#i'm dyin squirtle

[quichedborad]

don't regret gettin drunk nor the visit but sure wish i'd gone a touch easier on the dark liquor

#quiche speaks #i'm dyin squirtle

[lunalaapunk]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, DEOXYS IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER, HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING CLOUDS! THAT'S RIGHT HE TOOK HIS GOOPY TENTACLE-Y LITTLE DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY CLOUDS-

#gabe used blog!; #dash comm; #caps #swearing #I'm dyin squirtle holy SHIT

[trinketchick]

screamin and cryin and throwin up that our client doesn't use autocad standards when it comes to layers, so OF COURSE the interior elevations look confusing once drafted. you want all existing to be fuckin 101 seafoam green AND you want the elevation to show the front counter and back wall. i'm dyin squirtle

[infernal-feminae]

😬 I'm afraid in general, and I'M DYIN' SQUIRTLE--

WHY ARE WE NOT INTERACTING YET?

😬 [ grimace ]﹕ We have interacted before, but I worry that I will bother you if I reach out to plot / talk out of character.

STEVEN! How long have we've been writing together ya goober?(affectionate) -Lightly bonks you-

In all seriousness though, I get it, I do. Like I've said, I've been following most of my mutuals for years now and still had a hard yeeting my muses at them or sliding into their DMs to plot.

But bud, you never have to be afraid to approach me for anything. I'd love to hear your ideas!

#❖ᴡᴇ’ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ꜱɪɴɴᴇʀꜱ ʜᴇʀᴇ: ᴏᴏᴄ #❖ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ɪꜱ ᴀ ʟᴏꜱᴛ ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ: ᴀꜱᴋꜱ #baymaxmuses

[beaubambabey]

Me: oh my god it's so cold right now my nose is freezing

Also me: wait it's only 49°F right now

Also also me: oh man. I forgot my parents turn the heat off at night because it wakes them up when it comes on

All the little members of my inner dialogue: I'm dyin squirtle

#my head hurts #personal

[clairelutra]

there are more freeform exchanges with more amazing tags than i know what to do with ;^;

#me: so i'll take those 5 from smut4smut and those 20 out of bulletproof and those oh god fifty out of id pro quo--I WANT THEM ALL #also stork swap just finalized and i'm dyin scoob #i'm dyin squirtle #pull the trigger piglet #the magic of being forced to make your prompt enticing in <100 characters is Powerful #hallie speaks #adventures in writing

[hotpussylovecraft]

Y'all tell me something abt yourselves or your favorite movies! I wanna get to know dome folks better!

#I'm dyin squirtle

[raenef]

like damn, adrien getting fucked 6 ways from sunday? no problem

adrien dancing in a skimpy ass outfit? nOOOOOOOOOOO

#rae babbles #I'M DYIN SQUIRTLE #a certain someone might be watching him #he cleared out the club first lmao

[ussanskin]

I just asked my roommate, who is UF!Sans kin, if they wanted to come join me in laying on the couch and scroll through tumblr together,

and they went “We don’t have a couch.”

“What?”

“That’s not a couch.”

I

#us!sans kin #us!sans #otherkin #fictionkin #underswap sans kin #underswap kin #kin moments #i'm dyin squirtle #undyne squirtle #heheh #a pun #aaahhhhhhh #i'm dyingggg #my posts #snow poff rambles

[technicallyblakebelladonna]

OMFG Y’ALL I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT IN WHICH I WAS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK AND COULDN’T BREATHE AND THEN ARRYN SHOWED UP AND TALKED ME DOWN FROM IT

IT WAS A PREMONITION 

#random reagan rambles #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #DUDE #WHERE IS SHE NOW #MISS ZECH??? #MISS ZECH!!!!!!! ????? #HELLO???????? #HELLO!!!! #I'M DYIN SQUIRTLE #bumbleby #arryn zech

[juju-on-that-yeet]

FOUR NEW ORIGINAL CHARACTERS????

#MAR K #markiplier #kristin says stuff #I'M DYIN SQUIRTLE

[hollowsart]

me this morning being given so much love and appreciation by y’all:

#Ghostie mumbles #I'M DYIN SQUIRTLE #THANK Y'ALL SO MCUH KSJDHASLDKJFA #-sobs-

[watcherscrown]

muucifer replied to your post: guess who has an *~INTESTINAL PARASITE~*

Waht fhefuck

i used to be a dog walker and i'm pretty sure i picked it up somehow from a puppy who hadn't had all of his deworming shots yet, which is. deeply unpleasant to think about but he did lick my face a bunch

#muucifer #i went to the doctor bc of stomach pains and weird fatigue and it turns out its ROUNDWORMS BABEY #i'm dyin squirtle

[exhaustedwerewolf]

writing problems that idk if anyone else can relate to but are plaguing me at this fine midnight hour

“as if,” “as if,” “as if,” ever heard of a metaphor, bro? jfc

“eyes” “eyes” “eyes” is looking at one another all that these people do, God

“voice” “voice” “voice” I stand corrected, look and “say <adverb>ly”

“after a few moments,” at this point it’s A Lot of moments, isn’t it, bc that’s the fifth time you’ve used that phrase

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah word frequency

#writer problems #I'm dyin squirtle #does someone wanna beta this percy de rolo angst bc I'm suggering

[foewreckem]

Here we have an Ala Mhigan crafter showing off his latest innovation, Pocket Bard ™, as he lifts one by the ear and is about to get kicked in the nose.

(aka @kukurubean ran into the frame right when I went to gpose the Ivalician Fusilier’s Jacket I got tonight and holy shit I couldn’t not post this)

#i'm dyin squirtle #aoife mahsa #rothe aubrey

[baereaved]

actually before i go to bed i have to show off the most important thing i've seen so far, which is lenalee w/ her Ready For Bed pigtails

#I'M DYIN SQUIRTLE #crane rambles