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ab4eva · 2 months

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‘The Three of Us’

Fully co-authored with: @precious-little-scoundrel

Thanks to: My incomparable co-author & sweetheart Marina, for being willing to follow this rabbit hole with me and explore this little trio! And for the gorgeous mood board and vibes, I’m obsessed. And to Ashley, for being the best damn cheerleader we could ask for. ♥️

Warnings: All the sex, 18+ only

Word count: 8k

Sometimes in Hollywood, magic happens behind the scenes - in a dark corner of Bar Lubitsch or a little poolside bungalow at the Chateau Marmont. Things that are only whispered about in certain circles or sent to Deuxmoi with the stipulation of “anon please.” The blurry flash of a hand, littered with telltale rings, on her Instagram story. The paparazzi photos of a drunken night out before the three of them disappeared into the balmy Los Angeles evening. The fandom set ablaze by rumors as they combed over every sign, every possibility, every look that they took for god’s honest truth. A myth in the making, never confirmed, never denied.

When a ballsy journalist had the gumption to ask Callum about the rumors some months down the road, he just grinned his Cheshire smile and shook his head, the slightest blush hinting at the corners of his already ruddy cheeks.

“Nah, mate, can’t believe everyfing you read in Hollywood, can ya.” A statement, no trace of question in his ice blue eyes as he licked his cherry lips and stared the journalist down, daring them to dig deeper. His heart may have started pounding a little too hard but only he knew that. Nothing belied the steely gaze he turned on the journalist - not a flex in his jaw or a slight blink or the whisper of a breath. Needless to say, that journalist had no desire to go toe-to-toe with all six feet two inches of Chelsea’s finest lad. They let the subject drop, though the air had already been sucked out of the tiny interview room. Callum noted with suppressed glee the way the journalist shifted in their seat uncomfortably, trying to regain the upper hand.

Serves ya right, ya wanker, floated through Cal’s head and it took all his energy to focus his thoughts on the next question being asked of him. Now that the taboo subject had been brought up, he couldn’t keep his mind from drifting back towards that fateful night, like the breach in a ship’s hull the memories flooded in. The soft give of her flesh beneath his fingers as he dug them into her hips, needing her closer, closer. The salty taste of Austin’s skin on his tongue as he dragged it slowly across his friend’s collarbone, the streak of wetness left behind shimmering in the moonlight. The mingled sighs and shared breaths, overpowering and heady in that dark little bungalow. That was the night he couldn’t get out of his head, no matter how hard he tried. It didn’t matter how many books he read or women he kissed or bloody hikes he took in Runyon Canyon, he was always going back to the night when everything changed.

“Didn’t I see you at the Luchino Visconti retrospective a couple nights ago? At the Academy?” The very definition of tall, dark and handsome has just walked in the room, smiling down at you and waiting expectantly for your answer. This is Callum Turner, the new client you’re working with for Masters of the Air press (alongside Austin Butler, your regular client and current boyfriend-adjacent…guy. It’s casual, you’re both keeping it casual. For now.).

“Oh! Were you there? Wasn’t it amazing?” you gush, a little flustered.

“It’s kind of rare to meet another Visconti fan. You must be one of the good ones.” He grins at you, all warmth and puppy dog eagerness. A kindred spirit, an instant connection. You would be very charmed by him, if you weren’t already attached to someone else. Who are you kidding, you’re charmed by him anyway. Talking with him comes easily, and the time flies by as you style his hair, moisturize his skin, add a bit of concealer here and there. He’s funny, sweet, intelligent. Austin has told you a bit about him, about his friend who helped him during one of the most confusing times of his life. But this - this is more than you were expecting. He’s more than you were expecting. And you’re pretty sure he’s flirting with you. When he asks you out for a drink later, you’re absolutely certain. It is with no small amount of regret that you turn him down.

The first time you noticed something akin to a spark between the man you’d casually been dating and his co-star was during press interviews for their new television series, Masters of the Air. As Austin and Callum’s groomer and makeup artist, you were allowed a seat at the back of the room, near the video monitors, ready to jump into action if one of Austin’s curls needed to be twisted back into place or if Callum’s nose got too shiny and needed a bit of powder. You glanced up from your phone to see the two of them leaned so close together their shoulders touched, just barely. You couldn’t hear what they were saying, but Callum’s mouth looked as if it might graze the shell of Austin’s ear, a smirk playing at the edges, as his dark, curly head bent conspiratorially towards his friend’s blonde one. Silly boys, you thought, smiling to yourself as you watched them. You’d seen that look on Austin’s face before…it was almost one of… adoration.

Without warning your mind flashed back to last night, Austin gazing up at you through your thighs, a look of devotion on his face, his sandy hair ruffled and his eyes slightly dazed. The very same look that he’s now turned on Callum… Nah… You laughed at yourself quietly and shook your head to clear your thoughts, silently scolding yourself. You’d been reading too many spicy novels recently and clearly your imagination was running wild. It made sense that he and Callum were close. Austin had been lost as a newborn calf without a mother after Elvis had wrapped and Masters of the Air had started filming. A brotherhood, that’s what Austin had called it. And Callum had been his right hand man. And that’s all, you were sure. Pretty sure.

Bar Lubitsch is dim and noisy, crowded with cast and crew of Masters for an impromptu celebration while so many of them are in town. Austin hasn’t been here in years, always remembered it being a good time. He wants to show you and Callum a good time, after all the hard work you three have been putting in for press the past couple of weeks. That was two hours and three drinks ago, and you watch them now from your perch at the bar and how much they feed each other’s souls, like displaced brothers, reunited after years apart. The evening is starting to shift and blur, so many drinks and people and noise and singing. You never knew Callum loved to sing so much, until he was singing karaoke at the top of his lungs and the whole bar was gathered around the little stage in the back room, jumping to the beat while he sang the most risqué lyrics right to Austin, like they were the only two people in the room:

Even when the cold comes crashing through

I'm putting all my bets on you

I hope they never understand us

I put my heart inside your palms

My home in your arms

Now we know nothing matters

Nothing matters

And you can hold me like he held her

And I will fuck you like nothing matters

You’re not sure you’ll ever be over Callum pinching Austin’s cheeks, channeling his inner Egan, and singing right at him with drunken gusto while Austin is too tipsy to remember not to bask in it and it’s probably the cutest, and hottest, thing you’ve ever seen. It’s only afterwards that you start to feel a tiny flicker of jealousy. There’s something between them, a connection that time and distance hasn’t untethered. Later, you drag Austin into one of the faded velvet booths, snuggling up to him as he pulls you into a one-armed embrace, kissing your temple with glassy eyes and a crooked smile. His heady mix of sweat and cologne mingle, along with the alcohol, and suddenly you’re lightheaded. Not to mention the fact that his soft lips have seemed to have move, with lightning speed, from your temple to your neck. You gently push him away, and he gives you a questioning look but you need to see his face when you ask him this.

“Hey…what’s going on with Callum? Because, it’s clearly something? And whatever it is, it’s ok, really it is…but…I do have eyes, Austin,” you blurt out, biting your lip. You see a dozen different emotions cross his features, like a movie playing out in real time - surprise, guilt, defensiveness, longing, acceptance. His face goes all red and he leans his head back, his tan throat open and inviting, his Adam's Apple bobbing up and down as he swallows thickly. It takes everything in you not to kiss him right this second.

“It’s…complicated. Kind of,” he sighs as he stares up at the ceiling and you can tell he doesn’t want to talk about it and that’s answer enough for you. You don’t push him further as you quietly turn his mouth to yours and make him forget anything and everyone but you.

“Come on Aus, it’ll be just like old times,” Cal goads drunkenly, placing a proprietary hand on Austin’s belly, his words laden with meaning and a hint of pleading. It’s not like he’s missed Austin or anything…not like that. Not that he’d admit anyway, hell no. Couldn’t two dudes have a consensual thing and not be weird about it? It must be liquid courage that made him suggest it aloud. That and the fact Austin keeps looking at him like he hung the damn moon.

“Swear you’ll shut up? If I say yes, will you just…chill?” Austin’s eyes are trained on you and it takes everything in him to play it cool, keep a calm head. Cal’s hand is still on Austin’s stomach and he starts to pet him, just above the belt and it makes Austin lurch in sudden need. He licks his lips, they’re suddenly parched, and swallows hard. He hears Cal snicker softly in his ear.

“Now, see, as I recall, you wouldn’t stop asking me to keep sayin’ shit last time.” Callum’s voice floats above the music, scratchy from gin and karaoke, hot breath tickling the shell of Austin’s ear. His hand moves to squeeze Austin’s neck, and if Austin didn’t know any better he’d swear it was a subconscious power move, Callum trying to literally bend Austin to his will. There’s an all too familiar twitch down Austin’s pant leg, and oh god he wishes- he thought, he was so sure, he was past that phase of responding like one of Pavlov’s dogs to Callum’s adoration and teasing.

Maybe it’s just the notion, his suggestion. That’s what’s suddenly making Austin’s blood feel hot and his eyes hazy, it’s the idea of her…and him! But mostly her, just her, and sharing her and- None of that explains the way he wants to bend to that firm hand squeezing in drunken cajoling at the base of his neck, makes him want to knock noses and yank at the stupid collar of Callum’s sweater until there’s collarbones to see and a draft under the wool. This is winter in Los Angeles, heating inside is state of the art, there’s no reason for such coziness and it’s making the man sweat and all Austin can think of from the smell is memories of an English summer, worn out and floating in his own body, biting down on Callum’s upper arm, tangy, sweaty flesh to keep an awfully strange escapade quiet.

That does it. What is he even thinking? He must’ve drank more than he realized but then, oh god, there Cal goes, throwing his hands up in defeat, shrugging his shoulders like a kid caught trying to push his luck. The arm around his shoulder is suddenly gone, and he’d give anything to have it back again. He shakes his head - he really must’ve had too much to drink. It was making him melancholy and sobering him up fast. Funny how alcohol will do that to you.

