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dilfgifs · 2 years
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DILFGIFS 2K CELEBRATION: SPIN THE BOTTLE ON THE DILF  ↳ IDRIS ELBA in THE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021) - Hannah (@general-kenobis)
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i-fucking-hate-ppl · 3 months
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Sup mah dude! I've just finished binge reading your HH hcs and I freaking love them! ✨ If you're still taking requests, may I get how getting married with our demon boi Alastor would be like? From what lead him to deciding he was gonna marry our reader, how he proposes, what's the marriage gonna be like, etc., etc. And if you can, maybe include how our other main characters would react? Thank you for blessing us ❤️✌️
Wassup! I hope you enjoy this fluffy bundle of fluff!
Alastor decided he was going to marry you the moment he came to term with his feelings. He hasn't even thought about courting anyone since, well he was alive! Even then it was mostly to please his dear mother!
He can't recall a time he's ever felt this way about anyone before, and if he was ever going to marry someone he knew it'd be you.
Of course he's a gentlemen though, he won't start with that. No no no, it simply won't do.
He'll test it out first. Make sure you two are actually compatible. It'll be a few years before he starts asking subtle hints about what you like it rings, like certain cuts or perhaps gold vs silver, ring size.
To be safe you don't know, he'll buy you a ring for you birthday to throw you off.
And once he's done browsing and has found the most perfect, stunning ring he'll propose.
He'll make sure it's your anniversary to once again throw you off, and take you out to the best restaurant. He'll make sure to plan quite a few activities, and at the end he'll take you for a walk. Of somewhere private and most importantly quiet with the most beautiful view you could possibly find in hell.
He'll find the perfect opportunity to step back, while you're distracted by the site seeing to kneel and just wait patiently for you to turn around.
And the moment you say yes he's up and slipping that ring on your finger with a peck to your forehead.
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Charlie was flabbergasted. She didn't think Alastor would ever, in a million years, propose and get married. Although that didn't stop her excitement. She's quick to congratulate you two and squeeze you both in a big old hug!
Vaggie really couldn't care less, she was shocked but just doesn't care as much. Giving a smile congratulations and a smile. She does wonder if you have magical, voodoo love spells or something though..
Angel Dust most certainly said something inappropriate and is now trying to fight off a pissy Alastor during all the congrats.
Sir Pentious is just "Really? That's who you want to marry? For the rest of your life that's who you want to be stuck with? I'm not judging.. but I'll be praying for you dear!"
Husk gives no fucks, he tried warning you and you ignored him. It'll be your own bad decision he already made his. No congrats either.
Nifty is jittery and beyond excited. Talking and asking questions a mile per minute. Climbing all over you while she does. She also can't believe Alastor will be married, what is your secret to a bad boy's heart! Tell. Her.
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The wedding is most certainly in cannibal town, it's the place close to Alastor's heart. It reminds him so much of his era in life, honestly can't imagine the wedding taking place anywhere else.
He would prefer if the wedding was more traditional, such as you wearing a white dress/tux. But if you would prefer a dress/tux of a different color he will be willing to bend since he wants you to be just as happy as he will be.
He'll also want it to be very, very small. Just a few people.
He will try to do most of the work so you don't have to worry about anything.
Rosie will most certainly be the wedding officiant, she got certified just for him! She didn't expect an Ace in the hole such as Alastor to ever get married and is beyond excited to do this for him!
Zestial is his best man, and the rest of his best "men" are Husk (who was most certainly forced to be there) and Nifty.
He didn't care who you chose as your best, as long as it wasn't Lucifer.
He'll most certainly go for a red and black theme and hope you agree.
The flowers would be deep red roses with black lilies, with a small touch of pink roses just to brighten it a bit.
Cake would most certainly be yellow, with black frosting and deep red frosting roses on it, decorated beautifully.
He'd pretty much make sure the whole wedding was perfect and beautiful. Just for you.
Zestial will be walking you down if your Father isn't in hell. He doesn't want you to walk alone down the aisle!
His vows would be
"You know dear, you are very special to me. There isn't a single soul in heaven or hell that could possibly make me feel the way I do for you. You're one in a million! A random, wild chance that I will never take for granted! The first and only one that could ever warm my heart! I promise that I will always take care of you and protect you until the very end! A promise that will never be broken, forever and always my darling."
