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azriel taking a flower from the garden and tucking it into elain’s hair but i raise you one. elain takes the prettiest flower from her garden one day while az is perched on a rock reading and just tucks it behind az’s ear now he’s red and flustered bc she’s looking at him like he’s the prettiest thing she’s witnessed in her life

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I could fix him. I could make him worse. Good for you. I could gently take the weapon out of his shaking, blood-soaked hand and hold him until he finally believes that he doesn't have to be defined by all the ways the world has hurt him. Then we could ruin the lives of everyone who has ever treated him like he's a monster who doesn't deserve love.

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Speaking of the missing cravats… 💙💜

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"I do trust you. You've earned that." (For Stede)

⟡ — 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐭

Stede let out a breath he didn’t realize he’d been holding. “Oh, that’s a relief,” he said with a content yet uneasy smile. He fiddled with the hem of his shirt nervously, eyebrows furrowed.

“Are you…quite sure I deserve that?”

#stede bonnet rp #ofmd rp

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"You don't have to be a dick about it." (To Izzy)

⟡ — 𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬

“I have to be a dick in order to get through that thick skull of yours, you stubborn twat,” Izzy fired back, his tone not carrying as much venom as the words implied.

#izzy hands rp #ofmd rp

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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐘  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒     —     a collection of one - liners taken from the 2020 film, freaky.   slightly edited for clarity.   change pronouns as necessary.   tw : nsfw language, violence.

don't underestimate a straight white man's propensity for violence.

what will this year's story be?

not with that attitude.

it's a vagina, not an all - night drive - through.

do you have a date for homecoming tomorrow?

it's just a stupid dance.

this is your chance to land that plane.

you're a fucking piece, girl.

you can't keep living your life for someone else.

you've got to start doing things for you.

i don't want you to wake up one morning and realize your whole life passed you by 'cause you were busy being everything to everyone but you.

always set your watch five minutes ahead.

oh my god, it's a slaughterhouse!

i want to feel like a teenage girl.

i'll suck your dick!

you're like a little ninja.

i'm like, the most trustworthy person.

i am so sick of your constant need for attention.

maybe we let her be weird for a day.

we are so dead!

i need a friend right now, and you're smashing the shit out of me.

this is like a floppy anteater.

nobody pays attention in that class.

boys are so gross.

you like being scared?

i'll make you wish your buggy, wormy, stupid face was never born.

he's like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

that's what you get for fucking with me, missy.

i could go to prison!

i happen to be a professional at helping men pick out polos.

everybody needs a second opinion.

i didn't mean to share all that with you.

i lost somebody, too.

you're so easy to talk to.

i think we have a connection, and i would like to know if maybe you would like to grab a coffee with me sometime.

i would love to do more than a coffee.

a coffee wouldn't be enough for us.

you know i hate sports.

how do killers do this?

if we get recognized, we're screwed.

your touch makes this pussy drier than sandpaper.

i can't wait to kill you.

she fucking wants me.

have you ever seen me dressed like that?

i'm gonna freak out, okay?

you sad fucking cunt.

you pathetic coward.

it does feel kind of good to ... just feel strong for once.

strength doesn't come from size.

you are a lot stronger than you think.

isn't role - playing ... a sex game?

i didn't want to tell you until i was ready, but ... i'm straight.

[ name ] , you are many things, but straight isn't one of them.

i've liked you since day one.

how weird is it that i kind of feel like kissing your right now?

you're still [ name ] to me.

i'm not going anywhere.

you think you're this hot shit now, huh?

you tell anybody, i'll fucking kill you.

i hate sports.

you're my daughter. nothing will ever change that.

you got what you wanted, right?

why aren't you happy?

little girls shouldn't play with guns.

i understand why you feel so weak.

having balls sucks.

i am a fucking piece.

