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Hi!I know this is weird but i don’t know who i can talk to about this and you write the badass characters so i wanted to ask you.I kinda hate myself.I used to be able to fake it like i loved myself and like i was confident but in the last 2 years everything has fallen apart-including my family- and i do not have anyone to talk about this(i dont trust anyone).Anyways i hate myself in every aspect so do you have any tips on how to gain my confidence and start loving myself inside and out?

Before I start this, I just want to let you know that you are beautiful inside and out already and whoever tries to tell you differently, whether that is social media, family, friends or school- they do not know you. They do not see all the things that make you so darn beautiful and unique. There is literally nothing to hate about yourself when all you’re trying to do is be best of yourself. And everything you see on yourself, everything you say you hate- that wasn’t given to you for you to hate it. Love made you, life, God if you believe made you this and you are stunning being who you are. Whatever you hate on yourself was not meant to be hated but accepted, so remember that.

Loving yourself is actually such a long and hard process. Everybody starts their journey differently but I guess for me, I chose to change my mentality.

I remember I was crying in the end of January last year because I was so awful to myself. I hated everything, just like you and I cried to the point I couldn’t see anything but the only thing I did see was 01.01. on my phone. I’ve been always drawn to number eleven since I started high school and it always bugged me of what it meant but I never looked it up but that night I was so annoyed that I actually went to look it up and it said that I should stop thinking so negatively about my life because all my thoughts are manifesting into my reality and that it is time to start thinking more positively. I can’t describe to you but the feeling I got was really odd. I felt calm and at peace for like a milisecond of that day.

So I started with thinking positively. And it’s so hard to actually think positively. Because days go by when you’re still crying on the floor or screaming at your pillow and you should think positively? But I did keep on with it. I tried to look on the positive side of things, no matter how negaitve it was. Sometimes it was extremely bad but I forced myself to just think positively and I kept saying that to myself when thoughts went dark. So whenever I thought “They probably think you’re annoying them.” - I just said to myself. “So even if they are, so what? I am annoying but I’m also kind and nice and beautiful. I can draw better then them and their situation isn’t as close to mine- so why would I care what they think?”

And you don’t even see it changing. You will think that it’s just for nothing, that it’s not working but it is and it shows months later. For me it started to show in July. I started at the end of January but I started to see it in end of July. Seven months. Seven months of doubts and crying and forcing myself to think positively when everything went to shit but it get’s easier.

The first change, I notice now not like when it was happening- the first change was that night 01.01. The second change was around March, when I started to put effort in my hair and how I look and taking care of my face and brushing my teeth and all sorts of hygene hacks. I learned how to braid hair- like french braids and all sorts of braids.

Then around June I started to workout. I wanted to get my body in shape and in the beginning it was hard but sooner or later I started. And I did it not because it was a trend and not because I wanted to do that weightloss progress or prove everybody wrong. I didn’t want people to know what I was doing. I just did it because of myself. I wanted to look good and feel good. I did change my diet but I still eat pizza and white bread and burgers and I don’t have a whole meal planned, I eat when I’m hungry and I don’t eat when I’m not hungry. But I DO punch that bag because it’s a great stress reliever and because my anger can punch something. I did go for a run to clear my head (now not so much because IT’S FREEZING outside). I did want to die on that matt doing mountain climber and shit but man when I tell you that results are BETTER than people make them be. Like you get up easier, you wake up earlier, you go to sleep with a feeling of accomplishment, you start to look what you put in your body- it’s like so much changes.

The best thing I also did, was go back to doing the things I loved to do as a child. Like drawing and painting and astrology and reading. There is a quote that says something that some people go on in their life doing what they loved as a child and some people just grow up? Or something. I just totally recommend watching and listening to best quotes from greatest thinkers on youtube. Those really make you contemplate on your life.

Surround yourself with people you want to be with. You know there is also a saying that says something in a way that your energy attracts similar energy. I remember when I started to change my vibration, my energy. When I decided to think more positively, when I was trying to built something out of myself, care for my grades, school, my body, saying how gorgeous I look and some people would just go “HAHAHAH! Sure honey, your hair looks like shit but sure.” and that pissed me off so much because yo, HONEY, that’s my NATURAL hair and IF I REMEMBER I LOOK FUCKING GOOD IN MY NATURAL HAIR MEANWHILE YOU LOOK LIKE A HORSE HAS LICKED YOUR HEAD ... straightening your hair like that. Like sometimes you just need to let your hair be your wild hair. Let acne be acne, pimples be pimples, cellulite be cellulite, stretch marks be stretch marks. It’s all so natural. You don’t need ton of creams and shit to try and change your skin and hair texture. Sometimes, you just need to leave it alone for 3 months.

I spent so many times in front of a mirror naked. Not to like flex and shit like that but to see myself, naked and to actually find all the good things on me. You know when you’re clothed, you don’t see it but when you take everything off and it’s just you and your body and it looks more symetrical. It looks so natural and so beautiful. At first you might cry and feel sad that you look like this but you’re beautiful. And you lift your head up and you say “I’m gorgeous. I’m fucking stunning. I’m a bad bitch that has a nice fucking ass.” or something like that. I used to be insecure about my breasts (bc my sister was disgusted by how big they were and she didn’t mind to remind me of that) but now I look at the mirror and my boobs are THE BOMB! The bomb man.... the bomb. I love my boobs, no matter how big and saggy they might appear. They are boobs. Also pose. Man, posing can be so fun. I remember I posed like a greek statue and I actually liked how my body looked like in that weird ass position. Just have fun with your body. Accept it for what it is. Accept everyhting on yourself for what it is and stop trying to change it. Sooner or later you will stop giving a care in the world of what others think of it. Listen to yourself. Trust your own judgement and stop listening to other people who have no clue who you are. They have no clue who you are inside, only what you let them see.

