#id like to sit on his face

[abrahamvanhelsings]

the terror (2018) requires a rewatch not only bc it is so good it will settle in the core of your brain and grow and spread there like a fungus until you die but also bc it is a show about a hundred something bearded victorian white men on a ship in the same clothes and by the time you start figuring out what name is attached to which guy half of them are already dead

#imma keep it real with y'all final episode when ned is like 'we gotta save the captain' #and dundy is like 'no we gotta move on' #i deadass was sitting there like 'whos this guy' bc id never connected the name le vesconte to his face #also when he was getting his toes snipped off i thought he was just some guy. complete blind spot in my brain for him #which is wild bc i would honestly start sucking face if he looked at me for 2 secs. dilf <3 #there's simply too much going on every ep to keep a grip on what muttonchops belong to who the first time around fr #the terror

[httpiastri]

bailando, bailando 💃💃

#a lot of dino gifs but this was his weekend #the hugs with rene 🥹🥹🥹 #ive spent all night trying to figure out why dino gives me the vibes of a monkey in this #like in the ones where hes sitting on the massage bed #i really cant figure it out #is it the cap? the smile? the ears? #he's so cute istg #honestly ​if i didnt just see him as just my swedish little brother… i think id be a liiittle attracted to him by now #gonna stop right there because i dont need to crush on even more boys #ollie cute as always too #kimi trying to shove whipped cream in dinos face too…… ofc #and ofc i had to include sacha 🤭 #f1 #f2 #f3 #dino beganovic #prema racing #ollie bearman #kimi antonelli #favorite pics of my favorite boys 💘

[designernishiki]

kiryu sitting haruka down for a really important talk and looking nervous but deeply serious about it and when he finally speaks he gives an honest and vulnerable admission that upon much self reflection, as unlikely as it may seem, as shocking as it may come, he is, in fact, gay, and he hopes this doesn’t make her feel any distress or discomfort in-part due to the implication that he likely didn’t have romantic feelings for her mom, he did care very very much for her regardless of labels, and so on and so on. and she lets him give this lengthy emotional confession that goes on for like twenty minutes before he finally goes dead silent anxiously anticipating her response. and she’s just like. uncle kaz I really appreciate you opening up to me like this and I’m really proud of you for accepting yourself for who you are. but me and every other kid at morning glory figured this out like 10 years ago

#he’s shaking he’s on the verge of tears and she’s just sitting there like. should I act shocked? this clearly means so much to him but #i feel like saying ‘uncle kaz. its not that subtle. you were a bachelor taking care of a bunch of adoptive kids with no interest #in women whatsoever for years. i already know. most people close to you already suspected.’ is a bit anticlimactic #I think about this a lot #cause realistically she would probably be the first person to open up to about it #unless he miraculously put together through Obvious Context Clues that daigo and mine were a Thing (probably YEARS after the fact though) #and then went and asked daigo about it. which would be hilariously awkward and id pay money to see it #he’s so bad at reading the room and like. getting social cues. I feel like he’d finally get a moment where he’s alone with daigo in his #office and would strike right as daigo’s about to make casual conversation like #‘so how have you b–‘ ‘daigo-san do you like men’ #with his typical stoic intense look on his face. poor daigo that’d be mildly terrifying. also the funniest thing he could possibly do #kiryu #haruka #rambling #kazuma kiryu #haruka sawamura #yakuza #amusing follow-up to the initial idea with haruka. he eventually calms down and is relieved and whatnot and says to her kinda casually #‘I’m not sure if I’m ready to tell anyone else. except maybe majima. I’ve been able to trust him for decades with just about anything and I #know he’d never be judgmental–‘ and haruka’s sitting there like. oh god do I have to tell him. someone’s gotta tell him.