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Looking for partners to write certain ACOTAR and OFMD ships with! Specifically this is what I’m looking for right now (bolded is who I’m willing to write as):

ACOTAR:

Azriel/Elain

Azriel/Gwyn

OFMD:

Jim/Oluwande

Jim/Archie

Jim/Oluwande/Archie

I’m open to either canon or AU, and have a list of potential plots in my pinned post, along with my rules. Message or like this post if interested, and reblog to spread awareness please!

#ofmd #ofmd rp #ofmd roleplay #our flag means death roleplay #our flag means death rp #roleplay #acotar #acotar rp #azriel rp #elriel #elriel rp #acotar roleplay #a court of thorns and roses rp #a court of thorns and roses roleplay

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since i’m on a sugar baby phase imagine a plot where a college student is absolutely PAMPERED by annoymous guy. all he asks in return is to be remained mysterious, occasion nudes, & all the attention he craves. she’s all too willing to give it for the pretty penny he’s offering. but her birthday comes around & he surprises her with a trip to see her favorite singer / actor with vip access / meet & oh hold a second, how does he know my name ?? OH MY GOD YOU’RE MY SUGAR DADDY !!

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ᴍᴜꜱᴇꜱ // ʀᴜʟᴇꜱ // ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛꜱ

21+

ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ-ᴍᴜꜱᴇ

ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ

𝗳𝗲𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺: our flag means death | a court of thorns and roses | good omens | supernatural | marvel | phantom of the opera | harry potter

𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀: enemies to lovers | mafia au | friends to lovers | sex work au | found family | angst | hurt/comfort | slow burn | fwb to lovers | romance | fluff

𝙁𝘼𝙉𝙏𝘼𝙎𝙔 𝙈𝙐𝙎𝙀𝙎:

feyre bio

rhysand bio

azriel bio

𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐬𝐡

#self promo #selfpromo #ofmd rp #ofmd roleplay #our flag means death rp #our flag means death roleplay #supernatural rp #spn rp #acotar #acotar rp #acotar roleplay #a court of thorns and roses #good omens rp #poto rp #phantom of the opera rp #rp search #roleplay search #rp finder #roleplay finder #a court of thorns and roses rp #roleplay

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⭐️🪷 Roleplay Inquiry Post! 🪲✨

Intro & Info:

Lo | 22 | he/they

19+, no/minimal triggers and little limitations, 3rd person literate writing (1+ paragraphs) discord only (message me for user!) I really enjoy world building and knowing your character’s feelings even if it seems like a random string of thoughts!

NSFW scenes and/or undertones/themes at some point. I do like smut, especially paired with angst and certain dynamics, but if that isn’t your thing we can always keep it limited or fade to black.

Plots I’m willing to explore:

- hunger games, two people from opposite teams. queer themes; gay men, trans person called upon as their assigned gender at birth.

- stalker falls in love with someone, all falls apart when things go too well and their obsession crosses paths with them and they eventually go out, but break up. stalker is determined to watch over their lover while also keeping others away from them until they “come to their senses” on their own time.

- son of a rich politician falls in love with a narcoleptic sex worker he hires.

- post-apocalyptic setting, final survivor of a run down camp continues to live among the undead of their loved ones. another survivor from a nearby camp stumbles upon the ruins of the previous camp while scavenging and sees someone alive on the other side of the fence, living with the dead as if they were dead as well. day by day they come back, bringing their new things, trying to bring some life back into them again.

I’m more than willing to hear out any of your plots/ideas as well!

Original characters:

Lena - delusional obsessive-compulsive stalker with dangerous tendencies/habits, 26, they/them pronouns (unlabeled).

Celeste - post-apocalyptic OC, unlabeled/gnc, 27, loses their mind after their family, friends and everyone else in their survivalist camp perishes, but continues to live among them as if they’re dead as well, numb and on auto-pilot mode.

Emmy - intersex narcoleptic sex worker, 22, he/she/they pronouns. adopted into and estranged from a wealthy well-known family after their biological father died overseas and they were taken from their mother by the system.