“Scouts honor, Butler, I’ll-I’ll-I’ll,” he seems to search the ceiling in drunken concentration for the correct wording most likely to open the doors to the kingdom, “I’ll be- it’ll be: HER, YOU and a um, uh mannequin. How ‘bout that, mate? Good enough for ya? You’d probably like that, wouldn’t ya? Ya little freak!” He lands a playful right hook to Austin’s jaw, hard knuckles digging into soft cheeks.

The usually inflammatory epithet of ‘freak’, coming as it does from a man begging for a threesome with himself and his girl, is nothing short of rabidly complementary. Callum’s shit-eating, triumphant grin could light up the whole damn room in this moment. He knows he’s got Austin right where he wants him and starts to count down silently in his head - three…two…

Austin finds himself grinning, a warning, measured thing but a condoning of the sentiment all the same.

“One,” Cal says out loud, his arm going back around Austin’s shoulders, squeezing so hard Austin winces a little. It’s a reflective motion then, done almost without thinking, when Austin slaps Callum’s thigh, not realizing there’s a boner bent down that trouser leg. A wounded hiss leaves Callum’s lips as he caves in on himself a little bit and Austin freezes, his face turning crimson and he feels another twitch down his own trousers.

“Steady on mate,” Callum coughs, shaking a leg, trying to discreetly readjust. “And I thought I was the eager beaver here.” Austin wants to wipe that smirk right off Callum’s smug little face but the moment their eyes meet they can’t help but start to laugh. Giggles, really, which turn into loud guffaws that has the whole bar turning to see what the commotion is about.

Your head whips around at the sound you’ve grown to know well over the past few weeks, the loud and boisterous laughter of two friends who seem forget that anyone else exists when they’re together. You spot them, huddled close as they always seem to be, and shake your head. A grin tugs at your lips and threatens to spill out the feelings fluttering around in your chest, no your stomach, no…somewhere else, lower. You’d be lying if you said you didn’t think about the two of them…together. Sometimes you’re with them, sometimes you’re not, in these little fantasies of yours. You catch yourself biting your lip and staring at them a little too longingly. You wonder what they’re saying now, both of them look flustered and awkward, just slightly. You can actually feel the tension rolling off of them in waves from where you stand across the bar.

Austin chooses that moment to look up and catch your eye. There’s a fire in his gaze that wasn’t there earlier and what is that look on his face? You’ve never seen it before…shy and almost…guilty? He looks just like a little boy who’s been caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

Your eyes question him across the dim bar, an unspoken tether ties you together wherever you are, and uncertainty about the deal he’s just struck with Callum comes creeping in. What has gotten into him? He’s just agreed to share you, with another man. And not just any man, one he has a rather interesting history with. The thought of Callum touching you, kissing you, fucking you…suddenly he’s stone cold sober and beginning to regret letting Cal sway his decision. Because there sure as hell won’t be any take backs, not with Callum. He’s like a dog with a bone once he gets what he wants.

“Dude no, there’s chemical flavoring in there, that shit’s bad for you and it’ll give her irritation!” Austin looks slightly perturbed, not for the first time this evening. He sways slightly under the florecent lights of the drugstore, the constant buzzing adding to the pounding in his head.

“What if it’s not intended to go on her? Hmm? Thought of that Butler?” Callum murmurs under his breath, his eyes focused solely on the lube he’s holding, a pink blush creeping up his neck to his ears. Has a blush under drugstore fluorescents ever looked so lovely? And Austin hasn’t stopped biting that lower lip since you walked into this place. It hasn’t stopped him from grinning, though, his excitement bubbling through in little ticks and tells, the nervous turning over of the vaseline jar in his large hands.

“You haven’t even bought me dinner Cal, just straight to the flavored lube,” Austin bemoans, faking offense. “’Sides, she’s already sweet enough, aren’t you baby? I’ve had my fair share of licks,” Austin’s shoulder bumps yours as he sends you a smoldering look, his eyes flickering down your body briefly before his cheeks turn a slight rosy color you can see blooming up from his chest through his open shirt collar.

“Austin!” you hiss, slapping his arm playfully and hiding your face in his neck, embarrassed.

“Leave it to you two twig Bettie’s and we’d be down to nothin’ but socks and coconut oil,” Cal snarks, not at all inaccurately.

“I don’t remember you minding coconut oil last time,” Austin says under his breath, clearly meant for Callum’s ears only, but you manage to catch it, and your heart starts to pound at the implied meaning.

“Mmm, and it was bitter so - mojito,” Callum says decidedly, leaving no room for argument. Austin smiles at you, lifting his shoulder in a shrug and rolling his eyes heavenward. You giggle nervously, wondering for the first time just what you’re getting yourself into.

“I saw that! Listen mate, feel free to shut me up at any time. This would do nicely, ya reckon?” Callum lifts a silk sleeping mask with one, long finger and swings it around seductively, waggling his eyebrows up and down comically. You laugh and the butterflies making a home in your ribcage start to settle down again.

The whimpers emanating from between your parted lips take you by surprise and you promptly shut your mouth, unexpectedly embarrassed to be mewling so wantonly. You bite your lip as it becomes harder and harder to hold them in with every slow thrust of Austin’s velvety cock filling you, his swollen tip hitting just the right spot, and every flick of Callum’s tongue as he laves at your tender little clit with vigor. You feel Austin tense slightly beneath you as Cal swirls his tongue down to your opening to lap at where you and Austin join, sloppy and wet. A soft moan floats past your left ear, Austin’s hot breath sending a shiver through you, and it seems to invigorate Callum as he doubles down on his efforts to have his tongue cover as much surface area as possible. He chuckles and it jolts through you as your back arches, your fingers finding his dark curls and yanking him closer, demanding something you aren’t even aware of. He understands what you need even if you don’t and as his lips close around your sensitive bud you can no longer keep quiet, keening softly. You practically buck off of Austin’s lap and his arm tightens around your waist to keep you in place. The harder Callum sucks, the more Austin starts to whine - you’ve gotten so tight around him he can hardly thrust.

“Oh fuck, what’re you doing? Cal…what…” you slur as you pull at his hair, trying to dislodge him from your clit. You feel him grin against your heat as he slowly slips two fingers in you, resting them alongside Austin’s length. You hiss at the stretch and Austin starts to pick up his pace again. Your head is too hazy with pleasure to register fully what is happening as Callum gently slides another finger in next to the first two. His mouth works your clit, sucking and pulling, harder then soft again.

“More…more more more,” you beg hoarsely. You feel as if you might fly away and the only thing anchoring you to earth are these two men and their hands and their mouths on your body. Callum cocks an eyebrow at you and his eyes shift to Austin. You feel him nod, barely, and then another burning stretch as Cal slips his pinkie in next to his other fingers. It drives you insane and you feel yourself clenching and coming, harder than you can ever remember. You stop breathing for a moment, your mind going numb with rapture as you come apart at the seams.

“Oh fuck,” Austin whispers, biting your shoulder, his hand absentmindedly palming your breasts, pinching your hardened nipple. “Come on baby, I know you’ve got more, give us another one. Cal, can’t thrust with you in there…give me some room, huh?”

Callum let’s go of your clit with a wet pop and gently slides his fingers out. His nose and chin are shiny with your juices, even his eyebrows look a little damp and he’s grinning from ear to ear.

“Go on then, Butler, show us what you got.” He stands, knees popping as he does. From up here he can see your faces clearly, yours and Austin’s. He watches, rapt, as Austin nuzzles your neck, nipping at your earlobe as he speeds up his thrusts, toying with your nipples mercilessly. Your eyes flutter closed and your head drops back onto his shoulder. Callum shakes his head, dazed and pussy drunk - why was he on his knees so long?? He coulda been watching this the whole time? But he knows why- fresh, homegrown pussy. And he means to have his fill. He can’t take being on the sidelines, watching Austin move in and out of you at a punishing pace, having all the fun. One of Callum’s massive palms descends onto your clit, slapping and rubbing cruelly, back and forth, faster and faster. And then you’re gushing everywhere, all over Callum’s hand and Austin’s cock and the bed, soaking everything.

“Come on then girl, give us all you’ve got,” Cal encourages, his raspy voice driven to the point of hoarseness. He grabs his painfully hard, throbbing cock and roughly starts to slap your clit. You gasp, jerking in Austin’s arms as you fall apart again. And then Callum gets a thought, because his dick is doing most of the thinking just now, and it’s been sadly neglected thus far. He’s just had four fingers in you and now you’re literally flinging droplets with each swipe, it’s a goddamn swamp down there it’s so wet. He slows his slaps and starts to rub soft circles against your clit, stopping every once in a while to try your entrance gently, just to see. You moan breathlessly and his heart speeds up as he looks at Austin questioningly.

“I recognize that gleam in your eye, Turner…spit it out,” Austin says in a slightly strangled voice.

“Think you can take us both, angel? At the same time?” Callum directs his question to you, ignoring Austin.

You can’t take your poor abused clit getting ground on anymore, it’s just too intense, anything to give it a break. You nod your head so fast he thinks it might fly off. Your trembling little hand reaches down with disjointed begs of “Put it in baby, put it, please Cal, it’s burning.”

Your sloppy wet pussy hole visibly clenches with a tiny space of room left each time Austin digs in. Callum drunkenly wonders if they should have a medical professional on standby for this sorta shit, like it’s gotta be a crime to wedge two boys into a girl, especially when Butler’s packing like that. But your whine suggests you need it and he’d really like to not be left out. FOMO -that’s what he’ll blame when he’s driving the ambulance or else coming down from the craziest high he’s ever had with a pool of cum drying on his belly.

