#i won't force her

[jacuzziwaters]

I'm so mad rn. My friend just told me and my other friend who also likes anime that she writes fanfiction and she won't let us read any of them. I've read her original writings and they're so good. BUT SHE'S HOLDING AN AIZAWA FIC HOSTAGE FROM US.

#this is all in jest #but im truly sad about the Aizawa fic #she knows that's one of my main hoes #why would she do this to me #to us ig forgot about the other friend taht she also told #i love her sm #but i wish she'd just share that fic #LIKE ONE LINE #again this is a joke #i won't force her #i just wish she never told me in the first place #jay's attempts at communicating

[conjuring-ghouls]

Terzo funny moments (3/?)

So me and @sxnnelysister are back with more parts for the Terzo series we've been working on! As always, you can check her blog for the next part (and give her a follow if you haven't already! 🖤)

#papa emeritus iii #terzo #papa 3 #papa iii #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #nameless ghouls #my gifs #terzo funny moments series #girl in the audience you are not wrong #i love the way they immeadiately look at her in the third gif 😂 #ok so tumblr is apparently forcing this new editor down everyone's throats and that's why the quality in these is so shitty #i thought i could get away with it but nope #they just won't let me switch to the legacy one now lol #I was also gonna fix the subtitles and make them a bit bigger #but my laptop overheated and shut off so i lost all my progress on photoshop🥲 #but either way #i had so much fun making these!! #and as always it was a pleasure doing these with you ghestie! 🫶🏻🖤

[takadasaiko]

You lack conviction.

#Ahsoka Spoilers #Anakin Skywalker #Darth Vader #Ahsoka Tano #I LOVE this #I was so wrong on my theories #but I LOVE this #the way he combines Anakin and Vader's fighting styles #and the fact that it's so very very Anakin in his teaching method #there's no soft handed approach for him #there's only sticking her in the middle of a life or death scenario that won't ACTUALLY get her killed #to make sure she doesn't die when it comes down to it #to force her to fight like she is going to die #to choose to live #and the fact that he's not just magically back to pre-Vader Anakin in his afterlife is... not what I would have thought but it fits so well #pieces of Vader will always be with him #but Anakin is in control here #I think he's a whole lot more balanced in death than he ever was in life #I have so many thoughts and feelings #there may be a mini meta incoming tomorrow after I've had time to sleep on it

[theladyofbloodshed]

Elain saying this downright nasty line to Nesta when she's at her lowest

“I went into the Cauldron, too, you know. And it captured me. And yet somehow all you think of is what my trauma did to you.”

Remember this scene from acomaf?

“It is your choice, ladies, whether you wish to remain here, or come with us. You have heard the situation at hand. You have done the math about an evacuation.” A nod of approval as he met Nesta’s gray-blue stare. “Should you choose to remain, a unit of my soldiers will be here within the hour to guard this place. Should you wish to come live with us in that city we just showed them, I’d suggest packing now.” Nesta looked to Elain, still silent and wide-eyed. The tea she’d prepared—the finest, most exotic tea money could buy—sat undisturbed on the table. Elain thumbed the iron ring on her finger. “It is your choice,” Nesta said with unusual gentleness. For her, Nesta would go to Prythian. Elain swallowed, a doe caught in a snare. “I—I can’t. I …”

Elain seems to forget that she stayed in the mortal lands for a guy and her sister stayed in the mortal lands for HER. Nesta gave up her chance of safety in Velaris to stay with Elain - but Elain feels absolutely no guilt. Elain spouts this completely tone deaf line that Nesta forget she went in the Cauldron when the only reason Nesta remained was FOR ELAIN. Nesta attacked the Cauldron and was saddled with powers that make her a target for Elain. She went in the Cauldron because she chose Elain over safety.