[isa-ah]

what a fucking awful experience

#the cop outright lied on the phone about why my ID was confiscated and almost charged me another $40 for a new one #she called me sir when i sat down then realized i was there bc my male ID got taken away and she started using she #but she would drop her voice every time she misgendered me so my phone sitting on the counter recording couldnt hear her do it #there was a full lobby when i got there and they held me until literally everyone else had been cleared out #and then every cop at every desk came over and stood Around Me while i sat at her desk waiting. and waiting. and waiting. #it was just. nasty.blikr they were putting me in a situation to goad me into arguing #why else would they hsve taken up that posture Around Me. and made me wait for 30+ minutes for a supervisor #even fucking worse i wasnt the only one there getting harassed #the last other person they saw was this like 20yo dude who had the tall gangly thing going on #and 2 of the 40smtn cops were going back and forth hooting and carrying on about how skinny and hot he was #and the dude was so fucking uncomfortable it was palpable. lo came in as he left snd said his face was pale and upset #and thank fucking christ lo came in bc otherwise it would have just been my stupid tranny ass sititng there with a ring of cops around me #i get my female ID soon so we can finally get our fucking passports together at least #god. nightmare. nightmare that was awful #my mil bought me tacos on the way home and theyre in fucking flour tortillas i want to DIE

[thecubes]

im gonna start throwing things

#i went back to bed for a nap #fell fully asleep rem dreaming etc etc #dream i get to meet g. we are sat face to face on some desk. i shake his hand #i dont wanna let go but im being polite about it. not gonna nick his hand yk #hes like oh its ok. holds my hand. so i hold his hand for longer and we just sit holding hands #and. im like ok im being really too much now and hes like nope. and puts his hand on top of mine #thumb rubs and All #god damn #and then when that fizzled out i got a very realistic stress dream that the government accidentally gave me my #uc too early and i had to pay it back but id already spent it and would need to produce nearly 300 quid out of my arse #just woke up like can i please go back to holding g's hand. god

[alastors-morningstar]

I'm not over these babygirl coded pics yall. Dream really said fuck beating the allegations today and I love him for that. His sad little doe eyes? Perfection. His cute pink pouty lips? So kissable. I wanna just squish his face and squeeze hug him so hard. He's so adorable and it's so unfair.

#dreamwastaken #my envy of sap and george is too high rn #admittedly id like to do more to his face then just kiss it lol #maybe sit on it #sorry not sorry #im unhinged #dream is my babygirl yall #i adore him

[smolalienbee]

so i recently made kimharry in sims4. here’s some highlights.

(yes kim won at cards. yes they’re impossible to play, kim keeps insulting harry while harry is stupid in love with him)

also, some bonus more cursed/funny ones:

#bee stuff #disco elysium #kimharry #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #harrykim #kim x harry #harry x kim #i dont play sims often #but also #these two somehow ended up being the most ridiculous sims couple ive ever played #KIM JUST WOULD NOT STOP INSULTING HARRY #like id look away for five seconds and every time it happened #i had to sit there and like keep watch because if i let them do their own thing theyd just end up hating each other #also harry has a permanent smile on his face #and something about kim's face makes him look angry like most of the time #angry or vaguely disgusted #i have some other funny screenshots of his face #but i really tried to narrow this down #their house is also ridiculous af #its a mess #real 'harry dragged most of the furniture out of the trash' vibes

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#thats me in the corner. thats me in thr spotlight. rocking from side to side and not contributing to the conversation #which is to say. i made it to thr lab get together with an old lab mate. i really truely did not think i would #i was like 20min late bc of the crying and hyperventilating over a 6min drive down the road #i sorta freaked out while driving too. and almost turned around. its just that i kno i havent been sleeping enough and got overwhelmed #but i made it there. and i dont think i looked like id been crying but i probably looked a bit blank faced and miserable #as i rocked from side to side for like 2hrs listening to ppl talk. i enjoyed it exactly as much as i expected. it was good to see the guy #again but i just dont connect in group gatherings idk. im glad its done. also fucking we were sitting there and a group comes in and whos #in that group?? someone i have avoided seeing for like a loooong time. the guy who tried to be in a relationship with me back when i 1st #started as a grad student. i say relationship. i was explaining to him why i couldnt do any sort of romantic e tanglement and he was very #firm abt not wanting a relationship. and im like bro im explaining u why no romanticly adjacent thing is gonna work. u literally asked me #to physically hold ur hand thru this. u r somehow more emotionally invested in this than me and also are telling me that u just wanna fuck #me. so like u r not slick. whatever. it was so fucking stressful at the time. which i feel bad abt bc it wasn't really his fault #i was just less self aware so i didnt kno i have bad awareness in the moment. like i dont kno a lines been crossed until a week later when #im laying on thr floor falling apart. so like i wish him the best. didnt kno he was still around. hopefully this doesnt trigger stress #dreams. all this to say i was very fucking tense. and when i got back in my car i was like shaky and panting lol #idk looking back its just such a weird situation with that dude. if i was anyone else it woudlnt have been a big deal but #my brain just doesn't process physical touch right. so now ive got these horrible touch memories that like on paper r literally nothing #but for me they were so unfathomablly awful when i 1st aquired them. i literally could not deal with any romantic stuff for like a month #bc it would like trigger me. now thst its been like 3 years its not bad tho. just like gives me thr ick but i dont get #stuck in the memories too much. its so dumb. whatever. point is im all sore now from sitting all tense haha #unrelated

[rubys-domain]

... i think i'm gonna pull for arlecchino actually...

