#ik its super short

[errorbxtchmariah]

Hoodie x Reader {Comfort Fic}

Comforting Hoodie after a particularly rough day on the job.

GN Reader

Romantic

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It was difficult seeing him like this... Bruises and cuts littered his body, but that wasn't the issue. The issue was the mental damage. He was used to it and most days he was fine but... Eventually having to watch certain things go down gets to you. No matter how well trained you are.

"Y/N...?"

His voice broken and hoarse as he dropped that familiar blood stained duffle bag on the floor, not hesitating for a single moment you rushed to him. Wrapping him in a tight hug, ignoring the dirt and blood getting onto you. Nothing else mattered right now, it was just you and him.

"Let's get you cleaned up."

He nodded in silence, he usually would turn down any pampering or extra care but not today...

Wrapped up in fluffy blankets and wearing loose pajama pants, he hugged you close to his form. Allowing you to play with his hair and murmur comforting words, reminding him no matter how hard things get you'll be here. That no matter how long he leaves for, by the end of it all he gets to come home to you. It makes life all feel worth it again. The day you walked into his life is one he'll never forget, and you bet your ass every chance he gets he'll remind you of that fact. He's an extremely protective soul, used to having to look out for everyone else- especially you. You're the only one in his life who gets to see him like this. Peering into those deep eyes of his, he pulls you in for a gentle kiss. He'll be sure to thank you properly tomorrow... But for tonight. It's his turn to be held.

"Y/N?"

"Yes?"

"Please... Stay here with me until the end of time."

"You know I will."

#creepypasta x reader #creepypasta x y/n #hoodie x reader #hoodie #hoodie fanfic #marble hornets #marble hornets x reader #marble hornets x y/n #gender neutral x reader #creepypasta fanfic #Ik its super short I'm sorry

[bl-inkstone]

a short blurb about meitham inspired by @zhongrin's ebg + afterparty events! this isn't super long or detailed or anything since it's already been a few days since the idea first came to me, but i hope you enjoy it anyway <3

"haitham, do you think other worlds exist?"

alhaitham blinks once, twice, before lifting his eyes from the book he had been reading to look at you. you're a dream lying on his chaise, with your hair loose and freshly washed, slowly drying in the evening light. he notes the subtle droop in your eyes and the heavy tilt of your head, the way you seem to melt into the scrolled arm of the sofa. you're tired, but it's barely a quarter past seven. neither of you have even eaten yet. did you overwork yourself again?

"well," he begins with a card of his fingers through your hair, gently detangling the strands as he works to gather his thoughts. "given the nature of the world we live in, ignoring the possibility of such an existence would be foolish. i'm hard pressed to say yes to something i haven't seen with my own eyes, but the idea isn't something i'd completely disregard. does that answer your question, mei?"

in lieu of a coherent response, you give him an affirmative hum and close your eyes to the soothing motions of his fingers running through your hair. unease settles in alhaitham's gut the longer the silence between you, something normally so comforting, goes on and he feels compelled to continue the conversation. as loathe as he is to disturb your rest, something in the back of his mind urges him to keep you talking, to keep you awake.

"love," he calls right as he stops playing with your hair. he sits up properly and plants both feet on the ground to pull you up from your rest on the chaise's arm, settling you into an upright position at his side. his arm snakes around your waist and pulls you closer to him, like a subconscious effort at seeking comfort at the uncomfortable feelings rising from the base of his spine, and he leans down to nudge you awake. when your eyes flutter open and you grumble in soft protest, the muted worry subsides just a little.

"mei, it's too early for you to sleep. our dinner hasn't even finished cooking yet. it's not good to rest on an empty stomach," he explains with some force behind his voice in an effort to keep you awake. he considers pinching you a little before completely ignoring the idea in favor of something else. "do you want some coffee? maintaining a healthy work-life balance is essential to a comfortable life, love. if your work is proving to be too much, i am more than willing to—"

"i think... i think i want to travel. to those other worlds, i mean. i think it will be fun."

alhaitham's jaw snaps shut.

once again, that damned silence returns and he finds himself at war with worry and fear. why are you talking like this? what do you mean you want to travel to another world? is this one not enough? is he not enough? wasn't your question just a hypothetical, just one of the many you like to throw his way?

where is this all coming from, and why does he feel so cold?

