#i shant

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i have not changed my icon (other than replacing a b/w version with a colour version) since I've started this blog but by god is it tempting to do a little mishapocalypsing as a treat

#i shant

[mrsquill]

Self-care is staying up till 1am giggling and kicking my feet and reading my favourite sexy one-shot Joel Miller fics

Droppig my recs below because if people haven’t already read them… they’re missing the fuck OUT. (Also praying these authors add more to these stories because. Reasons.)

I Know It When I See It… I needed a personal time out after I read this. Then I went back and read it again. And again. And again. Joel Miller is a porn star in 1976 and reader is paired with him for her first scene. So, yeah. Why are you still reading this? YOU SHOULD BE READING THAT. It’s filthy, vintage, breathtaking and beyond the realms of anything I could cope with. Sensational writing. A++++ @bageldaddy, you knew what you were doing.

His Favourite Girl. Anyone who has a fantasy about Joel Miller being your guitar teacher, look no fucking further. Bea has you COVERED. Gorgeous, generous descriptions of Joel and the fingers that have us in a chokehold. We are reader, she is us. The whole thing is a sensational tease and I love Bea for it. I ate it up and I want MORE. Naughty, addictive and beautifully written. Nails were hit on the HEAD by my love @cupofjoel

(Re)union with Elvis. Now, this isn’t Joel. It’s Javi, my sweet beloved. (But I beg you check out Sam’s Joel content, your own fault if you don’t). This is going on here howeverrr because it’s one of my FAVOURITE one shot stories of all time. I am a sucker for Javi smut and this, paired with old school flames and getting drunk in Vegas? I knew I was gonna love it. AND I DID. Sam crafted this so stunningly from start to finish. Just so hot and full of heart and I’ll never forget it. @tieronecrush

This One Thing You Did.. Whew. Living out a fantasy of fucking Joel in a club bathroom in 2002?! I felt like this was written for me, as someone who loves that song so damn much lmao. This is so sexy and carefree and downright dirty. The kinda fic that makes you scream THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE. Reader in this fic is really that fucking girl and I love her. 10/10, as all of Cat’s works are. @joelscruff

#i love doing these sorry lmao #and I WONT BE STOPPED #I SHANT #self care sessions #joel miller fic #joel miller #joel miller smut #pedro pascal smut

[greensaplinggrace]

alina in the books calling the darkling her monster and the darkling in the show begging for her to let him be her monster. absolutely insane behavior

#the darkling #sab #aleksander morozova #shadow and bone #grishaverse #alina starkov #alina x darkling #darklina #myramblings #also just like the difference in the make me your villain scene i find the difference in this interesting as well #but i shant write a meta about it #i shant... #i shant i shant #no... #i shant

[loud-whistling-yes]

so as literally everyone following me in the past 24 hours knows, im fucking obsessed with her. take her shes everything i have

#undertale yellow #martlet #martlet undertale yellow #martlet uty #????????? #tagging is hard and terrible #should i tag ut????????? #ehhh nah #i shant #whoop #my art #martlet my beloved love of my life i want to kiss you #(words said by worlds most aroace person) #... i should get better at drawing the prosthetics 😭 #anyways uhhhhh yea i found out what a martlet actually is so she uses prosthetics now👍 #i like to think the boots and stuff is a diff set of prosthetics for when shes just building or chilling #these ones come out when she has guard duty/needs to run around/lots of movement #also idk i might just make her shirtless??? idk which design i like more just yet so eh #ill figure it out next time #so much grief was caused in the making of her wings #GIRL HOW DO YOU HOLD THINGS 😭😭😭😭 #ARENT YOUR ARMS WINGS #but yeah. harpy potentially shirtless prosthetic user martlet👍 #the world gave me a new blorbo and by god will i dump every headcanon conceivable onto her

[re1999confessions]

As a society, we should be glad Joshua (Horropedia) is never going to learn of fnaf.

✉ // ANON DON'T GIVE ME IDEAS

#shared secret #horropedia #reverse 1999 #am i allowed to tag fnaf... no #i shant

[sleepiercreature]

seeing my friends make dungeon meshi OCs who I want to see interact with each other on an old style honest to god roleplaying forum like the ones where I made some of my fondest memories back in the day. with all the bells and whistles and custom codes and integrated systems. getting intrusive thoughts about putting together a fun side project like this. knowing what I know now I could make some beast of a solid forum with what's been lurking around since they were popular. but I'm not sure if I could sustain the moderation or the game running or actually get people to join or community management of the whole thing very overwhelming. so I stir. but I do think about it.

#creature posting #i shant #i can't #just thinking of the possibilities and crying a lil

[soulreapin]

sorry guys i havent been writing because….because….ive been playing valorant ☹️

#i will not tag this valo #i shant

[hyuuukais]

AAAAA i have to leave my house in like half an hour

#lakes thoughts #going to the kpop store 😋 #i said i wouldn't buy an album but... it's been a while......... #no #i shant #JUST the pc holder

[dominostodoomsday]

I really didn't expect THIS to be the horse you'd kill and keep beating

#shall I say what this post is about? #I shant

[despazito]

I feel so bad cutting them up but it's for their own good

#ladys embroidery didnt line up #it was still the best looking one in stock #shoulder devil telling me it would be funny if i swapped their heads #i shant

[cahootings]

No I can’t. I shan’t……. be thinking about Bucky Barnes not at this hour. What year is it

#I SHANT #my forever attachment. no. I can’t

[cult-of-the-eye]

When I was like 14 I had this great idea for a Tumblr blog which was called i-spread-misinformation and each post was a lie that just about seemed plausible enough to be the truth

#i was going places #tumblr #spreading misinformation instead of #no #i shant

[dewinabsentia]

hey what the FUCK am i supposed to do with this

#this gave me butterflies like. hello #i can’t get into them. i can’t #i shant #i fear i will never recover

[tuliptiger]

RUH ROH just saw my first bad dungeon meshi take. Some people just cannot stay in their LANE. If you're going to have a take that completely misses everything the story tells except the one thing YOU want to focus on that is actually! Fine. That's ok live your life freely.

It's fine but like hey maybe keep it to yourself and maybe don't go out of your way to say your opinion over someone else's. I know it's inevitable with anything under the sun but like yo dungeon meshis message I feel was pretty clear, driving force was clear or at least some of the important parts of it are clear.

It is and never was about one single character nor a ship between characters. Kind of completely missing the point to focus on one to two characters in a story so diverse and intentionally so.

#words #yiiiiikes #i am also not staying in my lane to be clear #kind of #im like dipping my toe in #i want to get into details but nay #i shant