Austin goes still as a statue under you and drags your sweaty hair across to the other shoulder so he can really see your face and ask, “You sure? Baby, talk to me, you really wanna try?” His hand gently grips your chin, forcing you to focus on his eyes, his question.

“I’ll die if I don’t have you both,” you plead, your voice barely above a whisper, but Austin still looks concerned and slightly perturbed. Is the girl he knows even in there? But you want something, you want this and he’ll be dammed if he doesn’t give you anything you want that’s within his power to give. And if there’s one thing he loves about you it’s your love of a challenge. He bites his cheek, trying not to blow his load over your sweet determination.

“Ok ok.” Austin takes a deep, steadying breath, kissing your wet temple and gives Callum a very familiar look of admonishment and also trust in his good intentions. “Careful, man, really careful,” he instructs as Callum nods his silent assent.

“No safe words, just if somebody says stop we stop, ok?” Austin’s starting to pant, as he can feel the poofy mushroom head of Cal’s cock brushing his sack at your entrance. “Anybody who says stop,” he clarifies, half thinking he might be the first to wimp out and do it.

“Yeah, yeah, ‘course.” Cal actually looks sober as fuck except for the sheen of sweat that always seems to come with his pints and somehow the eye contact he makes lights a fire in Austin’s belly.

“I might say no,” you squeak, “I won’t mean it though, just a heads up. I’ll say stop- if I need to stop.”

“No?” Cal laughs nervously. “That might make me feel a little…bad,” he admits, still rubbing maddening circles around where Austin’s been practically cockwarming you for ages.

“Stop getting all existential and give her what she wants, man,” Austin rebuts.

“It’ll make me feel bad if she says no,” Cal blurts, running a hand through his already messy hair.

“Then I’ll do it.” Austin’s voice is rough in your ear and your nipples harden into peaks as he gently pulls out of you and pats the bed. “Tell Cal to lay his big ass self down.”

You giggle as Callum dives onto the bed, bouncing for a moment until he settles, turning over onto his back, head propped on a lazy forearm. He pats his meaty thighs and you roll your eyes but can’t deny the flip flop your stomach does at the thought of those thighs and what a nice cradle they’ll make while you’re railed within an inch of you’re life. And then you’re hovering over him, Cal kneading your hip encouragingly while running an admiring hand up and down your spine, like you’re a skittish horse in need of calming. You hesitate, momentarily unsure, but Austin nods at you reassuringly from the foot of the bed and ever the gentleman, gives you his hands to hold as you sink slowly down on Callum. Though his gentlemanly hands are gripping yours tightly, his eyes are glued to your pussy taking every inch of uncut Brit cock that he’s maybe gagged on once.

“Earth to Butler!” comes from behind you because Austin’s zoned out a little and it’s been a hot minute and you’re somewhat situated now.

“Oh, yeah, yeah, uh, ok, ok…”

Cal snickers before crunching up behind you, his chest hot against your back as he wraps his arms around you. “You feel lovely, darlin’, wanna lay back wif’ me? Don’t mind him, he’s lost it. Always goes a bit soft in the head around a pretty pussy or my cock.”

It’s a lot from this position and laying back against Callum’s chest is intense. You feel like he’s fully in your belly and it stretches your womb over him. He feels different…his isn’t as wet as Austin’s little water fountain but it throbs more noticeably, sending little shocks of pleasure through you. Cal pets your belly soothingly and spreads your pussy lips for Austin to really get a look at. You whine and squirm, realizing again the want for more. Those fingers dabbling at your entrance, threatening to push inside you once more and that’s when Austin breaks, recalling that’s what he and his cock are here for.

“Yeah, ok, ok, present and accounted for. Move your hand,” he murmurs, swiping Cal’s hand away. He thumbs at you himself for a bit, just to be sure and to watch as Cal loses his cool facade for a second when you clench tightly around him.

“Still sure about this, baby?” He asks one more time as he’s pressing at the ring and the burn has you bracing. You feel Cal’s hand move from your waist to your thigh, behind your knee, cupping it and dragging it wide, spreading you apart before you’ve even said your piece. The vote of confidence does you good and you take a deep breath, nodding once, decisively.

“Then put me in, angel,” Austin tells you, fat cockhead already snagged in but there’s a little ripple in his hard cock from the resistance of the tight space. Steeling yourself, you reach down and wrap your fingers around him, tugging him closer and slowly feeding his thickness into you alongside Cal’s, who starts thrashing his head and moaning at the drag like he’s the one getting breached.

“Good girl, good girl, please more…know you can take more.” Cal’s begging for cock by proxy and it alters your brain somehow. Austin’s too, he puts his hips into the effort and soon he’s gotten past the muscles at your command and into the threshold where you can’t manage to push him out if you tried. It makes you panic a little, but Cal is softly shushing in your ear, a distracting thumb stroking behind your knee, other freckled hand mauling a tit and begging you to take more cock so he can get friction.

“She can take it, come on, Austin,” he vouches for you, a little self promotion as you can’t even form words right now. Somewhere about six inches in your vocabulary consists of yelped little “fuck’s”and whimpering “I cant’s”.

Austin caresses your cheek, commanding you to look at him, his blue eyes focused in on yours, “That’s it baby, just a little more. You’re doing so good for us… such a good girl.”

Callum grab’s Austin’s shoulder and brings him fully deeper, which is all well and good when Austin kisses your forehead and insists raggedly, “You are doing it, baby.”

When he finally pushes in that last little bit, you lose any control you thought you had, instantly coming from the stretch and threatening to push Austin out. But he presses nothing less than his full weight on you, keeping you in place and himself snug inside next to Callum. You gasp for air and wrap your arms around his broad shoulders, clinging to him. Austin tries to remember to breathe and promptly forgets how when he makes eye contact with Callum for the first time since being balls deep.

“Are you -is that you…twitching?”

“Woulda thought you’d remember that,” Callum smirks. “Coulda sworn I recall you saying something about it jumping like a live wire in your hand?”

“Christ, well it feels different all…snuggled up next to mine,” Austin grits out, coloring slightly.

After a moment or two, when breath has been regained and a few laughs shared and some semblance of sanity restored in right spaces, Cal starts to pepper every inch of your neck and cheeks in kisses. Now that he’s not so desperate he’s become utterly grateful for you, for this. The kisses turn into sloppy, wet groans in your ear as Austin begins to move and Cal’s hand is gripping your jaw, his eyes locked on Austin, your legs thrown wide over his thighs, spread to the max and he’s a perfect recliner. He throws his other arm across your chest in a loving armbar, holding you still on top of him, “So Butler can get a rhythm, baby.”

Austin looms above you both, finding his pace, measured and steady. His beautiful face is flushed full of awe and there’s a heat in his gaze you’ve never seen before. He puts his hand on Callum’s shoulder for leverage, long fingers digging into freckled flesh and Cal promptly lays a little smooch on Austin’s forearm with a cheeky grin. Austin’s eyes shift and change, become a deeper blue and an expression you can’t read flits across his face as he jabs a particularly hard thrust into you. Callum starts to whimper and squirm when he realizes Austin’s thrusts are rubbing him too well, and it's not just you who’s getting their spot hit - that spot being his foreskin being drug back and forth in maddening little drags.

“Y’all like that? Feel good?” Austin growls lowly, rhythmic thrusts pushing you and Callum deeper into the fluffy white sheets, both of your whimpers combining until you can’t tell who they belong to. Austin groans and drives in harder, his white knuckles gripping Callum’s shoulder hard, while he reserves his tenderest touch for you, rubbing his thumb back and forth across your cheek.

“You’re…enjoying this…” you manage to moan between thrusts. His face splits into a grin as he pushes all the way in, pausing for a moment to kiss you hard, all tongues and teeth and desperation.

“Oh, fuck mate, that’s so good. Oh my god,” Callum babbles. “Right there, fuck, right there. You feel so good.”

“Which one, baby girl? Me or her?” Austin smirks.

For once, Callum has no witty response except the heavy panting in your ear. He squeezes your waist harder and his fingernails indent your hip and it gives you something else to focus on while you catch your breath, a tiny escape from the mind-blowing ecstasy you feel and the slight alarm bells ringing in your head. You can feel Callum somehow expanding and growing inside of you, even bigger than he was before. Austin’s eyes go wide and a look of panic crosses his face - his perfect pink mouth forms a perfect “o”.

“Oh shit, what…why is everything so fucking tight again…what is happening,” Austin groans breathlessly, his mouth set in a determined line, teeth ground together so hard you worry momentarily he might break a tooth. He tightens his grip on Callum’s shoulder and Cal’s massive hand encircles Austin’s delicate wrist, knuckles white as he holds on for dear life.

“Faster…faster,” Cal begs, again and again. “Sorry no, mate it’s, it’s fuckin’ happenin’…oh fuck.” His head cranes forward and you can feel his belly and hips flexing beneath you as he tenses over and over, letting out a hoarse sort of howl as he comes. His warmth fills you and it shakes something loose in your head, your own stomach starting to clench as you grab a handful of Austin’s golden hair, urging him on. Callum’s hands are all over you, petting you everywhere as he starts to come down.

“S’ok I came in ya? Yeah? Good, ‘cause I did,” he whispers hoarsely with a remorseful little laugh, back to babbling to you now that Austin’s got him there. He wipes the sweaty hair from your forehead, tucking a piece of it behind your ear and kisses your neck, whispering encouraging words, “That’s it, babe, give us another one.”

Cal’s bitten off little whimpers spur you on, as his soft cock is trapped in there too, getting pummeled. He’s trying to focus on you, with little pets and murmurs of encouragement but you feel his jaw clench as he grits his teeth, taking the pounding Austin is giving the both of you.

“Got me feelin’ like a proper woman, squealin’ n’ shit, Aus.”