I would genuienly write so much more but if you ever EVER need somebody to talk to, to HYPE YOU UP TO THE BAD BITCH THAT YOU ARE! It’s me. I will never judge you for anything.. especially not because I know what I had done and thought. So trust the process and don’t give up. Think positively and accept yourself. Surround yourself with loving, caring people. Don’t be afraid to speak up or be yourself. Do what you love, be yourself.

All the love <3

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hey-hamlet · 5 years

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BNHA AU Ideas : The villain’s little hero

Also on AO3!

TL;DR: All Might, Japan's number 1 villain has a successor. The problem? His successor is a hero hopeful. All Might will stop at nothing to make sure his kid gets to live his dream.

au where all might is a villain raising izuku to be a hero!

quirkless izuku, his backstory is mostly the same

all might decided that hero work had too much red tape. if he was going to take down afo, he needed the freedom to do whatever he had to and he wasnt getting that working within the law

so hes a,,, viilllaaaiinnn?? like. stain. but less murdery, would also save civilians if they were in danger

he has 0 qualms about crippling fake heroes but hes not a fan of murder

nighteye is still his sidekick, he doesnt use his quirk on allmight bc all might h a t e s it

hes kinda on board with "the future is only set in stone because you've seen it now" so he wants the freedom to break fate. but its very useful to get info, so nighteye just uses it on other people

hero to the people villain to literally everyone else

allmights villain costume is reallll similar to his hero costume. just less eye bleeding

he has longer grey hair too.

all mights bronze age costume is basically his villain costume thanks for listening

david shield is still in this story

david agrees w all might and like,,, sneaks him stuff on the downlow

all might told him ab. his quirk because who on earth is gonna believe that one america man about japans worst supervillain?

also melissa is a Soft Young Woman and she is all mights favourite person on this fucking planet until he meets izuku

all might went to ua, only defected after completing his hero training because he wanted to be trained by the people he was going to screw over

izuku has always kinda been a big fan of all might. not openly because hes legally a villain and very much paints himself as one, but his quirk is one of the most amazing things izuku has ever seen

when he looks closer, all might has never let a civilian get hurt once hes been on scene. hes taken hits to protect housing, hes pulled heroes from the line of fire

izuku watches his sports festivals and wonders why? why did all might, the man who happily told the world he'd stop at nothing to keep them safe, suddenly flip sides like that for no reason?

izuku doesnt buy it

izuku's big yellow backpack is a big red one in this universe, hes had it so long its gone pink but he still loves it

the sludge villain

all might saves him and izuku is crying. allmight thinks its because hes scared but izuku just turns to him with this big weepy eye smile and gives him the most genuine thanks he thinks hes ever been given

(its honestly the shock of that that makes him deflate into small might, which has izuku scrambling to find tissues and called an ambulance before he thinks better of calling emergency services for All Might)

izuku is like "Im SO SORRY SIR ARE YOU oK"

and all might is like ",,, b oy"

izuku softly asking

"can,, can i still be someone with out a quirk? can i still make a difference?"

all might doesnt get the chance to anser because there is a massive explosion in the distance

its bakugo!! hes dying

the sludge villain got away bc izuku and all might were chatting a little

izuku hears it and he feels this terrible realization, because its probably not bakugo? but its definitely bakugo because izuku's life is falling to pieces

he sprints towards him and katsuki will n e v e r admit it but he feels hope in that moment because some one is trying to help. even if its just izuku, he wasnt totally left for dead

all might sees this tiny, nervous, quirkless kid run straight up to a villain that almost killed him seconds before to save someone what looks like they'd rather die

and he thinks

"no one deserves one for all more than him"

and allmight, the most wanted villain in japan, maybe the world, jumps in

the heroes look at him and they are scared. if they couldnt take the sludge villain, what is all might going to do to them? but the scariest man in japan, the person parents tell their kids about to stop them from going out at night, blows the sludge villain to tiny pieces and carefully, gently, places the two boys by the heroes

before he vanishes before they can call for backup or even ask why

izuku gets yelled at by the heroes because the heroes are scared and angry they couldnt stop either of the villains and izuku is so overwhelmed that hes crying and he can hardly breathe

bakugo doesnt even yell at him because hes so dazed about everything that happened and he cant make himself yell at this sobbing kid that used to be his friend

(bakugo is holding izukus hand like hes going to crush it but its the only thing keeping izuku present)

izuku is walking home and hes still hicuping and crying because he almost died and the heroes hate him and he feels a hand on his shoulder, and a soft :"its ok now my boy"

he knows its all might but he cant help but hide his face in his shirt and sob

all might gets down so he can look izuku in the eye

"you asked me if you could be someone with out a quirk and i didnt get the chance to answer. my answer? you already are someone. you are someone that inspired me, a villain, to save the day. you are going to be amazing"

and looks him dead in the eye "you'll do amazing things, even with out a quirk. but, you of all people deserve one, and no matter what you chose to do with it, it can be yours. hero, villain or someone in between"

izuku looks at this villain

this painfully thin villain, who just saved his life and who has unimaginable strength

and he throws his arms around his waist and sobs

inko isnt a great mum in this au and she likes to basically pretend izuku doesnt exist

izuku trains a lot and has to make his own food bc his mum just ignores him

he sneaks out at night to clear trash and sneaks back in before dawn to clean the sand from his hair

he smells like saltwater and rust, and he hasnt slept more than 4 hours a night in weeks and katsuki is worried

all might sees him crumbling with a smile stuck on his face and he wants to stop him from self-destructing, but the kid will never learn his lesson until he feels his body give up under what hes doing to it. if all might steps in he'll do it again and again until no one stops him and hes never learnt his limit.

