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kkyaka · 2 years

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Streaming in 3...2...1

Summary: He formally introduces you to the stream (i’m bad with summaries, y’all should know this by now lmao

Pairing: Eren Jaeger x black!fem!reader

Warnings: none really lol, little bit of fluff, mentions of disrespect, Eren’s a huge simp for you, mentions of guns and killing (it’s a video game), Stardew Valley is played lmao

Word Count: 2806

A/N: I’m making another part to this, so don’t worry. I told y’all I was gonna make a streamer!eren series, and this might become one, but I didn’t have any more ideas lol, so I’m just posting it. I LOVE stardew valley, so it’s mentioned in the game, so if you’ve never played, I suggest you do, it’s the best game in the world (also if this doesn’t show up in the tags, ima be pissed

Eren didn't really expect to blow up when it came to streaming, only doing it because a friend told him he should try it. Of course, when he first started, the quality of his camera wasn't great, and he cringes whenever he looks back at his old streams or the videos he posted on YouTube, but he's gotten better since then.

He started posting more frequently the more support he got, and now he's got thousands of people watching his streams and his videos. Sometimes he'll play the same game for hours, sitting in front of the screen and talking to the chat. Other times he'll play different games and make it a series, continuing it until he finishes the whole game.

He takes suggestions from comments about what games he should play. He always goes back to where he got started though if he ever wants to stream just cause or if he's bored and hasn't found any games that are interesting to him. He's playing a shooter game, looking through the chat as he waits to be put into a lobby.

"Who's y/n?" he says out loud. "That's my girl," he answers. "Y'all don't know about her?" The chain around his neck has your name on it, and he's worn it ever since he's gotten it, and every now and then you'll pop into the room to ask him what he wants to eat or just random stuff. "Hey, babe!"

You push the door open, standing in the doorway. "What's up?"

"C'mere." Your eyebrows scrunch as you walk towards him, noticing that he's streaming.

"What?" He pulls you in by your arm, setting you on his lap.

"Someone asked who you were," he tells you. "This is my girl." You smile as you glance at the camera and then the chat, which is now flooding with comments. He laughs at what's coming through before scooting closer to his desk. "Hold on, let me slow this down so you can read it."

You watch as he clicks through some things, and you look at the chat again to see that you now have time to read the comments. You lean forward a little to read them, Eren looking at you, and you huff as you read. "Aww, thanks, you guys."

"What'd they say?"

"They said that I'm really pretty," you laugh, keeping your attention on the screen, and Eren's arm tightens around you.

"Of course she is. And she's mine. Yeah, I'm talking to you." He says the name of the person that's now doing a lot more than complimenting you making you laugh.

You spend the rest of the stream on his lap, moving your legs to rest over his as you watch him play. You ask him questions as he plays, and he teases you about it, which makes you threaten to leave. He quickly retracts, pecking you on the lips softly as he tucks you further into him.

After that stream, everyone is always asking where you are, and he found that his views go up by a lot when you're on camera. Sometimes, you can't make it, having work to do, and he chuckles when he sees that people are bummed.

Whenever you are free, you'll come in and join, mostly talking to the chat. He sets up the stream, and he stands when you walk in, guiding you to sit in his chair. "Why am I sitting here?"

"Cause this chair's more comfortable." He places the headphones on your head before he leaves to go get a chair from the kitchen table. When he comes back, he sees that you're talking to the chat, setting the chair next to you as he grabs another pair of headphones.

"They're asking how we met," you tell him, and he moves the mic closer to you.

"Oh, yeah?" he responds. "She couldn't keep her eyes off of me, and I finally went over to her--"

You roll your eyes, cutting him off. "Actually," you state. "He came up to me." You shoot him a look, and he smiles as he puts the headphones on. "It was sophomore year of college, and I was studying in the library, and you know the unspoken rule of, like sitting at the tables, right?" you ask. "Like strangers can sit at the same table, but it's weird if they sit directly in front of you, and that's what he did."

You scoot over in the chair so that he can sit front and center, and he moves over before moving you back towards him, adjusting the camera so that both of you are clearly in view. "I was studying, and all of a sudden I see someone sitting in front of me. I look up, and I'm like 'can I help you?' because there was a crap ton of tables open."

"And I said that she was really pretty and the rest is history," he adds on.

"More like it took him a month to finally ask me out," you say, making him roll his eyes.

"That's because you're gorgeous, and I thought you were out of my league. You made me nervous." You pout softly as you look at him, noticing that he's blushing slightly, which makes you chuckle quietly. "I hate you," he mumbles, which makes you laugh.

"You love me." A fond smile comes across his face as he leans over to kiss you.

"Yeah, I do."

You've been on stream so many times, it's gotten to the point where Eren starts gearing his content to where the both of you are always together. Not that he minds, he has you play some of the games he does or he'll find co-op games for the two of you to play.

This stream is the same as the others have been, you watch him play as you talk to the chat, and when he finishes the round, he moves the controller towards you. "What?"

"You play."

"I don't know how," you say, laughing.

"I'll teach you." He puts it in your hand, sliding you over so that you're directly in front of the computer screen.