Alexei - trans hunger games victor from district 6 (transportation/metal-workers, modifying the district to work on the production of transportation as well as the train tracks to give them a little bit more of a purpose). name was pulled for the hunger games a few days short of their 19th birthday, which also sparks their journey with their gender identity + presentation.

⭐️ Feel free to inquire for full bios of characters you’re interested in! characters will also likely have corresponding pinterest boards and playlists. ✨

Fandoms/ships I’m willing to explore:

(bolded characters are those i’m willing to write as)

OFMD

- Izzy/Blackbeard

- Izzy/Blackbeard/Stede

- Izzy/Lucius

- Jim/Lucius

HANNIBAL

- Will/Hannibal

MR ROBOT

- Tyrell/Elliot

UNTIL DAWN

- Josh/Chris

- Josh/Mike

SCREAM

- Billy/Stu

KILLING EVE

- Eve/Villanelle

🍀 Message if interested, interact to boost 🌿

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𝐎𝐔𝐑  𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐆  𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐒  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ,   PART  TWO     —     a collection of one - liners taken from episodes six - ten of the first season of the hbo max show,   our flag means death.   slightly edited for clarity.   change pronouns as necessary.     PART ONE.

❛  it’s  been  days  since  i’ve  cut  myself  on  my  sword .  ❜ ❛  run  me  through .  ❜ ❛  science  tells  us  that  all  the  useful  organs  are  on  the  right  part  of  the  body .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  feel  fear .  ❜ ❛  be  careful  what  you  ask  your  god  for   …   she  might  just  answer .  ❜ ❛  looks  like  there’s  trouble  in  paradise .  ❜ ❛  the  love  of  a  pet  makes  a  man  weak .  ❜ ❛  knives  are  knives ,   meat’s  meat .  ❜ ❛  maiming’s  different .     love  a  good  maim .  ❜ ❛  i’m  not  a  good  person ,   [ name ] .  ❜ ❛  i’m  not  a  good  person ,   [ name ] .     that’s  why  i  don’t  have  any  friends .  ❜ ❛  hey   …   i’m  your  friend .  ❜ ❛  not  for  nothing ,   but  that  guy  really  is  a  dick ,   huh ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  used  to  death ,   but ,   um   …   but  not ,   um   …   your  death .  ❜ ❛  i  just  wasn’t  built  for  sittin’  idle .  ❜ ❛  once  they’re  out   …   they  don’t  go  back  in .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  even  know  what  your  favorite  color  is .   ❜ ❛  this  is  fuckin’  fascinating .   ❜ ❛  i  can’t  be  seen  treasure  hunting .  ❜ ❛  you  are  kind  of  intense ,   like   …   all  of  the  time .  ❜ ❛  that’s  the  guy  i’m  after .     who’s  he ?  ❜ ❛  oh  my  god ,   this  is  happening .  ❜ ❛  you  don’t  have  to  be  a  dick  about  it .  ❜ ❛  that  bizarre little  man  over  there  likes  you  very  much ,   and  you  like  him .  ❜ ❛  i  have  to  finish  the  job .   ❜ ❛  well ,   wake  his  ass  up  then !  ❜ ❛  it’s  not  like  we  were  together  or  anything .  ❜ ❛  i  don’t  even  think  that  i  can  stay  in  that  room  anymore .  ❜ ❛  sounds  like  you  two  had  quite  a  wild  time .  ❜ ❛  well ,   technically ,   the  fire  killed  those  guys .     not  me .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  been  in  plenty  of  rooms ,   but   …   i’ve  never  had  one .  ❜ ❛  if  it  weren’t  for  you ,   i  wouldn’t  be  alive  today .   ❜ ❛  the  two  of  you  actually  have  more  in  common  than  you  think  .  ❜ ❛  if  he’s  a  friend  of  yours ,   i’m  sure  there’s  something  in  there  i’ll  like .  ❜ ❛  don’t  try  to  save  me .  ❜ ❛  honestly ,   [ name ]  ,   i  don’t  like  who  you  are  around  this  guy .  ❜ ❛  never  turn  your  back  on  a  bastard !  ❜ ❛  you  were  always  gonna  realize  what  i  am .  ❜ ❛  do  you  think  he’s  better  looking  than  me ?  ❜ ❛  okay ,   and  do  we  think  this  is  more  of  a  spat  or  a  rupture  with   [ name ]   ?  ❜ ❛  lucky  for  you ,   i’m  fantastic  at  breakups .  ❜ ❛  did  ya  know  he  really  liked  you ?     i  hope  you  know  that .  ❜ ❛  i  wish  god  took  me  instead !  ❜ ❛  we’re  all  just  in  various  stages  of  fucking  each  other  over !  ❜ ❛  better  alive  than  dead .  ❜ ❛  you  came  back .  ❜ ❛  never left .  ❜ ❛  i’m  a  strong  reader  /  writer ,   so  both ,   double  threat .  ❜ ❛  trust  me ,   i  was  born  for  this  kind  of  espionage .   ❜ ❛  you  know ,   i’m  a   …   “ life  is  cheap ”   kind  of  guy .  ❜ ❛  we’ll  find  a  way  out  of  it ,   okay ?  ❜ ❛  at  some  point  in  a  man’s  life ,   he  has  to  face  the  music .     for  the  things  he’s  done   …   and  the  people  he’s  hurt .  ❜ ❛  oh  my  god !     i  don’t  wanna  die !  ❜ ❛  overthinking  things  as  usual .  ❜ ❛  you  really  don’t  have  to  do  this .  ❜ ❛  the  plan  is  just  to  go  with  the  flow ,   see  what  happens .  ❜ ❛  i'm  folding  stuff   …   and  that’s  okay .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  only  got  stupid  ideas .  ❜ ❛  right  now ,   i  just  wanna  do  what  makes   [ name ]   happy .  ❜ ❛  these  past  few  weeks   …   have  been   …   the  most  fun  i’ve  had  in  ages ,   years .     maybe  ever .  ❜ ❛  i  reckon  what  makes   [ name ]   happy   …   is   …   you .   ❜ ❛  you  make   [ name ]   happy .  ❜ ❛  there’s  always  an  escape .  ❜ ❛  [ name ]   …   is  not  a  human .     you’re  a  monster .     a  plague .   ❜ ❛  part  of  good  leadership  is  restraint .  ❜ ❛  i  find  myself  growing  in  ways  i  never  before  thought  possible .  ❜ ❛  darling ?     i’m  home .  ❜ ❛  no  matter  what  you  see  or  hear ,   you  do  not  breathe  a  word  under  pain  of  death .     understood ?  ❜ ❛  [ name ] ’s  told  me  so  much  about  you ,   i  feel  like  i  already  know  you .   ❜ ❛  i’m  in  the  blanket  fort .  ❜ ❛  hate  is  such  a  strong ,   a - and  wrong ,   word .  ❜ ❛  and  this  fictional  character   …   he’s  having  a  hard  time ?  ❜ ❛  you  mean  just  curl  up  into  a  ball  and  die ?  ❜ ❛  there’s  a  sock  on  the  door !     are  you  a  freakin’  idiot ?  ❜ ❛  life’s  a  hard  sad  death .  ❜ ❛  my  genius  won’t  be  translated  into  human  language .  ❜ ❛  i  hate  to  say  it ,   but  it  would’ve  been  so  much  better  if  he’d  really  died .  ❜ ❛  i’ve  seen  death .     i’ve  been  the  cause  of  death .     it  changes  you   …   forever .  ❜ ❛  this ,   whatever  it  is  that  you’ve  become   …   is  a  fate  worse  than  death .  ❜ ❛  unhand  me  or  bleed .  ❜ ❛  you  were  going  to  stab  me !   ❜ ❛  we  just  can’t  seem  to  stop  hurting  each  other ,   can  we ?  ❜ ❛  how  does  it  feel   …   to  be  in  love ?  ❜ ❛  i  think  i  have  found  that .     his  name  is   [ name ] .   ❜ ❛  there’s  just  one  hitch .     we  need  a corpse .  ❜ ❛  everyone’s  had  a  go  at  killing  me  but  me .     i’d  like  a  shot .  ❜ ❛  you  know  you’re  killing  her ,   right ?  ❜ ❛  [ name ]   probably  wanted  to  discuss  feelings  or  something .  ❜ ❛  [ name ]   was  much  happier  when  you  were  gone .  ❜ ❛  he  may  have  survived  that .  ❜ ❛  now  that’s  a  fuckery .  ❜