#and i won't even go into the fact that nesta was coerced into scrying which resulted in elain being taken #so yeah of course she's going to think about elain's trauma relative to herself #because she feels enormous guilt that she scried and elain was taken #and then later on she is forced again to do it with the caveat that if she doesn't they'll just get elain to do it #so fuck the ic and fuck elain #only gwyn and emerie have ever loved nesta and not wanted anything from her

[bragganhyl]

oh what I would give for some crumbs about the relationship between Eothas and Magran pre-Saint's War 😔

#hablaty #like they are the light-themed gods #Magran was the OG rebel god given that her followers were burning Woedica's inqusitors while the inquisition was still happening #Eothas once had an ''i'll light the way but I won't force anyone to walk it'' mindset if the great western stag book is to be believed #which is similar to Magran's insistence to leave kith alone to sort themselves out without guidance bc she believes in their potential #they have a lot of similarities but Magran ultimately works to maintain the status quo and only makes sure that the other gods won't attemp #A power grab #Meanwhile Eothas has grown to realize that the system the gods maintain will always lead to the end of civilations bc the system is broken #So he wants to shatter it completely then remake it which puts him at odds with Magran #like you can't convince me that those two didn't once have a positive sibling bond only for it to break bc Magran would not go the distance #Eothas feels forced to go #pillars of eternity

[fyeahstormandwolvie]

My siblings are downed-- but not dead, not yet.

There is still mercy in you. You are not Death.

I challenge you, beauty.

Anyone can kill, princess. It's easy. What takes courage and strength-- is not killing.

Some exist to show us a better way. That's you.

There's so much beauty in you 'Roro. It'd be a shame to spoil it for the likes of her.

#I think if ororo is gonna be forced to kill a whole bunch of Genesis' army in X-Men Red it's gonna destroy part of her soul lol lmao #:( #Logan gets her #Death kinda gets her too #something something life and death philosophies #storm #ororo munroe #death: son of apocalypse #james logan howlett #wolverine #comics #Ororo killing is a last resort Munroe :) #ALSO I LIKE that they call her by her name here?? #they don't call her Storm??? #(when was Death on a first name basis with her??) #PS they both see beauty in her but invoked outside of like.. aesthetics haha #if craig is the new tchalla can death be her new logan #and can they be an OT3 this time #(i.e. tchalla probs never saw her uglier side willing to kill etc etc #death and logan see she can do it but also that she won't) #omg i have a thesis in my tags I'm so sorry everyone

[emarie-stone]

Glass Onion is such a fun movie but it doesn't pull its punches, either. The way it sets up Andi as the cold, stand-offish character and Miles as the benevolent, rich hippie. Then the twist happens and the perspective changes. We know Andi is actually Helen and we learn that Helen is angry and grieving and scared. We learn that Miles is not benevolent but manipulative - and his friends very much believe they will lose that friendship/money if they don't go along with his ideas. (They saw him kick Andi from their company, even when they don't know she's dead.)

And I love Peg. I love that she's the only thing keeping Birdie Jay in line, but she can't even DO that. Birdie is dumb, but she's smart enough to have a secret phone for years and Peg doesn't know. When she lists her resume, it's "Birdie, Birdie, a brief stint with retail and Birdie again." So there was a moment when Peg knew Birdie was trouble and left, but still went back (presumably for money or status or just because retail sucks.) But that decision to go back, to humor the rich and stupid is going to ruin Peg in the end. And it's just so delicious.

And the scientist! Lionel! He's smart, he takes the pandemic seriously, he knows Klear is dangerous. But he still chooses Miles' money and he's still going to be ruined because of it. He was a school teacher! Of course he chose Miles' basically unlimited bank account.

It's great. The two characters I sympathize with the most are both shown to have at least some notion that they shouldn't be doing what they're doing. Which is why I like them! And they are not spared when Miles' empire comes crashing down. They threw their lot in with him and so will fall when he falls.

#Glass Onion #Glass Onion Spoilers #Yes it's been out for a year but I rewatched it and it's still great #There's probably something to be said about none of the characters being spared in the end but I don't have time to get into that #Andi walked away and lost her life #Helen lost her sister and made enemies of powerful people #even if she doesn't have an empire to lose she won't be the same after this #All the assistants like Peg are going to lose their jobs at minimum or even be forced to take the fall with them #Like this is not a ride into the sunset happy ending #duke is still dead but maybe that's for the best lol

[beanghostprincess]

Tumblr crossed soul mates yessssssss you have the BEST opinions and dropping asks here is so much fun and really it's the highlight of my day.