"I don't wanna mess up your record," you try, and he shrugs as he waves you off. You pick a character, and he tells you the controls, pointing to the buttons and telling you what they do. "I'm not gonna remember any of that," you admit as the screen loads.

He laughs softly at your face once you start playing, sometimes looking down at the controller, your face concentrated. "Stop laughing at me."

"Sorry," he chuckles, and he jumps softly when you gasp.

"Oh, my God, there's a person right there." You curl into yourself as you carefully try to loot without alerting them but you start to panic when they see you and instantly start to shoot you. "Eren! What do I do?! They're shooting at me!"

"Shoot back!" he yells softly, amusement in his words. He watches the screen as you turn around aimlessly, your health going down. "Babe, shoot them!"

"I'm trying! I'm scared!" He laughs as you run away, but the person follows, and you stop and turn around to try and shoot at them.

"No! Don't stop!"

"What else am I supposed to do?!" The person ends up killing you, and Eren doesn't even try to hold back his laughter, and you're laughing too, looking at him. "You didn't help me at all," you whine.

"I'm sorry," he says around his laughter, finally slowing down. "You did pretty well though, you did forty damage." You give him a plain look, and he composes himself. "Okay, okay. Try again."

"I don't want to."

"You'll be fine, okay? It was your first time." He reassures you, and you queue up the next round, giving him an unsure and nearly unwilling look, but you play through anyway. "Okay, make sure you're listening for the footsteps, you can hear them when they're coming."

You nod, the focused look back on your face. Your loadout is pretty good, and you're starting to get a little more confident, and you nearly run into another person but change direction at the last minute. "What should I do?" you whisper.

"You can rush them or just move somewhere else. You're already in the circle." You chew on your lip as you decide, and you ultimately choose to rush them. "Okay, sneak around behind them and get the upper hand."

You crouch, your tongue poking out of your mouth as you focus even more, and Eren's mostly watching you, laughing quietly to himself, but you don't notice. You look down at the controller for a split second to make sure you're about to push the right button before you aim and take fire.

The person tries to run away, but you stay on them until they eventually try and shoot you. "Good, but don't stay in one place," he tells you. You try your best to shoot and move, having difficulty, but you're able to get more hits on them than they are you. "Don't let them leave, cause then they'll heal up."

You chase them down, reloading quickly before you finally deal the last shots. You exclaim in joy, jumping into Eren, but to your dismay, you get killed instantly by someone else because you didn't heal.

You slump as your mouth drops open before you throw yourself back in the seat, tossing Eren the controller. He laughs at your reaction before he goes back to the character screen. "You got your first kill at least."

"That was wack as hell." He throws his head back as he laughs louder, choosing his character.

"You did better than the first time though."

He plays for the rest of the stream after you play a few more rounds, the chat more than amused at the chaos of you playing and screaming whenever something happens while Eren tries to calm you down, laughing the entire time.

Everyone becomes invested in your relationship, always asking you questions about you or the both of you. After a while, his streams are just him playing whatever and you talking, Eren even getting a handheld microphone so everyone can hear you while he plays.

Eren, I hope you know that I only watch your streams for y/n, she's my girlfriend now

You and Eren laugh at the comment that the automated voice says from one of his subscribers. "At this point, I'm not surprised," Eren responds. "But she's my girlfriend." He squeezes your thigh possessively, but they can't see it, and you roll your eyes fondly.

The bigger his streams get, the more comments come in, and Eren doesn't tolerate any kind of hate. He'll stop the whole stream just make sure whoever said any disrespectful shit to you is banned. He does it with no hesitation, no one gets any second chances, making a whole speech about it before he starts the stream.

Other subscribers are quick to make it known to him, and he's thankful for that, and once he gets the message across, they seem to die down. He knows that you don't have to be on stream, you choose to be, and he's not going to make this whole experience worse for you in any way.

"You wanna tell them what we're playing today?" Eren says, turning towards you, and you're practically dancing in your seat.

"We're playing Stardew Valley today, guys!" you exclaim. "Oh, my God, I'm so excited. This is literally my favorite game." Once the game came out with a multiplayer option, you were happy that Eren could finally play with you, and you brought it up one day.

You tell him the basics as he watches the backstory while you play, skipping it since you already know it. After you plant the seeds you first get in the game, and you show Eren how to do the same, you tell him that you have to explore.

He follows you into town, and you both introduce yourself to the villagers. "Why'd you talk to him more than once?" Eren asks, and you huff softly as you smile.

"Cause this is the character I wanna marry." You're focused on walking around, foraging, and Eren lets his hands fall to his lap as he turns to you.

"Marry? You just met him."

"I know, but he's my favorite. I can't marry him yet because I don't have any hearts with him," you explain.

"Hearts?"

"Yeah," you start, and you pull up the menu that shows how many hearts you have with the villagers in the game. "See? I don't have any hearts with him. I just have to give him the things he loves, but I don't have any of that yet."

"You don't wanna marry me?" You laugh as you turn to finally look at him, and you laugh harder when you see that he's pouting.

"I mean, players can marry each other," you offer.

"Well, I wanna marry you. I don't wanna marry the characters in the game." You try to hold in your laugh because he actually looks upset.

