarot #tarot pac #tarot reading #pac reading #energy reading #p1utofairy

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kika-writes · 9 days

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deunk ib love - l.n + o.p

Warnings: alcohol, death jokes, sex jokes

Pairing: Lando Norris x Oscar Piastri x fem!reader

Summary: Silly Lando gets drunk

3:12pm

Lan 🧡: guys 🗣️🗣️

Osc: 👋

Y/N: oh god, u only use 🗣️ when you’re gonna announce u spent 8 grand on hair products

Lan 🧡: urmmmm, ur so rude y/n, no one likes u

Y/N: yeah well I’m dating two ppl rn so pattern up norris

Lan 🧡: nah

Osc: lando, now’s the time to say “sorry ily, imma buy u Starbucks”

Lan 🧡: I’ll poison it

Y/N: I’ll drink it angel cakes 💀

Osc: girl-

Lan 🧡: I’m gonna take ur ability to walk

Y/N: what u gonna do, hump my leg

Osc: mate y’all stop bickering pls

Lan 🧡: dearest Oscar jack piastri, you have been formally invited to the “I FRICKIN HATE Y/N CLUB 🗣️”. Would you like to accept?

Y/N: 💔💔💔

Osc: I humbly request you to shut the FUCK up

Lan 🧡: that’s to 😔😔 only alcohol can save my heart 😢

Y/N: pls remind me to never have kids with that

Osc: oh please, I’d remind you with my own sanity in mind at first

8:56pm

Lan 🧡: ew y/n ur fsce is nto giving

Y/N: eat dirt bitch

Osc: no pls not again

Lan 🧡: LOIK I DIFNT EVNE SAY ANTHIN AMD SEH STARTS HSVING A GO AT MR

Y/N: @osc hé sound drunk to u or drunk drunk

Osc: dude he sound wasted 😍

Lan 🧡: YESH IM WSTED. WASTED MY TIEM ON YUO

Osc: cool

Y/N: make it stop talking

Osc: LMFAO “IT”

Lan 🧡: FYM I AM NOT AN IT

Osc: Lando what does fym mean to u?

Lan 🧡: FUCK UR MUM

Y/N: 😨😨😨😨

Osc: someone make him shut up

Y/N: ur the one with the mouth-stopped attached between ur legs

Osc: oh yeah lando come upstairs

Lan 🧡: NO UR GNNA FUKC ME 😡😡😡😡

Osc: that’s the idea yes

Lan 🧡: 😁😁😁 coming

Y/N: odd cretin am I right

Lan 🧡: OR SHLD I SYA

Osc: don’t u even fuckign think about it u little brunette bastard

Lan 🧡: IM CUMMING 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Y/N: …

Lan 🧡: LOOOOOOL 😂😂😂😅😅😅😂🤣🤣🥲🤣😂😂😊😊😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🥲🤣😂🤣🥲🤣🤣🤣🥲🤣🥲🥲

Osc: my boner just deflated.

Lan 🧡: sit on my face 😍😍😍

#lando norris #lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris x you #lando norris smut #lando x reader #oscar piastri x fem!reader #oscar piastri x y/n #oscar piastri x you #oscar piastri #landoscad fanfic #landoscar fanfic #landoscar x reader #landoscar

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lecl4 · 9 months

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Hiii!! Could I request a neymar jr smau?? One where the reader is an f1 driver and they reveal their relationship???

silly season — social media au

summary. one announcement that f1 fans (& football fans) did not see coming during the summer break warnings. none ? pairing. neymar jr x fem!driver!reader

22 july 2023.

paddocknws

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paddocknws neymar jr is present for qualifying today in hungary. this is his seventh appearance in the paddock this season!

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vettelswdc the redbull in his hands, i know what he is!!

purples.ector atp just let him drive a car

formularbr he gotta give me one of his paddock passes i’m begging

yourusername

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yourusername p2 for tomorrow’s race. let’s make the most of it!💪🏼💙

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racinggp p2 in the fastest car🤣🤣 skill issue

↳ strgirly/n just shut up already

simplylovely y/n and max are gonna be dominating f1 for like 20 years straight

hamiltonation lewis on pole, you ain’t getting that win my friend

fstpitstop world championship incoming

23 july 2022

yourusername

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yourusername not the result we wanted but regardless we move on to the last race before the break and work hard for a better result. congrats to max on the win and to the team for breaking a new record :)

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artd€co better luck next time!

swiftstappen rooting for youuu <33

redsandbulls dropped to p2 in the championship😔

↳ fstnfurious still lots to play for, don’t worry, she’s getting that trophy.

24 july 2023.

yourusername

liked by neymarjr, carmenmmundt and 773,982 others

yourusername on our way to spa!!🇧🇪

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parcf.rme i need all of them so bad

↳ dutchlion3 not you being horny on main lmfao

ha44ertime can’t believe the honey badgers back

paddocknws

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paddocknws neymar is in the belgian paddock!!

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ncymars bro has a 75% attendance rate

msnfavs hamilton & neymar >>

onlynorris he’s so real for that, if i had the money i would go to every single race fr

29 july 2023.

yourusername

liked by lissiemackintosh, maxverstappen1 and 976,281 others

yourusername 1-2 !! another great weekend for the team, this streak will resume in august but for now i’ll be enjoying the summer break. thanks for the support belgian fans, you were awesome💙

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racingblue STARGIRL

lissiemackintosh going into a well deserved break!

↳ yourusername ily💞

y/nsgirlf racing queen

neymarjr