Hades is such a hypocrite. He got impatient and came early for Persephone. (BYE BYE SUMMER) Alike to how Orpheus’ own doubts and worries made him impatient and scared so he turned. AND WOW HE LOST EURYDICE AND HADES YOUR MARRIAGE IS FAILING- LIKE COME ON MAN!! AND THE FATES BEING SO IRONIC THE IRONY OF IT ALL AND THE MELDY LIKE HE STOPPED SINGING THE SONG NEAR THE END AS HE WAS ALMOST BLOODY FRICKIN THERE—
I even knew the ending beforehand like. IT STILL MADE ME CRY. I EXPECTED IT AND BRACED MYSELF BUT HERE I AM STILL FRICKIN SAD. THIS DAMN TRAGEDY
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS. I ORDERED A TINY PORG KING (his name is Titanus Magnificus, Third of His Name, King of the Porgs and All Men - and I love him so much) FROM STERN
AND THEN SHE SENT ALONG A PROTECTOR FOR THE PORG KING ON HIS LONG JOURNEY FROM GERMANY TO FINLAND AND I AM SERIOUSLY GOING TO DIE. I CANNOT. TOO CUTE. I HAVE A TINY LITTLE CULLEN. OHMHOGOSHDOHMGOSHDJFODMYGODDDDDD
Everyone. This is serious business. Listen up. I cannot recommend @sternenstaub28’s amazing creations more. You can see more of her stuff at @flyingyarn - and commission her. You, too, can have a tiny Cullen. And a Porg King. And anything else you desire. And be as happy as I am right now. OHMHOGOSDDDDD.
Prius does #NASCAR 🤯😂😂😂😂#butitsalunuchbox @jeffdunham I found the one that would race you and win 😂😂😂 #crazyreststoppictures #icannotdeal # https://www.instagram.com/p/B2guIl5JYLz/?igshid=yit34bbqk2nm
Yes...a little tequila and you too can dance. Shop today. Link is in our bio @iiwiiyolo#tequilashots #tequila #tequiladance #josecuervo #mixology #drinkporn #mixologist #tipsydancing #icannotdance #dancewithme #lovedancing #cocktailporn #dancingandtequila #cocktailoftheday #craftcocktails #cocktailhour #cocktailtime #booze #bartender #drinkstagram #imbibe #cocktailbar #instadrink #drinkup
Well, you can still pretty much use the same photograph for Chinese New Year. Merry Christmas earthlings, may your days be merry and bright all day err day. ⛄️ #happyholidays #decorisconfusing #homesweethome #giveyanabreak #butwhysointense #gamesareintense #giftexchangealsointense #icannotdeal (at Singapore) https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0YVanBdE-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tz5n9r7i9bp1
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*sees ripped up picture of Freddie I’ve never seen plus a new like 50 year old Poloroid Roger just DECIDED TO DROP* *literally has a stroke* Thank you @rogertaylorofficial, you’re basically Santa to the fans 🎅🏻❤️🎶 #freddiemercury #icannotdeal #withthismansBONESTRUCTURE #alsothatgirlslifeismade #thatsit #likeshesgood #rogertaylor #queen https://www.instagram.com/ashbashh117/p/Bro7F-yhahh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=brt043b55p0q