"You don't wanna marry of the game characters?" He actually hasn't been playing since you mentioned marrying, and he shakes his head. "Okay, well, you're gonna have to look it up because I don't know how to do that."

He stops pouting after that, grabbing his phone as you start playing again. You spend the stream working through Spring, and you're both out in the city, and you gasp when you see said character, giving them what they love.

You don't notice, but Eren moves over to the character after you, giving them a piece of trash, and you don't realize until you hear the chat blowing up. You look, reading what they're saying, and you gasp as you turn to look at Eren, who has a smug look on his face.

"Eren, why did you do that?"

"He's not even all that," he argues. "What does he have that I don't have?"

You sigh in mock frustration before shaking your head. "Why don't you wanna marry any of the girls?"

"Because they're not you." You slump a little, still laughing at his pouting, and you chuckle before you give in.

"Fine, Eren, I'll marry you instead. Okay?" He smiles at that, and you roll your eyes before you go back to playing. Not every stream is about the both of you playing Stardew Valley, but when you do, the only thing Eren is focusing on is proposing to you.

He looked it up, so he knows how to do it, but he didn't know that it would take him so long to get everything he needed. So, he ends up playing whenever you aren't on stream, and he tells everyone to not tell you because it'll be a surprise.

"What're you doing?" You walk in one day when he's streaming, but he had already saved and closed the game out when he heard you coming.

"I was just talking to them," he says, gesturing towards the screen, and you walk into the frame, bending over so that they can see your face. It always lights up when they talk to you, and you wave to the camera as you respond to the comments.

"I'm just getting my phone charger," you answer when he asks what you were doing. You walk away, moving over to the outlet where your charger is, and you have to bend down to get it.

"Woah! Woah!" You jump as you turn around, and you see that he's blocking you with his hand, and you realize that you're still in the frame. "Only I get to see your ass, they have to pay."

You roll your eyes as you yank your charger out before standing straight up. "Really?" you quip. "Why're you always streaming shirtless, huh? Making an only fans or something?" you joke.

"Had to get the views somehow," he responds back with a shrug, and you shove at him. You both laugh softly, and when you start to walk away, he pulls you back towards him, pulling you down so that he can kiss you. "Love you," he mumbles.

Your smile is big when you pull away. "Love you, too."

He watches you leave, and he checks to make sure you're really gone before he starts the game back up. He finds out that he's so close to finally getting everything together, frantically asking the chat what else he needs.

You're laughing at the fact that he actually proposed to you in the game the next time you play together on stream, easily saying yes, and he cheesily kisses you in person.

But you're crying as well as laughing when he proposes in real life.

#eren jaeger #eren jaeger x black reader #eren jaeger x reader #aot x black reader #aot x female reader #aot x reader #attack on titan fanfiction #attack on titan #snk x reader #snk x black reader #snk #shingeki no kyoujin

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ayamturd · 3 years

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can I request headcanons on how the sbi or dt would react to a rich reader who spoils literally everyone? platonic ofc 😈

spoiler│dream team hc

warnings: none, only fluff

pairing: real-life platonic!dream team

a/n: first headcanon! i thought this idea was really unique so thank you for requesting it :)

wc: (0.7k) - m.list

dream -

considering how successful he is, it probably doesn’t faze him so much as it would others

now when he’s the one you’re spoiling一 man’s shocked to say the least

since he mainly spends more on food for himself, you would push it further from both gourmet to assortments of junk food

clothes

if he’s not going to care for his appearance, then someone has to

you’d try to buy him more simplistic clothing but still high end or name brand

knowing him, he’d try to give it back but you’d guilt trip him into accepting

doesn’t like to admit that he think’s its sweet of you to care

“No, y/n. I don’t need more clothes!”

“But I thought of you when I saw this!”

“… fine.” >:(

if you were a streamer or online personality yourself, you would send him loads of your own merch

now that he would easily, proudly accept (he’s a huge softie for his friends, and he only wants to support them uwu)

would complain if you were spoiling someone other than himself as a joke, but pull you aside to reassure you that he wasn’t serious

there is still the offhand chance he actually tries to rival your gifts and spoiling

imagine: there was this one day where you two kept out-gifting each other on George’s stream to the point where he had to disable them

“I swear to God, you two are going to be the death of me.”

he understands the want to spoil your friends the most out of the group, so he’s not one to try and stop you

respects you greatly for putting others ahead of yourself, even if they don’t necessarily need it like himself

george -

let’s be honest, he’s the most mature out of the group so he’d try to lecture you on your spending on multiple occasions

however, he knows it’s from a good place, so it’s not to the point where he’d try and stop you from spending on behalf of others (even though he can’t)

more so off-hand comments in reaction

“No doubt you’re going to go broke at this rate.”

“If it’s for you, guarantee” :)

“No, no, no, don’t do that. You’re not allowed to do that.”

it’s out of habit at this point that he’d yell your name out the same way he does with dream

“Y/n! What??”

isn’t like dream to playfully complain if you gift others, but plays into his shock

probably privately tells you that you don’t have to spend so much for others since they already know you care

you would say thank you and try to heed his words, but don’t lol

even though there is no way to physically do so, he isn’t an affectionate guy (physically and verbally), so you would target him the most as a way to show your appreciations for him

imagine: he’s doing a solo stream for once and chatting with chat when a large donation from you comes through, immediately calls you

��Y/n! Why did you just donate [something something amount]??”

