#i’m sorta joking but like

[chloesimaginationthings]

have you drawn human game willaim afton? like non springtrap purple guy?

Finally drew my design again! Honestly I should draw him more pff

#ask reply #I’m still unsure if I like this guys look or not #like I feel some sorta tweaking needs to be done #BUT EVEN WITH that I should draw him more fr #there’s so many jokes that can be done with game William Afton

[smilesrobotlover]

Why is Sidon the most gayest straight character ever

#I guess he could be bi it’s perfectly reasonable #but his whole character makes me laugh cuz he’s engaged to Yona a lovely lady #but he has a statue of him and Link in Zora’s domain #and he talks about Link so much #like #I love him #maybe Sidon just tries to express his love and appreciation for someone cuz you never know when you’ll lose them #oh now I’m sad #this was meant to be a joke post 😭😭 #tears of the kingdom #tears of the kingdom spoilers #sidlink #sorta #I don’t personally ship it but it doesn’t ruffle my feathers #totk

[kev-smell-my-fart]

One more pizzahead before I go jnto hibernation for the next 2 months goodbye chat 🚪🚶

#art more like fart #artwork #my art #artists on tumblr #pizza tower #pizzahead #The caption is a joke btw i’m not gonna leave #I’ll at the very least like…. take some sorta break #anyways take this very innocent doodle of him that does not allude to anything whatsoever :]

[leahcee]

no no no because I am very mad at how k*vin feige and the mcu made thanos and the blip this huge life altering event that was so traumatizing and heart breaking just to make it “silly” and have “funny” throw away jokes and restaurants in future films like that’s why ur shits quality is declining bro

#stop making every other sentence a joke and stop ruining emotional moments with supposedly funny lines #yes I’m looking at u Thor love and thunder #also like focus more on the characters ur writing and what story you wanna tell and the emotions u wanna evoke rather than just throwing #something together and hoping that the name brings in enough money in the box office #watching a screen crush video and I’m so irritated at how the mcu has decline in quality #AND ITS ALL THEIR OWN DOING SHDHEHDHDXH #mcu #anti mcu #sorta ? #anti kevin feige

[artastic-friend]

Sleepover Shenanigans???

My partner @akikothefuzzball and I were in call one night and decided to have a discord sleepover (sleep in call together to some music), but since we had our music bot in call with us playing some tunes, and we just so happen to have it nicknamed "DJ Music Man"... we came up with this goofy scenario of Me, Artem, and DJMM just having a sleepover together and what dumb sleepover games we would play 💀

I jokingly mentioned "spin the bottle" because the idea of it was funny to me that if I spun it, I'd be happy with either person it lands on, but Artem and DJ are just homies and so if one of them spun it, then they would have a 50% chance of it being really awkward 💀 (for extra context, in this hypothetical, My partner, Artem, and I are dating, and DJ and I are also dating, but Artem and DJ are just friends. Artem is also dating (I think) the DCA so we are all just in a wacky poly relationship I guess? XD)

Anyway. I made a dumb little comic because of that:

hehehahehahehaeh

I'm double gay :'D

#cw: romance #cw: kissing #dj music man #djmm #sona #sorta shitpost I put too much effort into #also it wasn't originally intended which is why it doesn't look like it but... #Artem and I joked that because DJ has a little nightcap.. that it's actually Moon's nightcap and that he's out there bald somewhere 💀 #anyway uhhhhhhhhhh god I'm such a simp #rarararararra #I’m so sorry to the ppl looking for the Spamton I feel so evil now- he is at 1% opacity 😭 like- basically impossible y’all I’m so sorry. #don’t look for Spamton 💀💀💀 #my art #2023 #artastic-friend

[willthespy]

eras tour solangelo?

what era? the great depression???

#that’s a joke i think i sorta get what you mean but you gotta give me something to work with 🙏 #think of me as a grandpa or like a 5 year old cuz i’m an idiot when it comes to popular media #anon ask #solangelo #pjo #nico di angelo #will solace #idk why i tagged them they’re barely mentioned but heyyy…. the tags feel empty…. #text post

[deityofhearts]

every time someone thinks I’m younger than I am/younger than them i die a bit inside

#deity dialogue #I’m only sorta joking but it’s like damn bitch get your act together people think you’re younger than you are #i can only imagine it’s because I’m dumb of ass and a petty brat #and allegedly apparently have a baby face at least according to irls #hopefully it’s not ‘I thought you were younger (derogatory)’ #Y^Y

[skullfragments]

as i’m sitting here past midnight working on good omens fanart, laughing to myself as i ponder the possibilities of expanding the ridiculous good omens x high school musical crossover i threw out there, i realize that perhaps my friends have, in fact, chosen not to watch good omens (despite my insistence on its quality) simply because they do not want to be subjected to this new flavor of brain worms from yours truly

#i’ve rly been thinking about it and i think this might rly be it #not in like a mean way or anything #but in a ‘i do not want to receive stupid memes about these two characters 24hrs a day’ #or ‘dear god sara you pulled me down the stucky rabbit hole and look at where it brought us’ #‘i’m not doing this shit again’ #sorta way #i have so many silly ideas and i can’t share them bc what if they DO watch it!! #i can’t risk spoilers!!! #i need one of them to watch it and be insane with me #force them to hear my dumb jokes #well gomens specific dumb jokes lol #good omens #they’re conspiring against me!! #two of them have read the book so like!!! #WATCH THE SHOW #<- ok yea exhibit A of why they don’t wanna get involved in All of That #whatever cringe is dead