so he waits and he watches while he pretends he cant see the bags under his eyes and pretends that everytime izuku sways on his feet he doesnt feel a jolt of deep panic

did he do this? if he the reason izuku looks like hes falling apart before his eyes?

the kid passes the fuck out and all might tells him off in a soft dad way and izuku cries bc why does this villain care more than his mum does

and all might catches the end of that little mumble, and feels terrible so he pretends he didnt hear and takes him for lunch

they go to a cafe and all might buys izuku the cutest slice of cake and a big ass bowl of katsudon and some fancy fucking tea and covers the kids eyes every time he tries to look at the prices

izuku looks at all might and asks

"are you buying me katsudon with crime money"

and all might looks sheepish and izuku giggles like an idiot and says "dont tell me ill feel bad!!!"

all might grins bc this kid is honestly the only reason he hasnt stabbed a pro hero in a few months bc hes so fucking sweet

he has to carry izuku half the way home bc the kid could barely lift his chopsticks and almost fell asleep in the booth after he finished eating

and allmight, skinny and kinda scary is giving his 15 year old a piggy back and someone says "you're such a good dad!" and he almost coughs up his last lung

izuku mumbles sleepily and hes has the biggest warm and fuzzy feeling and hes going to yell bc hes All Might the No. 1 Villain and this fucking kid is drooling on his sweater but he would die for him

some random stranger on the street commenting on how it was rly fortunate that izuku inherited his adorable smile from his father

all might, abt to burst into tears: whack

allmight is easily flustered even when hes killed a man

he comes home and inko isnt there so he has to like, wake up izuku to get him to open the door and he feels bad bc izuku is a Sleepy Man

izuku mumbles that he cant ever tell if shes at home or not because nothing changes and all might feels a wave of "wait my son isnt being parented enough"

so he makes izuku a cup of tea and tucks him into bed after he has a shower because izuku is His Son Now Inko

hes like

sitting in the living room reading the paper and he hears inko's car and hes like ",,, fuck it im walking out the front door im no coward"

she doesnt even notice and hes going to scream because does she have a brain

inko, spaced out, tired and terrible: oh is the tall man here for izuku :))) thats great :)))

all might is screaming bc"" do you get let weird men into see your tiny son>???? what the fuck???

hes so small inko??? and you?? let random men in?????

all might would yeet her into the sun if he could but his boy needs an actual family member to make going to ua easier

inko is kinda mentally ill. she is depressed and often forgets she has izuku. like shes not always being terrible she just sometimes forget to do basic things

one time she locked izuku out of the house for 10 hours and he had to sleep next to the front door

one month she didnt buy any food so by the end of it he was starving and out of his own money and there was n o t h i n g in the house, but inko would go out to eat every night and lunch and not take her son

allmight is upset bc izuku didnt tell him but izuku is embarrassed. embarrassed that he was forgotten by his own mum, that he couldnt do anything to help her or himself and honestly mad he was so hungry all might noticed bc he didnt want to bug him

it was getting to the point that katsuki actually slipped some change into his bag with a candy bar

#bnha au #bnha #villains hero au #villain all might #all might #midoriya izuku #midoriya #deku #katsuki bakugou #toshinori yagi #yagi #midoriya inko #dadmight #david shield #melissa shield #mha #boku no hero

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comeondowntosouthparkrpg-blog · 5 years

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Lola Thomas

Will she friend us on Facebook yet? Lola has been accepted! Send in your blog and faceclaim!

out of character info

Name/Alias: lexi (yeah im gonna try this again because looks like the negativity is GONE. BLESS.)

Pronouns: she/her

Age: 18

Join Our Discord: Yeaaaah

Timezone: central

Activity: 7 ( i do work so activity will prolly bump before 2pm and after 8pm lmao )

Triggers: nada

Password: jimmy can fast pass my ass ;))

Character that you’re applying for: Lola Thomas

Favourite ships for your character: going in this with a clean slate so try and give me a favorite ship? ’,:)

in character info

Full name: Lola Diane Thomas

Birthday: May 20th.

Sexuality, gender, pronouns: pansexual, female, she/her

Age and grade: 16 (almost 17) && senior.

Faceclaim: Taylor Hill

Appearance:

Head: Lola is what you call a tall glass of water. She’s refreshingly attractive. Her eyes are neither blue or green but a weird combination of the two colors, making them pop against her naturally darkened complexion. Her hair is soft and wavy and like to tangle near the ends by the time Lola is out of school and on the way to work. It’s color likes to change with the rare sunlight, meaning if she is outside in the sun all day every day natural highlights will appear in her honey chestnut tresses. Her nose is like a little button that deserves to be booped constantly. Her lips are full and plump- to that she owes genetics. Lola believes it is her only good trait.