"mei," and it's all he can say, all he can do, to hold you and beg in a way that's not begging. "mei, my love, i don't... i don't mind if you want to travel."

the words taste like poison in his mouth, thick and bitter and so so unpleasant that he can't help the displeased twitch of his lips once he grinds the last syllable out.

"i'd never cage or chain you down," he soothes when your brows furrow at his words, "if you wish to see new sights and learn new things, then by all means, go ahead. i'll arrange for any preparations you need, and you know my mora is yours to use. all i ask is that you take me with you."

don't go where i cannot follow, alhaitham pleads with words unsaid, orange-teal eyes blurring at the edges with strange black lines. don't leave me without your warmth.

you don't reply, and a numbing cold trickles down the acting grand sage's spine when he realizes that you've fallen asleep. he feels the beginnings of a headache coming on, quiet whispers and flashes of colors he can't decipher slowly growing in volume past the deafening beat of his heart. he's only ever felt this a handful of times before in his life, but never to this degree.

you're sleeping. just sleeping, as you do every night in the comfort of his arms.

so why does he feel like his heart has turned to sand slipping through your loose fingers?

#miyo.muses #miyo.delivery #alhaitham.togo #takeout for: rin ! #i wrote this in one go bc the idea was disappearing and i needed to write it down Fast #this is so messy oml im not sure if i got all the points i wanted to make across #but i hope its somewhat readable #aaaa i wish i couldve worded some things better but my brain is conked out and this is the best i could do </3 #ik its super short but i hope u enjoy it anyway!! #zhongrin is cute sure but meitham is very precious 2 Me #alhaitham deserves the spotlight too #edit: OK I POSTED IT W/O DOUBLE CHECKING FIRST #IF YOU SAW IT WITH THE FIRST DRAFT STILL THERE IN THE BEGINNING #NO THE HELL YOU DIDNT QHWDDYUWD #this is so scuffed lmao its obvious i havent gotten any sleep #ahahaha the things i do to appease my brain #its hard out here man

[girlwithfish]

I also hate all my clothes sm I'm making do but like

#🙄🙄🙄ewwwwww #so boring #i need more shorts for summer cuz i onyl have like two pairs #I wantl ike a cute pair of jorts that fit cute and r kinda longer #andddd then i also habe no idea whati m gonna do when its like super warm at work bc i dont have many business casual short sleeved shirts

[m00ngbin]

Warning(?) I'm complaining about my grades because I feel like I'm DYING and they're really not bad but oh my god

As of today I have a C in my history class I hope something terrible happens so I don't have to think about that

#im kidding sort of #mostly not #im going to try not to spend my whole winter break beating myself up about this #but ik i will anyways #it's not my fault i had like a mental health crisis last month but it really feels like it is #i should have kept up anyways i cant live with this #I'm doing remediation its going to be ok #or will it #i dont know if it will be ok #i feel like i woke up out of a haze and now im aware and i want to do well again #like if i was about to run a race but right before we start someone comes up and breaks my leg so i have no chance of winning from the star #im not technically failing anything i have all As and Bs minus like two classes BUT those two classes are super high level #amd im so fucked if i cant compete in those classes #i cant get dropped idk whst ill do #bawl my eyes out probably #ive had a really bad day #i have ONE. DAY. to get the remediation for these two classes it and that is IT #tomorrow is all i have and its a short day so i have even less time #the world is against me and my academic success #blood sweat and tears #lots and lots of tears

[liquidstar]

yurikuma arashi is probably ikuhara's weakest work imo but i HAVE to give it credit for slapping the word yuri onto fucking everything