“Cause can” :)

he would try to fight you on it the most

always fails

doesn’t like to admit how meaningful he finds it so will say a simple ‘thank you’ every time

like he doesn’t know how to verbally express it beyond a ‘thank you’

struggles but always tries to outwardly say he appreciates you beyond what you try to give

sapnap -

now this boy would whine the most if you were spoiling someone else

like dream to do so as a joke, but can sometimes be emotionally vulnerable to the point he where believes you don’t like him the same way as others

since in this scenario, gift giving/ spoiling is your love language and way to show your (platonic!) love

you’re always quick to spoil him after, which makes him feel guilty to think something like that

has the best reactions when you gift him things

“Wait… oh my gosh, y/n!”

“Hehe, surprise!”

“What the hell!”

you would send him the most random things

both as a joke or because you found it cool

from foods (mainly sweets), clothing, plushies

imagine: you send him, like, a giant panda plushie as big as him

“Where the hell am I supposed to put this thing??”

“I don’t know, but it looked cute” :D

the most outward with his appreciation, whether on stream or private

this isn’t to say he only wants gifts from your friendship, but is the most susceptible out of the three

will always say you’re his favorite *^*

is the quickest to reassure you that you didn’t have to given how accepting he is to your giving nature already

no matter what, admires you for your kind-hearted nature and values your intentions (either significant or as a gag gift)

#dream smp x reader #dream smp x you #dream team x reader #dteam x reader #dream x reader #dreamwastaken x reader #sapnap x reader #georgenotfound x reader #dsmp x reader #mcyt x reader #mcyt headcanons #dream team headcanons

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jjba-arni-reblog · 4 years

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Games and chill

[The last raffle work for @triggs-jpg. This one is streamer/youtuber AU with multiple small stories of you and your group trying different games. Implied Kakyoin/reader relationship. I wrote for a variety of games I know and played myself.Thank you]

Pairing: Kakyoin/reader.

Time: wholesome AU(?), present times, ages not specified.

Words: ~ 3.1K

[Uno]

The idea to play Uno was going to be either a blessing or a curse. But it was an idea nonetheless and you and Noriaki asked Jotaro, Polnareff and even Dio if they want to participate in a video. Polnareff eagerly accepted the offer, asking if he needs anything to buy for the small ‘party’ you were to have. Jean even asked if he could bring Iggy to the party. Even if the dog wasn’t the friendliest one, he was sure eager to get free food from your group. He knew that you and Kakyoin would be the ones to spoil him. Jotaro was reluctant at first, not quiet used to being recorded but upon hearing that Dio himself accepted the offer, the man became interested in annoying Brando. Dio Brando himself accepted rather quickly, mostly to advertise himself as well as hopefully annoy Kujo.

And so your group placed different snacks on the big table, getting comfortable for the first round of Uno. The rules allowed to pretty much ‘spam’ anyone with cards, whether based on color or number. After eating all the cola flavoured gum since Polnareff forgot to hide it well enough, Iggy decided to sleep next to you, not quick eager to disturb the game today.

“Another 4” you said, choosing a card to place down, quickly starting to annoy Jotaro who was the one to receive it. You could only evilly chuckle as the man was so close to winning, only to lose his chance right away.

“And another” Kakyoin suddenly joined in, adding to the annoyance of Kujo.

“Okay, you can stop now” Jotaro said, hoping to not provoke any more actions from you two. At this point, he had 10 cards already. And before that he had 2 cards, hoping to win.

“And here is more” Pol put the nail in the coffin, laughing as more cards appeared in Jotaro’s ‘hand’

“What the fuck are you doing?” the latter spoke angrily as your group laughed.

“Winning, unlike you” Dio answered proudly while looking at his cards. He only had 2 left and the man was pretty confident.

As Dio was approaching victory rather quickly, he became more relaxed. Trying to get rid of the one of the two remaining cards, he was quickly shut down by Jotaro, whose hand represented a fan due to how many cards did he have. At least he would have fun this way.

“Un-“ Brando was about to say.

“I don’t think so, bitch” Jotaro cut him off as the blonde scoffed at him, getting two cards from the desk.

“We’ll see about that” Dio glanced at him, smirking a little at the clear contrast between them.

At the end, Polnareff won the match. Kujo was fine with that, as long as it wasn’t Dio it was alright.

“Okay, new game, new rules. Whoever will win will decide on the dinner” Kakyoin announced, getting comfortable near you. Polnareff went to get a drink, urging you four to play without him. Iggy, hearing the footsteps towards the kitchen, quickly woke up in hopes to get a treat from Jean.

“Also, check if the camera is recording” You told Jean, hearing the man mumble the answer. Jotaro was quick to glance at you, as if an unspoken plan appeared in your minds. You quickly nodded, understanding what the man had meant, silently agreeing with it.

“It’s recording” Jean notified the group, now sitting on the couch with his drink, watching over you four.

“Skip” you said, placing the card to annoy Dio who sat next to you. You felt Kakyoin nudge your shoulder, praising your actions and smiling widely.