Shanks trying to get flirting advice from the crew, specifically Roger, is both so in character and absolutely hilarious. Like. Dropping my own headcanon here, but I feel like Rouge was probably ALSO a badass of a woman, and so Roger's type is women who could destroy me. Shanks has the same taste, plus a little extra friends-to-lovers trope seasoning for extra Flavor. Crocus is just off to the side, either NO help or equally as bad. Rayleigh is certain he's going gray already bc of the Shenanigans.

Imagine for a moment that Shanks keeps Not Being Clear. He thinks he's being OBVIOUS, but Buggy, while Suspecting Smth, isn't gonna make it easy on him (she also is terrified to be misreading things and refuses to take that chance. She talks mad shit, but Shanks is her PERSON. Of course she loves him, of course he's her soulmate, her beloved, her bst friend, her comrade, of course of course of course. But she'd rather remain best friends and pining inside than risk losing him at all.).

It comes to a head when they have their Regularly Scheduled Whitebeard V Roger Fight.

((Insert a crack ship here but-)) Maybe, after the battle, during the cool down, this time around there's no Teach to set Buggy's instincts off. Maybe Marco, just a few years the cabin kids' senior, has Noticed Buggy. Maybe the Phoenix is preening and fighting weird, sudden instincts and is so absolutely FLUSTERED by it. Maybe Buggy is, in turn, flustered or flattered by the attention - maybe she even misconstrues it.

Marco is letting Buggy look over his books, is offering her his hand when boarding or stepping off a ship - either ship, mind you - is sharing his food, is shouldering others aside to give her something Shiny and Pretty, is attentive to if she shivers, if she sweats, offers her comfortable places to sit, is just.... in her orbit.

And Shanks does not like that, not one bit.

So he's in a Mood, as one would expect of a jealous teen boy, no matter his general disposition.

Others have noticed by now, the intense glaring matches between Marco and Shanks are shooting over an oblivious Buggy's head. She's just too excited by treasures, fabrics, textures and books to care much about the boys - until the evening.

Marco invites her to read together by the firelight, a blanket in one arm. She's tempted - he has a few books on constellations that she's debating lifting from their dusty shelves, and so few on the Oro Jackson enjoy reading the way she does.

But then a hand hooks decisively on her waist. Suddenly, Shanks is beside her, arm around her, holding her, pinning her, to his side and chest as he shoots what may generously be called a smile at the zoan devil fruit user.

"Buggy is capable of speaking for herself, Red-yoi."

"Oh, she is! Absolutely, I'll never cast doubt on that. She's spirited, alright. But ya know something, bird brain?" His eyes darken, smiled falling. "She's mine."

"Is she now?"

"If she wants to be - I won't force it. But watch your hands. Don't get so touchy with my Buggy."

"Stay in your lane, Shanks-yoi."

And suddenly the hand on her waist is gone. Suddenly Shanks is gone. Suddenly there's a brawl, right there, and Buggy is left gaping as her brain works on overdrive.

Half the assembled crews are drunk and cheering them on, a good chunk are asleep or off wandering, but Buggy is soon swept into the safe cocoon of Toki's arms, tucked to her side.

She is transfered to Roger, to Rayleigh, taken home and calmed down because the fragile, precarious structure she has assembled now has become full of unknowns. She's losing her mind over it, but more than that, she's fighting a desperate hope that she hates herself for having.

Shanks can do so much better than her, she tells herself.

The boy in question comes staggering in soon after - he was pissed at Marco, sure, but he noticed when she started panicking, when she began floating, when she was gone - and he came for her. He came as quickly as he could.

And he apologizes. "I shouldn't have called you mine."

Her chest feels like it's been stabbed.

He continues without hesitation. "You're your own person. You're too bright and smart and strong and awesome to just be some guy's girl. You're Buggy, and my feelings for you shouldn't ever take that away from you."

"What..."

"Mm?"

"What are you feelings for me?"