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Assorted Angst Prompts

because who doesn’t love a bit of angst? Send a symbol for our muses to be in the following situation. When sending to or from a multimuse, don’t forget to specify who the meme is for!

😭 my muse breaks down in front of yours

📞 my muse calls yours at an ungodly hour and asks to come over

🍺  my muse is using an unhealthy coping method (drugs, alcohol, etc, sender specifies) to alleviate their stresses or sorrows

🚪 my muse shows up at yours’ door looking less than stellar

🌙 our muses are exhausted and hopelessly lost

👊 my muse is getting into a fight with someone else and yours has to help them before they get hurt

🩸 my muse took a blow for yours and is bleeding (sender specifies how bad the wound is)

💀 my muse’s mortal enemy is after both our muses

🎯 my muse is being pursed by someone or something that wants to kill them and yours is caught in the crossfire

✨ magic or science your muse concocted for my muse is going horribly wrong

😫 my muse has woken up sweating and screaming after a nightmare and yours can’t console them

⚔ my muse has drawn their weapon (or raised their fists) on yours

⛓ my muse has been captured and is being forcibly taken away from yours

⌚ my muse is racing against the clock to save yours

📖 my muse discovers a dark secret about yours they didn’t want them to know

add 🔁 to any prompt above to reverse the roles of my muse and your muse!

+ add your own!

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PROMPTS FOR FRENEMIES,  ENEMIES TO LOVERS  AND  REFORMED VILLAINS

❝  so is that a ‘no’ to solving this with murder…?  ❞

❝  look i said i’d help you let’s not make a big thing out of it.  ❞

❝  i’m only helping you to make sure you don’t fuck it up.  ❞

❝  okay,  i’m just gonna nod and pretend to get this whole moral high ground speech you’re giving me so we can move on.  ❞

❝  i know you can be so much more than this.  ❞

❝  would you just stop treating me like something you’re trying to fix?  ❞

❝  don’t get any weird ass ideas,  i’m just here cause we want the same thing.  ❞

❝  why do you do that?  every time i think we’re getting somewhere you shut down and do something stupid to try push me away again. ❞

❝  see the thing about your plan is,  it’s not gonna fucking work.  let me do this my way.  ❞

❝  i’m only saying this once so don’t ever bring it up again,  but i actually like having you around.  you challenge me.  i like that.  ❞

❝  stop posturing and just let me help you.  ❞

❝  we do work well together,  but i don’t belong here any more than you belong where i do.   ❞

❝  okay,  i’m sick of you acting like i’ve somehow had it easier than you.  ‘cause i haven’t.  i just choose not to be a dick about my shit.  ❞

❝  you make me want to be better.  sometimes that feels good,  but a lot of the time…i feel like it’ll never be enough.  ❞

❝  i never asked you to change,  why can’t you just accept how i am too?  ❞

❝  i know you can be better—i’ve seen you be better than this!  ❞

❝  why does it matter so much to you what i choose to be?  ❞

❝  actually,  i think we rub off on each other quite well.  ❞

❝  okay if you smile at me like that one more time i’m going home you smug little shit.  ❞

