#i’m not the ass of bts

[itsjeonjk]

why is my name and assless chaps being mentioned in the same sentence

#╰ ✩ ⸜⸜ ﹙ 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱 ﹚ ╱ * update. #i’m not the ass of bts #look at jimin-ssi or taehyungie

[theenoathee]

david jenkins saying he made taika get wet the entire season bc that’s what the fans wanted is so genuinely amazing? going into the writers room and being like “yeah so the hoes want wet cat taika love u bye” just for US?? batting my eyelashes rn

#source: samba’s bts #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season 2 #stede bonnet #ed teach #ofmd s2 #gentlebeard #blackbeard ofmd #ofmd season 2 spoilers #wet cat lookin ass i’m in love with him #david jenkins

[edsbacktattoo]

#ass

#i’m in tears over hashtag ass #pleaseeeee #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd bts

[sunfortune]

can’t tell if i’ve outgrown reading romance novels or everything i’ve been reading has just been bad. and boring

#‘sorry i don’t care about bts anymore i got medicated’ moment #i feel like i’m just reading boring ass shit tbh #books

[taehyungfirst]

Let’s talk.

Unfortunately, since that 10 minutes live happened, I saw a lot of people on here accusing Taehyung of being an attention seeker. What I fail to understand is WHY and HOW he is considered one. Let’s dissect it in an objective way, mh? (By objective I mean like a human being who lives in a society and knows what is it like to have a friend).

How is Tae attention seeking for mentioning his bandmate, a friend of 10 years? And why is only Tae on the receiving end of this narrative? I’m sure lots of you saw those edits where JK says “taehyungie hyung” like 10 times in ONE live. And what about Jimin? He sure talks a lot about Yoongi AND Jk. And what about Yoongi? He apparently can’t go one Suchwita episode without mentioning Jungkook. So what I’m asking is, why this narrative is only pushed on Taehyung? I’m gonna give you an answer too, don’t worry.

It’s because you think he’s an enemy for your ship, it’s because shipper narratives rotted your brain so much that you over analyze and point fingers at Tae because you see him as someone who stays in the middle of your ship. You go as far as calling him liar, attention seeker, for mentioning a member when ALL of them do the same all the time, and the times the other members namedrops him is way MORE than the times Tae mentions someone else, so what I’m asking you today is to do some introspection and maybe realize that you don’t like Taehyung that much if every time he moves you find ways to make him an enemy and a villain.

And beside, wouldn’t it be better finally admitting it to yourself instead of hiding behind a “I like all of BTS members BUT…”?

#and let’s be real. you only see people calling him names on here bc you know on twitter you would get your ass reported as an anti #bc you’re AWARE that’s how anti move #and because tumblr is infested by people like you who reinforces the stuff you say so it’s a never ending cycle #i’m very very tired. taehyung doesn’t deserve people like you #taehyung #bts #jikook #kim taehyung #vmin #taekook

[bisexualrapline]

he did this for me (bisexualagustd)

#bro i really thought i was being delulu when i thought he looked at my section and saw my holding up my big ass bi flag but now i’m like #maybe i wasn’t being delulu… #i miss him so fucking much oh my god i personally believe i deserve soundcheck and backstage passes to all his shows but that’s just me #.txt #yoongi #bts #suga/agust d tour

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

I love the original mv for I need u cuz like it’s got everything. Substance abuse, self harm, suicidal ideation, depression, violence, domestic assault, arson, general mayhem, fucking murder, finding solace in friendship, the freedom of unsupervised youth, and homoerotic subtext all set to an early 2010s pop ballad about missing the girl they broke up with and being upset about it

#she speaks #it’s been very fun catching up on a decade of these boys’ shenanigans #and I really do enjoy their edgy ass early shit #what’s funny tho is I remember getting really into blackpink around this time #and like Gangnam style when it blew up here #like a couple years before #and being like well bts is popular let’s give them a shot #and really not liking their music at the time #funny how taste changes over time #because I really do unironically love this song #but man if you had told 21 year old me I’d have TWO bts blogs and a folder on every social media site I’m on dedicated to them #she would have laughed hysterically at even the mere suggestion 😂😂😂 #even 26 yo me woulda laughed #fucking hell even 30 yo me woulda fuckin laughed #anyway #it’s kinda fun posting stream of consciousness shit here lmfao #cuz I have like five followers and like two of them are my friends 😂😂😂

[bsotted]

Tagged by @ladytaetae 🥹 omg thanks I always love an opportunity to talk ab myself lmao

I’m definitely finding this… a little funny um for context if it helps I went to the Coldplay concert in Seattle on my birthday a couple weeks ago so since I am the type who likes to do homework for that kind of thing and Coldplay’s discography goes back like 20 years… LOL

And for the rest basically my only explanation is #1 it’s been raining for weeks because again this is Seattle and #2 taehyung gets me and the layover vibes are frankly unmatched.

I really can not explain that very high zion t rating tho I’ve literally just been listening to yanghwa daegyo and anirago from time to time so that is a mystery to me

Tagging @edoras my beloved @somebodydoeslove if you haven’t done it already? @lamptastical @caprisunmom @ana-isnt-dead @whalesbians @namkookswife @lesbianslovebts again if u haven’t done it already @starburstfloat @tacozebra051 ❤️ hey love I haven’t forgotten how good ur taste is 👀 is that 10? Idk how to count. @ajaegerpilot just in case I know I can always count on u for music tags hehehe

Bonus Coldplay content:

Chris Martin also grabbed a lesbian flag out of the crowd and wore and waved it around for an entire song so that was 🏳️‍🌈 hahahaha I have video somewhere.