Body: A natural looker. She stands at about 5'8, so be prepared if you’re tiny. She will tower you with her legs for DAYS. She doesn’t have particularly large assets but they are there. And it’s a nice handful on either side of the equator. You just gotta look for them behind her non-stop barrage of sweaters. She likes to say she has a white girl booty- its cute && snooty. Her shoulders and cheeks are very, very, lightly dusted in freckles you can only see in the winter. Despiter her tall figure, Lola is NOT a bean pole, she’s slim thicccc weighing about 145 pounds and it’s not in her face.

Style: Lola dresses like she lives in Goodwill, trendy and thrifty. She would kill for knee socks and button up blouses. She aims to look like ‘The classic look of a teenager in the 90’s’. Her shoes will never don a heel for she believes she is 'too tall’ for them. She likes to keep a mellow color scheme for all her clothing items. Tan, green, white. Sometimes she looks like the first instagram post you see tagged * v i n t a g e. *

Personality:

First off let’s get this straight, with Lola it’s not a personality but more of how she adopts a personality to fit each social clique she is suckered into that day. If you dig deeep deeeeeep down pass the meme references and pop culture shout outs- she’s awfully shy and hates making the first move in ANY kind of situation. She is sympathetic to most of the problems she hears- other than relationship ones. What’s a feeling for someone else other than your cat? She doesn’t get it. Skittish doesn’t even cover how much of a fraidy cat she is.. One little boo when she’s not expecting it is enough to get Lola to shriek and jump three feet into the air. She does have a nuturing instinct, finding it rather difficult to see anyone lonely or upset.

Once you get to know Lola, she is a sweetheart with a soul of gold. She would freeze in the frigid temperatures to keep her friend warm. She’s the girl who will sneak you into her house so you dont have to go home if you’re scared too or can’t. She is quite snarky however- as if a dam broke and every witty thought ever spun in her head rushes out. Once you get her talking about something she is personally interested in, good luck shutting her up. Lola is also a very superstitious person. Never one too step on a crack or split a pole. Her biggest quirk would have to be her need for reassurance that her jokes are funny. She thinks of herself as a comedian but is already sure everyone thinks she is trying too hard. She is a rather dull girl on the outside, moody and solemn. But if you can crack into her cold shell there’s an ooey gooey sweetness inside. Lola is often easily upset- movies to road kill make her tear up. Anytime she even gets mad the salry reminders if her lameness well up in her eyes. And that only pisses her off more.

Despite having a cool exterior she can and will snap- just push the right buttons.

History:

Lola wouldnt deem herself an outcast yet she would always feel that way. Whether she was cheering with the girls or writing lists with Jenny, her feelings were uncontrollable. Her anxiety makes it impossible to determine if someone is being nice to her or if they have a plot to harm her. In middle school, Lola secretly dreamt of becoming a goth kid- going as far as painting her nails black for two years. But her fears never made her set out to do it. Plus everyone was a little then so isn’t that technically confirming? Her school work was the only thing Lola was ever certain in. Work was easy, you couldn’t fuck it up by being a complete oddball. It was practically memorization. After starting high school, Lola was practically a wallflower. Hell she was the wall and the flower all wrapped in one. She dropped every friendship and dedicated herself to her studies and her pets. After she got a job she was allowed to have them finally and her fur babies were the only things she cared about truly and deeply. For they could never hate their mother.

Things were always tough for Lola, socially or economically, but that didn’t mean her childhood sucked. It just meant instead of a Barbie dreamhouse for Christmas she got the summer edition Barbie. Not a house. Just the doll. Jealousy is an emotion often clouding her anxieties and judgement on people. It caused her to lose her best friend since.. Well, as long as she could remember. Lola grew jealous and almost possessive over Jenny. She probably didn’t mean too but when she saw Jenny getting along with people when she couldnt caused a burning rage to settle in her chest. It got so bad Lola didnt even speak to anyone for a week before blowing up and ruining her only real friendship.

Just because she looks innocent doesn’t mean the brunette is. There are probably a few flat tires and keyed cars residing in South Park that are Lola’s own doing. Not to mention she is a total bystander. You wanna skip school? Cool, yeah I’ll watch for a teacher. You wanna smoke pot in the bathroom? It’s all good as long as she gets a hit. These are all childish 'bad behaviors’ but as Lola sees it, there’s no point in trying that hard to be bad. After all the one time she tried it, the poor thing almost died from hypothermia after blindly listening to a slumber party dare.

You aren’t supposed to sneak out in slumber parties. Or streak in Wal-Mart. Or jump of a bridge into negative temp waters. But these are all things Lola did too prove she was cool. And it ended up with her grounded, being hospitalised for pneumonia, and gaining a large fear of heights. And a hatred for party games.

Sample paragraph:

Of course, it was another cold blustery day. Chestnut tresses fluttered in front of her sight along the whole way home, it didn’t matter how many times she forcefully blew the bangs out of her face- they always flopped back down. Numbing fingers clutched tighter to the soft cloth lining of her jacket pockets. The index fingers and thumbs of both hands pinching at the materiel. Gosh- why is it always freezing? Dull orbs flittered around the blank scenery of the all too familiar path from her house to the school. The only sounds Lola could hear were the crunching of her flats against the snow and the wind whipping furiously around her. Boring. It was all white and boring. Lola was tired of being bored. She imagined that would be the only feeling she could muster for the rest of her life and it made the corners of her glossed lips tug down.

She shook her head as if to clear the thoughts instantly, humming a tune to distract herself as she continued on her trek.