❝  no— don’t start.  i’m here,  i’m making an effort.  ❞

❝  you’ve got quite the mean streak in you,  haven’t you?  i’m impressed.  ❞

❝  wow,  i didn’t think you knew how to be selfish.  ❞

❝  well,  i didn’t think you knew how to be selfless.  ❞

❝  i have a lot of regrets.  and if i’m honest,  i envy you.  you alway seem so sure of what is or isn’t right.  ❞

❝  if you would just let me speak for a moment you’d see we’re on the same side here.  ❞

❝  if you tell anyone about last night,  i’ll cut your tongue off.  ❞

❝  alright,  so we kissed.  don’t get so bent out of shape about it.  ❞

❝  are you ashamed?  about being with me?  ❞

❝  it’s not that i don’t want anyone to know about us,  i just don’t think they’d understand.  ❞

❝  i think you like being around me ‘cause you don’t quite have to be so uptight as you do with all your little friends.  ❞

❝  i can’t seem to stay away from you.  ❞

❝  alright,  okay—we’ll do this your way.  but i can’t promise there won’t be mild complaining.  ❞

❝  i said i’m fine.  go find someone who actually likes your fussing.  ❞

❝  careful there,  someone might think you’re actually starting to care.  ❞

❝  it’s fine,  you wouldn’t be—well,  you,  if you could do something like this.  that’s why i’m here isn’t it?  ❞

❝  you brought me along because i can do things you can’t handle.  so just let me do my part then,  yeah?  ❞

❝  no, lets find another way.  ❞

❝  someday,  you’re gonna have to learn there isn’t always another way.  there isn’t always a right answer.  ❞

❝  before i met you,  i used to understand where i stood on everything.  now it’s all…mixed up.  ❞

❝  the world has never been black and white,  you’re just starting to see the grey for the first time.  ❞

❝  you don’t have to do this,  let me do it for you.  ❞

❝  no,  we’ll do this together.  ❞

❝  i’m not heartless,  you know.  i just don’t see the point in wearing it on my sleeve all the time.  ❞

❝  i don’t think you’re weak,  by the way.  in fact,  in some ways you have strengths i’d never be able to possess.  ❞

❝  just because i don’t do things the way you do doesn’t mean i’m wrong.  ❞

❝  i do trust you.  you’ve earned that.  ❞

❝  oh god,  don’t look at me like that.  i’d rather you just be angry than do the whole disappointed face.  ❞

❝  i didn’t let you down,  i don’t answer to you!  ❞

❝  why can’t you just try to have a little hope?  ❞

❝  i may live to regret saying this,  but i agree with you actually.  ❞

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"I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU TO CHANGE MY LIFE" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for that moment where one character realizes how great of an impact the other has had on them, adjust as necessary

you're nothing like i imagined.

you changed... everything.

i didn't think this would have such a great impact on me, but it does.

i'm glad to call you my friend.

you don't know what you do to me.

ever since you came into my life, my whole world looks different.

my world was black and white until i met you. now it's full of color.

i didn't plan for this. i didn't plan for you.

i don't know what i'd do if you left.

we made it out of there because of you.

i thought i was prepared for someone like you. turns out i wasn't.

you have no idea what you've done to me.

everything would be so quiet without you here.

are you real? do you really exist? or did i dream you up?

you stood up for me when no one else would.

you're more than i bargained for, and that's a compliment.

i thought you'd be different. boring, maybe.

you don't even realize your impact, do you?

i find myself questioning everything.

all of a sudden i care about things that i never did before, all because of you.

you've changed countless lives for the better.

i'm forever in your debt, [name].

i don't even want to consider what would have happened had you not been there.

there's more to life now that you're here.

you opened my eyes.

i have much more to consider, now that you're here.

you really don't see it? how much you've changed me for the better?

there's just something about you.

i wasn't expecting you to change my life... but you did.