#great choice of birthday activity i have no regrets #tag game #thank you again for tagging me!! #also holly u tagged me in something like this recently that I never posted rip 🥴 #I’m so sorry it was nine characters or something?? but for the life of me I could literally only think of hxh killua #and I was too embarrassed to post a whole tag w one edgy ass 12 yo boy like yeap. there he is that’s me #esp because yours were really good!!! so um consider me still thinking about it #I’m still trying to come up with more bc again. I do love him we are the same but that’s embarrassing shdjjfjfkdjdjss #coldplay #bts #v #jungkook #rm #txt #paul mccartney #baekhyun #zion.t #one ok rock #jonas brothers #deantrbl #dimlim #angie.txt

[kimtaegis]

finished about 80% of a comp of this run bts special but you know what. no lol

#I’m so full of rage tonight I could really feel it build up over the last few hours #triggered by this – forgive my language – stupid ass fandom #the love I have for those boys is really being tested over and over again #and I don’t know how much longer it’ll hold against the absolute stupidity of a (way too) big part of this fandom #the utter bullshit I have to read makes me want to constantly bang my head against a wall #maybe then I’d be able to nod along and still have a good time #cause boy that has been tough #from hating on every other group over harassing people who dare to say one critical thing about bts to wanting #to ‘boycott’ sk because of the enlistment news #are you actually hearing yourself? #like who do you think you are? #this superiority complex mixed with that utter hate and negativity many armys spread makes me SICK #do you think bts would be proud of you for looking down and hating on everybody #for only supoorting their country and its industry #not because you genuinely like/ enjoy it but because you follow them like cult members that tell you what to do? #for turning them into these untouchable beings that are only allowed to like each other and everyone else is below their standard #and shouldn't even dare come near them. what a lonely life you wish these men istg #suddenly you're all spokespersons for grown adults you don't know shit about #or you're playing polticians who know excatly what's going on behind the scenes cause you read a tweet about it #I genuinely wonder how these people go through their life? are you defending your actual loved ones like that too? #are you capable of not throwing a fit when someone else has a different opinion than you or criticises you. actually YOU. not some band? #how can one abandon every bit of critical thinking like that? I just don't get it #what's wrong with just being sad about them leaving for a while #WITHOUT being the most ignorant arrogant hateful assholes #never in my life have I encountered this much spite and toxicity #just...chill. just listen to their music make cute edits watch their videos but please for the love of god. just shut up for once #I could go on and on but. also no #could already kick myself for even being this affected that I had to write it down #contributing to this senseless discourse and putting my own negativity out there #I feel at least a little bit lighter now

[dreamer-grl]

how is jungkook going to be back by 2025 if he doesn’t leave before january 2024🤔🤔

#because there’s been talk of a tour and i’m like how??? sir your ass gotta go. #jungkook #bts #jayy rambles #jeon jungkook

[silverfoxlou]

Do you have any thoughts on why did he agree tho? I’d understand if it was Liam who agreed because of Charlie connection(plus Liam is nicer) but Noel…tbh he should be bitter and mad that Louis has connections to Liam lmao. In Zach Sang interview Louis said that he was lucky but I feel like there’s more to the story

Maybe something about Louis just tugged at his heartstrings and he didn’t feel like saying no.

#you also have to wonder how much all these artists know about louis #and what’s happening bts #do they know about the blacklisting? (rob harvey clearly does) #maybe noel agreeing to it was also motivated by other factors that had less to do with louis and more the industry? #now i’m just pulling things out of my ass but it’s food for thought

[luxurystark-jackson]

“i’m better than your korean men” sure but kim namjoon would actually accept that i’m bisexual, y’know

#bts #bts namjoon #i’m sorry father but i stan supportive kings #unlike your biphobic ass

[woundedheartwithin]

Something I did not expect about having a kpop gif blog is that my posts all generally perform pretty well but I have 10 followers and half of them are my dear friends or beloved followers of this blog who followed for kimura posts 😂😂😂😂

#she speaks #I’m not upset I find it endlessly funny actually #but also #I am so sorry lmfao #I swear I’ve got kimura gifs in the works #i just FOR SOME REASON decided to gif an entire 11 minute video #of the most lethal bts shoot in existence #as my inaugural gif set series #i am in the trenches #because people have giffed this shoot but like… I wanted them to exist in a specific way #so here we are #I’m working on the last third of the vid tho and then imma redo the mark and lona one #and I’ve got a folder of Kyojo 0 I’d like to start on as well #and then imma do the blood sweat and tears shoot sketch because yoongi’s ass is just 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 #I mean… #hm #he’s also blindfolding Jimin OKAY WHAT BYE

[seddair]

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#seeing new (or maybe not new who knows) buddie pictures and feeling no anticipation/anxiety with it is really nice tbh #i still like buddie and i ship them! #but having no expectations whatsoever for them and just being able to enjoy bts pics like that is so much better lmao #instead of trying to figure out what it could all mean and hating tim for making me anxious #i can appreciate tim giving us some content even though it’s pretty much meaningless #much better than a certain showrunner! #nice to have essentially moved on in a way #the season 6 finale sucked ass but i’m thankful that it allowed me to fully cut ties #anyway #ignore me

[vidi-ugh]

First it’s the anniversary of Vicente Fernandez’s death. Then it’s also the day of the last BTS members’ enlistment.

December 12 is a cursed day for me 😭😭

#I’ve barely been keeping up w anything because finals have been kicking my ass #but just know I’m very sad 😀 #nina’s life notes #vicente fernandez #bts

[josephsaturn]

Getting back into cookie run made me realize why I can’t play gacha games

#I just get too invested in the actual gacha portion instead of the story #thank god my parents instilled a fear of personal data leakage in me otherwise I might’ve blown all my money on the gachapon #either way I’m in the bts miniquests now so wish me luck #cuz I dunno fuckall about bts and I’m ass at rhythm games #cookie run