Next was Jotaro’s turn. The man placed the same type of card, only in a different color, his face without emotions.

“Same” he simply said, not commenting on the surprised gasp that Kakyoin let out. He wasn’t expecting such betrayal from his friend.

“Again” you put another ‘skip’ card, making Dio growl irritated at another lost chance for him.

“Another” Jotaro continue, placing one more ‘skip’ card. At this point, Dio and Kakyoin started to worry about their chances of winning.

“Since when you two work together to be a pain in the ass?” Dio asked, glancing at you two. Noriaki could only nod, not quite on the same aggressive level as Brando.

“Since you announced the that the winner will decide what to eat” you answered, looking over your cards, hoping to win at the end.

“I am tired of cherries and wine for dinner” Kujo rolled his eyes as you chuckled at his typical straight forwardness.

“Hey” Kakyoin objected, then turning his eyes towards you “can’t believe I have been betrayed by you of all people” he said dramatically clutching his chest.

“Well, no mercy” you winked, getting comfortable, hoping to eat something different for once. As long as you and Jotaro worked together. Polnareff was equally as interested in the game, watching as the tension got stronger around you four. He was having fun, watching as you tried to outsmart each other. Iggy joined him, getting ready for another nap.

Somehow, you and Jotaro managed to win, gaining yourself a healthy meal for once. Kakyoin, still ordered himself a cherry desert, teasing you about not sharing. Another evening well-spent.

[Minecraft]

Playing something as relaxing and nostalgic has been on your mind for a while. It is nice to have a gaming series where you can just all relax and have fun. Minecraft was a nice start for that. Kakyoin himself was quite eager to delve back into the known game, messaging your group, asking if they want to play with you two. And so the group reunited once again.

Surprisingly, Dio knew how to play it. He reluctantly admitted to playing the game with Jonathan when he was younger, even if the primal reason for it was to purely annoy Joestar kid.

You had to explain Pol and Jotaro how to play, while Kakyoin was getting the first resources. Dio was complaining as usual. It took you five a while to get situated, choosing a nice and cosy place in the woods. Dio insisted on building a big mansion. By ‘insisted’ he meant that ‘someone should build it and he, Dio Brando, will decorate it with his fine and precise sense of style’. Kakyoin then told him that dirt house would accompany Brando just as well, earning couple of swears from the blonde.

As time went on, the five of you established a nice and somewhat big place, each one of you having your own rooms. Jean got himself a dog, after hearing that you could turn some animals into pets. Jotaro was enjoying the soundtrack, mostly killing mobs and travelling whenever he wished. Brando was pretty much useless after getting the mansion built, instead now focusing on the décor of the house, pretty much making it a banana house using bright colors. Overall, it was a nice experience for your group

One evening, while everyone was off, Dio was playing on the server. Suddenly he had a random idea to push Jean’s dog a little bit closer to the open fire. Not really expecting it to actually burn, Dio ended up killing the dog by pushing it into the fire.

“Damn, this feels awfully familiar…” Dio mumbled to himself, not quite sure what was it that made is so particularly familiar. After realizing what he has done, the blonde was quick to place a sign on the wall next to the open fire.

Killed your dog, lol - Dio xoxo

Later Jean destroyed his room, making Dio rage quit playing Minecraft for a week.

“Would you like to befriend a cat” You asked Dio next week, after he returned to the server. The man was facing the multiple cats scattered across the village.

“I am not a cat person” Brando answered, scoffing at your suggestion. Nothing unusual.

“You are nobody’s person to be fair” you rolled your eyes.

“Alright, go to hell” Dio replied, earning a snarky laugh from you. How typical of him.

“Okay, how do I make the cat my friend?” Polnareff suddenly asked, after hearing the delightful information from you. Hopefully, this pet will survive.

“There are also dolphins, turtles, coral reefs and tropical fishes by the way” Kakyoin mentioned to the group but most importantly to Jojo. He tried not to show any reaction.

“Whatever” Jotaro answered. However, you knew better.

After a couple of minutes, you heard Kujo speak again.

“So where are they?”

“Hey, Dio, I decorated your room a little, hope you will like it” Kakyoin casually mentioned, making you look at his screen. He winked, noticing the mischievous look you had. You were absolutely loving his idea.

“Don’t you dare pull off something or I will end you, Kakyoin” Dio said, not quite liking the tone he had. He decided to check it out later as he wasn’t playing for now.

Later when Dio arrived at his ‘mansion’, he opened the door, seeing a small flag on the wall together with a sign that said:

‘Don’t ever forget your origins’ - Kak

Seeing the flag, Dio found himself greatly annoyed. It was a flag of Scotland after all.

Brando was quick to open up Discord the type in ‘I am not from Scotland, you moron’, earning quite the reaction from the two of you. It was worth it.

Today, Brando seemed to be in a good mood, which made your group question what caused such effect on the usual annoyed Dio. But good Brando was the key to a good stream and communication. That is, until Jotaro noticed blonde being quite cocky.

“Hey, Dio” Jotaro’s tired voice called for the blonde as the group was in the voice chat. You and Kakyoin didn’t pay much attention to the conversation, instead checking if the recording program worked as well as the game.