He'll make sure no one can see the sealing kiss, but he most certainly seals that shit. You are his now, always.
Zestial will also act as your father for the first dance and give you away to Alastor after as well, if your Father isn't present. Just to keep things traditional and make you happy.
Of course the music is played from a radio and of course it's mostly Jazz.
After it's all said and done and you're home, Alastor might feel the very rare want to have sex. But if not he'll hold you close and read to you from one of your favorite books without his radio static. He'll have tea and snacks on the side table for you to enjoy as you listen to him speak. If you doze off he'll change you into some pajamas and lay down you down in bed before getting ready and laying with you and holding you close.
Then it will be your turn to plan the honeymoon, he will let you have free reign to decided where you'd like to go and what you would like to do and only give input if you ask for it.
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I could get a reaction from ace, luffy, sabo or they ask their s/o to hold their hats and the s/o doesn't move and holds the hat VERY carefully and when an outside person tells them they can leave it there the s/o responds aggressively and tells them that the hat will be dirty if she puts it down! and even if a person gets too close to her, she tells him to move away otherwise he will damage the hat! THAAAAANKS✌️❤️
( idk if the request is open! Sorry if don’t 💁‍♀️)
YES MY REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN!!! AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING!!!!! i loved this one so much <3 I hope you like it too :)
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Monkey D. "Strawhat" Luffy
A hat- THE hat. The hat that Luffy can and will fight a bitch for if anything happened to it. 
Everyone knows just how important it is, and everyone who has been allowed to touch, fix, and wear it knows that if Luffy is letting you hold onto it means something happened or is happening. The trust Luffy has in you to care for his hat out of his vision is insane. 
Luffy might not ask if you could hold it for him or if you want to wear it, he’s more likely to drop it on your head and continue whatever he was doing. Nami will look at you with a look in her eyes and a nod, just go with it. If someone takes it off, it makes the Captain sad. No one likes a sad Luffy. 
Everyone on the ship, everyone in the alliance, even some other pirates, enemies, and marines knows to respect the strawhat or get your ass kicked. The only people who don’t know are civilians. There’s been the time or two where an outside someone has grabbed it if it fell, but it’s never been treated badly. 
When the Strawhat Pirates are due to take a little break from saving nations, they choose the waterpark/resort place the Captain demanded to go to. It’s the standard place; a little giftshop, some waterslides, a lazy river. It was far enough from the Marines that a pirate flag or two didn’t disturb the guest. 
Usopp chooses the sunniest area and sets an umbrella up before the boys run into the water. Before running up to the waterslide, Luffy gave you a sloppy kiss and left you his prized hat. 
You stood out against Nami and Robin, the two women wearing large, floppy sunhats. But you didn’t need full coverage from the sun, choosing to enjoy what your Captain and dearest left you. But shit happens when a drink Nami was singing about was crashed by a ball and split over you. 
You had to choose the next best thing to wear rather than a fruit drink and ended up in the resort gift shop. Inside, the young worker called out to you three, hoping to make a sale. Showing off printed shirts with the logo, mugs, keychains, sunscreen, and those ugly, off-beige, super small, flowered sunhats. 
The worker tries to sell you a shirt in every color, a handful of keychains, more inflatables than you need, and a sunhat despite you only asking for a shirt. You would have ignored the insisting and taken the shirt with no issue, but they insult the hat you love and cracked your knuckles. 
When the worker doesn’t take the second no for an answer, punch them and run. Some front teeth aren’t needed, and y’all are pirates. No one expected the good time to last a long time. Just warn the crew to ready the ship and get out of there! 
When Luffy takes his hat back, give him a lil kiss and thank him for keeping you safe from the sun. It’s the only sunhat you need. 
Portgas D. "Fire Fist" Ace
Ace’s hat choice is different. There is no canonical backstory for this hat, but lots of people like to think it was a gift from Luffy, Dadan, and/or Makino. Try to pry that headcanon from my cold, dead hands. 
When fighting Jinbe, the hat was resting on his back, but when fighting Whitebeard before officially joining, his hat was magically missing. Let’s say you ended up on the Moby Dick with him. 
During that time, he didn’t wear it. Choosing to keep it with you was safer than losing it in the waters, or getting smashed by Pops’s big hands. Actually, he gave it to you to wear after the first time it ripped, or the bead line broke. He stood over you like a child as you fixed it for him. 
