#i think abt ganymede often

[corvidonia]

hot take but people making like "nothing is wrong" ganymede x zeus content are the same people that make shitty persephone x hades content. in this essay i will

#idk i want more ganymede tragedy takes #i think abt ganymede often #he's literally just a kid #and i know it was “normal” so we “shouldnt look at it in a modern context” but idgaf actually /s

[ask-orchidthemew]

Europa, Ganymede, and Io are open for asks!

ASK: Honestly Pali, don't waste your time on that dick. He doesn't deserve to be a part of your life if all he'll do is treat you like trash.

PALI: I agree. Obviously going our separate ways was working. I'll be sure to return to the status quo... right after I find out where he's going. And maybe beat some answers out of him. Dialga, why is he going all the way out here? Oh, he stopped?

AEON: Hello, wildcat. We take it everything has been running smoothly on your end?

ORCHID: Ugh, more or less. Found something that could lead me to my lost memories. Went through hell to get it, though..

PALI: Is he... is he talking to someone!? Oh Dialga has he actually gone mad?

AEON: Be wary, it is dangerous to fixate on the past too often. Let's see what you've brought us today.

[Orchid used RE:integrate]

PALI: Wha... is... is that a RIFT!?

AEON: We're surprised we haven't already found something like this. Where did you find it?

ORCHID: Some old mew temple. I don't even wanna get into the shitshow that turned out to be.

AEON: We see. Then this should be no issue to collapse.

[AEON used ?????. It was super effective!]

PALI: What the bloody hell? Did Orchid just open and collapse a rift?? Since when could he do that?

AEON: Thank you for bringing this to us, wildcat, but it seems that we both should take our leave. Seems that you're not alone.

[AEON has fled]

ORCHID: SHIT! I've been followed!

[EUROPA used Fling. EUROPA flung her light orb!]

ORCHID: GRAAAAAAAH!!!

[ORCHID is paralyzed! It can't move!]

EUROPA: SEE! I TOLD YOU GUYS!!

PALI: -thinking- Oh no, that voice...

EUROPA: I TOLD U SMTH WAS WEIRD ABT THEM!!

GANYMEDE: Yes yes, you've told us many, many times. Despite how poorly you've described it.

EUROPA: Um, how abt a thank u Eura??? U literally never wouldve found them w/out me??? Theyve been givin suuuper off vibes ever since I saw them! And BAM! They just made a rift!

IO: mmm... but did you like... need to paralyze them...? seems kinda... um... cruel... i guess...?

EUROPA: Wut was I sposed 2 do? They woulda ran if I confronted them!

IO: yeah... i guess youre right. their soul is... like... super janked up and stuff... never seen nothin like it before...

GANYMEDE: I agree. Perhaps it's best if we take it to Mother. She should know how to sort this out.

EUROPA: Fine. But Im takin the credit 4 this 1.

[EUROPA, GANYMEDE, and IO cast a Transplanar Mirror Warp spell. EUROPA, GANYMEDE, and IO have fled]

PALI: Arceus... they're going to take him to mum. -inhale- Nope. Not my problem. He got himself into this mess, he can get himself out.

#pokemon #pokemon ask blog #pokeask #mew #jirachi #victini #deoxys #palisander #orchid #aeon #europa #ganymede #io #asks #ic #jovian arc #wowee wowee this was a whole lotta work HAHA #lotta new stuff tried out todya #how do yall like the panel layout? im trying to be a bit more dynamic #do more layering with the panels #tbh idk if it reads better or worse but im trying my best and having fun #had a lotta fun w this update tho #new charas new charas whoa whooooaaaaaaa #things are ramping up wuh oh #wonder whats gonna happen next heehee #also #ganymede is the victini #io is the jirachi #btw

[wildissylupus]

What cooking lore have you uncovered this time 👀 I wanna know what you found to change your mind abt some of them (I also just love your cooking hc's so much lol)

First List;

Updated List;

Designated Cooks -

Nothing really changed for Cassidy and Zenyatta except for the fact that I found that Zenyatta was confirmed to know how to cook. As for Mei and Jack, in both of their segments of the cook book it actively says that Mei and Jack cooked the recipes often so I put them in S tier. As for the removal of Ana, Sojourn and Brig, with Sojourn she can still cook but I don't think she'd want to or have the time too, Ana canonically can't cook but she does know some recipes, with Brig I only think she'd learn how to cook small thing + her favorite meals.

Can Cook/Allowed to Cook -

Lucio and Roadhog didn't change because well, I came across nothing that indicated otherwise, same with Baptiste, and no one can tell me that Sojourn doesn't know how to cook. Moira and Widow on the other hand have information on them that they know how to cook from the cook book, and the fact that Widow lives alone. So they can cook.

Can cook some things -

Angela can mix things together, that's it, that's all she can cook that is edible, she is banned from serving anything other than muesli and soup cause that's literally all she can cook. Bastion's recipes indicate that he makes bird food for Ganymede so he can cook some things. Pharah and Ana know how to cook some special recipes and the bear minimum to keep themselves alive, other than that they can't cook. Same with Torb, he's too busy and Ingrid enjoys cooking so he never really learned anything other than his favorites. Same goes for Zarya and Brig.

Can't cook -

Hana has all her food made for her which indicates that she doesn't really know how to cook. The same goes for Winston, we also never see him really eat anything other than peanut butter and bananas. The only food Sombra can cook well is molletes and I will die on this hill, other than that she get take out or food from the bakery. Orisa is learning to cook but is still struggling, she'll be able to cook one day, but not today, the same goes for Echo (Cassidy and Efi are teaching them). Doomfist is a rich kid, and unlike Widow he doesn't really live in a circumstance where he wouldn't have people cooking for him, so this man doesn't know how to cook. Do I- Do I need to explain Kiriko? With her just watch the beginning of her cinematic. She doesn't know how to cook.

Banned -

Junkrat, obvious why he's banned. Same with Junker Queen. And honestly the same for Wreckingball too. Lena and Genji are banned because they either cause a food fight or they set fire to the kitchen. Genji has stopped setting fire to things but Cassidy has been hurt one too many times to take him off the ban list. Reaper keeps stealing people's food instead of cooking his own, not only that but he also set fire to the Talon kitchen. He's basically on probation. Just... Just look up the Symetra voiceline... it explains itself. Reinhardt can cook but he breaks too much stuff in the Gibraltar kitchen for anyone to safely let him cook. Same with Sigma. Cassidy let her cook once and it traumatized him. She's never getting of that ban list. Lifeweaver kept tinkering with the kitchen equipment and nearly exploded the base... safe to say no one trusted him in the kitchen after that. Ramattra hates humans, so he never learned how to cook, he also never really saw a point in cooking for others since most of the people he was close to didn't need to eat. The one time he did try and cook his anger got the better of him and he needed to clean the kitchen for two days... it was not a fun time.

Hope this explains the changes!

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch lore #overwatch headcanons #analysis