#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo，ide yo !! #today i woke up and was suddenly hit in the face with the realization of how insanely attractive she is #it's weird why it's only hitting me just now when i finished act 4 like three days ago #way to kick in late，queerness. smh #anyway，pulling plans #still pulling for venti on main obviously #on the alt i just lost the 50/50 on the neuvillette banner #and i really only pulled on it because i got the hp sword super early and i don't need any of the 5 star weapons #and i figured i would benefit from his diving passive because i failed to get freminet in the previous banner #and i was just bored honestly #i'm exercising all the self-control i can muster on main. so it feels good to dump my primos onto whatever on the alt #but now i think i'm gonna save the guarantee i now have for arlecchino #i still have a shit ton of freemo sources on the alt so it doesn't matter if she comes home at hard pity #plus my alt is literally pyro central so she'll be right at home there #fingers crossed that sigewinne drops alongside her banner so i can get her too while i'm pulling #whether i pull for her on main or not will depend on her kit tho. my pyro dps needs are pretty much filled with lyney so idk #i really should just save my guaranteed on the alt for shenhe #but i'm BORED #and i still have thousands of untapped exploration freemos on the map so i'm not worried about being unable to get her #and who knows when the hell she's getting a rerun anyway. it could take months，and i'm not willing to sit on primos that long quite frankly #it would also be wiser to get furina because hydro archon and she's probably gonna be a broken support for all the pyros on my alt #but i really don't care for her honestly. she's interesting in the story，but not in a way that makes me want to pull for her as a character #maybe in a rerun after i reach the pulling for utility stage on that account #which i already kinda was considering i tried to pull for zhongli (sort of. who i really wanted was freminet) #idk where i was going with all of this. but yeah. those are the pulling plans #my freemo well is running a little dry on main tho. so i'm gonna redirect some of that pulling because i want to into the alt #ugh pulling for utility is boring tho #the only reason i'm so dead-set on pulling for shenhe is because i am first and foremost a chongyun main and she's his best support #and i also like her a fair amount so there's that

[cwarscars]

sits in his lap.

@liightbringr

he'd readied himself for contact - sat with knees apart and legs splayed; his crotch, a welcome place for her ass. not that he'd imagined his teasing would actually result in her taking him up on his offer. the slender curve of her body, a welcome warmth.

instinctively, he curls hands around her waist - holds her close, not as if they're colleagues but instead something more -

( something much more )

every movement oozes sexuality; from the drum of his fingers along her skin, to the shuffle of his groin beneath her. even his breath brings about a heat to the back of her neck - a whisper spoken through the curved corners of a smirk. words that tease skin with a shiver of suggestion -

"my lap's a good seat i'm sure-" he purrs, a laugh hard to hold when the flick of his tongue brings about the rest "but - my face is better."

#*ring ring* hello shinra hr id like to report TWO people for harrassing each other on company hours dslkngkdsg #'yh yh he told her to sit on his face TUT TUT' #dsngklsdgn im sorry i love them #(answered) #(ic) #tw suggestive

[ifeltfree]

saw sitting on his hands btw on the dash and i was like omg sitting on his hands sunday [its thursday] but i did. accidentally say. sitting on his face sunday.

SAY THIS!!!!!!!

#the way id sit on his face like its a fucking beanbag chair. #who said that

[cannotgiveafuck]

My patience and emotional stability is at an all time low, like man, I haven't cried this much in a very long time. Anyway my pride stuff from target came in and i got some mcr merch on the way. A reward for my suffering. Also the new MCR song and Florence album on repeat.

