My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the Invasion of Giygas 199X” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw a tree with a face
My buddy Paula pacing: we need to take down the prophet of Happy Happyism
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HI HI JI HI *SHOWS YOU MY ROBLOX OC AND A LIL DOODLE OF HER AND POOB I MADE*
Also OC HCS IN BELOW
-She's part demon (no she is not 'AlL-PoWErFUl'. She's weak to religious objects and her demon archetype is an imp.)
-Personality wise, she's mainly inspired by Pinkie Pie, but she has some aspects of Dan from Dan VS, Glam from Metal Family, along with a few songs like 'Fine' by Lemon Demon
-Knows vaguely that Gnarpy is a space commander, but also... ✨Kitty✨. She isn't all that scared of xem because she more so goes ":0 *G4SBP* K1TT3333HHHHH!! :3" (she's only ever scared if xe threatens her)
-Voice Claim; Kinda high pitched, energetic, British accent (think of like pinkie pie but british)
-Texts in all caps and replaces numbers with letters, and O is replaced with Ø. Basically texting is a mix of 2000's "R4WR XD" and Terezi from Homestuck
-Sees Bive as like a best friend (Bive sees Cass more as an acquaintance rather than a friend, however)
-Speaking of which, Cass sees almost EVERYONE as a friend in some way
-Likes classic rock, hyperpop, generally any music that sounds good to her
-Carries around a stop sign she stole. YES. SHE DID STEAL IT. Just plucked it out of the ground one day (it's support was rusting a lot!)
-The barbed wire on her arm (which i forgot to draw on her ref on the right) is fake! It's just aluminium foil, metal wire, and some silver glittery pipe cleaner! (although sometimes she confuses her fake barbed wire for real barbed wire... A lot of hospital trips happen)
-Self conscious abt her eyes (nothin wrong with em! They look kinda like 1930-ish style cartoon eyes :3)
-They get anxious if an elevator stops randomly and has to hold someone's hand. If not, they just tap their fingers/hands together awkwardly
-The look was just something I came up with around 2021 or 2022! I wanted to go for black + a few colors + some silliness!
-Autism and ADHD
-LOVES making explosives with fireworks, gunpowder, and a few other things like paint and glitter. Expect colorful pipe bombs in your mailbox
-Her face changes emoticons for emotions! shell' be :D happy! Or :( sad... Or even O□O SHOCKED!
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Cale lay in bed, staring up at the ceiling in shock.
He was glad that Choi Han and the children were in Harris Village now - no one could see his confusion...
Or would it be better to say horror?
"Cale..."
There was silence for a moment. Cale waited patiently for him to continue, but it was only when he was about to hurry Crybaby up that he continued.
"We did a long check and... We think you got complete immortality."
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