Ace doesn’t mind if you playfully tack his hat and wear it. Rather he likes the look of something his on you, like a way to keep his siblings away from the fire of his heart. If it’s a hot enough day, he���ll just give you the hat to wear. 
Sometime after Ace finally joined the Whitebeard Pirates, the others took it along to initiate their newest crew. After ripping a few pant seams, playing connect the dots with freckles, and a couple bottles of baby powder, Ace looked like a different person. 
When Thatch decided the next thing to do was steal the rest of Ace’s pants and dress some of the crew up to look like him, you clutched the hat in your hands and told him if he came close to you to take the hat, you would dull all of his knives and wash the cast iron. 
Enough to keep one pirate away from you, it wasn’t enough to keep the rest. 
One by one, other Whitebeard pirates tried to take it from you or ask questions. Izou asked why it was orange, Oars attempted to pick it up with his nails and nearly took you with it, and Haruta tried to rush you but was caught by the Spade Pirates telling you to run. 
After escaping the crew, you hid on Whitebeard himself, the big man being enough to scare the others away. Happy enough to play the little game with his children, Oyaji asked why you wouldn’t let anyone else touch the hat. 
“Because my Captain asked me to keep it safe. And I’ll never let it get hurt for him.” 
At the end of the day, Ace would press a small kiss to your temple and thank you for keeping two parts of him safe. 
"Revolutionary Chief of Staff" Sabo
Like Ace, Sabo’s hat choice is different. But it’s different for a wildly different reason than the other two brothers. 
When Sabo wanted to set sail, he had everything that was his in the boat, but most of it was lost in the explosion. Very few things were salvaged, and even less had his name on them. Sabo could have ended up being ‘Bob’ if it wasn’t for an embroidered handkerchief. 
That being said, most of his muscle memories and manors were unconsciously remembered. He might not know why the top hat is his favorite, but it feels right. 
The first time he gives you his hat to hold, you really don’t know why. He asked nicely, so you can’t say ‘no’, but it felt weird holding his hat and waiting for him to come back. You just stood in the hallway with Koala and waited for him to return.
She grabs the hat from your hands, placing it on her head, and asked how she looked while striking a stupid pose. The hat itself was well taken care of, not too dirty but well loved. Even the odd goggles he keeps on them are clean, a smudge on the glass maybe, but that’s it. You pull it off of her with a smile and a shake of your head. 
Unfortunately, wherever Sabo had walked off to, he didn’t come back in time for you to get back to work, so you had to take the hat too. Just keep it on your lap or something, ignore the way other Revolutionary members look at you, and keep working on the paperwork. 
If anyone asks if you need somewhere to put it instead, biting them is acceptable. 
After Koala played with it, some other younger members wanted to play with it too. And while Sabe didn’t mind playing dress up with them, you weren’t sure if you could with his had and without his permission. 
After one kid steals the hat and another steals his goggles, you spend a good minute chasing them down. You wondered if that is what you signed up for when joining the Revolution. Putting the two back together you told off anyone who got within five feet of you, threatening to bite or worse if they even thought about touching Sabo’s hat. 
Wiping off the children's fingerprints on the soft material of the hat and the tiny smudges on the lenses, you hear the sound of paper rubbing against the material. Peaking inside the flat top, you see a picture stuck in a seam. It’s a candid of you spinning one of the young girls on the base and carrying a small boy on your back. Tuck it back in and pretend you don’t see it. 
When Sabo finally comes back from who knows where, plop the top hat on his head and remind him he needs to actually finish his paperwork and not sneak off to play with the kids again. 
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mr-nauseam · 1 year
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New wip on work: the poly cule without plot for now
We have A.
Is she/they and afab.
The type of person who is brave, cunning and very good with guns. She knows how to fight and hunt, likes nature and being on her own. Protective. Clueless of the affection people feel for her. Probably ends up in the poly cule without realizing it and thinks it is normal for friends to kiss and sleep together.
B.
She/her.
Quiet, shy and gentle although if annoyed she can become reconrous and vindictive. Seems fragile but is stronger than others think. She likes to knit and dance. She dresses colorful.
At first resent the poly bc believes was an excuse so her partner could cheat her "free" but then meet A and understand what is be capable of love more than only a person (She was prejudiced because of how she was raised).
C.
The first partner of B.
He/him.