[gh0stz404]

bisexual culture is saying “oo dilf. smash.” to lucifer (hazbin hotel) and “oo milf. i want her to crush me. smash.” to lillith (hazbin hotel)

#this is a joke #sorta #i don’t actually simp for them tho #like #lillith (hh) is hot but i’m not a simp for her #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel lilith #bisexual #bisexuak culture is

[peach-pot]

i know most of us find it annoying when people say shit like “there’s no way these characters/celebrities/etc are ‘just friends’” after seeing them like. show any sort of fondness for each other, as if it’s impossible to have a close bond with someone that’s exclusively platonic, but have you ever dealt with someone saying that shit about YOU? like face to face about you and a friend as if it’s still an appropriate little joke to make? really makes you reconsider your moral code…. <- this last bit is a joke, but it does make me absolutely furious lol

#it hasn’t happened much to me but every time it does I’m like. floored. #someone I’ll barely know will say something like that and I’ll think: #‘how could you think that’s appropriate to say to me! you barely know me!’ #and then someone I know well will say something like that and I’ll think: #‘how could YOU think that’s appropriate to say to me! you KNOW me!!!!’ #hannah talks sometimes #OH OR SOMETIMES it’ll have the same sorta joke set up as the whole ‘historians will say they were just friends’ thing #like ‘oh you’d have to be an idiot to think their relationship was platonic’ #but instead of saying it about historical figures or fictional characters you’re saying it about ME AND MY REAL LIFE FRIENDS. GIRL. #and I’m not even very visably affectionate with my friends! i don’t like most physical touch with most people #imagine the kind of bullshit I’d have to deal with if I was more physically affectionate with my pals… I think I WOULD turn to murder

[theshadowrealmitself]

I’ve been thinking about an au where Romulans aren’t, like, the evil villain species (cause I hate the idea of villainizing an entire species), but Romulans and Vulcans still hate each other and what kind of differences the two species would have

(Especially in their interactions with humans because I adore alien/human interactions, whether it’s platonic, romantic, familial, etc)

And I’m gonna need to hear y’all’s opinions cause I think I’m getting very ooc with it because, to me, Vulcans have a nosey nelly problem, they act like they don’t but they are incredibly up into Humans’ businesses, so I feel like, in contrast to that, Romulans would be incredibly smug about not caring about Humans, just ignoring them when they act extremely “illogical” or whatever, just like “look at us, we don’t care at all, we’re unbothered”

#good that’s probably ooc #the specific interaction I’m thinking about #is how they’d interact to those skating outfits #you know the really cool ones that sorta look derby inspired but also decorative #with the chokers and chain garter belts #I love when women wear those they look so cool!! #but also with the shorts that ride up when they get sweaty and the crop tops get me flustered #looking respectfully I swear #so I was thinking about how aliens would react to that #a cute human with shorts and a crop top and all those heart chains and garter belt #who is sweaty and red faced from working out #and I don’t know if Vulcans would get flustered but my immediate thought was like ‘oh they’d have something to say #about the ‘illogical’ outfit’ #although that’s kinda reductive for the whole species #but on average how do you think they’d react? #I also feel like Romulans would be competitive with them and all do their best NOT to look at the human #‘look how little we care’ #this is all just a setup for a joke about a human preferring to walk by Romulans #just because when you feel sweaty and gross you prefer walking by people who aren’t looking at you at all #I love women so much #love when women rock cool outfits #would love to see men skating in shorts and crop tops and chain garter belt things as well 👀 #and nb people #👀👀👀 #unfortunately I know I don’t really pull that look off 😭 #Star Trek #humans #Vulcans #Romulans #edit: didn’t like how I spelled Nelly

[theswedishpajas]

It’s-a me!!

The weird guy lurking in the forest

#my art stuff #digital art #smb #mario #not so much a smb sona cus I already have clownguy for that #but moreso just me happening to dress like the famed brooklyn boios and enjoying mushrooms #but also I’d love to be invited to all the games and have a voice that sounds like someone struggling in the bathroom or something #I wanna join in and have all the characters be very confused and creeped out by me #and I want to befriend everyone but mario prolly #I want him to be very concerned cus I won’t act like my usual chill self around him but I want to befriend the rest #which I EASILY could cus I’m oddly down to earth and charismatic at times #I just want mario to feel like he’s going insane and left out #I have a weird hatred towards mario #it feels like he’s hurt me personally several times #I want him to feel sorta like how twilight felt in the episode where she missed out on the others creating inside jokes with discord #mlp mention #I was also gonna add a doodle of him being angry people confuse him for a wa-person just cus he has a blushy nose and bags under his eyes #but I was too tired #😔 #uhhhhh… OH- #super mario bros #power ups #fire flower #super star #wtf is it called #tanooki leaf thing #gdi I’m so rusty at my marios #OTL

[clueless-one]

WAIT NO DONT FOLLOW ME FOR THE IN UNIVERSE RP I DONT PLAN TO MAKE IT A THING HERE

#btw I’m sorta joking #like 100% follow me if you want I don’t control what you do #but also I genuinely don’t plan to make it a thing here

[riggedbones]

people often forget the political nature of the fingers in his ass sunday song

#lucky.pdf #this is largely a joke i’m just referring to the fact that it was a song made for a very specific reason #that being. getting the word out about the fact that kanye west was doing some sorta copyright crackdown w mashups at the time #i don’t think that’s necessary political but i couldn’t think of a good way to say it without like. writing a whole thing. #which takes away from funny sentence this is what talking in tags is for