One step, two step, three step…

…Sixteenth step-

Lola really needed a friend. A small sigh lifted her chest and as it billowed past her mouth she noticed movement in her peripherals. Was she really looking down this whole time like an idiot? How embarrassing! She clenched her hands into fists, further rumpling the jacket from its own pockets. Avoiding any kind of eye contact she swayed over to the side near the street and hurried her steps along. Too fast to count now. She passed the figure and her hands slowly unfurled. The blood rushing to her digits made them quite warm and her face flushed as well. God she was awkard.

Just as she thought she was in the clear, Lola felt a tap on her shoulder and her heart stuttered in its cavity as she stumbled to a stop. Fuck.

Headcanons:

🌟 owns a bike but rarely rides it.

🌟 has one cat- a black kitten named sparrow.

🌟 also two rats- yin and yang which are little chocolate colored sisters.

🌟 3.8 GPA

🌟 wants to learn french

🌟 owns a polaroid camera kinda girl

🌟 gardens in her free time

Anything else:

Im really insecure so if it takes me time to reply its cuz im demeaning myself and my baby and my words.

#accepted #submission

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starchildrenofdustand-ashes · 6 years

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My Spongebob Squarepants Experience!

I saw spongebob 8/11/18 with the OBC except Christina Sajous as Sandy and Catherine Ricofort was Karen . (This has been sitting in my drafts I totally forgot to publish it oops) I sat in the fifth row of the first mezzanine. These are just some things that happened on stage that I liked :)

🍍This was probably the best turn off your cellphone notice (besides once on this island ofc)

🍍On the middle of the stage there is a mini construction of their houses they lift it up and the screen behind them is transformed into a pineapple

🍍They flip the model over revealing ethan who is sleeping he is shaken awake by his alarm

🍍 Gary is on a skateboard bless

🍍He brushes Gary’s eyeball and not is teeth

🍍Spongebob actually named all the things that rhyme with rock for Patrick and one of them was “pop and lock” —- Hello strobes

🍍 When they introduce sandy a projection of a squirrel with a cowboy hat appears

🍍After sandy sings her part in bikini bottom day they hear their first tremor

Spongebob says he likes the tremor lol

🍍Plankton is sitting in a chum bucket lol.

🍍Wesley has a tiny plankton puppet in his hand and in his other hand he has a telescope that puppet plankton is looking through.

🍍Karen puts a magnifying glass over plankton

🍍Patrick and sandy actually come into the mezz during the dialogue in this song

🍍Spongebob actually puts his hand on the grill when he’s talking to squidward and squidward is like YOUR HAND and spongebob is like oh! And he takes his spatula and flips his head

🍍ALEX GIBSON WAS PERCH (I love Alex Gibson sm, because the TGC and he was literally the SWEETEST at the spongebob/ comet stage door)

🍍 Sandy has a whiteboard and a stick as she explains what’s gonna happen

🍍Ethan slater did a crazy split during the end of No Control

🍍During BFF spongebob actually pulls out a piece of cheese from behind Patrick’s couch.

🍍they have a LoT of fun with that sofa lol.

🍍 The words bff come on stage

🍍It takes Karen a while to give Plankton a beat he actually likes and when she does , When the Going gets Tough happens.

🍍 Karen bets plankton that he can’t rap lol

🍍Wesley killed it I love him wow

🍍 I was sooo surprised by the speed rap GUNS AND SHIPS WHAT??

🍍Wesley actually puts a lil plankton on his foot after his giant dance

🍍I LoVE subtle shots at the government

🍍 Tentacle Spectacle the Musical lol I love squidward

🍍when mr krabs calls spongebob a simple sponge he keeps whisper/echos sponge as he slowly sinks off stage

🍍 There are glow in the dark sponges around spongbob as he sings not a simple sponge

🍍when mr krabs comes back and says just a simple sponge the sponges leave the stage. They all come back when he starts singing again at the climax

🍍Perch tells everyone that the apocalypse is today and they all freak out but then he says he misread it and the day to tomorrow

🍍Mrs. Puff plans to drink herself into oblivion with kelp juice before the apocalypse and then she says Carpe Diem and her barista yells ‘who are you calling a carp”

🍍old man Jenkins is kinda horrible lol. He just wants someone to blame and they decide to blame sandy

🍍Pearl comes on stage with two dresses and Krabs takes them from her and hands them to spongebob who puts one around his neck so it looks like he’s wearing it he’s so cute

🍍I wanna know how krabs costume works bc he’s picking stuff up so those claws no way he could

🍍 Jai’Len what the fuck yes I need a recording with her the fuck

🍍when pearl says he has dollars in his eyes he puts the money bags in front of his face

🍍she pulls these things out of her pockets and when she cries she puts them to her face and tears squeeze out

🍍Spongebob comforts Pearl as she’s crying

🍍”oh karen as I look into your screen I can feel the very earth quake”

🍍the bolder that first falls is actually a rubber ball and it comes down this contraption stage right

🍍When Spongebob goes to get Patrick he finds him on the sofa with his navel scratcher

🍍””Life smells weird””

🍍sandy runs across stage trying to get away from the angry mob who’s looking for her with pitchforks

🍍 There is a sign that says “LAND MAMELS GO HOME” and it’s spray painted and sandy gets rlly discouraged Sandy :(

🍍 Sandy has got some sick pink nunchaku

🍍She packs up her stuff and Patbob Spongerick convinces her not to go and Hero is my Middle Name happens

🍍The whiteboard is back and so is the stick and planning YES SANDY

🍍ETHAN SLATER AND BACKFLIPS YES

🍍 Squidward loves his mama and he says “I’m a pretty squid mama”