You feel another orgasm build and shake through you, one of the many countless times you’ve fallen apart tonight, but this one stands out. It would bring you to your knees if you were unlucky enough to be standing at this moment. You’re sure it has something to do with knowing you’re satisfying two men at once, Callum having found his release and Austin being close to his. You can tell he’s on the verge by the little signs you’ve grown to recognize over the course of your relationship. The way his forehead creases in between his brows - you’ve kissed it away a dozen times in the heat of the moment. The way his pulse beats on the side of his neck, his vein there popping out and becoming more prominent. The short little huffs of breath he inhales, in quick succession - one, two, three, bam, bam, bam, like three shots straight to your heart. It’s your turn to take care of him, the last one standing after he made sure you and Cal got yours.

“Your turn, baby,” you whisper, pulling his forehead down to meet yours, thumbing at the hollows of his cheeks as he begins to tremble and his thrusts turn sloppy. He kisses you again, sucking on your tongue before moving to latch onto your neck. Cal wraps a hand around Austin’s throat, pushing his head back and squeezing just enough for his eyes to widen and his mouth to pop open. His blue eyes darken and you think he’s going to put his mouth on you again, but he bypasses you and goes straight for Callum’s collarbone, his perfect, white teeth sinking into Callum’s lovely English skin and biting down, hard. Cal yelps but doesn’t let go of Austin’s neck, and that’s when you feel it, your belly filled with warmth again as Austin pulses and twitches inside you, a stuttered moan muffled into the crook of Callum’s shoulder. He collapses on top of you and Callum, completely and utterly spent, the three of you breathing heavily and unable to move for a few moments. You squirm a tiny bit, trying to take a deep breath with one man plastered to your front and another to your back.

Austin gets the hint and lifts himself back up on shaky arms, slipping out of you with a squelch. You gasp one final time, at the sudden loss of him, and a cold emptiness is left where he once filled you to the brim, almost to breaking. The coldness is replaced quickly by a gushing warmth spilling out of you. You feel Callum suck in a breath, his broad chest expanding beneath you, his right arm still wrapped tightly around your chest.

“Christ, it’s running down my balls,” he wheezes out, taking another shuddering breath.

Austin braces himself against the headboard and slowly disentangles himself, flopping limply beside you on the bed. He looks at you and Cal still entwined, his eyes moving from both of your faces flushed with heat, down to Callum’s arm still tightly wrapped around you, one large, meaty hand gripping your breast, his middle finger absentmindedly pressing the sensitive bud of your nipple down. Austin sucks in breath after breath, and his eyes travel lower, to your legs still splayed wide over Callum’s sturdy thighs, his softening cock still nestled deep inside you, the spend of both men slowly dripping out of you. A sudden flash of possessiveness roars through him - for you, for Callum. For the sacred thing he has with both of you. His face goes numb and his ears start to ring. But it’s gone as quickly as it appeared.

“What is it, Aus?” you whisper, stretching out a hand to him. He looks forlorn, alone on the other side of the bed, his vulnerable face a mix of emotions crashing together all at once, lost and unsure, the gravity of everything settling on his shoulders like a blanket.

“Come back to us.” Your fingertips barely reach to brush his bronzed chest, the little blonde hairs soft against your skin. “Please.”

He lets out a breath you didn’t realize he was holding and crawls back over, wrapping his arms around you both and collapsing on top of you again. You’re hilariously squished in the middle of a bear hug now, both men squeezing with all their might, a strange show of masculinity to mask true feelings.

“I can’t breathe….” you manage between giggles. Callum lets out a soft chuckle in your ear, his breath warm against your cheek as his arm shifts beneath you. He digs his fingers into Austin’s armpit and wiggles them around none too gently. Austin bucks against you and squeaks out an uncharacteristically high laugh, trying to squirm out of Cal’s grasp, but it’s too strong and Austin’s body feels like jelly just now.

“Hey! Hey hey, no fair…you know I hate… being… tickled…” Austin grunts out, trying desperately to writhe out of this strange embrace.

Bright, cheerful sunshine spills onto the hotel room floor and across the bed, where it has no right to be at this ungodly hour. It shines in unabashedly, through drapes you forgot to close properly in all of your horny desperation. A little sliver of verdant green Hollywood hills is the only signal from the outside world. In here, somewhere between sleeping and waking, in that hazy early morning dreamland, you register Austin tucked up close behind you, his knees pushing the backs of yours and his warm, heavy arm slung over your waist. This is how you wake up every morning and you scoot your bottom back, into the cradle of his hips, momentarily unaware of the pulverization of your insides. But scenes from last night play out like a clip reel inside your head almost as soon as you’re conscious. You squeeze your eyes tight, refusing to give the sun its due. You stretch your legs gingerly, wiggling your toes against Austin’s, and take stock of things. There’s the obvious ache between your legs - more of a throbbing fire, if the truth is to be told. Your nipples seem to remember the previous evening’s activities as well because they immediately harden and stand at attention. And you can’t feel them yet but you’re pretty sure you have a few bruises, too. Ah well, you think as you yawn lazily, that’s what makeup is for.

You blink one eye open (it’s so bright in here!) and the first thing you encounter is a massive arm right next to your nose, tiny, golden hairs glinting in the sunlight. The second thing you see is Cal, on his belly and sans sheets or clothes, his lush and muscular bottom swelling above the white duvet beneath him. His adorable face is pressed into the pillow next to yours, dark curls swirling across his forehead and day’s worth of stubble dots his jaw. He feels your eyes on him, he’s only been snoozing for a bit, waiting for you two to wake up. He cracks one bright, blue eye open and stares back at you a moment. He senses a rush of what he feels everytime he sees you but this time it’s magnified by endearment and gratitude. Then, his face lights up, still smushed into the pillow and a massive, squinty grin splits his face. Your heart gives a funny little leap inside your chest and you find that your fingers are caressing his cheek softly, of their own volition and you resist the urge to kiss the little freckle under his mouth. He grabs your hand and kisses your fingertips, holding them to his warm lips as he smiles. And suddenly, any worry about things being weird has evaporated, as has any possibility of him being a third wheel. He just belongs.

“Hey! Quit making goo-goo eyes at my girl.” Austin’s gravelly morning voice rumbles from behind you playfully, and quick as lightning the arm still draped around your waist reaches over and smacks Callum’s ass, hard. The slap echoes around the room and you see the pale flesh of his bottom bounce and reverberate with the force of it. Cal, and his red, pillow creased face, jolts forward, yelling and jerking in the sheets, which in turn rubs his raw cock. This causes a chain reaction of events which results in him immediately pulling a sore muscle and flopping back down on the bed, moaning and rubbing his reddening backside.

“No fair, bruv,” he groans into the pillow. “That was too fuckin’ close to my balls.”

Austin chuckles and swats your ass gently for good measure. Slowly, everyone starts to shift and stir. First there are whines about soreness and muscles. Then about how sticky it all is. Then about who’s gonna order room service - but more pressingly, who’s gonna walk to the mini bar and grab a water. And then there’s an argument about who’s voice is less hoarse to call for the food - this ends up being you, hilariously. Then there’s moaning arguments about who is intact enough to wobble to the door and tip the server. In between massive amounts of doting and fretting over you, obviously. The boys are ever attentive, fluffing your pillows and making sure you’re comfortable while they feed you omelets and sausage and pancakes until your energy is restored. Over breakfast in bed, the arguments continue about who’s more bruised up - there’s a nasty bite mark on Cal’s collarbone but the fingerprints around Austin’s neck are a fair rival. There’s a panicked and very male discussion about emergency rooms when you admit you can barely move. But you manage to convince them that a nice, hot soak in the tub would do you wonders right about now. So Austin goes to draw you a bath while Callum helps you out of bed, wrapping a protective arm around your waist, and guiding you to the bathroom.

Twenty minutes later you’re starting to feel somewhat restored and a little more like yourself. The boys take turns showering, getting ready for the screening event later today. They go about it quietly though, almost reverently, leaving you to relax in peace. You turn the hot water on again, you’ve soaked so long it’s turning tepid but you’re not ready to relinquish this luxury. You ask Austin to bring you your makeup kit, eying the marks on both of them that need covering up. First Austin, then Callum, one after the other they kneel beside the tub in only their dress pants, chest and feet still bare. There are bruises and hickies and bite marks on clavicles and necks and wrists. Poor Callum, with his delicate, reactionary British skin has what looks like beard burn over half his chest and up the side of his throat. You turn sideways in the fancy clawfoot bathtub, gingerly dabbing concealer here and there, doing the best you can to cover up any evidence of last night's revels. Austin sits patiently, a towel underneath his knees to buffer the hard tile floor, and watches you with his kind, enigmatic ocean eyes. They’re distracting, those eyes, as they watch your face, every blink and every smile.

“What is it, Aus? Something on your mind?” you finally murmur, unable to take such naked contemplation any longer.

“You’re incredible, you know that?” He smooths the hair back from your forehead, rubbing a silky piece between his fingers. “I’m so lucky.”

Callum slouches against the doorway and lets out a quiet hum. “I think you mean we’re lucky, mate. The three of us.”

Tagging some Austin & Callum lovers I know: @jelliedonut @crazymadpassionatelove @elvisabutler @slowsweetlove @stylespresleyhearted @steph-speaks @blurredcolour @pearlparty

#austin butler #callum turner #austin butler fanfiction #austin butler smut #austin butler fic #austin butler imagine #callum turner fanfiction #callum turner smut #Callum Turner fic #callum turner imagine #the three of us #marina does it again #written by ab4eva

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jinuaei · 5 months

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Yan! Leon Kennedy x Merchant! Reader

The soft crackling noise of the fire burns through Leon's thoughts, melting the stress lines of his forehead as he registers the purple hue behind his eyelids. In front of him is the merchant, though face is covered, the eyes peeking through the hood shows what can only be described as concern, but soon leveled to indifference once the man covered in gunk and goo shows signs of life.

