#i'm a petty bitch

[drakonovisny]

i completely understand gale, if i had a nuke inside of me i'd be threatening to detonate it at every inconvenience

#i'm a petty bitch #bg3

[thats-rough-buddy04]

Everyone collectively coming together to clown on the dazai anon is a beautiful sight

#dazai anon #bsd #bungou stray dogs #soukoku #I'm a petty bitch

[appl3-juice-box]

Some girl, making fun of my friend for how they act, and other things they cant control: 😒🖕

Me, a petty ass bitch, about to ruin her entire social life by listening in on the gossip, doing a DIY background check, and reporting her to the school multiple times for the same thing till they get tired of me so they bring me in so I can tell the school about all the shit she's done in the past 7 years of her life, when I've not even known her for one: 😙🖕

#petty bitch #I'm a petty bitch #but hey #its for the best #school #drama #school drama

[poundingwaves]

After some much needed post-battle rest, Gorgug is still left with one mystery to solve. How the hell is he supposed to figure out Mary Ann’s phone number? First, he asks Fig for help since she’s apparently on lime level. She laugh reacts to his message and tells him she has absolutely no clue what Quokki Pets is but she’ll meet him at Basrar’s.

Fig offers to Wanda Childa Mary Ann to try to get more information out of her and Gorgug practically begs her not to. They agree instead to request Adaine’s research expertise. Adaine sends them a bulleted list of Quokki Pets facts including where to find the game. The three of them meet at the Elmville mall to see if Mary Ann actually left her phone number there. Adaine starts mage handing copies of the game over to Fig (disguised as an employee) who opens them to see if there are any notes inside. Gorgug purchases a copy for himself. Maybe actually playing the game could be a good idea (and impress Mary Ann if that’s even possible). 

After being booted from the store, Mary Ann’s number still eluding them, they consider that finding Mary Ann’s profile could help. They enlist their tech genius, so Riz shows up with his equipment ready to go. He hacks into the Quokki Pets message boards and finds a high level user located in Elmville with the name Mangostrawb. Gotta be her. So they look through her posts on the message boards and mostly just find her showing off her Quokkis, leaving scathing comments on non-optimized builds, or occasionally dropping tips for new players. After scrolling through dozens of pages, they’re positive Mangostrawb is Mary Ann but that’s still not exactly helpful.

They finally call it quits for the day and go their separate ways, vowing to keep helping Gorgug get to that bench. Late that night as he’s embarking on his Quokki Pets journey, Gorgug gets a text from an unknown number. He opens it. “you don’t just get quokki pets. they come to you”

Gorgug sighs and puts his crystal down. She's so fucking annoying.

And so hot.

#enemies to lovers where Mary Ann constantly tests Gorgug's patience until they combine forces and become petty bitches together #i'm so obsessed with them already lmao #skuttlespring #gorgann #gorgug x mary ann #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #rae speaks

[delphi-dreamin]

Did I just scroll through the entire Missouri Charge Code Manual just because I hate our local Walmart’s AP? Yes, yes I did.

#I'm a petty bitch #personal

[cowboyshit]

#petty bitch 💗 #hangman adam page #hangman page #adam page #aew #aew collision #aewedit #all elite wrestling #mine: gifs #my gifs: hangman adam page #also stop getting so hot i'm having trouble looking right at you lately

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 82

Lex Luthor is admittedly, a very petty man. A very petty man who absolutely despises a certain kryptonian. So what if he made a clone- the alien got mind controlled practically every other week, could anyone blame him for being concerned?!

He’s more than a little annoyed that said clone was stolen from Cadmus, even though they had assured him repeatedly that they knew what they were doing. Trying to steal Gotham’s cryptid’s child was not a good idea- even he knew that! So of course they take the clone and the kryptonian discovers said clone and… rejects it. Huh. He should probably take advantage of that. 

But he is a petty man. 

If the alien is going to reject the child then he’ll just have to prove to be the better father. He’ll of course be the best father, if only to shove it in the other’s face. Really, how hard could it be?

#dcu #dc #prompts #petty dad au #Luthor: Ah yes I shall take advantage and prove that I am superior in parenting #Luthor: Obviously if I help make the clone sympathetic to humans that is advantageous #Alexander “Lex” Luthor: Oh you wish to be called Connor? Certainly we can put it on your birth certificate even #young justice #lex luthor #connor kent #kon el #superboy #superman #Tim who forced Batman to adopt him: Oh finally an adult that I can bitch about my bio parents about with #Tim: Bruce gets all weird and sad when I try to roast them like being left alone isn't that weird #Bart: No idea what's going on here I was dragged to this way too fancy penthouse for breakfast #Bart: But I'm not going to say no to free breakfast #Connor: I am not doing villain things- i'd have to fight my friends! #Connor: I won't say no to the cash and free stuff and being petty tho

[lucienne-thee-librarian]

As an actual irl dyke, a certified Lesbian, I fuck with the m/f Sandman crowd, the Morphienne and the CocoRose and the Cocoluce, the Dreamuse folks a million times before I'd fuck with any person who puts out or reblogs one post about how Lucienne and/or Rose and/or Gault is a Lesbian/Bi Icon Yaaas Queen Work Slay and then proceeds to give the other 99% of their attention to the same two or three dudes and those pairs over and over and clearly has no deeper thought or real interest in the personality relationships or inner lives of these ladies.