#im not saying its terrible btw its just. well its no utena or sarazanmai. but it does have a framed photo that says Yuri Friends #i too am ''yuri friends'' #ik it means lily too ofc but something tells me they didnt mean it in the lily way idk #i think my biggest gripe w yurikuma though was the oversexualization. and ofc i KNOW that it was kind of the point #in some respects at least #but i think there can still be ways of portraying than in a more tactful way #like utena's approach was better i think. it didnt have to be like super in your face but still made it absolutely devastating #while in yurikuma's case its honestly hard to differentiate it from just actual fanservice. it doesnt seem distinct from it at all #so i feel like it couldve been more polished... less gauche? #i get what they were going for yeah but i also dont think you can brush of critique of it w just ''well its on purpose'' yknow? #maybe if they had more time to flesh it out it couldve worked. yurikuma felt a bit limited w its 12 episode run #unlike sarazanmai which absolutely nailed it w a short run #but i do think the payoff at the end was good. like the story of the forest girl and the sky girl (or something) breaking the barrier #that was pretty cool like it had some real stuff going for it too so its like. not unsalvageable lol

[elegyofthemoon]

ngl tho if they dont have my schedule by the end of the day (bc they still havent given me one yesterday) i might explode 🤭

#snow speaks #vent #tw vent #like for the most part im chill bc i can just go study my own thing (and i need it anyways) #but also. #if a lot of the grading for this is subjective im sure im not doing super well rn since im constantly running in and out and overall being #confused as heck #i do actually need a rigid schedule so ik what im doing #also doesnt help that apparently the rest of the students here ALSO dont have access to materials to work properly #so we've got the short end of the stick 🤭 #anyways. we carry on #i have two things to do this morning so ill have to see how that goes #and maybe drop by the schedule place again 🫠🫠🫠 #Well! i also said wednesdays will be a destressor day since its dead center #but we shall see where it takes me #i might push myself to read up/study more #idk. i just need to know like. when am i expected to show up. how long. what should i be doing. #they kinda just threw me in and ive been ????? #like yeah! i am actively seeking stuff out but ?? i worry that bc i dont know what i should be doing #im neglecting something i OUGHT to be doing #but anyways. we're fine lmao

[penisliker-moved]

and the dumbest part is like. i dont think long hair is feminine at all. Literally growing up my dad had the longest hair out of my entire family (i think him and my sibling r tied now). so long hair isnt a Feminine trait to me UNLESS ids nyself if its on me its feminine but i dont WANT it to be i want people to see me and think Oh a guy with long hair but they dont think think oh a girl. but im not a girl even though i Am judt not like that.....ugh

#im blowing things up with my mind #I DONT FUCKING WANT SHORT HAIR but also if ppl dont stop perceiving me as a woman im Gonna kill myself #why cant everybody just fucking get it.yk #i hve a deep voice i rly do i dont think my voice is super feminine but i feel like nobody else recognizes it and its like. ok ive been on #t for almost 2 years is it just never gonna change? i thought i was passing i thought it was working but now i dont know bc Nobody like #recognizes me as a guy hnless i tell them #snd my um. semiex friends will be like omggg yr voice is so masc now !!! which is awesome but also r they just saying that in comparison to #my old voice #like. was it all a mistake maybe i shouldnt have gone on t bc its like. doing the things i wanted but other ppl arenr recognizing it #and its doing shit i didnt want that i. whatever #whatever. bssicslly fuck my life i hate being trans sometimes #ik thats like. not fun and were all supposed to be rly happy being trans and im rly glad ppl can be happy being trans and i usually am #and i dont wanna be cis but i. gd. i dont fucking know man #whateverrr

[1980ssunflower]

-and the best girl award goes to ryan akagi!!

#LIKE #GHDFJSKLA #THE LAST ASK #MY GOD #IK HE LOOKS VERY FEM AND IS SUPER SHORT AND PETITE BUT LIKE GFHDJSKL #IDK I FEEL NAUSEUS FROM HOW FUNNY THIS IS #I BET IT WAS EVEN MORE INSANE FIGURING OUT HES A GUY FROM HIS VOICE WHEN ITS SO MUCH DEEPER THAN YOUD EXPECT #EVEN KNOWING HES A GUY GDHFJSKLA #f/o:💖what a fool believes🎸 #tape entry circa 1980