"You okay there stranger?", they start rummaging through their jacket to find something to wipe Leon's face with, "You've been standing there for a while now!"

The merchant's thick accent permeates through the air and passes through Leon's body, involuntarily relaxing him.

"Uh...yeah, just spacing out for a bit."

"...You know if you need to take a rest you can lay down by the shooting range for a bit."

Leon was surprised by the offer, him not expecting any concern coming from them. But it would be a lie to say that it didn't make his body flush with delight with the attention they gave him. Do they also pay close attention to him as he does? Do they think of him every time they part ways? Does the merchant also obsessively seek out his presence every chance they get?

Before Leon can spiral deeper into his thoughts, the almost forgotten girl lightly pushes him to the side, waltzing up in front of the table where his merchant set up shop. The two of them seemed to be in a friendly conversation, Ashley's enthusiasm peeking behind her nervous deposition, the hooded figure nonchalantly answering her questions. One thing that Leon noticed that boils his blood is how soft his merchant is speaking to her. His fingers clench down on his palms, glaring at the blonde in front of him, if he weren't wearing his gloves his nails would have punctured his palms, leaving streaks of blood.

"Leon! You didn't tell me your friend over here would be this funny!" Ashley giggles and faced Leon, immediately catching his terrifying stare. "Leon...?"

"You good there stranger?"

His attention immediately snaps to the merchant, his face going slack and with almost a doe eyed look as he makes eye contact with them.

"Yeah! Yeah... Why don't you go rest Ashley? I'm sure you're tired from running around too much."

"O-oh, okay...!" She hesitatingly jogs towards the elevator, glancing back towards the two before pressing the button.

"You know, I was giving you the offer to take a rest. I wouldn't mind keeping the little lady company."

Leon quickly responds, "You don't need to babysit her." He pulls up a chair close to the merchant, "Instead why don't you keep me company?"

#yandere leon kennedy #leon kennedy #leon x reader #yandere leon kennedy x reader #re4 leon #It's nice having writing as a way to let out creative energy when art just doesn't work for a while

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lookingformoondrop · 6 months

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FINALLY SOMEONE WHO WRITES FOR THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY!!!!! THANK YOU <33333

Gonna ask some relationship hc w leyley!! It could be yandere if you like (I mean she is one already but-yk)

Ashley Graves X gn!reader - Relationship Headcannons

TW: Ashley is manipulative, she's a red flag but I'm colorblind, everyone has a foul mouth, mentions of cheating and kissing, Ashley is very emotionally dependent.

♥︎ Notes: I thought about making Ashley a yandere, but then I reflected on what Anon said and thought... they're right, LOL. I'm always happy to supply content for TCOAAL, and I really appreciate everyone who takes the time to request! I hope these meet your expectations. <3♥︎

Ashley Graves is impulsive, stubborn, cleverly stupid, and a pain in the ass.

If I had to describe dating Ashley I'd say it's like riding a roller coaster but never knowing when it'll drop.

When you first met her, you were blinded by her beauty (her tits) and decided to walk up to her for a number.

She was flustered that someone was interested in her, sure she's had people walk up to her before, but it was because they were always more interested in her brother than her.

But once she realized you were in it for her, she never let you go again.

It started with frequent house visits. She'd sleep over without asking, and just like a stray-cat that cuddles up to you, you couldn't say no.

She'd try to cook you for you! Every morning where she aserted herself into your day, you'd wake up to the wonderful smell of burning shit. When you went to your kitchen with a loving fire extinguisher in your hands, you'd see she was cooking eggs and some unidentified meat.

You'd walk up behind her and kiss the nape of her neck, never telling her you're only doing this because her hair smells like cherries and if you don't you're pretty sure you'll pass out from the smoke.

"Y/N, why is there a fire extinguisher in your hands?"

"Early Christmas."

"Liar."

Dates were fun, too! Even though you'd organize the actual dates like eating out, going to amusement parsl, carnivals, and the like, her dates would be along the lines of staying at home and cuddling. You might call it boring, but to Ashley, a perfect date would be where you're both left alone with only eachother to give company.

No one, and I mean NO ONE, would be able to see her precious Y/N except her.

And not that you minded anyways, you enjoyed spending time with Ashley, even if half that time was her being exhausting.

Speaking of which, exhausting, you ask? How is little ol' Ashley exhausting?

Be it a nice co-worker, a pleasant stranger, a funny waiter, or even that woman who works at the deli that gives you that cheap vegan processed ham with bacon bits, Ashley hated the fact you even acknowledged them.

It often became her favorite topic to annoy you with.

While cuddling on the couch (iykyk), Ashley began to look at you with intense eyes. You knew what these eyes meant. It was a warning sign that she was about to ask you something that could potentially piss you off. Of course, she didn't care about that part, all you needed to know was she was going to ask and you'd better be honest.

"N/M, do you love me?"

"Sure I do, you're my girlfriend after all."

Ashley wrapped her arms around your neck a little tighter, "So then," her face darkened, "would you ever cheat on me?"

You sighed, this line of questioning was becoming less and less of the 'would you love me if I was a worm' deal and more of the 'whose that bitch you were talking to' deal.

"No, Ashley, I wouldn't. Why would you feel the need to ask me that?"

Ashley raised her head from your chest and opened her mouth, her final statement ready to fire,

"So then why do you still look at other people if you would never cheat?" Her eyes narrowed on you.

You groaned and rubbed your temples, "Jesus Ashley, now I can't even have simple eye contact with people?"

She blew a breath of annoyance, "why would you even make eye contact?! I'm the only one you should be looking at, N/M!"

You went to push Ashley off of you, already sick of her shit.

"No! Do you even still love me?! All you do is go to work, go to school, hang out with your stupid friends, and ignore me!"

"I'm not doing this with you AGAIN, Ashley! Just because I know or talk to other people does not mean I'm screwing them! Jesus Ashley, you would think we'd be over this by now..."

Ashley pouted and blinked the tears in her eyes away, "...fine. leave me then, see if I care."

She sits up and goes to the opposite end of the couch.

"You're sitting on my feet, Ashley."

Ashley turned her head away and ignored you.

You hated it when she got her way, but you also couldn't stand to see her so upset. After all, she was only upset because she missed you.

Sighing with defeat you said softly, "I'm sorry I don't pay enough attention to you, Leyley. Life distracts me sometimes, but that doesn't mean I don't still love you. This weekend I'll cancel with my friends and we can go on a date. "

She hummed, "id rather we stay in and watch a movie."

"Which movie?" You coax your girlfriend for a smile,

"...Hypergore Splatterbrains 4," She looked at you and grinned.

"There's my pretty girl," you wrapped an arm around her waist, "alright, you happy now? Will you stop bitching about people in my life who I will NEVER cheat on you with?"

She brought a finger to her bottom lip, "Nah, maybe a kiss will convince me?"

She looked at you with a devious smirk, you sighed. "Cmere you," Ashley giggled and jumped on top of you, sharing a loving kiss.

Yeah, Ashley is exhausting.

But in a way, you're happy she's yours. You couldn't be happier, even if her cooking skills are shit, she's a tad bit possessive, and she leaves passive aggressive notes in your lunchbox when you go to work.

You love her either way.

"Hey N/M?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you love me?"

You sighed with content and wrapped your arms around her waist, "Yes Leyley, I love you. Do you love me?"

Ashley laid her head on your chest, listening to your heartbeat,

"I love you, N/M~"

Thank you for the ask!<3

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Anti-hero -.L.Kennedy 18+

Tw : Ada flirts with muse, no hate to Ada, I love her banter with Leon in this one . Leon just gets a bit jealous. Loved her separate ways <3 mentions of bar, Luis is alive!

A/N : hope you enjoy, feedback is appreciated! 🫶🏻Requests are open (for Leon and Wesker) also last call for Halloween themed requests!

You, Luis, Ashley, and your boyfriend Leon decided to explore a trendy new bar in town. The entire ambiance of the venue was a nostalgic nod to the early 2000s. Although bars were not typically your preferred hangout, this occasion merited a little celebration. Leon had triumphantly accomplished his daunting mission: rescuing Ashley from peril and even managing to secure Luis's safety as well. (It’s canon, I said so)

During a brief intermission from the dj, Luis ventured off to fetch some drinks, leaving you and Ashley to engage in a lively conversation. She emanated an effervescent demeanor, clearly elated to be back home, giving off the impression that she never met a stranger. Unwavering in his resolve, Leon sought to alter that perception; dedicating his weekends to coaching her in the art of self-defense. Which wasn’t going as smoothly as he thought it would.

Each of you had dressed impeccably to suit the special event, apart from Leon. He opted for a minimalist attire, as he occasionally did. You knew he was tired and wanted to relax, but you wanted to get him out of the house. So going out, to dinner was the originally plan. Until Luis and Ashley came trotting up your driveway, wanting to try out a new bar they found. You knew Leon wouldn’t be in the mood, but you pleaded and he finally agreed.

Moreover, he struggled to recover from his recent challenging mission. Therefore, you endeavored to support him in any way possible, a gesture he greatly cherished. You knew this mission had affected him differently. He ran into someone he used to know and it set in a terrible mood, you tried to pry. Hoping to ease his mind, but Leon wasn’t telling you anything yet.

“Hey sweetheart, I need to step into the bathroom for a moment," he expressed softly, planting a tender kiss upon your cheek. "Also, Ash, refrain from talking with strangers, please," Leon advised her firmly. She responded with a disapproving glare but ultimately acquiesced with a nod. She let out a huff and you giggled

“Who does he think he is?” She scoffed, then took a sip of her drink.

“The man who saved your life.” You butted in and she rolled her eyes.