#personal #which is to say i am trying to distract myself #but also have healthy emotional outlets that are self destructive #bc the more i think about my dad being in the hospital. the more ill think about him #and everything that came before this past weekend. and everything that could come with each possible outcome #which is to say i am being choked by my daddy issues and want to curl up and cease to exist #but i guess work has been sufficiently busy enough. but really my emotional fortitude is uh. bad rn #dont mind me. im putting this here bc i refuse to put it on fb #and get a bunch of sympathy replies from folks i know or used to know. or who know my face #also. i thought sitting in the room with him unconscious on the hospital bed hooked up to tubes and lines #would make it easier to talk out loud about all the shit he caused. all the fuckin issues i should def see a therapist about #but all i could do was sit there and stare at him. and think about how old and small and feeble he looked #and how age and time just fuckin sneaks up on us #and i thought id be able to say out loud all the shit his alcoholic did. how it got him here. #how he finally got his kids to visit him real quick and all it took was a heart attack #but gods. i hate the way my voice sounded so i didnt say a fuckin thing #just sat there for an hour watching him. thinking of all the stupid shit ill never tell him #and to top it off. my ma aint helping. like. i know she has her own emotional rollercoaster esp with this #but jfc she doesnt have to drag me along for the ride. #mommy issues flaring up. i need a handful of ibuprofen and week long nap for this #i meant NOT self destructive. but idk maybe speeding down the highway yelling to music is bad

[picavecalyx]

Mm

#ooc ;; pterodolphin has no devil fruit #seems me dreams are leaving me with more lysandre. maybe its a sign i should write him today #either way this time at the end of the dream we were left looking at a painting #the painting was a wide shot(not too far out though); of lysandre sitting slumped over against a tree while a woman #(presumingly diantha; it was hard to tell) stood over him #we got a close up of Lysandre's face and it seemed like he was dead or at least close to it #but the title of the painting itself was 'And the immortal sheen never faded from his eyes' #other fun things that i rmemeber from the painting is that it took place on a grassy hill. the one tree #is the only tree we see. #the sky is a dusty yellow and the entire thing has a very sombre but also finalizing tone to it #(painting buffs: it appeared to have a lot of chiarscuro; id compare it to a mix of baroque and dutch landshakes) #(if you can imagine that) #the colours were more muted and yet the shadows were incredibly contrasted. it felt real if not for the loose brush strokes #that are present in like. end of baroque era paintings #--also lysandre's hair was down and tattered. he felt 'dead'

[bakumu]

IM GOING TO SUCK THE SOUL OUT OF RAICHI I SWEAR TO GOD

#HES SO FUCKING !!!!!!!!! #I NEED HIM IN MY GUTS #FUCK #IF I DIDNT HAVE PLANS TODAY ID BE WRITING #I NEED TO GO TAKE A SHOWER #IM TOO HOT #FUCKK #THIS IS NOW A RAICHI / BAKUGOU BLOG ONLY #(she lies) #HES GOING TO DESTROY ME #SHIT GOT ME BRICKED UP #ITS 10 AM #I SHOULDN'T BE LIKE THIS #HELP #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO #IM GONNA SIT ON HIS FACE #GODDDD #WAIT UNTIL IM AT MY COMPUTER AGAIN #AND THEN ITS OVER FOR YOU HOES #🎟.raichi

[barredandromeda]

done with him 🙏

#im lying #anyway bro has just decided not to walk at all this week. i havent gotten any no glance passes with him for three whole days #he literally sits in the damn dark too so my friend pointed him out after we passed i want to die #his friends still walk but not him ughhh #guys its actually cause he overheard me saying i dont like to talk to ppl and hes heartbroken bc he wants me obv frfr #id let go but its so fun to like him cause u cant even see his eyes and its like omg is he looking at me??? when he def isnt but i have #plausible deniability ykwimmm #his eyes and face are big and sad but his smile lowkeyy ykwim #i ignored him during club two weeks ago cause his not at all black friend threatened to say the nword and i changed up when sid came to pic #me up and while sid and i were talking i saw him staring at sid til i caught him so he was just jealous of me and sid 🤭🙏🙏 #ppl keep asking if i like sid like no id rather die unironically. my brother for life 🙏 #we are NOT each others types 🗣🗣 im the wrong kind of asian and hes the wrong kind of boy #yapping cause he had to go to class and its my break period ugh #got no friends nothing this is so boring #post #erics tag #kindividual posting #worst thing ever me and sids nickname for him changed. tag will stay the same tho 🤭 #he doesnt care ab me at ALLLL but its ok i care enough for both of uss as long as he keeps glancing at me every other month #hes rationing his looks fr #HIS SIDE PROFILE UGHHHH