[circuslollipop]

am thinking some thoughts abt ouabh character design,,,

#chaos? unnaturally tall. super intimidating. floor length wavy black hair. like a slightly younger looking dracula from castlevania #(not that much younger. idk how old he's supposed to look but i was picturing a 30 yr old at LEAST) #uhm. does it specify anywhere in the text that evangeline is pale skinned? i know her official art is but i kept picturing her w dark skin #jacks!!!! sorta delicate features to match evangeline's. idk how old he's supposed to look but yeah that's an Eternal Teenager in my mind #short but still taller than eva #but only slightly #kinda jack frost vibes #also ik his chosen colors for clothing are like blue and smoky grey but i just think he would look so good in a combo of white and red #maybe some gold #marisol with CURLY curly hair #apollo does NAUGHT look like ad@m dr1ver to me im sorree i am rejecting that #apparently the author requested him to be used as a reference for an apollo portrait #idk how i really picture him and tiberius other than textual descriptions tbh they didnt leave huge impressions on me #but i hear apollo gets up to some fuckshit in later books #so there's that #idk if ill ever get around to drawing them but its nice to get thoughts out

[oregano-gremlin]

how i feel having completed all of the 4.1 archon quests waiting for the fanfic writers to catch up to the current lore

#long story short no spoilers its super relevant to my favorite character #and there are literally no fics out yet that i could find that are about this bit of the plot #beggars can be choosers write it yourself ik but. its hard

[rodrickheffley]

i hate multiple choice tests sm

#like in short answer qs i can at least be understood if i misinterpreted the question and maybe still get points. also im specifically in a #philosophy course rn which i think an entirely mc exam is a bad idea like. you need to be able to support an argument not just memorize shi #anyways im just annoyed cuz i did super well on the first 3 exams and the 4th one was entirely multiple choice and i didnt do terrible but #its my worst mark and today theres a make up one and its also gonna be all multiple choice 😔 #also feel like leaving so much up to chance is crazy. someone could potentially get 100% but not actually know shit its just annoying #and its just cuz its easier to mark for the prof 😭 and ik im not the only one against it bc someone actually said to him in class they #didnt like it as much

[toastsnaffler]

nvm im too tired and overstimulated for this shit

#.vent #i only slept a couple hours last night man. i cant do short notice evening socials on an empty tank let alone resist unexpected rsd #if they had let me know earlier then i wouldve taken a nap and worked out beforehand to get my energy back up #idk just. if u rly want my company then maybe u should actually invite me next time. its not like they didnt plan it #even if they just forgot its not particularly pleasant to be the one person insignificant enough to forget abt. theres only 5 of us #they rly remembered to ask the one guy who isnt even here before me yknow. ugh u see the stupid thoughts i have to battle!! #like on a rational level ik it was probably genuinely accidental. but the way i instinctively react is not always rational #so regardless someone has to deal with the emotional fallout and thats me. regulating this shit is hard work even when im NOT tired asf #i really really dont want to be an asshole and spoil anyones fun bc its no-ones fault + as real as it feels to me rn ik im overreacting #but i cant voluntarily expose myself to personal triggers when im already exhausted + more vulnerable than usual #so just gotta shut myself in my room and deal with it in my own super healthy ways as per usual. may they never fucking find out #trying my best not to be an asshole i hope to fucking god they dont think im being an asshole i just told them i was tired + i meant it #this wouldnt be so much of a problem if it hadnt happened to me before. and also ik its bc one rsd trigger makes me more sensitive- #to picking up unrelated cues but there ARE other things they do that i find ostracising which rly dont fucking help. but- #theyre not things i can actually confront them abt so usually i just gotta deal w it which is fine but it lowers my general tolerance #its ok. its ok i like them all a lot theyre lovely ppl and it doesnt matter if there is a some grain of truth in the things im thinking #bc the risk of me believing + acting on a bad faith irrational thought leads to outcomes that are far worse than those from #misidentifying someones malicious behaviour towards me as neutral by accident/in good faith. okay im done now i think #just ignore me spewing out the old brain gunk on main again eurgh anyway im gonna go calm myself and read and SLEEP #ill be normal by tomorrow morning farewell comrades #honestly i dont mind dealing w shit this way bc its the best option for everyone but man. sometimes its so fucking lonely #like there are sides of me ppl will never engage with and for good reason but without them being acknowledged i find it rly hard to feel- #any real emotional intimacy or closeness with another person. but what other option is there #i sure as hell dont miss the fights i used to constantly get into when i wasnt able to regulate myself i lost so many friends that way #it is what it is. on we go for now