“I guess he did, but still. I’m responsible.” She pouted and you nudged her arm.

“It’s alright ash, it happens to the best of us.” The both of you shared a look and saw Luis returning with drinks.

Luis triumphantly returned, carrying your beverages in hand. "Cheers ladies!" He bellowed, as the three of you raised your glasses for shots. Gently placing your glass back down, you couldn't help but release a light-hearted giggle. Engrossed in lively conversation with one another, you suddenly sensed an unrelenting gaze fixed upon you.

Your gaze swept across the colorful lit bar, landing on a captivating woman adorned with a chic ebony pixie cut, ensconced in a ravishing scarlet dress. As she caught your eye, she sent an enticing wave in your direction, to which you responded with a warm, reassuring grin. Anxiously, you yearned for Leon's swift return. You had a gut feeling, but tried to downplay your nerves, you were probably overthinking it.

Captivating your attention, Ashley humorously recounted a funny story. As your gaze returned to the mysterious woman, she had vanished without a trace. Confusion washed over you, yet you brushed aside the perplexing thoughts. That is, until her hand unexpectedly came to rest upon your shoulder.

As you shifted your gaze towards her, she beamed with the same radiant smile. Glancing subtly from the corner of your eye, you observed Luis wearing an expression of disdain on his visage. Even Ashley appeared less than enthusiastic.

“Hey sorry guys, there was a line at the bathr-“

Leon strode towards the table, briefly pausing before continuing. Relief washed over you upon his arrival; yet, his unenthusiastic demeanor dampened the mood.

“Why are you here? And get your hands off of her.” You could tell Leon was angry, you met the woman’s eye and they sparkled with mischief. “Oh leon calm down, I just wanted to get the pretty girls number.” She mocked him while faking a giggle.

"With a hint of pride, Leon shouted , "Well, that's MY GIRLFRIEND," as Luis gently placed a reassuring hand on Leon's shoulder to calm his rising temper. The provocative woman responded playfully, "Oh, really?Lucky boy.”With a flirtatious wink in your direction, she sensuously slid her phone number to you, adding enticingly, "In case you're ever in the mood to unwind for a bit." With that, she shifted her stance gracefully and sauntered toward the exit with an air of mystery lingering behind her.

Leon's fury had reached its peak. You swiftly slid off your stool and grasped his hand, gently pulling him along with you.

"Apologies, everyone, but it seems we must take our leave for the night."

Luis and Ashley had understood and you and Leon left. You walked to his motorcycle and were ready to hop on when he stopped.

“Listen… i made an ass of myself. Ada.. she’s know to do that. He began. “ I just wanted to tell you that I love and trust you.” You felt the blush rise and you caressed his cheek. “ I know hun. I love you too. Besides she’s not my type.” You replied with a playful wink. “

Leon smirked “well then who is your type?”

You thought for a moment before sliding your arms around his neck. “

You silly.”

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Imp, Victoria, and Kenzie Analysis

It’s so funny to me that Imp goes through much of Worm wanting to be taken seriously as a teammate and paid attention to (while also escaping from the predatory gaze of others who would harm/judge her), and then we get her interactions with Victoria and Kenzie.

Victoria listens to Imp and asks for her opinions on missions, even trusting her with Kenzie for a bit, but their relationship is permanently on the rocks because Imp reminds her of Glory Girl and set her apartment building on fire (the latter hurting more because she had an entire monologue about how much effort it took her to buy things for herself post-hospital and Carol giving away all of her personal possessions).

Imp for her part sees Victoria as an extension of Kenzie and thus a danger to her kids for a time, before she “warms up” a bit by treating Victoria more like how she treated Grue on the job; aka poke and prod her to get a reaction, because that’s how Imp socializes with people she’s comfortable with, but it’s always stilted because Victoria isn’t her brother and doesn’t appreciate some of Imp’s actions or what Imp thinks “needs to be done” (aka torture).

Kenzie actually likes Imp and will also listen to her when she speaks (even if she doesn’t agree), because Kenzie likes everyone, but that attitude dips and dives because Kenzie hates seeing people being mean to her teammates and that is Imp’s M.O. And that also means Imp will say awfully insensitive things about Kenzie that cuts deep (like when Imp basically mocks Kenzie’s comfort with Ashley) and Imp doesn’t know how to handle someone who’s open about their sensitivity.

Imp for her part sees Kenzie as a danger to her kids (as mentioned above) and frankly doesn’t put much stock into her care until MUCH later, but when she does, she treats her with compassion and even tries to defend Kenzie from rabidly angry heartbroken. However she can’t get past how creepy she finds Kenzie, especially when the tinker reveals she made modifications to always see Imp, which effectively cripples Imps social defense in ways Kenzie doesn’t understand

But my favorite aspect is that all 3 of them are trying.

Victoria has Imp’s number and trusts her to help her with Kenzie’s problems. Imp tries to bond with Victoria by actually trying to get her in on her skits a few times and gives Kenzie a personal nickname as she takes care of her. Kenzie feels comfortable having Imp chaperone her and her team around and pick her up from school.

Imp isn’t diehard friends with Vic or really thinks of Kenzie as “her kid” like the Heartbroken per se.

But in a couple years, I could see her considering them friends and loved ones

#parahumans #wildbow #ward #worm #victoria dallon #ward web serial #antares #glory girl #imp #aisha laborn #kenzie martin #lookout #analysis #wardblr

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coffinbrotherr · 5 months

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Istg I keep seeing videos in my recommend that have either Andrew or Ashley sprites in the thumbnail and it's always in the lines of "shock storytelling is BAD" or "this needs to STOP" (I'm not providing examples as to not install a witchhunt but if youve seen them, you know EXACTLY who im talking about.) and I dont...I don't get why? Like, ok genuinely I'm having an actual hard time understanding why because being disturbed and being made uncomfortable is quite literally the definition of horror, so why is it a problem now.

To I guess throw my hat into the ring, I'd like to explain why i personally think incest integral to Tcoaal not only because I'm just fucking tired of seeing people not like the game just because of that aspect and I'm not knocking those people because of it because people can not like things for specific reasons, for example I am not one for horror involving teeth or the mouth so I tend to ignore horror media that prominently use those as setpieces. I'm mainly talking about people that bash it without actually playing it and people that see it at surface level and just make a Baseless assumption because to me and obviously a lot of other people as it still has great reviews, Tcoaal is wonderfully written and that IS thanks to its incest themes.

We see that throughout the game, Ashley obviously loves her brother, not only in the romantic sense but also in the power dynamic. While some aspects have yet to be revealed about thier relationship as we still only have two chapters, Ashley obviously manipulates Andrew and has since they were little as evident by the hide and seek flashback. It's incredibly obvious that Ashley likes control over people and since she doesn't really have anyone else that's closer to her, she uses Andrew exclusively as he's always been there with her figuratively and literally. While this behavior definitely comes from a sense of loneliness and fear of losing the one person that tolerates her as not even thier own parents wanted to stay around them let alone her, I think it also comes down to enjoying the control. Genuinely think about the story of the game for a sec, could you imagine being in that exact situation we see the siblings in. The closest thing we can even relate it to is covid, and we could at least still leave the house to an extent and have things sent to us that we wanted. Imagine going through all that not being able to leave, literally having the bare minimum of food being dropped off to you and being FORCED to stay inside not with a slap on the wrist but with active threats of death even though you know other people get to freely live outside peacefully. Not only is that terrifying but it gives a lot more insight to Ashley's character as she's literally stuck in a place she cannot control in an unfounded situation that is positively awful, but she does have one thing she can control, she has one person she can make exclusively hers and make him do whatever she wants through manipulation and the connection with love. The same goes for Andrew as we know Andrew was at least a bit more popular with people to the point where he even had a girlfriend (Julia) and to have literally all that stripped away from him is tragic, however for him there's one more person he can interact with, one person that cares about him and truly does love him in a way only they can share. It's a beautifully horrific way of telling a story because on the outside, it just looks like "oh hah hah, that's the incest cannibalism game" but if you actually played it you would see not only is the writing genuinely funny but also incredibly smart with its subtle meaning and player interpretation. It's NOT glorifying incest, it is actively showing an incredibly toxic relationship that was made through the circumstances and actions taken with both characters and to say it's just "shock storytelling" or "it's just trying to glorify incest" is just wrong, it's using the incest to further the narrative and that's why I personally find this game to be my favorite work of horror.

But that was just my interpretation, I'd love to hear your guy's views on it because I'd love to further the discussion and potentially add to my analysis as this was just something I wrote at 12:30 AM in bed. I could go on and on about my personal analysis but a lot of it would just be me being genuinely pretty annoyed with the games detractors and overall just make for a poor reading experience.

#the coffin of andy and leyley #tcoaal #andrew graves #ashley graves

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Reading took place before PCA!!!

What did R think when she learned that T is in a relationship?

Pulled: Four of Pentacles

Tarot 2.0: Very possessive and jealous. Did she forget she had her man on set? Worrying about who T is fucking is crazy behavior. That’s his gf! R has zero boundaries.

Does Ashley L had/has a crush on T?

Tarot 2.0: Who the hell is Ashley?

Me: Clemmie from the movie!

Tarot 2.0: WHO?

Me: she got bit by the snake!

Tarot 2.0: oh her! Who cares? She’s so irrelevant. J is barely relevant and he’s in a relationship with R.

Me: You read her recently but probably don’t remember.

Tarot 2.0: waste of space in my mind. Let’s see what Ashley is feeling then

Pulled: Two of Swords

Clarification: Ace of Cups

Tarot 2.0: Seriously, who the hell is this? Come on now. She’s delusional. She stressed out over him for what? What is she stressed over? Making a decision is what I’m getting from this. Girl, there is no decision or choice for you, he doesn’t want you! She’s unwilling to see that though. T hasn’t spoken to her at all and she’s upset? Why? This has been going on for 2 years? She needs to move on and let this crush go. It’s embarrassing how much of a hold he has on her. Wait a minute before I tear into her, let me see if T led her on or something. I’m hoping so because if not, Ashley L is an idiot and lacks awareness.