🍍 RHOMBUS SLACKS

🍍Karen and Plankton share a moment over spongebob while he is frozen and Karen’s screen has a fire on it (whenever Karen and plankton are on stage everything freezes as they scheme)

🍍The Sardines (?) come up to Patrick and sing their bopping song

🍍They actually bake Patrick a cake

🍍They have church fans with Patrick’s face on it

🍍They give Patrick a robe and a crown

🍍SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK HAVE THE SADDEST/ CUTEST ARGUMENT NOOOO I WAS SO SAD

🍍The next boulders fall from the contraption stage right but this time there are a lOT of tiny bolders

🍍ITS TIME FOR YOUR LAST INTERMISSION EVER

🍍hello patchy

🍍security comes and forces Patchy and the other pirates off stage again lol

🍍Spongbob said he had a nightmare that he and Patrick weren’t friends anymore AHHH I WAS SO SAD BC HE WAS LIKE NOOOOOOOOO and they had the voice that says “1 hour later” and the lights would blink out and it eventually gets to fifteen years later and he has a white beard lol.

🍍let’s just clap for the conductor bc she literally hands and takes a ton of props from the actors

🍍The government is getting worse and the mayor says “you’re either with me or against me”

🍍Armageddon rich Lol

🍍They’ve got a cool box that glows when it opens with Sandy’s invention in it

🍍they should just give plankton and Karen another song

🍍the electric skates are on skateboards and skates

🍍idek if it was supposed to happen but one of them (green Hair dude) fell off his board when he was doing a cool stunt thing 😬

🍍Squidward has tissue in his ears while they’re singing

🍍red head dude just shouts “rOCk and rOlL”

🍍these bitches give poor squidward the most ridicilous list and they told him if he got it all he would be able to open for them THEY DONT EVEN HOLD UP THEIR END OF THE DEAL UGHH

🍍Chop to the top was lit. Also Ethan is like a rubber band he just twists and sings upside down and stretches

🍍Patrick gets a thrown and these sardines are worshipping

🍍IiiIiiIieeeieiii GUESS I MISS YOUuuUuUu

🍍”Sheldon sounds so small. Maybe you could call me something else like...... big guy?” “big guy??” “YES BIG GUY SAY IT AGAIN” “big guy” “ahh” “BIG GUY” *strange sexual noise, jumps into planktons arms, they make out and hearts appear in the background*

🍍LET MY BABY SING HIS TENTACLE SPECTACLE

🍍HES NOT A LOSER

🍍shook is the wrong word to describe how I felt when Gavin lee started rap dancing with four legs WTF. I wish they performed something else at the tony awards but WOWOW HES SO GOOD

🍍Perch Shows the rubble that is bikini bottom on the news

🍍the mayor makes me want to poke my eyes out

🍍Another bolder falls, Larry goes crazy and old man Jenkins gets flattened

🍍As they narrate spongbob and sandy climbing the mounts they use cabbage patch kinda lol

🍍Patrick comes in on the ceiling, flying bc of Sandy’s jet pack

🍍I love spongbob and Patrick I need a best friend like that “WE ARE BACK AND THIS IS THE BACK DANCE”

🍍the volcano is made of ladders

🍍SPONGEBOB BRINGS MANAGEMENT TO THE TEAM HES MANAGER MATERIAL

🍍so many turns and twists ETHAN SINGS UPSIDEDOWN

🍍ofC SPONGEBOB IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN FIX IT AND HE DOES YOURE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

🍍it’s complete chaos when they all get back down from the mountain

🍍the mayor and the press (perch) hate each other and perch is tied up and ballgagged Lol

🍍ITS THE BEST DAY EVER

🍍they’re all holding hands waiting for the end and then bubbles fall bc sandy is a success bby squirrel

🍍plankton reveals that this was an evil schemes

🍍plankton and krabs are arguing and their curses are blocked out by dolphin squeals

🍍Spongebob gets his uke from the conductor and he screams are you ready to rock and he does an air split thing and starts playing bikini bottom day sps track l

🍍Audience is sprayed with confetti and other fun stuff and then they throw out beach balls and sing the theme song. It’s such a fun show I wish a lot more people would give it a show. If I’m being honest I enjoyed it much more than I enjoyed Hamilton when I saw it in chi.

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15 April

"c'mon Lara!get up now!..its 10:30" said my mum "hmm" i mumbled today is a saturday and i took a leave from school because mainly we dont do anything much in school.teachers are all busy in annual function practices plus Iomhara was not going to turn up...well just so you guys know during our ninth grade we all that is the gossip queens and auraa were separated me and Iomhara are together,aki and tani are in one class and aura's got her friend ash with her in another class..sad right??..though we meet up during lunch breaks and all we still need to feel each other around..i really miss those guys. tani was the clown of our group... so coming back to my boring day! i got up, i did my chores,i was sitting on the sofa,i ate my breakfast, i started to do my homework,i got bore of doing my homework, i started to read fan-fics,my dad took away my phone ,i did my homework again huh! honestly this was all stupidity! lets go to the fun part,shall we? time skip i was running late for tutions again!..as i was fast-walking and then i saw aura a few steps ahead of me..well you must be thinking i ran and then caught up with her?..no i didn't, i continued walking faster(cause i am too lazy to run lol!) we met up in the area where you wait for the lift to come and were joined by drish drish is a bus-mate of mine.she is fair ..is sweet and looks good.. anyway when we reached the house i didnt see Nilay/Aniket (i dont know what his name actually is..i am kinda confused you see) he is my tution teachers younger son.