And they cry that night. They yell, and scream, and cry, and laugh, and when they fall asleep, it's tangled together in his hammock, her head resting on his chest and his grin buried in blue curls.

Marco and Shanks, both as adults, still have a semi-playful rivalry going on where they're down to throw hands at the drop of a hat, but it's all in good fun. They still sometimes argue over Buggy, but it's mostly to get her to blush, cackle or yell at them - usually, all three, though not in that order. Marco calls her "the one that got away" and makes the melodramatic "sometimes I can still hear her voice-" comments if only bc it makes people either laugh, groan, or get absolutely flabbergasted.

He was invited to their wedding.

AAA I'm so glad you're having fun sending the asks because I have so much fun reading your ideas <33 They're just SO good.

This is all PERFECT. Rouge was definitely a badass of a woman and somehow Roger managed to date her. Somehow. He doesn't know. He thinks he knows. He doesn't. And his advice isn't really that helpful for Shanks, ngl. He's just left without knowing exactly what to do to win Buggy's heart, but at least he can talk to Roger about it.

And,,, The Marco thing,,, The jealousy,, Especially with the rizz this man has, honestly, Shanks is righteously feeling intimidated. He's older than them and he's hotter. He looks more mature and calm and he reads and does those things Buggy enjoys. He makes her laugh, too, and Shanks is furious because he should be the one making her laugh!! It's not only that it makes him mad, but also, it makes him feel insecure about himself and his abilities. The thing is, Marco makes Buggy feel comfortable and appreciates her a lot, but he isn't Shanks. She thinks that Shanks doesn't feel the same and she won't confess either because she's scared of ruining their friendship. So Marco is the best option here, right? She should settle for him. But he isn't Shanks. And Shanks knows he doesn't have any right to claim Buggy or whatever, but this is pissing him off a lot. Both of them being stupid and feeling insecure about the other's feelings is so good,, And then they talk things out, of course, because Shanks shouldn't have said those things, but also Buggy did like it. Kind of. The fact that he was so protective of her. And that night they finally confess and kiss for the first time and it's just so good-- They laugh and whisper sweet nothings between kisses and it's the first time they do it but it feels so right. Buggy thinks about them being soulmates, but Shanks is the one to say it out loud.

And ever since, Shanks and Marco have had this rivalry and nobody knows exactly why because they never tell people about it. But it's just so hilarious to see them bicker for something that happened years ago. Every time Buggy remembers that, her self-esteem goes higher and higher, so at least she gets something good out of it.

#help this is so funny #i love jealous shanks because i think it comes from a place of insecurity and not possessiveness and it's more like #he knows buggy belongs with him and he won't force her but it hurts to see her with somebody else bc it doesn't feel right #and buggy doesn't feel good either doing it btw she wants shanks to confess already #they're so young and stupid and in love gonna cry #red haired shanks #buggy the clown #marco the phoenix #shuggy #one piece

[reanimatedgh0ul]

i think it'd be so funny for valerie to try decapitating danny only to then realize that it didn't work bc time and again this girl fails to understand that this boy is basically unkillable

so now she's forced to hold the sides of danny's face so that his head can start reattaching itself to his neck and how this is totally not awkward for either of them

#i think she would try to avert her eyes from looking directly @ him only danny to get annoyed #and be like yk looking @ me won't kill yk #she's like well you don't know #danny's ugh rlly how red and then she says smth silly like well given how freaky you are you can laser vision for all ik #he's like rlly that's the best you could up wow that's dumb #she's like hey you're one w a freakish body not me #danny's like oh ok well you're one who thought it'd be a great idea to come chop my head off #as valerie's forced to look @ him some more #she start noticing how freckles look and that they have a slight glow #that it's kinda cute actually only for to realize that's stupid and try to take her mind off it #meanwhile danny can't get over how weirdly nice it feels for valerie to be cupping his face given the circumstances #anyways they're both a mess #danny phantom #gray ghost #things to draw #robi rambles

[gwydionae]

SAY IT WITH ME:

FEMALE CHARACTERS CAN BE WARRIORS AND FEMININE

MALE CHARACTERS CAN BE SMART AND MASCULINE

BEING BOTH IS NOT A "FLAW" WHERE ONE NEEDS TO BE REMOVED

IT'S CALLED "COMPLEXITY"

#i won't tag it #but #HECK if i wanted to chuck episode 5 out my window and then run it over with a car #i mean these issues have definitely been hinted at before ep 5 but that one just went ALL IN #i knew from 3 and 4 what they would probably do with hakoda but GOSH am i bitter about it #i swear if they don't walk this back somehow and make hakoda a bad overbearing dad or whatever i'm gonna riot #and katara's whole 'you know i'm not good at this [womanly] type of stuff' NO SCREW YOU WHOEVER INCLUDED THAT #WHY #if you want a female character that rejects the stereotypes of femininity you'll get one in season 2 gosh DANG IT #you don't need to try and force katara into that role #sokka wanting to use his brain AND fight well is not a flaw #katara wanting to use her waterbending to fight AND knowing how to sew is not a flaw #OH i hate this #i hate this so much #i can understand the need to change story elements to work better in a different format #i don't think they're always doing that WELL but i can understand the need for it #but i will never understand why they felt the need to butcher characters' personalities #again some things won't transfer well i get it i really REALLY do #it's like with sanji in opla how he had to be toned down - that makes sense for a live action adaptation #just removing things simply for the sake of removing them? no just no #'updated for modern audiences' has become a curse to my ears i swear because it always means the same thing #'we're going to remove all complexity and make it as one note as possible so we don't offend anyone' #there was nothing wrong with katara or sokka or aang or anyone else that they needed 'updating' yall are just close-minded #ok rant over just REALLY needed to get that out...

[rakkikuroba]

I'm convinced the OP who hates Minthara but loves Gortash and Raphael is just a sexist pos

Because why is Minthara being criticised and hated by OP for being "pro-slavery" but Gortash and Raphael are okay even though Raphael used to OWN Gortash and Gortash is enslaving the Gondians??? Raphael owns a sex slave???

And for the racism part it's always "drow are evil and racist" (and even if they are in fact those), yet no one addresses the racism drow also get? Like it goes in both senses, surface elves hate drow elves as much as drow hate them! That's one of the main issues Drizzt faces on the surface!

If I play a drow, the tieflings who are themselves discriminated by the elven druids, are racist and mean to me. The druids are racist to me if I play a tiefling or a drow too!

Shadowheart spends a lot of time in Arc 1 being racist to Githrankis for no apparent reason! But no one is hating her for her racism like Minthara is getting hated for hers (and on the other part she finds the giths really impressive).

also Minthara, past the meeting commentary, never refers to your surface-elf Tav as faery again. She doesn't say another racist thing, I promise you.

It's not like Drow society was a messy cult society where children are indoctrinated to hate every other species but their own. It's not like it's all she has ever known. LIKE GORTASH.

PS: At no point i am justificating or agreeing with her racist or pro-slavery point of view. I am just saying that you cannot pick who you'll shit on for one thing and then turn around to love another character for that one same thing.

#also NO ONE NO ONE!! is forcing you to go and recrute her #none of the minthy simp will be angry at u because you won't get her #go back to your tyrannic slaver and leave us alone lol #minthara #minthara baenre #enver gortash #i intend my first sentence with all the hate in the world #pick me bitch #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3

[stairset]

The hardest part about being a Star Wars fan is that not only can you not get along with people that have different opinions than you but you also can’t get along with people who DO have the same opinion as you because their REASON for having that opinion is different from yours and their reasons are stupid as fuck whereas your reasons are objectively correct

#like yes ahsoka is my favorite character #no i won't tolerate badmouthing the jedi to put her on a pedestal #yes anakin is my other favorite character and i think he's tragic and complex #no i won't tolerate painting him as The Real Victim Who Was Right Actually or whatever #yes i think the sith and the empire are cool because i'm a villain fan and villains in general are cool #no i don't tolerate saying they're The Real Good Guys and the jedi are actually evil and the rebels are terrorists or whatever the fuck #yes i think mandalorians are cool and their culture and history is fascinating #no i don't tolerate people acting like the star wars equivalent of weebs over them #no i don't like the sequels no it's not just because of FoRcEd DiVeRsItY get some real problems #etc etc etc #like you can't express an opinion without feeling the need to add a fucking essay elaborating on it #to make sure you don't have the annoying people agreeing with you cause you don't want people to think you associate with them #it's a never ending battle #shut up tristan