“What?” the man answered, already feeling himself getting annoyed just from listening to Kujo’s voice

“You got mfat?” Jotaro asked emotionlessly as you and Kak suddenly stopped chatting. You knew where this was going, and you couldn’t get more excited.

“What?” Dio became more annoyed. Everyone else was suspiciously silent “What is mfat?” he asked, half-confused, half-tired of Jotaro’s shit.

“My fat dick in your mouth” the man answered, making the group burst into laughter.

“I can’t believe you felt for that, Brando” you said, laughing together with Noriaki.

“Fuck off, Kujo, go fuck yourself” Dio angrily answered, almost yelling.

[Hatoful boyfriend]

Today, you had something different planned. You were supposed to stream with Kakyoin for a while, however you decided to start a little bit earlier to try a new game. Today, you decided to stream a dating sim game. A bird dating game. Hatoful boyfriend. You checked if the equipment properly worked, then greeting the audience and introducing the plan for the next video. At first, you were amused and laughed everything off, joking about the dialogue lines and interactions as the chat noted the weird vibe the game was giving off. However, later, you felt yourself being immersed in the gameplay that Hatoful Boyfriend had to offer. The chat was as equally interested, commenting both ironically and unironically about the ‘hotness’ of each bird.

You were enjoying yourself, when you heard a door being open as the voice called for you.

“Did you see-” Kakyoin stopped in his tracks, noticing the equipment “Ah, shit, sorry” he was quick to apologize, then noticing your pc screen.

“What are you doing?” he approached you, looking at the screen with a puffy bird on it. He sat down next to you to fully absorb the image before him, baffled at the weird choice of a game.

“Well…” you chuckled, not even trying to explain yourself. You could the chat being as equally interested in Kakyoin’s reaction as you were.

“Am I not enough?” he suddenly dramatically asked, hiding his face behind a hand and striking the most bizarre and dramatic poses of them all while leaning back on the chair.

“Are you a bird?” you decided to tease Noriaki, raising an eyebrow at his question.

“No?” he was confused of what to say to this, chuckling confusedly.

“You just answered your own question” you simply answered, turning back to your lovely bird boyfriends, while Kakyoin stared at you for a couple of seconds.

“Wait a minute”

The chat was full of ‘F’s to show respect to the fallen soldier who lost against birds.

[Cuphead]

Your group was up for a challenge. You decided to try out Cuphead. Seeing the lovely artstyle and hoping that the game might spice up the recording/stream, you were eager to try it out. After multiple hours of practice, you felt yourself getting better at the game. Kakyoin was also catching up pretty quick, asking when weapons do you use for certain bosses.

“You can use parry to get it quicker” you explained to him.

“Ah, alright, got it” Noriaki smiled at you, hugging you closer as you two relaxed together. You still had couple of hours before the stream, so you decided to make the best out of it. While streaming was fun, occasional quiet hour was equally as important. You two simply lied down, talking about preparations and everything that came to mind. You felt him nuzzle your neck as he hugged you closer.

“Don’t fall asleep on me here, Nori” You brushed your hands through his soft locks.

“Then just wake me up before the stream” he half mumbled.

“Are you going to complain afterwards?”

“Yes, but I will wake up” Kakyoin answered back, chuckling a little.

After couple of minutes, you decided to speak. It seems like Kakyoin wasn’t going to sleep anyways.

“5 dollars on Dio rage quitting the game”

“10 if he will break something afterwards” Kakyoin answered back, excited by the idea of seeing someone get angry.

“Deal” you two shook hands while giggling. It was always fun to bet on stuff like that.

Dio wasn’t very good at the game, to say the least. The man didn’t have patience, always trying to rush forwards and eventually dying without reaching the end or killing the boss. Somehow he managed to beat the first world, proclaiming that he is getting ‘so much better’. The next boss he chose whoever, was getting on his nerves.

“Fuck this piece of shit clown” Dio growled, getting fed up with endless dying,

“That’s quite the self-love here” you answered back, hearing Polnareff and Kakyoin laugh.

“Shut up” Brando could only curse at you, replaying the level once again.

Jotaro being Jotaro, didn’t really get the excitement and panic over playing Cuphead, instead he was grumpy at the endless amounts of swears from dying.

“Why bother with the game if you lose so much anyway” he asked.

“That’s what games are for, Jotaro” You explained to him, not really wanting to waste your time to prove him wrong.

“Go try it yourself, Kujo” Kakyoin said “show us the results later” he teased the man, knowing that Kujo would eventually try the game.

“Will do” Jotaro answered, not bothering to continue watching

About two days later, you get a message in the group chat.

‘I broke my screen’ Kujo wrote. It was followed by multiple ‘lmao’s from you and Kakyoin, because of course he did.

‘You WHAT?’ came the message from Pol.

‘I broke it, alright, now stop asking’

After that, Kujo had to endure a week of teasing from your group, once again establishing himself as an ‘angsty’ man…together with Dio that is.

[Nekojishi]

“Hey, Nori, what are you doing there?” you asked, opening the door to see what he was up to.

“Ah, just playing a small novel game” Noriaki explained, hoping that you won’t be interested in further inspection of the said game. However, seeing the chat being exited you had your doubts. Deciding against prying and finding out for now, you left the man alone.