[unknownmads]

CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT INMATE TOJI AND CUTE LITTLE Y/N WHOS SO NAIVE TO BIG BAD TOJI

CW: Slight smut (mentions of his pp🤭)

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thinking about Prison toji who you met when your college has you do a little project in your criminal psychology class. The project was make a penpal get to know them ask why they are in prision, what their lives before was like, do they regret what they did etc. basic questions of course all you had to do was get the most information out of the penpal about their personal lives as you could.

Prison Toji who only signed up for the program because it was part of his latest court order saying he ‘needed more understanding’ so a penpal would give him a friend while they stay safe😭 he ofc hated the idea and thought it was the dumbest shit ever. until he got his first letter, from you (duh).

Prison toji who got mail for the first time and it was a little white envelope with a cute little sticker sealing it. He deadpanned *is my penpal an idiot these letters are for a prison not a daycare* he silently judges examining every detail as he opened the letter. i read the letter taking in every little personal detail you shared with him, your cute little name, how you loved your cat, how you’re new to the city only just moving for school, of course the boring questions for him as well. But at the very end of the letter he noticed an extra little note.

Ps. i left a few photos of myself along with some of my cat! i think it’s only fair since i got to see your photo on the website

Prison toji who grabs the envelope he previously had thrown to the side and pulls out 3 polaroids. One of you and probably your cat you’re dragging it into the photo with a big grin on your face. the second is a photo of your face a soft smile on your lips meant for whoever took the photo but Toji couldn’t help but wonder if that little smile was for him. Until he pulls out the third photo it’s a full view of you, you’re out in the city dressed all out, and Toji couldn’t help but know you chose that photo just for him.

Prison Toji who can’t wait to finally get some alone time so he can truly appreciate your pretty photos. And immediately goes to write you back answering all your cute little questions. Telling you where he lived before, how he ended up there, telling you what he did for work before (Surprise he sold drugs😍), telling you what he does to occupy his time here (he works out he just wanted an excuse to tell you how strong he is), and he asks you some questions.

Prison Toji who has been relentlessly flirting with since you started writing to him, asking if you had a boyfriend, how your school was going, why you moved to the city, how a cute lil thing like you is still single. You had been writing each other for a few weeks now which is a lot less than you think when you know how long mail takes. But your letters to each other are long. answering every little thing each other asks, learning about one another more and more. You had really connected so you finally ask him the big question he read the words as clear as day.

~Do you think i could come pay you a visit? ~

Prison Toji who had to immediately write back answering the most important question first.

~ And doll, you can come visit me anytime id love to finally meet you and see your pretty face in person~

he wanted to be nonchalant.

Prison Toji who was sitting in bed looking at your photos when he was called

“Zenin, you’ve got a visitor. away from the door.”

Prison Toji silently followed standing on the other side of the cell while the guard came in to handcuff him and bring him to the visiting area. Once he was in the room his cuffs connecting him to the table he waited. until he heard the door open again. He felt his cock twitch in his pants as he saw the guard guide you in. You were wide eyed taking in the new environment until they landed on him.

Prison Toji was large, you knew he was tall and muscular thanks to his letters and photo but nothing could have prepared you for the real deal. Eyes widening even more when you fully take him in. seated At the grey metal table his hands on the table as the guard had told him to. his hair poking at his eyes which were staring drinking you in. his lip in a smirk helping you notice the scar on it which you couldn’t really see from the grainy prison photos. His shirt stretched against his muscles showing off a few tattoos hidden along his skin. the view making you squeeze your thighs together to release some of the pressure building.

Prison Toji who took in as much of you as he could as he watched you shuffle into your seat across from him, enjoying how you squirmed slightly within his gaze, his smirk growing into an almost full smile.

“hey doll it’s good to finally meet you.”

#toji fushiguro #toji zenin #toji x reader #jjk #jjk toji #toji smut #toji x you #jujutsu kaisen toji #prison #prison toji #inmate #inmate toji #pen pals #jail #jail toji #toji x y/n #jujutsu toji #feral #i need him #I LOVE TERRIBLE MEN #toji headcanons #smutish