[tarmac-rat]

Turn that corner, watch us grow older We talk about death, but it's still not over

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Phantom Liberty #Phantom Liberty Spoilers #V #My V #Riley Aldana #Johnny Silverhand #God guys the worms are back in full force with these two (even though there is no way PL happens in Riley's canon-- don't got room :( ) #Only issue is that Johnny fucking glitched and ended up kneeling on like a 2x4 and that's why he's so much taller than her lol #V being like 'I would light a candle for you but I'm fresh out' bestie Candles are literally junk items lootable in all 50 states #lets go to the nearest abandoned building and find some :3 #Regardless-- #Aldi speaks #I have another set from this scene in the works but my XB Network's on the fritz and won't load them

[snatcher-no-snatching]

Funniest possible ping to get I think

#a hat in time #among us #[biting my cheek at full force] i won't say anything about her hair i won't say anything about her hair i wo

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

defining will's love for hannibal as religion stands as an overpowering symbol of how will's emotions are powerful enough to mold a man into something akin to god, even with his flaws, even with his mortality, even with his own devotion to him that isn't some imprisonment or necessity or a show put up for valour or honour but formed of his own volition that itsn't driven by lust unlike so many other metaphors and so called "analogous" loves, is such strong visual and visceral representation of the human psyche omitting life outside of its own want and turning it into piety. in this essay i will...

#raj shitposting #religion is such a powerful metaphor for love that we won't ever be able to even comprehend how it fits in as a metaphor. #religion defines us. shapes our thought. makes us whole. tears us apart and builds a person based solely on itself. it give us our name. #it takes us away and gives us back as not who we are but as what we are meant to be. #it's a grotesquely selfish and imbalanced consummation between god and self. #and i say akin to god since god doesn't always give you what you ask of her. she gives you what she wants you to have. #hannibal literally survives on will's demands though. his meaning and his purpose is solely defined by will's wants. #will's selfishness- his sin is that powerful. it's like satan willing god into falling in love with him. slowly. excruciatingly. carnally. #and and and.. the way it's done through bedelia. a woman. and abigail. a child. is so so so effervescent and eloquent way to do it. #god and women being the driving forces of nature and both being a symbol of hearty manipulation and greed and power and glory. #and a child. the symbol of innocence and sincerity and purity and absence of complication. a symbol of complete and utterly pure love. #bedelia represents how hannibal chooses to express his emotions in order to woo will's monster and abigail represents what he truly feels. #just kills it. like bang on. smh iltsm #hannigram #hannibal

[gxlden-angels]

Idk I think it's funny seeing people on twitter say things like "Christians want to tell you it's all a part of Jesus's plan until it's them!" cause like idk about you but I've had family members 100% say they're ready to meet the Lord than interfere with his plans via a Tylenol and a flu shot

#I had a cousin think she'd die from covid and actually lost her husband to it #only to say she wasn't scared of the virus because she had the blood of jesus over her #I still have family that says the blood of jesus will protect them better than any vaccine so they won't get it #I had an aunt scoff at me for taking birth control to control my endometriosis #and use my nebullizer for a severe asthma attack #and she refused to take her singular pill for her blood pressure until she literally couldn't see and her sister forced her to take it #she's in her 90's so ig it's more understandable but also she is v healthy for a 90 year old #like there are so many twitter users speaking from the outside that do not understand just how intense these christians can get #the politcians running off christian values or whatever? they just want power and money #aunt mary lou and uncle billy bob in the middle of nowhere georgia? #they'll hunt you for sport for even thinking about taking a claritin #my grandfather doesn't believe in allergies btw and apparently that's a p common boomer thing too #some believe in allergies but think if you have them you're meant to die from them as intended #it's fuckin wild out here #ex christian #religious trauma