That was the part of the plan. As you waited for Kakyoin to go grab himself water, you quickly entered the room once again, greeting the audience and reading the text that was on the screen, so far it seemed like a normal game. The aspects of the talks were mostly about sacred placed, which made you slightly confused. That is, until you found one of the characters, just as Kakyoin returned with his drink.

“Hey, oh…” he stopped, standing still as you eyed the screen.

“Kakyoin” your tone was serious.

“Yes?”

“Why is there a buffed tiger?” you turned towards him, chuckling at the confused look he had. This wasn’t what you had expected.

“Well, first of all, guardian tiger” he corrected you out of nowhere, now approaching and sitting next to you “second, Lin Hu and third, I am trying to take his route and get the ending” Noriaki finished.

“So I guess you are a cat person, huh?” you asked, turning towards the tiger to take a good look once again.

“Well, certainly not a bird person” Kak commented back as you two laughed.

“Alright, you got me there. Go have fun with your tiger” you rolled your eyes a little, standing up to brush Kakyoin’s hair affectionately before taking your leave.

Seeing the chat enjoying the interaction you two had, Kakyoin couldn’t help but to note.

“Okay, I am not VERY into this game of course” he tried to find a small excuse for himself “but there is something about this guardian tiger…” He mumbled to himself, eyeing the buffed catman before him.

The chat quickly typed multiple Fs for your defeat against the buff tiger.

[Broforce]

Having the game named Broforce, you just had to engage in the whole ‘bro’ atmosphere to fully experience the game. So you and Kakyoin joined the voice channel, getting ready to play this indie game and checking the equipment. You decided to record this let’s play instead of streaming. Jotaro and Jean had other plans today and Dio was nowhere to be seen. You two decided to join the group voice channel, not really expecting anyone to appear. Rushing through the game, you didn’t notice that Dio joined the voice channel. Not until he asked you about the next stream. You two decided to joke a little to slightly annoy Brando.

“Bro, I got you” you said with a deep voice, killing the enemy that almost shot Kakyoin.

“Thank you, Bro” he answered back, mimicking your low voice.

“Bro, no problem”

“Appreciate it, bro”

“Can you shut the fuck up with your bro shit?” Dio suddenly spoke up, annoyed at the whole ‘bro’ act you two pulled off.

“Damn, chill bro” you said back, earning a chuckle from Kakyoin.

Dio could only growl, exiting the voice channel in hopes of not hearing any more of that. Not today.

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Equiusona: The Contextening

violin (violin): he's asking vriska to play https://trolljacksparrow.tumblr.com/post/158809245829/new-idea-hell-chess hell chess with him

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh my god shes. slightly surprised honestly but accepts

violin (violin): why is she surprised omg

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i mean. it says straight up the basics are the same so the options are 1) nadaya does not know the basics of chess but thinks vriska does 2) nadaya does not know the basics of chess and knows she doesn't really either, and thinks that would improve the experience 3) somewhere down the line nadaya got told more about chess than she did

violin (violin): 1 with maybe a bit of 2, he hopes she doesn't know either but he brought a bag of a bunch of chess pieces so they can draw from it to get a random assortment and that sounds incredible to him Also you can throw the chess piece at the opponent??? What's not to love

(ctc) the nyandertaker: vriska definitely does not know chess but she does like chance based games and throwing small objects at people

violin (violin): exactly

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i hope youre ready to get hit square between the eyes with a pawn nadaya

violin (violin): "nadaya how is your face so bruised" "chess" he is throwing pawns back at her - in fact, thats what he does when vriska is a turn away from eating them

(ctc) the nyandertaker: nadaya..... neither of them win, they just run out of pieces to throw

violin (violin): FUCK YEAH... Nadaya, upon drawing 4 knights: I have a cavalry :D bc they look like horses...

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh no that's cute

violin (violin): they're ridiculous nadaya would be equally happy if any of them won he names his queen vriska

(ctc) the nyandertaker: "8eing adora8le is cheating when I have to throw things at you."

violin (violin): "pirate"

(ctc) the nyandertaker: and just like that now she Has to win she is going to abuse the fuck out of the "if you look away from the board your turn ends" rule and nadayas attention span

violin (violin): f u c k he starts wearing sunglasses so she can't tell if he looked away

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she will steal them don't test her

violin (violin): LOL

(ctc) the nyandertaker: theres a line and shes drawing it right there

violin (violin): he bats off her hand

(ctc) the nyandertaker: look nadaya you can either take off the sunglasses or suffer her progressively trying more obnoxious ways to get them off

violin (violin): now its a challenge

(ctc) the nyandertaker: hell chess has been paused for an Extreme Sunglasses Fight

violin (violin): FUCK he throws streamers on her to distract her

(ctc) the nyandertaker: see, that mightve worked earlier, but now that hes activated her trap card: motivated by spite she has to take it as unflinchingly as possible while maintaining eye contact

violin (violin): Oh. My god. He starts filming it

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she is not going to waver she is going to take those goddamn sunglasses off and hes never getting them back

violin (violin): I'm whEEZING WHAT IF HE GETS SUNGLASSES WITH GOOGLY EYES WHAT THEN