FLASHBACK I was running late for my first math tution.my whole hair wet because i had just taken a shower and then rushed for the tution.i was wearing a layered skirt that came up to my knee caps and a kinda tight red top.on my way i met asmita in the lift and so we went on talking about stuff and complaining how hot the day was in which not to mention asmita said my outfit was a-bit-too-fancy for a tution..well it was..not my fault.. i dont usually care what i wear. so it was when we reached the place i saw him, i mean the door was locked so i rang the doorbell and he opened the door!! 'he's hot' i mouthed to asmita "he is in 10th grade" whispered back asmita "hmm" i mumbled not having anything to say FLASHBACK FINISHED

I was doing some maths sums my teacher gave me it had been an hour or so when i reached the place and i had done something stupidly wrong so mam was not-so-scoldingly making me understand. that's when he walked out from his bedroom well if i didnt mention his appearance, he is fair and tall well thats all i know for now and did i also mention he is one of my 'choices'?? well asmita says that he is mentally unstable..but i dont think so I guess its just that i have to find that out! anyway so mam was telling me about my mistake and he was just going from one room to the other and thats when it happened, he stopped in his tracks to look at me or more towards the person who had done such a stupid mistake ..i dunno, maybe because of the incident that took place the day before yesterday FLASHBACK "honestly! how fun would that be!!!"i squealed while laughing the hell outta myself! "yeah totally!"asmita agreed "so when should we do it?" asmita asked "during summer vacations maybe?" I said unsure if we would be free or not "hmm seems fine..so then I'll change the IP address of my phone to maybe Africa? and we would annoy him"asmita planned "yeah that would be cool" now you must be confused as to what we are talking about right?..well we were really bored with our non-happening lives and we decided that what if we could prank some stupid classmate of ours?..well the one we are going to prank is Sam Guna..the one remember? yeah him so we will be texting him as 'anonymous' like an unknown being..well we chose him 'cause his replies are mainly funny so yeah or sometimes he does not even reply which is actually kinda funny(i know i am insane!)..anyway back to the convo "what should we call it?" i asked "call what? the whatever-we-are-doing?" "yeah.." "um..Mission-Ip Address sounds good"asmita said " Mission-Ip Address!" I repeated " will you be free during summer? I mean you usually visit your hometown right?" Asmita asked "i dunno i won't be there for long i presume but-" "hey there! him!" asmita said "huh?" "nilay!"(she likes to use that name because she thinks its his name so yeah) "where??" "there" and then i saw him going into the lift area with his father?-uncle?uncle2? maybe ,a few people were there and because of them i couldn't see him so i ran to get a clear picture as soon as I was at the point where I could look at them clearly , all of them looked at me and not knowing what to do when someone catches you running to at least have a glimpse of them, i tripped! yeah man well, i didn't meet the ground..so i did not embarrass myself that much but it still was embarrassing.. i-i don't know i kinda- tripped

the nilay/aniket crowd moved on obviously after witnessing my stupid behaviour and i am sure he saw it too! FLASHBACK END

god!! how embarrassed was i at that time!! and i couldnt stop my smirk like smile when he was looking at me..and the teacher was kinda scolding me!..you see how weird i would have looked at that time!..well its just cause he is a little more than just a 'choice' so yeah..

During the whole tution my head seemed to have shut up i mean i continued making stupid-silly mistakes and all. me,aura and drish walked towards home in which drish and us parted ways. i asked if aura if we could go down and talk and chat and gossip and do nothing! and she agreed i went up to my house greeted mom and dad,drank water and thats when the doorbell rang "mommy i am going!" i informed "hey!"i greeted aura "hi! did you bring the phone?"she asked "yup! we just need to check the battery and maybe the pic will not be that good.."i said "okay.." "nope no battery! anyway we can witness it and then blackmail those guys!"i said "what can we blackmail about?..Manchurian from the road-side lady?" this Manchurian-lady is a lady who owns a Manchurian stall near our society. "yeah something like that!"i said "okay then!" "do you think they will be there its almost time!" "i don't know maybe they came to know that we know whatever they are doing and they changed their time and place" FLASHBACK-1 "ugh! how i miss my old class! our crew was awesome wasnt it?" i said "yeah it was just-" aura was cut-off in mid-sentence because we saw Pratham(white paint with a black mustache-that's what we call him-or for short W^2PDM) emerge from the bushes and i loudly exclaimed "who is this?" i literally thought that and then i realised i had said it aloud.i quickly apologised for my behaviour,just to get a 'Why are you apologising' back just so you know this guy is a playboy and me and aura hate him!he looks dredfull by the way!i dunno why people like him..if you know what i mean after that we started laughing(me and aura) FLASHBACK-1 END

FLASHBACK-2 "we should head home now..its about time"i said "yeah lets go" aura said glancing at her watch "ouch!" "oh! i am sorry just um..is it Pratham and your last owner's daughter there?"asmita asked "yeah its her!"i confirmed "but what are they doing in the dark there?"asmita asked "i dunno..they would be making out i suppose and now just talking after their 'session'"i said "hey! why dont we find out!"i proposed we examined the crime place as we like to call the area..and then discussed about the possiblities of they were supposedly doing there... and this is how we found out our next mission! Mission-MakeOut! me and aura agreed to spy on them everyday after this until we find out whats happening! FLASHBACK-2 END

