#i'm completely normal about this i swear!

[jewishgir]

whatever!! Astarion vs. Bodhi supercut.

#i'm completely normal about this i swear! #bg3 #shadows of athkatla #astarion ancunin #bodhi #neil newbon #amelia tyler #shiv.txt

[thr-333]

I may have made more fanart for @lara-cairncross . Which I may or may not have drawn several days ago and then happy stimmed when you posted your fairy tots. Dandelion dresses are extremely fun to draw:D

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt fairy au #I'm being normal about this I swear #(complete lie_

[karpachev]

It's him, the literal sunshine

#sketching more mk stuff again #i swear i'm completely normal about him #there will be more #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 2023 #raiden #mk raiden #karpachevart

[mizuseyebrows]

"mizu's a cat" NO, SHE'S A BUNNY. LET ME COOK

#she literally has a bunny nose #I'M COMPLETELY NORMAL ABOUT HER #I SWEAR #mizu #blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #mizu bes #bes mizu #blue eye samurai mizu #bes

[mondritter]

"Remember who you are".

Leave it to Steve to think that would fix things. Bring back his long-lost partner. Erase all of the horrible things that I've done.

Winter Soldier (2012): The Electric Ghost

#bucky barnes #winter soldier #buckynat #winterwidow #I'm completely normal about these panels I swear #Jason Latour should be more appreciated for how he handled Bucky after Brubaker's departure #marvel 616

[dixonsemoboy]

i genuinely think me and daryl would be the perfect couple. we are the exact same person. he's a quiet, small town boy, exactly like me. he didn't have the greatest childhood, nor did i. we've both always been loners. i just know we would understand eachother. we'd get along so well, even without conversating. we wouldn't speak, just enjoy being in eachother's presence. we'd hold hands as we take nightly walks in the woods (of my request) we'd cuddle up by the fire, my head to his chest and his arms around me. i can hear his soft grunting as he nuzzles his face against my hair. we'd cook together, listen to our favorite music together, hunt together, ride on his motorcycle together (which took a lot of convincing from me)

we'd shower rogether, too. both of us bare for each other to see. he's glad that i trust him enough to see my body. he'd be insecure of himself, the scars on his back, his slowly graying hair, his stomach becoming slightly pudgy due to age. he'd talk down on himself, saying he's "gettin' old 'n' fat", but i'd reassure him everytime, tell him how perfect he is, every inch of him, how nobody else could ever compare to him as i rub a soapy rag over his body, cleaning the grime from it.

he'd put me into his lap and brush my hair every morning, making sure to mess it up a bit after because he knows i like it like that. he'd tell me how handsome i look in that gruff voice of his that i adore, and i would do just the same to him.

i'd wake him up every morning with kisses, worshipping every inch of his beautiful body, and of course breakfast in bed. only my man deserves the best.

i'd make both of us matching bracelets, so he always has something to remember me by. he'd smile to himself everytime he looked down at his wrist.

we'd take care of eachother, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part.

i'll forever be his boy.

#daryl dixon #i'm completely normal about him #he's TOTALLY not fictional he's in my bed i swear #i'm going crazy #norman reedus #daryl dixon x male reader #daryl dixon fanfiction #daryl dixon smut #twd daryl #daryl dixon twd #daryl dixon x ftm reader #daryl dixon x reader #daryl dixon imagines #daryl dixon drabble #dixonsemoboy

[nikatyler]

simstwt moots approved so I suppose I can post him here as well

#ts4 #sims 4 #the sims 4 #sims #simblr #my sims #astarion #the way i'm so completely normal about him. never been more normal about a character before. he's not doing anything to me swear #it's not like i'm going to go pick up a package tomorrow. a shirt with his face on it. also one w karlach #my boyfriend and my wife #i'll need to get one w gale too. boyfriend wife and pookie my holy trinity of companions #i love this game a normal amount. seriously.

[fisheito]

i told myself that yakuei only had one position then i proved myself (sorta) wrong

my fave face here:

#technically... if they were boinking in outer space... a lot of these would be the same position #makes a rotate-y gesture with my fingers #what is yakumo's kabedon if not a vertical missionary #so i've half proven myself right AND wrong! i'm net neutral in outer space broskis!!!!! #zizz-asdf if ur reading these tags i'll have u know that u inspired me to Do the Research1 #like. 5 garu riding eiden? no. it can't be. does yaku do one specific thing with eiden 5 times? *tries to write it down* #i can't quite... what's the word for that position...uhhhh #ah forget it i'll just draw it out #<- that was the process of creating this. collage? 😆 #THE MATRIX OF YAKUEI BOINKINg POSITIONS (under construction) #when u about to be semi-normal and make a spreadsheet but ur sexcabulary is stunted so you resort to visuals instead #legit opening up every intimacy room and skipping thru sections to get as complete a picture as possible #wondering... where are yaku's feet planted in this one. (skips to 8minute mark) #ah! there they are. theyre not supporting his weight in this one *draws it* #while drawing crimson phantom room 2 my brow was furrowed and i was mentally narrating #[and this one i affectionately call.. rectal exam - professional misconduct Grounds for Termination)] #surprised they str8 up havent done classicdoggstyle yet. is it because he's a snake? garu should teach him #also surprised that there's been no Light SSR for yaku yet. come on!! Light mode on the double! #uhhh i think the only repeated positions were freestanding (choco liqueur r2 and dark nova r2) #and standing AGAINST! THE! WALL! (choco liqueur r5 {interior} and shadow lineage r5 {cave}) #wait. *throws papers around* i swear they did missionary more than once. was it only ocean breeze??? #i know with the intimacy rooms they gotta modify the positions into certain angles to make it...look...better #but seriously? only one missionary out of the lot of them? despite the aesthetic tweaks??? how can that ........ #*tosses more papers around with increasing befuddlement* WHERE IS MY PURE 100% VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM #sighs as all the papers lie scattered on the ground #dude... i don't know anymore..... this is beyond my scope #now that i see how evenly spread out the positions are... #i BET the devs have SOME SORTA CHART tracking yaku's positions. now THAT'S a funky office corkboard! #yakuei #nu carnival eiden