[biphbia]

ok so i figured it out

#i only like people if they reach out to me first. like if i see them make an effort to talk to me #which sounds weird ik but like. yesterday #me and this guy had like a super engaged convo and i had to end it short for wtv reason #and then i tried to continue it today and it was. soo dry i hated it #maybe its bc he spoke to me first this time around #same things w friends. i always feel like im intruding even when im not. #like in my head i think “maybe when im skinnier and prettier theyll spend more time with me and we'll be closer friends” #and i hope thats not true and i dont think it is. but i think thats that

[honeytonedhottie]

getting it together⋆.ೃ࿔*:･🍡

it feels GOOD to have all ur assignments done. to actively pursue ur dreams and goals. to be consistent and in turn -> see results. it feels good to give meaning to ur time and experience sustained satisfaction. this post will give an overview/guide of the BASICS of getting it together. that way whenever u get off track (cuz we're all human) u can easily reference this and get it TOGETHER.

SLEEP SCHEDULE - how does ur sleep schedule look? is it all over the place? fix it. the plan is to get between the range of 8-10 hours of sleep every single night (yes even on the weekends) and to wake up no later than 8 in the morning.

i recommend formulating a "get ready for bed" routine. mine is set with a soothing playlist, a cup of tea, and copious time for self care and meditating on my manifestations. ur night time routine is customizable to YOU, however the goal is to get away from screens or anything that'll tempt you to stay up at unhealthy hours.

THE MORNING ROUTINE - i think that the most influential and important time of the day is the morning. bcuz for me that sets the mood of my whole entire day, so i take my mornings SERIOUSLY and i think you should too.

for me in the morning, i do a light pilates workout/stretch to get my blood pumping, and i feel like it gives me such a boost of energy and sets the mood for the whole day so if u haven't tried i rly recommend working out in the morning. however since this post is for when you've gotten off track start SMALL. a short 5-10 minute stretch or pilates routine is more than enough.

THE IMPORTANCE OF GETTING READY - and i'll STAND ON THIS. even if ur not going anywhere at all that day, make an effort to get ready. make casual glamor a HABIT. getting ready is like, the best part of my day. its so therapeutic, something about the meticulous attention and the amount of time that i pour into myself it feels AMAZING. when u look good -> you feel good

A TO DO LIST - plan out ur week, plan out ur day, ur month. make a super cute calendar or agenda so that way you can get ur tasks done. im someone who needs super detailed instructions of what TO do, so when ik what im supposed to do i can get it done and i can get it done well. and instead of thinking of it as a to-do list, think of it as like a quest or something. tasks that u need to do and then -> you get something in return

ik it sounds rly dumb but sometimes when theres a mundane task that i know i must do, i imagine that im like a SIMS character who has no choice. or i imagine myself as a video game character who is doing it as a task cuz its part of the game. the point of me sharing that hot tip is to make it FUN for yourself. give urself something to look forward to afterwards too. like an episode of ur favorite drama, or a sweet treat.

CLEAN UP - a cluttered space = a cluttered mind. take 20 minutes aside everyday to tidy up so that then u can avoid the day-long cleaning on the weekend and actually enjoy it. when ur space is neat and organized, so is ur mind and it translates to how u view/respect urself. u show that you respect urself when u dwell in a place that it is neat and tidy.

PROPEL YOURSELF - when i've been rotting for a couple days, my go-to routine to propel myself back into my usual swing is : shower (an everything shower is a bit ambitious so go for it if u want) -> drink a COLDDD large glass of water -> do the process of getting ready and then do at least 3 tasks and 2 smaller tasks)

#self concept #it girl #becoming that girl #self care #self love #that girl #it girl energy #honeytonedhottie #dream life #dream girl #dream girl tips #self development #wellness girlie #girl blogger #girly #dolly #pink pilates princess #green juice girl #put together

[genderlessdude92]

Hi, I really love your work! If your requests are open and if it's allowed, can I request for headcanons of Vox/Val/Alastor/Lucifer with their biological baby w reader?? I'm sorry if this is weird I just die for family dynamics😭😭 like, how would they act, would they be present or neglectful, and that stuff!! Ik it's impossible to have a child in hell but HEY. ITS FICTIONAL. It's really your decision if this is super fluff or super angst, but personally I believe it would be angst because it's hell and they are really famous 😭 THANKU