How does T feel about Ashley L?

Pulled: Page of Wands (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: Yeah, she’s delusional. Now, T is a natural flirt and friendly person. Some people, like her, don’t realize he’s that way with everyone. She’s not special and she refuses to see that. I’m picking up a negative attitude from T here. She wasn’t shy about her crush which was off putting to him. He’s bored of it actually. Another girl who takes his friendliest the wrong way. I’m getting the sense that he likes flirting with women who don’t take it seriously because he truly isn’t being serious at all. So he appreciates people who laugh off his natural charm. And yikes, I’m sensing she tried to flirt heavily with him in the beginning when they first met and he didn’t like that. She came across very strong in a bad way. Not everyone can pull that off successfully. T is funny because R pulled it off successfully and that’s how their obsession with each other started.

Me: You lost me. Pulled what off successfully?

Tarot 2.0: Flirting the right way from the beginning. Didn’t you tell me R asked T if he was trying to grab her ass in their first scene and he laughed?

Me: oh yeah! I’m surprised you remembered.

Tarot 2.0: It’s an interesting fact about their relationship that intrigues me. R set the tone right away and T loved her playfulness. Ashley L tried something similarly and failed miserably. R and T have an easy banter and Ashley tries to mimic it. She can’t mimic natural chemistry. I have secondhand embarrassment that she tried to be R 2.0!

Me: 2.0 like you!

Tarot 2.0: FUCK YOU!

me: fun fact, you’re actually 3.0 because—

Tarot 2.0: careful! I haven’t made my birthday wish yet and I would hate for something bad to happen to you.

Me: 😕

Tarot 2.0: 😇

How are T and R currently?

Pulled: The High Priestess

Tarot 2.0: What a surprise! NOT! They’re polar opposite who can’t stop thinking of each other. They’re soulmates who are going through a rough path right now. Another karmic card too. However this is a slow progress card to me. “Right person, wrong time”? They’re hearts are with each other but they’re separated. Now they have to be careful here. Karma is not something to take lightly. They’re meant to be separate (learn how to be separated which they haven’t been separated since they met each other) but they need to reconcile or at least talk to heal the connection. Or another karmic cycle will continue. Patience is needed especially from R. She’s very impatient with him and he’s shutting down emotionally because of it.

How are R and J currently?

Pulled: Three of Wands (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: Distance is destroying their already fragile relationship. There’s no effort from J and R is tired of putting in the work. Of course she’s tired, she uses all her energy on T to make their friendship work. She thought Valentine’s Day was going to be special but it wasn’t. She wanted that day to rejuvenate her feelings for J but nope, it was just another day. She still loves him though.

How are T and BB currently?

Pulled: Two of Swords

Tarot 2.0: What a boring couple. Snooze button, let’s go back to sleep everyone. They have a lot of youthful energy and similar vibes so I can see why they have fun together but there’s nothing deep here. T is on the fence between their relationship because of R but doesn’t see a reason to let BB go. BB is more stable to him. Emotionally and mentally. She’s also more mature so that’s a huge benefit to him.

How does R feel about J?

Pulled: The Hermit

Tarot 2.0: She’s lonely. J is doing his own thing and she’s doing her own thing, but they’re not doing anything together. Completely separate lives right now. I don’t understand since they’re like an hour or two away from each other, right? In that case, he’s not making an effort to invite her to visit him and she isn’t going to visit because she feels unwanted.

How does R feel about T?

Pulled: The High Priestess (reversed)

Clarification: Wheel of Fortune (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: Hmmm. I got the High Priestess again. R feels desired by T but doesn’t know his motives or what he wants from her at the moment. She’s so stupid. He wants a break from you and you’re not letting him get the space he needs. She thinks space is a bad thing but not necessarily. I mean realistically it’s only been 3 months since they spoke in person? That’s not a long time if you think about it and she’s acting crazy over it. Wheel of fortune reversed is karmic. She needs to relax a little and go with the flow. T is equally obsessed with her but he’s more withdrawn. She needs to be open to change and embrace that they’re relationship isn’t going to be an everyday thing like 2 years ago. I think she’s scared because she’s comparing T to J. T is very different though and does care about her (unlike J) but needs time to process how he feels too.

How does J feel about R?

Pulled: Nine of Wands (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: He’s tired of her. It’s kind of funny. I never pull a love card with him. He doesn’t have anything left to give her. He’s comfortable and doesn’t want to change. He’s happy being away from her right now. Ouch.

How does T feel about R?

Pulled: Seven of Wands (reversed)

Clarification: The Moon (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: The usual then. He’s trying not to let R ruin his life.

Me: His life? He’s dramatic!

Tarot 2.0: Men tend to be. R’s dramatic too. But I’m sensing he’s finally accepting that R is just a part of his life now. He can’t fight it and shouldn’t. This is a good sign to me. He will talk to her like normal soon.

Me: YES! I think his tv show is finished filming.

Tarot 2.0: He lives in New York, right? R does too. He might visit and clear the air in person. I’m happy about this. I think they need to see each other in person actually. A simple phone call won’t resolve things. They need to hug and talk it out. Won’t be surprised if J tears his ACL running to be a good bf to R with T around soon. What a mess.

R has been thinking / reflecting on her relationship with J or if she’s not even doubting her feelings

Pulled: Page of Swords (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: She’s full of doubts. J is uncaring and they've been having a lot of disagreements recently. They’re either not talking as much or there’s a tense silence in their relationship. A lot of frustration and she doesn’t know how to fix it.

(NSFW) What will R and T first time be like?

Pulled: The Chariot

Clarification: Nine of Cups

Tarot 2.0: how PG should I keep it?

Me: the fact that your asking means something crazy is about to come out of your mouth.

Tarot 2.0: Come out of my mouth? You dirty gal!

Me: 😟 don’t start! I think they’re first time will be sweet because—

Tarot 2.0: She’s going to come multiple times in a row. The sex will be incredible. Eyes rolling in the back of the skull.

Me: WAIT—

Tarot 2.0: a lot of dirty talk and insane amounts of relief. They both have been itching to fuck raw and I love doggy style for them the first time—

Me: Let me think for a min—

Tarot 2.0: he will dick her down really good. Maybe they start out missionary and he flips her on her stomach to take her fast and hard. It’s just full of passion here. He will put her to sleep and shut her up. Thank god. I might have to stan him because nothing but a good dick can get her to shut up. She will sleep for a little while and wake up two hours later to kisses from him and they go for round 2…3…4? And then they laugh and talk.

Me: you’re a psycho. Where did you get all of that from?

Tarot 2.0: that’s normal stuff.

Me: you’re not normal.

Tarot 2.0: I take that as a complement, sweet pie! I love when men tell a woman she has a great kitty and throws her back out because of it. Goofy men like T usually have crazy / silly dicks too so I’m not surprised he’s wearing her out.

Me: …oh my god…

Tarot 2.0: That’s what R will say after he’s finished with her. I’m jealous. She will see god but nope, it will just be T!

(NSFW) What will their sex life be like?

Pulled: Page of Cups

Clarification: The Devil

Tarot 2.0: additive sex. Can’t keep their hands off each other. Isn’t that true even now? It will only get worse. He will blow her back out nearly every night. No wonder he’s scared of her. Men are often terrified of women with powerful kitty’s. It has the power to destroy lives. Good for R! She’s bringing that man to his knees over her cookie.

Why isn’t T coming to PCA?

Pulled: The Tower (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: Doesn’t see it as a major loss to not go.

Has BB visited the blog?

Pulled: Page of Wands (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: Yes but not recently. She’s very insecure over zeglyth and R especially in the beginning. I think now she’s feeling better about it since time has passed but she’s unsure about T’s feelings in all of this. She doesn’t want to bring R up and wants to ignore the truth as long as possible. She’s choosing to believe that nothing is going on and his crush on R will disappear. She’s not in denial that T is attracted to R at least and is glad they haven’t seen each other in a while. That’s a little silly to me because the true test will be when T comes back from Canada or whatever he is. Of course he’s not seeing R right now so BB is stupid for letting that be an important factor for her feelings. When he’s back in NY and near R is when BB should decide what to do about her bf wanting to dick down another woman.

When you ask who will propose first? You mean if T will ask R to marry him or if R will suggest it first?

Pulled: Six of Wands

Clarifications: The Star

Tarot 2.0: the Aquarius card! T will propose first.They will go through some rough patches but that’s to be expected with them. They still are spiritually connected and soulmates so he will propose when the time is right. She doesn’t need to bring it up but they will talk about it as all couples do.

We need more clarification on T's fixation on pregnant R. It's a kink of him?

Pulled: Death (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: damn, a lot sadder than I was expecting. He’s scared of a broken home situation. He wants to get married and have children with one person if possible. He wants the relationship to last and doesn’t want to go through a divorce and make his kids suffer. Sounds like a childhood fear of his.

Me: his parents got a divorced and his dad remarried

Tarot 2.0: and that was a nightmare for him and he hated that. He doesn’t want his children to go through that. Wants to break the cycle of childhood trauma. It makes sense that he runs away from R because he doesn’t want to think too deeply about marriage and kids. It brings him a lot of pain actually. So he’s a runner, he’s a track star!

Did T talk to R again?

Pulled: Seven of Wands

Clarification: The Chariot

Tarot 2.0: Yes but I’m getting the sense he’s just busy not actively avoiding her anymore. He may have spoken to her before Valentine’s Day just to see how she’s doing but other than that, communication is minimal. There’s a sense of clarity to him now. He’s finally accepting that he and R will have ups and downs and that she’s a permanent person in his life now. He’s willing to put in the work and time to stay in touch with her. T’s focused on his career and I think he wants to talk with her in person. He will fix it when he sees her again.

