#ill be the punchline

[sweetmapple]

Even archangels have disappointing pizza roll nights

#ultrakill #gabriel #gabriel ultrakill #bro is going through it #if hes not in the 7th layer Ill cry #need him naow #I have no explanation as to why i drew this #the spirit of V2 possessed me #if there isnt actually a punchline pretend there is #metal render study #anatomy study #lighting study

[clock-06]

Chronic illness is thinking something you do or experience is entirely and totally normal and then you make a joke about it to someone and they switch the conversation around into a very serious tone and you’re sitting there because now the interaction isn’t the funny haha it was meant to be and you now have to face that there is probably more things than you thought going horribly wrong in your body

#disabled #chronic pain #chronic illness #heds #chronic fatigue #autism #hypermobile eds #and you just sit there in awkward silence #like. this was not what I meant. #this was not the punchline I indented #this is just a punch to my mental health

[froot-batty]

Part 1

Finally !! Punchline origin time !!

I've been wanting to talk about her for a bit, but I wanted to make her intro a little fun, since she's an important little lady. I'm sick right now though so I couldn't do anything too crazy, unfortunately. ANYWAY !

So, if you remember in Joker's origin how I mentioned that she had a daughter that was eventually taken by CPS - Alexis Kaye is that daughter! So in my AU, Punchline isn't a weird Harley Quinn replacement, but actually the kid of the Joker who DESPERATELY wants her parent's attention and praise. Even if that parent is a supercriminal

Alex grew up in Gotham, being adopted by a family pretty quick since she was still really young. Her parents attempted to give her a stable life and their affection, but there was always that lingering fear that she might turn out like the Joker. They shared the same blood - and even looked incredibly similar - there was always the chance. It made them a little scared of her, and that wasn't helped by the fact that Alex could still remember her mother

In fact, Alex was determined to know more about the Joker. She absorbed any and all information she could get her hands on, trying to connect the dots between the person she knew and the person committing these crimes. Her obsession with the Joker would interfere with her life, her schoolwork, her jobs; anything and everything that could have led her down a better, normal path. Eventually, she wondered what would happen if she went and met the Joker. Alex was acutely aware that her parents could never full accept her - maybe her biological parent would be more accepting?

Obviously, he wasn't. After being jumped by the members of Joker's gang, teleported down into a basement, and finally face-to-face with her mother for the first time in nearly two decades, the only thing Alex wants is for the Joker to hear her out. Except, he seems to completely deny the idea that he could even have any children out there

Nevermind the fact that Alex did a DNA test, just in case, and they're 100%, without a doubt, related. The Joker wants nothing to do with her, unless she's willing to work for her

And so, out of desperation, Alex agrees. She'll be Punchline if it means she'll get a hint of the love she felt when she was a kid. She'll kill, and maim, and destroy, and she'll do it with a smile!

(Here's the first of Punchline's refs ;) )

#DC are a bunch of cowards #ILL give punchline depth if they wont #frootverse #alexis kaye #punchline #the joker #rogue design #batman #rogues gallery #my art

[todayisafridaynight]

(survive) bar night

#spoilers #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza like a drago #y7 #daigo dojima #osamu kashiwagi #kiryu kazuma #ryuji goda #snap sketches #alt punchline is daigo waiting for mine to walk through the door but alas. ill cry about it later #also i miss drawing ryuji esp in his lil takoyaki uniform

[lektricfergus]

if you reblog the stranger things long covid joke that also calls something A Delusion onto my dash i will block you lol

#that shit isn’t funny #i don’t care about stranger things but like #it’s a shitty thing to reduce a serious chronic illness to a punchline in that way #source: i have long covid #also it’s a one-two hit bc it ALSO makes a delusions joke #get fucking real guys

[bleekay]

you cannot make a joke post on tumblr

#i get it the setup was dark #but that’s why the punchline was so so so stupid #so many people super focused on answering fr and tagging with personal shit #guys we’re all mentally ill here i know #but read the room just a little bit 😭 #ghost piranha sweep 😭

[sopranosyaoi]

#proof that shut up ill kill you is always an effective punchline #video #stole this from my friend lol #cursed woody sings a song

[yume-fanfare]

opened my wataei file and it only had this on it

#sometimes the punchline comes before the joke #and i think this should be eichi's default response to when wataru does something #enstars #hummmm #art tag #sure #doodles #ill continue it some time

[cosmicbeastie]

ds9 episode where they have a bowling team rivalry with ds8 crew.

#this has been in my drafts for MONTHS because i had a punchline for it at some point but now i can't remember what it was 😭 #so ill let it stand on its own now i guess #also unsure if ds8 was ever mentioned in canon so if it was and this doesn't make sense post cancelled #star trek #ds9 #soapbox

[thisisacomputah]

hes-a laying in za grass

#yuri on ice #yoi #victor x yuuri #yuri katsuki #katsuki yuuri #guys hes laying in za grass #get it #there was no punchline but ill pretend there was

[danidoesntdie]

"My Birth"

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Guess I was just born this way ✨💅

#comic #myart #mycomic #burnout #major depression #bpd #mental illness #mental ill meme #the punchline is that im suicidal #suicidal ideation #suicidal #suicide #c section #cw sucidal ideation #dark humor

[kylejsugarman]

so funny that jesse wasnt present for the first six years of baby's life and finds out about it from stories and photos, because she'll come home and he's engaged in a really intense, emotionally-wrought conversation with demi about a baby story and will be tearing up over a photo that looks just like this

#syd squeaks #im sorry ill never get tired of this punchline. she looks like a little seal #jesse loves baby pictures. he cannot believe that she looks like this. #jesse pinkman #baby ayuluk #demi ayuluk

[niceinchnails]

If you follow me you gotta be prepared for seeing the same posts over and over and over and over

#Not in a spam rb way i have a rule that i only spam rb something like 3 times to my blog i mean like I just make three diff posts w the same #joke but w different punchlines Or ill post the same thing cause i forget it the first time

[jestersonic]

approximate heights for my sonic ocs. frill is so fucking huge

#the snake is nameless ill have to come back and tag them later . closes my eyes #frill the triceratops #roller the ferret #tatter the pigeon #shred the possum #flare the rabbit #scrap the mouse #punchline! #actors!

[lungthief]

amazing battery city sunset

#yeah yeah I know the killjoys are technically from zone six let me live #this was drawn solely for the punchline domt read into it #my art #one day ill draw killjoy designs for the rest of fob. today is not that day #danger days #mcr

[ecstasydemon]

a baker and a weed dealer fall in love

#there isnt a punchline these are just my ocs descriptions actually #if i fele like it ill show them