AUTHOR RESPONSE: First ask but urmmmmmm OFC OFC OFC!!! I’m all in for dis req :3 I feel like i absolutely will eat up Al’s part of this post so stay tuned. Other ones are questionable because idk if it’s OOC or not but…I’m just a girl!! >.< (I’m a genderless dude as you can see from the name ^^) I’m sorry i’m not funny- These might be short btw im rushing a little bit bc i’m trying to start a multi-chapter fix yay awesome but uhhh i’m still having fun with this 💋

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AL, VOX, VAL, & LUCI WITH THEIR BIOLOGICAL CHILD

(and reader that gave birth to em somehow <3)

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PAIRINGS: Alastor x Reader, Lucifer x Reader, Vox x Reader, Valentino x Fem!Reader (ALL SEPARATE)

SUMMARY: Alastor, Lucifer, Vox, and Valentino are dads now. Aw shucks. (Headcannons)

WARNINGS: MINORS DNI. Breeding kink, (obv bc Val is in here), Val mention, reader is female because they literally gave birth to them, mentions of pregnancy, birth, Valentino being a weird fuck, Valentino again, unhealthy duck obsession in Lucifer’s area, Breastfeeding, Cannibalism, physical slaps, everybody being nervous shots but Vox, really rushed, lmk if i missed anything pookie (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

please don’t steal/copy/translate my work. But thanks for liking it, though!!! (๑ᵕॢ૩ᵕॢ)*౨˚ൗ

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-Alastor is 100% nervous at first since he has to be the dad and his dad wasn’t…the best!! ^^

-But also doesn’t want to back away because, I mean, it’s kinda rude to just walk away from your creation that you INTENDED to make real.

-This gentleman’s baby was not an accident, I assure you.

-Alastor would absolutely dangle the baby off the edge of a balcony just to tease you.

-Also tried to feed the baby devil meat to make it a cannibal.

-Suprisingly worked.

-Um.

-He probably got taught to knit by Rosie so if the baby ever needs clothes he’s on it.

-Cradles the baby during his radio show hours, aw, and if the baby ever cries he immediately cuts to a quick song break.

-If both you and Alastor are like completely booked and can’t take care of the baby, he’s giving it to Rosie.

-Rosie can’t? Charlie.

-Charlie can’t? Cancelling all plans.

-He just cares for his bloodline, yeah?

-If the baby ever needs like a chewy sensory toy, he’s going to try and get one that resembles Lucifer.

-Like and apple or a snake OOO A SNAKE NVM

-Snake is better since it resembles two ppl mwuhehehe

-Alastor would be a great girl dad but in general i think he would be rlly doting to them.

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-Oh, you thought Alastor was nervous?

-Oh, you’re so funny.

-‘Cuz Lucifer is QUAKING once he finds out you’re pregnant.

-and expecting.

-…and that it’s alive and out the womb.

-Basicslly all because he wasn’t really in Charlie’s life that much.

-But you told him that this can be a second chance?

-Which made him cry more than he was before.

-Yikes.

-Feeds the baby the most fine meals to ever exist for a baby to eat, even tried to sneak in some wine in its milk bottle.

-Then earned a slap at the back of his head from yours truly.

-You.

-I see him as a helicopter parent at first, but then is just chill once they grow more older.

-But he’s like, devoting his immortal LIFE to this baby 24/7.

-The nursery is themed ducks.

-Everywhere.

-Sometimes you get dizzy when you walk in.

-He even wanted to name the baby duck.

-You slapped him again, of course.

-This man acts like a 8th grade frat boy whenever you breast feed the baby like he just scoots away gagging.

-Another slap.

IM SORRY-

-One time in bed you guys were like getting freaky or sum and then you but his nip

-“Honey…what was that?”

-“That’s just how it feels, Luci.”

-“…What?-“

-“When i breastfeed B/N.”

-“…Ew.”

-“BITCH I-“

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-Bro is so confident in being a dad.

-The first day after the baby was born he cancelled all his special guests on his show just for the baby to be the only one.