(ctc) the nyandertaker: OKAY SHES LAUGHING BUT SHES STILL MAD SHE SWEARS GODDAMMIT NADAYA

violin (violin): FUCK he has the most shiteating grin

(ctc) the nyandertaker: did he know that he is actually the Most Terri8le

violin (violin): yeeeeeeees ://)c

(ctc) the nyandertaker: at this point she is walking over to the other side of the table and trying to snatch them off all while dramatically going on about how hes made her have NO OTHER CHOICE but to come ALL THE WAY OVER HERE

violin (violin): FU JCKCHZSHAGJAHAHA he tries running to her side of the table to claim her seat

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she stays on his side and takes all his knights she is holding his cavalry hostage

violin (violin): then he is holding her royalty hostage! : O

(ctc) the nyandertaker: WELL HES GOING TO NEED A HORSE TO TAKE THEM ANYWHERE AND GUESS WHAT HE DOESNT HAVE

violin (violin): WHAT IF HE STEALS HER HORSE

(ctc) the nyandertaker: DOES HE REALLY THINK HE COULD CONTROL ONE OF HER CASTLE'S WELL TRAINED HORSES??

violin (violin): OKAY THEN HES KIDNAPPING HER CASTLE (the rook I think) HOWLS MOVING CASTLE BITCH

(ctc) the nyandertaker: BUT HAS HE NOT CONSIDERED HER CASTLE GUARDS???????? ROLL FOR INITIATIVE, 8ITCH

violin (violin): HES KEEPING THE ROYALTY HOSTAGE THEY GOTTA DO WHAT HE SAYS BUT HE PULLS OUT A DIE AND ROLLS FOR INITIATIVE

(ctc) the nyandertaker: i hate these two

violin (violin): m e

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she is. also rolling for initiative though and respecting when her turn is BECAUSE DID HE REALLY THINK SHE MEANT THE GUARDS OVER THERE? NO, SHE MEANT THE GUARDS RIGHT HERE and then throws a knight at his face

violin (violin): fuck IM CRYING

(ctc) the nyandertaker: did he keep recording this...

violin (violin): MAYBE HE FORGOT TO TURN IT OFF HE PROBABLY DID He reaches over to throw his own pawn at her THEYRE RESCUING THE CAVALRY VRISKA

(ctc) the nyandertaker: THESE HORSES ARE HERS AND IT WILL BE N(E)IGH IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THEM BACK

violin (violin): i was thinking of a horse pun and got distracted WHAT IF HE ATTACKQUIUSES HER WITH HER OWN PAWNS? that was terrible but its intended to be

(ctc) the nyandertaker: oh my god

violin (violin): eyebrow waggle they are so fortunate no one is witnessing this

(ctc) the nyandertaker: they really really are

violin (violin): her block doesn't have a camera in it does it?

(ctc) the nyandertaker: im 90% sure it doesn't though nadaya still has whatever hes recording with and. if they were doing this at the base. the walls are notoriously not at all soundproof

violin (violin): OH, MY GOD, THEY ARE doing this at the base I mean bc nad couldn't wait and went immediately Also, he grabs one of her bishops and yells YOUR BISHOP IS DECLARING A HOLY WAR AND SECEDING FROM THE MAIN RELIGION, HES MINE NOW

(ctc) the nyandertaker: what a dweeb, i say, as if that wasn't already obvious she says WELL WHY NOT MAKE IT OFFICIAL THEN and grabs a bishop of his color out of the bag of pieces to throw at him

violin (violin): snrk FU CK He grabs the bishop, replaces it, and starts playing like his bishop is there, by attempting to eat something

(ctc) the nyandertaker: g o d i guess she just has to fucking. reach over and try to counter him.

violin (violin): oh my god that's how they're playing now, from each others seats

(ctc) the nyandertaker: WELL HE HAS HER KING AND QUEEN IF SHE LETS HIM BACK OVER TO HIS SIDE SHE CANT WIN

violin (violin): HELL TRADE THEM FOR HIS HORSES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: now see, that's a fair deal nad, but how can she trust him at this point to not make off with both her royalty and the horses

violin (violin): what if they just throw their hostages at each other

(ctc) the nyandertaker: fuck

violin (violin): ITS IN THE SPIRIT OF THE GAME

(ctc) the nyandertaker: IT IS so now they just. synchronized throw their hostages at each other and try to catch them

violin (violin): Y ES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: and then both go back to their own seats and resume Hell Chess

violin (violin): Y es he still has the sunglasses tho HA

(ctc) the nyandertaker: what sunglasses there are no sunglasses she refuses to acknowledge them

violin (violin): he shakes his head so the googly eyes move

(ctc) the nyandertaker: she just cant see what hes doing, such a shame

violin (violin): he, while staring at the board, makes little sunglasses out of cut paper for one of his hORSES

(ctc) the nyandertaker: "Equius is not a valid part of the canon chess universe."

violin (violin): ".....heckuius."

(ctc) the nyandertaker: god...

violin (violin): im dying

(ctc) the nyandertaker: again, neither of them is going to win, theyre just going to run out of pieces to throw or get tired of playing

violin (violin): y es they're just gonna be lile *like "who won?" "entropy"

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