"can you just look and him and find any kind of change in his behaviour or as we say aura?"i asked aura.she can easily observe people "no i cant..i just..okay maybe i'll give it a try"aura said "why arent they dong anything!"i said frustrated by the fact that how could they know it this soon..is it like we are not good spies? "its about time Lara..maybe we should go home now! plus the girl is not here today so maybe they have just cancelled their session for today!" said aura "yeah thats a good explanation or maybe she was his one-time fling? he is a playboy! it all fits!" i proposed "but why did he appear from the bushes the other day?"aura asked "maybe she is his two-time fling!" "lets just go home for today!"i said "yeah we'll check on them tomorrow" and with that we went home!.. (dinner was not-so-happening so i am skipping the part)

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skiasurveys · 7 years

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Tell me about...

tell me about your crush He is funny and i mean really funny. He knows how to make me laugh really hard. He likes to wrestle with me and I love it because i like to be manhandled in a way hahah, he is 6 years older than me. He knows how to deal with me and my mental health even though he doesn’t quite understand it. He loves to play video games, he is really tall which is awesome, he’s part turkish, or like quater idk on his dads side lmao. He has really nice eyelashes like wtf, I love his eyes and his smile. He makes me feel warm and safe and i love him alot. He makes me feel special, He gave me a look the other day that I honestly have been looking for my entire life and it was honestly so nice, and we have only been dating for like 9 months but I am in love with him. We’re gonna move in together soon. He was first so hes really important to me. I don’t think i could live without him, to be real with you. He is the first person I have ever fallen in love with extremely hard, and Im so happy he’s mine.

tell me about your ex He claimed he was austisic or whatever but apparently he wasn’t, he just had symptoms of it. He tried to understand me but he failed at it. and He always blamed his disorder on it. He was really mean to me in really weird ways. Like he would text me and be all weird and then say he didnt wanna talk to me and then later tell me he was just having “Heart issues” like wtf??? He was super boring. He played LEAGUE OF LEGENDS ( fucking causal). He wasnt a bad boyfriend, but he wasn’t a good one either. He broke up with me last valentines day after our dinner. ( stupid right?) he wasnt overly attractive tbh, he was very tall like 6′5 so that was kinda cool. He took me to a staff party and i got wasted and he acted so much better than me because he only had “one” drink. Like fuck off. We broke up because apparently I was too invested, like oh sorry I cared??? But then like 3 weeks later he tried to be Friends with Benefits and I was like Nah, and then he would date other girls and they all failed and when I started to Date my current boyfriend he got all weird and jealous and then he would still try to hook up with me. like go away please. and we only dated for 3 months too so its like dude fuck off.

tell me about your day I didn’t really do that much, I had my friend over for like 3 hours, we went out for lunch and to best buy. I came home, played video games, edited my youtube videos, and been doing surveys today and I had pizza for dinner.

tell me about your dreams Im not sure if this is about my dreams when im sleeping or like my “dream” my “passion”. Imma go with the latter version. I just want to make people happy. I like art and I just want to make art..whether its painting/drawing or making videos with my best friend. I want to make peoples lives better and more enjoyable. I want to be able to live happy, ive been sad my entire life, majority of it and I honestly hate it, and I love seeing people being happy, and thats what I want for me and I want to be able to do that for other people.

tell me about your drama I don’t have any drama in my life to be honest. I don’t think so at least lol

tell me about yourself :-) Im a poor art student who is crazy in love with her boyfriend, who loves to make videos on youtube with her best friend.

tell me about something awkward/embarrassing I thought I was finished my period and I had sex with my boyfriend and like after..well I wasn’t done my period and it was so awkward and I was so embarrassed because there was blood on his dick and so I like ran off to pretend to clean but i rly ran away cus i was awkward and wanted to cry. He didn’t care that i bled on his dick though soo..

tell me about a funny story or something When i was like 16 years old me and my one friend went to this thing called YC. Youth conference. There are speakers and concerts, well on the second night, she needed to go to the washroom and so I went with her and it was crazy busy. There was a huge line up, and I went first and she went right beside in the stall. I came out after her and then she did and she was like “Hurry WE GOTTA GO” and Im like “dude what the fuck?? “ and so well after I left the stall a girl went in after me and we had the same color shoes and pants and my friend thought that was still me in the stall so my friend grabbed this STRANGERS FUCKING LEG AND THE GIRL WAS FREAKD OUT and to this day I can’t stop laughing, like it’s just so fucking great and I don’t let her forger about it.

tell me your favourite band/artist/album/song Air suppy- Making love out of nothing at all. tell me about your favourite meme my entire life is a giant meme.

tell me a secret ;) I almost ran away to be with a 34 year old when I just turned 18. Yeah, I was a fucking moron and I dont tell anyone this, can I just be happy I didn’t fucking do this.

tell me a lame joke/bad pick-up line “ is there a mirror in your pants..cause i can see myself in them..”

tell me about your favourite tumblr user(s) too many to name.

tell me about your least favourite tumblr user(s) forget their url but they believe shop lifting is good for the economy ( ok??? yeah..sure) and they think communism is good like wtf

tell me what you’re thinking about thinking about nothing really lmao

let’s talk about the sex because sex ed isn’t talked about enough I mean what is there to talk about?? Its sad though so many young girls don’t know anyting about their body or their vagina because sex is so shunned upon for girls especially when youre young. if I was a stereotype in a movie what would I be? id be the side kick who has so much shit happen to them..and ppl would prob feel bad

#survey

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