-This man is fucking insane.

-Puts this baby on his. advertisements.

-We’re talking billboards, pop-ups, etc.

-Only lets his supervisor babysit the baby when needed.

-Don’t expect Velvette or Val to even step foot near this baby without Vox in the room.

-It’s like a sibling love-hate relationship :D

-Now i wouldn’t say this baby was on purpose…most likely?

-But honestly, it might happen again because he thinks you’re hot pregnant.

-Who said that what.

-Omg who typed that???

-Fuck this is so short uhhh He like puts on child shows for the baby if they sit in his lap.

-But the baby never ever sleeps in the bed you guys share.

-not in a million years.

-Puts those shirts that look like tuxedos on the baby but they’re just printed on.

-Feeds the baby deer meat.

-Has a deer head mounted above the baby’s crib.

-Takes him deer hunting.

-Vox just needs em to learn early.

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-Valentino was “so, so careful” when you guys did it.

-and this baby was 100% and accident.

-obviously you guys couldn’t abortion because like some health reason.

-Val cried that night.

-It was kinda funny that he was crying to keeping a baby.

sorry not sorry

-When the baby is born,

-Oh god should i write that

-Uh

-He’s probably recording.

-Not posting just like…saving it.

-Guys, come on, it Valentino, you should’ve seen this coming.

-Deletes it later though fuck that’s hilarious.

-He starts whining and crying when he sees you breastfeeding.

-“Your wasting the milk, mi precioso, are you kidding me?”

-He’s like in the middle of being a good dad and a bad dad.

-Suprised he made it that far on the scale.

-whenever he’s busy, he gives the baby to some random star and tells them to bring them back by like 10:30 or smth.

-with a coffee order. Very iconic.

-Same idea with Vox and liking you pregnant, and tried to get you pregnant again but you ask him why he doesn’t have a condom on if you don’t have your pills.

-He gets frustrated when that happens lol.

-Can’t wake up the baby!

proceeds to wake them up each night 3 times minimum

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AUTHOR’S NOTE: zomg this was sososo fun to write <3 But it’s so fucking short and i didn’t even realize until i was done. I’m actually so sorry. I still like these headcannons, very humorous, very real, thank you for asking me to make this because this is my first ask i got, i still have exactly 16 more, so ur just a little lucky duck, asker. Support is appreciated! New multi-chapter fix i’m working on might be posted on Friday-Sunday!! Baiiii!!!!

-Genderlessdude92, Kiki

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master list ouuu

#alastor x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x wife reader #hazbin lucifer x reader #valentino x reader #vox x reader #hazbin vox x reader #lucifer x reader

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I need Wesker with baby fever >///<

𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐱 🝮 (part 2 here!)

pairings- Husband! Wesker x Fem! Reader

a/n- Ik this is super short but i wanted to leave an opening for a possible part 2 so…

𝐂𝐰- mostly fluff and stuff, smut towards the end(more like hcs), unprotected sex obv, breeding kink ❦

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Wesker wasn’t exactly fond of the idea of having children. You’ve discussed it many times throughout the course of your marriage, but he always thought of it as an impossible lifestyle.

The man was a workaholic, to put it lightly. He hardly had time for you or even himself. How would he care for a child as well? The world he inhabits, as he sees it, isn’t fit for a child. Nor was he fit to raise one.

His upbringing —if you could even call it that— wasn’t one that taught affection or the caring of others. How was he supposed to love another when he hardly understood his love for you? There was no way he could achieve the role of a loving father.

Wake up, go to work, come home to you. That was the loop routine he stuck to for the past few years.

But lately, things have shifted.

He’s actually started to take time off of work just to spend the day with you. He finds himself wanting to be near you at all times. Especially since you’ve mentioned feeling lonely while he’s away.

Wesker’s always been a bit aloof and distant even in the way he shows his love for you, but recently he seems to have the need to protect you.

He’s begun worrying that he's been pushing you away for far too long, that you may be feeling neglected and overlooked in this relationship. He's even started to overthink about you finding someone else who can provide the love and support that he has failed to do for so long.

Despite your husband’s many flaws and his tendency to hide his true feelings behind his colder facade, you’ve always been the one constant in his life. You’ve managed to love him through all of his ups and downs, no matter how hard he tried to push you away or how selfish he was being.