#fandom wank #fandom misogyny #i'm just so tired fam this is petty bitching don't kill me #i guess i'm not done i thought i was i just had to get it off my chest

[mortuarywriting]

if i can be petty in your askbox? that lil video of konig manspreading just made me gag. you know that man already smells like a roll of coins on a good day, but his ball smell wafting out? no wonder the dude covers his fucking nose -391780

Look I'm the LAST person to discourage pettiness in this chili's. This is a petty welcome zone.

I will, however, make it worse 'cause like. Man's also got post-mission smell which has to be appalling. Being in an enclosed space after that just feels. Not Ideal at most polite. Walk my happy ass back to base at worst. Keep a bottle of febreze and spray him liberally before letting him on at funniest.

#391780 #I'm a petty and spiteful bitch I will always indulge petty and spitefulness #I'm not saying i smell like a bunch of roses but I am saying I am aware of how I smell after tromping around in the sun all day for college #And while at the time the student body all agreed its late summer none of us will smell pleasant we at least yanno. Fuckin tried #And once it hit cooler Temps/major specific and you stayed in one building mostly everything was Better #Idk i feel like there's a baseline level of 'I'm dealing with people this is what I need to do' I set up for myself. #He could stand to have something similar #rambles from the morgue #Boy I hope this doesn't wind up in his tag #Doubling down tho it would be hilarious if this man got got by his own trap while setting it up

[georgeaddo]

— What? Wait, you can't talk to me about— Jesus! Sarah, I was an agent there way before you were. The only reason I'm not there now, is 'cause I threw it away to help you. — I never asked you to do that! — Yeah, you couldn't ask me, 'cause you were dead.

#tlpedit #thelazarusprojectedit #tvedit #scifiedit #the lazarus project #george addo #paapa essiedu #sarah #charly clive #*laz #*val #cinematv #televisiongifs #i wondered if george was gonna mention it was his fault sarah got killed but i'm glad she was the one to bring it up lol #this really all started because george decided to be a petty bitch. respect. #tlp spoilers #tlp 2 spoilers

[ellerosen]

First they said it's Madney episode, Bucktommy shouldn't be there. Now they found out the karaoke scene was cut and they're whining (because there was expected to be kissing/cheating/other shit, even though it's total delulu fantasy).

Well, now I'm saying it's Madney episode, Buddie shouldn't be there. It's karma, bitches. Sorry.

Wait…

I'm not sorry :)

#911 abc #bucktommy #yes i'm petty bitch you can't blame me i'm floundering in a toxic environment #wanted to use this gif for a long time #achtung alarm: bad english

[justalittlebluetiefling]

ngl and maybe this is just a quiet thought, but if I were Dorian and went through all that just now, I'm not sure it would have convinced me to fight on essentially the same side as the god who just killed my brother

#cr spoilers #i'd hear her say she doesn't like ludinus and be like okay i'm petty bitch fuck you

[blackbackedjackal]

Half of me is like "wow DogBlud really wanted to crush my werewolf project because of her own insecurities that's super fucked up" and the other half of me is like "haha fucking skill issue I'm gonna talk about Strawberry Moon so much now because🖕🖕🖕"

#banging all the pots and pans till she comes out of hiding #she wants people to “forget” like lol nah I'm a mean and petty bitch when I wanna be and I get to use all my rage on this #jackal's journal #took her ass 40 years to write some shit and still couldn't find the plot #rip #“I'm a writer” bitch where?

[showmey0urfangs]

I don't know how some of y'all are gonna survive a whole season of 𝕃𝕠𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕕 if this is how you are acting over a 3-minute clip.

#bitches are out here crying screaming throwing up #and for what? #here go some haterade get ya thirst quenched 😂 #yes I'm being petty #this is our moment #deal with it #iwtv #iwtv season 2 #interview with the vampire #loumand

[killingfrankie]

if the shoe fits lace that bitch up and RUN 🎀

#renee rapp #these bitches are testing tf out of me #i hate people #might get violent #someone shut these bitches up #i'm extremely petty #someone started telling people i couldn't sing #for context i'm a music college student #so i told everyone how she came to me for singing lessons bc she has awful breath control and couldn't sing before i helped her #trust im about to beat a bitch up #im not even lying either #im telling the truth #im just a girl

[youcancallmekathyp]

“You’re our home, at least mine.” // We look at the water a lot.”

#widojest #cr spoilers #you know what yeah i'm a petty bitch #jester deserves SO MUCH BETTER #anti fjorester