[valeriapryanikova]

2023 art summary :]

#10/12 drawings include grian 🙃 #guys i swear i'm Totally Normal about him #anyway on a completely unrelated topic: i made 67 art posts this year; 39 of them are grian fanart or include him in some way #honourable mention goes to the 'across the grianverse' animation where i drew grian in 12 different art styles for each frame #i'm. normal #art summary

[vgumiiho]

had a customer at work named steven barnes and it took every ounce of self control i've ever had to not comment on his name. i ran through about thirty hypothetical things i could say to him and they were all equally bad. honestly i deserve an award for not saying anything!

#stucky #fox.txt #i swear i'm completely normal about these two fictional characters

[lilacthebooklover]

real suffering is learning that the awesome pretty girls in your chem class are also into starkid and you have no way to drop that you know what that is without it being completely out of the blue <//3 i'll just have to settle for liking all of their starkid innit reposts <///3 woe is me

#what's rlly funny is that i don't swear or anything #and keep rejecting everyone who asks me out #so there's this like. image around me at school that i'm ridiculously innocent #which is fair enough in most cases (modern slang & sex references are so weird) #but also it'd be so funny to see their reactions to finding out i listen to like #dirty girl and take off your clothes #& i watch stuff like abstinence camp completely of my own volition #one of then was shocked enough about me listening to heathers #i want her to learn that i too know all the choreo to cup of roasted coffee and every word in npmd <3 #LOOK I THINK WE'RE ALL DOING A LEVELS AT THE SAME PLACE #THEY'RE SO COOL AND SMART AND PRETTY AND THEY'RE??? NICE TO ME???? #it's crazy #i want to be their fren :) #i feel like if i got into a conversation sith them about starkid i would go so off the rails though #the least normal about it ever #starkid #starkid productions #starkid npmd #tgwdlm #team starkid #hatchetfield #starkid musicals #black friday starkid #trail to oregon #starkid twisted #holy musical b@man #firebringer #etc etc etc #i wonder if they've seen spies are forever.. #starkid innit

[somebluemelodies]

whatever you do, do NOT think about q!Cellbit and q!Roier blasting music and singing and dancing around the chaos room with Richas also joining in on the dancing, and they're just all laughing and smiley and-

i repeat do NOT THINK ABOUT IT

#i'm not thinking about it i swear #i'm completely normal #and completely normal about them #NOTHING TO SEE HERE #qsmp cellbit #qsmp roier #qsmp richarlyson #spiderbit #qsmp

[fastbreakpoints]

#it's the way he makes sure his hold on jaylen is tight enough it's the way he actually TIGHTENS his hold on jaylen it's theway they're #smiling so big it's the way jayson wants to put his face on jaylen's back!!!! #I'm feeling so normal about this I swear! Completely Normal! #the jays #*

[astaraels]

I commissioned the wonderful @GreyEnchanter over on twitter for this beautiful piece of Alistair with my warden, Madelyn Amell! ohhh my heart <3

#dragon age oc #not my art #alistair x amell #alistair x warden #warden amell #alistair theirin #dragon age #fanart #I! LOVE THEM! SO MUCH! #i'm completely normal about them i swear (i'm not) #yes alistair is ridiculously tall...maddy can't help being a little shortie lmao

[ddarker-dreams]

Hey Lock!!

I just wanted go ask, who‘s your main in genshin?

(90% sure it‘s Scara)

you guessed correctly 😌

i love him a little too much.

#i've saved up 20 pulls so that when he gets a rerun i'll be able to finally c6 him #i swear i'm normal about scara ............................... yeah... aha.... completely normal... #lock plays genshin #answered #Anonymous

[psychicninja90]

Nintendo will probably never give us explicitly canon zelink.

I hope they heavily imply they have a relationship and that they live in Hateno together.

Like,

Link wakes up from a prophetic nightmare (the hero has canonically had these) only to panic in real life. He looks around, and he's alone. There are no sounds coming from downstairs, just bird singing in the mid-morning sun. His heart drops into his stomach. Zelda's gone.

Then he sees a note next to him.

Link,

I apologize for my sudden absence. It was very early in the morning, and you were sleeping so soundly I didn't have the heart to wake you. Purah sent a message claiming there was a 'very important' emergency that only I could help with. Knowing Purah, that could be a minor inconvenience or something may explode soon, so I'll be in the lab for a few hours at least. Please come up when you're ready.

Yours,

Zelda

P.S. We are out of rice. Will you go to Pruce's and buy some please? Thank you!

He smiles. When he walks through the house, we see books and guardian parts and terrariums mixed in with the weaponry and other house accouterment.

He walks out of the house, and the sign reads Link and Zelda's House.

He walks into town, and people ask, "Where is Zelda? I thought you two were joined at the hip." Or "That Zelda's a keeper." Or "Will you tell Zelda thank you for me? The irrigation system she designed is working wonders for our crops!"

He buys the rice and races up the hill (because Zelda has the Sheikah Slate). He takes one step in the door, he sees her, and a soft smile grows on his face. She sees him, and she beams.

Just...give me all the soft domestic fluff, then hurt me by tearing them apart only for them to find each other again stronger and sure of themselves and their roles in the future of Hyrule.

#Im completely normal about them and this game I swear #qwu #totk zelink #loz totk #I'm excited #I'm probably so wrong #but I don't care #😁 #botw zelink #zelink