He’s finally come to realize just how much your love means to him and how much he’s taken you for granted over the years. He now finally understands that he can’t go through life without you by his side.

He has no idea what made him suddenly start feeling this way, but he can’t deny that the love he feels for you has suddenly become much deeper and more intense than ever before.

What used to be a feeling akin to contentedness has now been replaced with a genuine desire for more. He's started to view you in a new, more nurturing light, one that's making him want to protect and provide for you more than ever.

He finds himself thinking often about what it would feel like to have a tiny piece of both of you running around the house.

He catches himself staring at you, wondering how beautiful you’d look with a tiny bump in your stomach. The thought fills him with joy and a sense of security that he’s never felt before.

At first, it was just a few small comments here and there about how he wouldn’t mind having a little him. Now, its become this obsession that drives him mad.

He’s been researching online about baby names, taking his time in the store to consider the prices of possible toys, cribs, and the adorable miniature clothes.

The sudden desire for a child is growing inside of him like some dark force he cannot understand or explain.

Maybe it’s something that comes with aging. All he knows for sure is it's eating inside of him, gnawing on his soul.

The thought of failure is a constant concern, still he knows he needs to get it out into the open. But how? A million ways to address the topic flash through his mind as he struggles with how to tell you that he wants to have a family with you when you both previously agreed you could do without.

When his consistent hints go over your head, he starts to get a little more direct.

“You should stop taking your birth control.” he says out of nowhere as you lay in bed about to sleep. You turn to face him, reading his face of urgency.

“Let’s have a baby…I mean, if you’re alright with it.” he quickly corrects himself, trying to be more open with the subject. “I’ve been looking into it. I think we could make it work.” He looks at you almost anxiously, waiting for your reaction.

When he notices the smile that plays at your lips, he feels a weight come off of him. “Let’s have a baby.” you agree.

He lets out a breath he didn’t realize he was holding, genuinely happy at your approval for the idea. He had no reason to be nervous about asking you. You always just understood him, like you were on the same wavelength.

He pulls you close, letting you rest your head against his chest and you listen to the rapid acceleration of his heart.

Your breathing syncs with his, lulling you to sleep in his arms.

Once he’s sure you’re asleep, he gets more comfortable. “I love you,” he whispers softly, making sure not to disturb you before closing his eyes himself.

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Going forward, you both decided on letting your body go back to its natural state after you stopped taking the pill. Wesker wanted everything to happen perfectly. So you started keeping track of when you were ovulating as well.

And once you were, he couldn’t keep his hands off of you.

Every chance you had, you’d be fucking like rabbits. Wherever, whatever time of day. He wasn’t going to risk any missed opportunities. And he wasn’t going to give up until you were swollen, carrying his child.

He pumps every last bit of his seed into you every time you make love. If any spills, he’ll stuff in back in, whether it be with his cock itself or a toy. Not a single drop could go to waste.

He’d even make you walk around all day with it still inside you. Didn’t matter where you were or how uncomfortable it might be.

He’d breed you full every night, always trying the recommended positions he read about online. His favorite being the one with you flat on your stomach, letting him take you from behind.

He loves being on top in general, but with you in that arrangement, he can reach further in and pour into your depths.

While he enjoyed himself doing so, he always made sure to take care of your needs as well.

He uses his fingers to trap his cum inside. Meanwhile his tongue laps and sucks at your clit. He glides his tongue round and round until you’re pulsing around his fingers, legs shaking and voice whining helplessly from the intensity of your climax.

When he’s finished with you, he’ll make you suck his fingers clean, crooning you back to a relaxed state.

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You’re both ecstatic when your period is officially late after weeks of attempts.

You’ve never seen the man look so giddy. He stands outside of the bathroom door anxiously awaiting results as you go to take a pregnancy test.

Even if they weren’t always accurate, the hope was still there. He would take you to the doctor to be sure later on either way.

You both stare at it, waiting for the strip to change. Wesker hardly even blinks as he waits. He never thought he’d be here, wishing for a kid. But he’s never wanted anything more in his life.

He would try again and again, no matter the turnout.

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