Ambitious-determined, intelligent but impulsive and capricious. Sometimes pretends to be a bad boy who doesn't care about anything but can never keep up the act lmao because he cares so much. Good at fighting and dancing.
He was childhood friends with B, as they grew up they became to date and were together for a long time until he meets D and gets into conflict (he tries to break up with B but feels terrible at the idea because he loves her so much. D know he was a poly and is the one who tells him about his experiences into these relationships and helps him).
At some point he had an intense crush on A but they always ignored him lmao. He had a hateful fuck from time to time with E.
D.
He/they. Probably transmasc.
He work temporarily with C, and they made a good team and gradually became closer.
Cunning, mischievous, knows how to talk to people to get what he wants. He is a very efficient worker and somewhat of a perfectionist. He knows how to do almost anything. His love language is acts of service.
Along with E, they are the poly members who already had experience in a multiple relationship and knew themselves well (bc B and C are kind of disasters who didn't even know who they were 😭✌️, A is not interested in know just do things tbh). A is very "oh so all we are dating? I didnt notice. Cool" but B and C are *screaming* and eating their heads
E is not exactly part of the relationship or is it (?
But hey it's very boy sunshine vibes. Not golden retriever but a pomeranian. IDK IF YOU GET IT BUT THAT ITS.
Polite, he picks up on things easily, he's nice but can be very stern at times and is super competitive. Vain.
He is friends with A, who he met because they attacked him by accident 💀 and when they realized their mistake they apologized and helped him heal. Literally E woke up and said "you kicked my ass I love you" and A was like "eh I like you too." He has a very strong rivalry with C, who he hated in the beginning but it wasn't hate, it was just appreciation that neither wanted to admit.
Extra facts:
C loves birds and has lots of them. They are his children.
B and D had at the beginning a very hostile relationship with each other but when B matured and apologized to D for be rude in past and they became very good friends and more. They were always able to understand each other, there were only internal conflicts (?)
Neither E or C will admit that they like each other but it's too obvious.
A likes C actually she just like to annoy him because when he thinks he's rejected he tries twice as hard to please her jsjsjsns
B and A moved in together first
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posi-pan · 3 years
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hey! i tried answering an angry anonymous ask i got from someone who was angry about a little post i made about bi/pan discourse but i think i might have given inaccurate information? i want to invite you to correct me if you feel like it :0 my blog doesnt have a lot of traffic so it wont travel far either way but i thought id ask U___U✌️✌️
hi! so i read the post and for the most part it's fine.
i wouldn't say pan was "born" because of transphobia in bi spaces, it's more than it gained ground as an identity during a time when a lot of conversations about bi were very binary. which was like the '90s-ish. (and that's not to say there were no non-transphobic bi people or spaces at that time. there isn't one universal queer space or experience, so both things can be true.)
but the rest, about how people learned and things changed and both identities are inclusive and can coexist, is fine.
it's funny, though, that the anon called you "disgusting" for saying "bi pan doesn't matter just pick your favorite colors" (which isn't even an issue? like it's not that deep lmao), when the anon framed "bi vs pan" as simply being bi people responding to biphobia. which is a wildly inaccurate and unfair depiction of the situation (pan people cannot be framed as the aggressor or it even being a "both sides" thing, when "battleaxe bis" exist). they're ignoring the complete fabrication of the whole goddamn "feud" by people who want us to be at each other's throats.
there are shitty pan people. there are shitty bi people. there is not an intrinsic conflict between the two.
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gougarpaw · 4 years
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[Image: A digital drawing of Shadowstar from warrior cats in medieval manuscript style. She is a black cat with a crown, a halo, and a scepter. Behind her is a sky with stars. In the top left corner “Day 9” is written. End ID.]
Day 9: Favorite leader
Shadowstar!!! I also had a clear vision of what I wanted this to look like. Didn’t quite work out, haha! It was very hard finding a reference photo that I liked, so I just meshed a whole bunch together.... resulting in this. It’s not perfect, but it’s pretty accurate to how cats were drawn. 
I tried to dull the colors but the sky behind her is still waaaay too bright :( but I’m not going to mess around with it any longer, I’m too lazy! (In fact after I write this, I’m going to take a nap ✌️) Ignore the poor recreation of illuminated manuscript writing in the corner,,,, I took calligraphy once but I totally flunked the class, (as you can tell, haha!)
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