you have such a positive impact on everything around you.

when they told me you were coming, i didn't know what to expect.

i can't imagine how many lives you've touched.

everyone else is so predictable and boring, but you're not.

you pointed me in the right direction, and for that, i'm forever grateful.

i was lost without you.

you fought for me.

nothing made sense before you.

you've shown me so much of the world that i didn't know existed.

i'd still be stuck there if it wasn't for you.

i'm serious. you changed my life.

suddenly i'm forced to think about a future... a future with you in it.

i'll never be the same again.

i appreciate everything you've done for me.

you stuck your nose out for me.

they didn't care about me, but you did.

i'm so grateful our paths crossed.

this place will never be the same when you leave.

i can't thank you enough for all you've done for me.

you didn't have to do that for me, but you did.

i didn't know people like you existed.

#prompts

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@promptsh20 brings you:

“Can we just stay like this?” A deep cuddling prompt list.

Digging at each others clothing in search of skin to feel even closer.

Tracing scars and pressing into beauty/birth marks.

Quietly waiting for their breathing to sync.

The silent agreement to only speak in whispers and murmurs.

“I’m sorry, I’m probably suffocating you.” “No, I don’t mind. If I do happen to suffocate, just know I died happy.”

Pecks and nose grazes over all areas of exposed skin.

“Do you want to cuddle?” “Yes, a million times yes.”

The small inkling of panic that the other may leave when they shift positions and then the relief when that’s all it was.

Falling in and out of sleep holding each other and admiring the other while they sleep.

“I needed this.”

Shared excitement over the prospect of a cuddle session after a long day.

One throwing their limbs over the other and the other holding them in place.

“I don’t really want to get up. I’m so comfortable right now.”

Rubbing gentle circles over the other’s back/lower back.

“Is this okay?”

Resting their head on the other’s chest and feeling completely relaxed by their heartbeat.

“I look forward to this everyday.”

Holding and cradling their face to study it, perhaps noticing something new. Something else to love.

“It’s that time already?”

Neither moving for hours, unless it’s to give the other a kiss or to move closer.

“Do you want me to hold you closer?” “No that’s not it, ugh—I just want to curl up inside you. Is that weird?”

Setting up or prepping a place together for cuddling purposes .

“Cuddling has never felt like this. I honestly feel like I’m melting into a puddle and my brain is mush. Or is it just this way with you?”

Heavily doting on each other, feeling lucky seeing the other vulnerable like this, even just knowing them like this.

“I’m sorry, I can’t do anything that’s going to take away from the cuddling.”

Helping each other find a comfortable cuddling position, it doesn’t take very long.

If by any means the other has to get up, a series releasing and detangling ensues.

“Oh my god, your such a cuddle bug.”

Being so wrap up in one another they forget about important bodily functions for example, hunger.

“Ah, there you go. Safe and sound, hm?”

#prompts

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Incorrect Quote Generator Starters

Because this is one of my favorite memes, I'm going to do it this way: Like this post if you want a starter based on this Incorrect Quote Generator. (Even if I've already done one for you, you can request multiple. I LOVE these so much I'm willing to do several. I'm begging.)

#prompts

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Drunk/Drinking Starters

❝I do not get drunk– I get awesome.❞

❝I didn’t fall… the floor just needed a hug. ❞

❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞

❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞

❝I’ve had… eleventy twelve beers.❞

❝I’ve been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He’s a captain.❞

❝I’m not as drunk as I use to was.❞

❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞

❝What do you expect me to do- I’m drunk!❞

❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞

❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞

❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞

❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞

❝I wanna bae you up.❞

❝You’re so drunk when I’m pretty.❞

❝It’s 10;30 and I’m already fucking wasted…❞

❝I’m almost sober…❞

❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let’s get drunk again.❞

❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞

❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞

❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞

❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞

❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞

❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞

❝Your cat… has it always had a German accent?❞

#prompts