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thunderon · 11 months
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hilarious yellowjackets au where they crash land and there’s no playing card deck with missing queens BUT someone brought Uno and they eventually decide to play Uno to the death for cannibalism purposes
it’d make for the most insane game ever like it gets down to two people and then someone gets hit with “skip you, reverse back to me, draw 4, draw 2, skip you, reverse, UNO OUT” and it’s dead silent for 5 seconds and then shauna goes after the loser with a knife
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whumpshaped · 4 months
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thinking about whumpee who just wants to engage in freaky funtime. they've gone through the horrors and they never want to go through them ever again- but being afraid is so very fun and they're badgering caretaker for it endlessly. but whenever caretaker demonstrates any willingness, whumpee immediately goes "but it'd just be play, right? it'd be pretend?" making caretaker think that maybe it's just not a good idea. whumpee just seems so anxious. it's like they love the idea of it, but any talk of execution makes them recoil.
still, they eventually work out an arrangement. whumpee is jittery as ever, testing out the safeword a thousand times to see whether caretaker would really stop. they say it before and after caretaker is finished tying them to the chair, they ask "but it's all pretend, yeah? you're not mean for real? it's all bluffs?" another hundred times, then they follow it up with "no, i do want this, i do, i just wanna make sure it's not too scary, or real"
and then caretaker gets into the rhythm, and whumpee is immediately captivated. all that nervous energy that should absolutely be there during play like this just vanishes almost without a trace. whumpee looks the calmest they've looked in a long while, and caretaker can barely believe that someone can be this calm watching them play with a knife and throw out threats
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unrealisticlea · 1 year
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when Buck was asleep on Eddie’s couch Eddie sat there and watched his chest rising and falling and he had to repeat to himself “he’s alive. he’s just sleeping. he’s here with you.”
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bibuddie · 1 year
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they’re gonna have chimney on the radio as he’s bleeding out telling maddie how much he’s wanted to marry her since the day they’ve met and thanking her for making him a father and a better man as his eyes slip closed and to build a home plays like when jee was born and albert died huh
(this was what i said to @madneysjee btw that had her gunning for me. so.)
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abandonastaroth · 9 months
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I still live in a world where James Acaster could be Doctor Who
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cordyce · 1 year
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“keep your hands off my team” ouughh i know he is so possessive. i know he is a throat grabbing kisser. i know he tugs you back by the belt loops when you stray too far from him in public. i know he yanks you into his lap at parties. i know he punches men in bars for trying to dance with you. i know he gives you hickeys before you go out with your friends. i know he tattoos your name on his arm and expects you to do the same. i know he hovers over you at work and fakes out your flirty coworkers. i know he kisses you with busted and bloody lips from getting into fights with men who stare at you too long in the street. i know kunigami is so possessive and a little bit Insane about it ..
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dandelion-grl · 9 months
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she’s a woman to me do you guys understand
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soccerpunching · 8 months
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TouRika and lesbian!KoguHaru:
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Righteous Gemstones and Succession, everything is the same but Jeremy Strong and Danny McBride switch places
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Joyce and Murray are on the same temple board.
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skloomdumpster · 1 year
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I wanted s3 to open with Saul being overwhelmed trying to keep all the students ducklings in line now that he's the only adult at the school, counting heads to make sure no one else is missing. He's gotta deal with the parents on the phone all day too. At the end of the day everything hits him at once: Farah's dead, so is Andreas (by Sky's hand no less), Ben's left and who knows if he'd want to come back, Rosalind (the headmistress) was killed by a student, Bloom's gone, Beatrix (a student) was killed at the school, his house is ashes, Sky's heartbroken, fairy students are probably a bit traumatized... am I missing anything? He's all alone and in charge and he's lost so much
OOH OH OH!
The way I can just **see*** this!
Fate s3 starts with upbeat music, completely jarring for something we're expecting to be somber. It opens to Saul with a large pad with all the names and he's running around, trying and failing to be both headmaster and headmistress.
Plot happens, that's not important (something something burned ones, something something sky being a mess, something something flora being a trainwreck, something something-), what's important is that Saul running around is played up for laughs.
And funny it is, as we see him start to count and then groan, start back over, then Saul yelling "What are you two doing!?" to some young air fairies who are trying to airfry each other. We're supposed to be giggling of it.
Then the episode approaches the ending of it's opening act, we cut to Farah's office, which is now back to just how Farah left it and Saul collapsing down on the headmistress chair, burying his face in his hands.
And we see the large notepad he had been running around all day with has the names Beatrix, Bloom, Sam, Devin and many many others crossed over. His shoulders slump and then we see them shaking with a quiet, frustrated cry- Then he raises his head, eyes bloodshot and we see a figure behind the door. A shadow, that looks oddly familiar, the updo and what not.
He frowns "Farah...?" whispering to himself.
There's a knock. Then a beat of silence, Saul doesn't invite her in, but his heart is in his throat.
The door opens and it's a completely different woman, "Hi, Headmaster Silva, I assume? I'm Madam Griselda, the new headmistress appointed by the queen."
End act.
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reigningmax · 1 year
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Me this entire weekend, cause I have mental problems, every time I look at pictures of Max and Charles: what do you mean we met them and spent a whole weekend around them and I have pictures to stare at for the rest of my life with them........
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tandembicycles · 6 months
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love the idea of you looking at this jjk man with binoculars from across the way
THAT'S ESSENTIALLY WHAT IS HAPPENING
I tried to get first hand looks in the tags but it's. Uhm. That fandom has. Zero fucking chill. The amount of times I've read Po/rn with that man and I, someone who does not read the damn thing, goes "he would not fucking say that"
So opera binoculars are a must with this man
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haneys · 1 year
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I need to redraw foreman living his best life wirh house drowning in the bg. chase says house is drowning and foreman says this isn't about him.
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kenmakaashi · 2 years
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in another universe this is a set up for a cat call scene where pat and pran are already dating, both friends know, but pat still hits on him every chance he gets
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