How many children will R and T have?

Pulled: Four of Wands

Clarification: Three of Cups

Tarot 2.0: Three! They definitely want to be married first though.

What will R and T’s relationship be like when(if) they get together?

Pulled: The Sun

Clarification: Five of Pentacles (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: If they have children, their first child will most likely be a boy. They’re relationship will be very playful and fun. They will have a lot of hardships especially in the beginning but they will push through it. In fact, I think since they’re going through a rough patch in their friendship, when it happens in their relationship, they will be prepared and have experience to handle it.

If T and R date, would it distract from their careers?

Pulled: The Magician

Clarification: King of Swords

Tarot 2.0: Yes but no. The main issue will be from R. She will not like that T works a lot and wants more time with them together. However, I have to laugh…

Me: why?

Tarot 2.0: she’s not used to a man working so for T to be gone all the time, it will be a bad sign to her until she realizes that her man is supposed to be working. T will be booked and busy and she will be like “my man always has a job! Wait, that’s a great thing!” Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids! T will be working hard though and should take a step back once he’s married and has a kid. His career will be stable so he is a provider!

What did BB think of R at the London premiere?

Pulled: The Devil (reversed)

Clarification: Ten of Pentacles

Tarot 2.0: not the Devil card! She was obsessively watching R and T all night. She’s just like you!

Me: like me? How?

Tarot 2.0: Obsessively watching every move Zeglyth makes and analyzing their behavior. BB thought that R fit in very nicely with T’s family and friends which made her insecure. She knew then that R was going to be a permanent person in T’s life. Yikes!

How did T’s family feel about R at the London premiere?

Pulled: The High Priestess

Clarification: Six of Cups

Tarot 2.0: They thought her and T were magnetic together. If I was BB, I would have burned down the whole premiere and killed everyone. No way in hell I’m allowing his family and friends to admire R in front of me. R made a great first impression even if they found her to be a little immature but they loved how she brought out T’s happiness and they reminded everyone of childhood sweethearts. BB should have choked R to the ground for this.

Me: stop being violent!

Tarot 2.0: The disrespect towards BB is hilarious. His family and friends love BB but R also has star power and they can see she makes T happy. One of his friends made a comment that they want to see R and T in another movie and BB nearly fainted. That would be her worst nightmare.

Clarify the look that T gives to R at the London premiere and BB's expression? From a previous reading you said, T looked at her. How?

Pulled: Knight of Wands (reversed)

Clarification: Eight of Cups

Tarot 2.0: Yikes! T just gave R a lustful stare. A “I want your kitty bad” look. T definitely didn’t know BB was right there when she saw him practically drooling after R. BB was very hurt but not surprised? Was T drunk at this premiere? He was more touchy feely than normal with R too.

What do you think of the video with all four of them? That one at the dinner party?

Tarot 2.0: That's BB? Why do I feel like I’ve seen this before? Can’t remember any of these people.

Me: What people? That’s literally BB, T, J and R! Everyone else is irrelevant.

Tarot 2.0: Anyways! The first thing that stands out to me is BB’s shirt. Everyone else is dressed cozy and then there’s her? She definitely wore a revealing shirt in person. This is the saddest dinner party I’ve ever seen. Does R drink?

Me: not really. At least I don’t think so.

Tarot 2.0: everyone else seems like drinkers. Why is J so fucking clueless? R is watching T and BB have fun then looks at J who was not even paying attention to his surroundings. R has such a sad expression on her face. It’s tough for her to be around T and BB. Especially since J is an idiot.

Pulled: Temperance (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: R is legit crazy I’m convinced. If we opened her skull, we would see nothing but dust and glue. There’s no way she expected T to pay attention to her while BB is there? Why is she always blaming T for this? That’s his gf! She should be blaming J for not giving her what she needs. R keeps forgetting that T isn’t her man and can’t act like he usually does with BB around. This is a huge problem within itself. T does act differently with R (he doesn’t flirt at all) when BB is around but why does R want him to do exactly? Flirt and say I love you to her in front of BB? That’s ridiculous.

T is crazy too because he enjoys rubbing his relationship in R’s face. T and BB have a way better relationship than R and J, true but T found it hilarious. What a petty man. Why do they care so much? Why does R pout when T’s attention is on gf? And why does T care if R is jealous or not? No wonder BB wore that sexy shirt, she had to fight for T’s attention and still barely got it. Unfortunately R could wear a trash bag and BB could be nude and T’s attention would still go to R. This is America right? They should buy guns and have a shootout like an Western because no way would I let my man embarrass like this.

Did J prepare R in any way or resort to voodoo practices?

Pulled: The Hanged Man (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: No! He didn't need to do anything to make her fall from him. My unbiased opinion is that a woman should never chase and love a man more than he loves her. I’ve never seen this dynamic work out in the long run. If a man wants you, trust me, he will work to get you, not the other way around. She made her crush obvious so all he had to do is ask her out and like an idiot, she immediately said yes. He didn’t chase her or have to do anything special which is why she’s losing now. He didn’t romance her so he hasn’t changed but she’s changing her mind. She wants the romance and the sparks now but it’s too late. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? J is the same as he’s always been. The only difference now is he’s no longer in love with her and sees being with her a chore and a stepping stone for his career.

Me: Ouch.

Tarot 2.0: The truth hurts!

Or R which is the real problem that needs to be addressed

Pulled: Queen of Wands (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: R is one of the issues. But she’s young and in love so can’t blame her too much in a situation like this.

R visits the blog?

Pulled: Three of Pentacles

Tarot 2.0: Yes. It seems like everyone loves to stalk you or is obsessed with you. I don’t understand.

Me: You stalked me when we first met.

Tarot 2.0: that was very different! Anyway, moving on! She’s blaming this blog on her relationship issues. She needs to seek relationship counseling. If an online blog is “destroying” your relationship or making you second guess yourself, there’s deeper issues going on there. And why does she care what’s being said on a blog? Judging your relationship based on Tumblr is high school behavior. She needs to get a life.

Or any of her friends?

Pulled: Six of Swords

Tarot 2.0: Yes but this is worrying to me. I can’t tell if it’s “fans” or real life friends here. I hope she doesn’t think her fans are her friends. That’s another issue she needs to address. She’s crossing boundaries and doesn’t know the difference anymore.

Does R have good female friends who give her good advice? And if so, does she listen to them??

Pulled: Wheel of Fortune

Tarot 2.0: Holy shit! I was afraid of pulling this card here damn. This says it all to me. On the card, the picture has an angel (Aquarius) and a bull (Taurus).

So her friends aren’t really relevant. She does have female friends but fate is at play here. They have no influence on her life whatsoever because she was meant to meet J and T in her life. In fact, J and T are directly tied to each other. She would not have met T without J. The wheel fortune. Another karmic connection. R is meant to be with J for a while until T came along. Now R has to be especially careful here. The wheel of fortune is constantly changing and evolving. She’s meant to move on from J. Maybe not now but eventually.

“I mean about running away from feelings and such. Feelings are scary. It makes you irrational. That's why I get why T would be terrified. But it's not always the reason why we run away from committing in a relationship. Sometimes, we know we're not ready to give someone the love and commitment that they deserve. Or we want to give them”

Pulled: The Sun

Clarification: Three of Cups (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: T is very attracted to R’s positivity and spirit. But she’s also distracting him. Part of the problem is T is used to having control over his life and his decisions. This is the first time he feels like things are out of control and he doesn’t know what to do. He thinks life is playing a cruel joke on him. He’s partly right due to the karmic cards I get from my reads. Karma is testing him and so far he’s making the right choices. This is meant to be a lesson to him: you can’t control everything! It’s impossible and life throws curveballs all the time. He’s used to dealing with changes in his career but not his love life.

And I hate what I’m about to say because it sounds awful. But T’s physical presence keeps R under control. However, R’s presence makes T feel more out of control. Two sides of the same coin. R loves having T around because she gets the emotional investment she needs and it calms her down. T is quick to shut down her BS too. J typically ignores R which doesn’t make the problem go away. T addresses the problem and is very stern with R when he feels like she’s obsessing over something. Rather it’s online hate or their kiss, he easily jumps in and handles things when she gets overwhelmed.

Me: I have a question! Who do you think is crazier?

Tarot 2.0: Between R and T? Definitely T.

Me: Really? I think it’s R!

Tarot 2.0: a few reasons I say T! One, we can’t see his craziness because he’s offline and that’s a good thing. R’s crazy is on full display which is the problem. T handles his emotions and obsesses over things privately. He’s a deep thinker and is very chill until he reaches a breaking point. Two, T is feeding into R’s crazy either through text or phone calls. R was acting wild in November, right? She was tweeting and likes things about him and using snowbaird as an excuse. You showed me the tweets. Some of the things she liked were about her coworker. I think she forgets that sometimes. T is a coworker first and everything else second.

T is one of her best friends, sure, but I’m a firm believer that in relationships like R and T’s— the quieter one is usually the one doing the craziest things behind closed doors. The things he does are a lot of hurtful too. T rubs her horrible relationship in her face all the time and laughs about it. Tells her to move on and be professional and throws a tantrum when she says the same things. He can barely say the word friend anytime he has to talk about her but can say he’s in love with her easily. Dissociates anytime the word “buddy” or friend is used by her. Gets drunk at a premiere and lustfully watches her all evening while his family, friends and gf is in the room. Playfully tries to bite R and lifts her up all the time on set. The fact that he laughed when she asked if he was trying to reach for her ass in the first scene let me know this guy is insane. And he’s British so his mind is already out of whack.

What will R and T’s work dynamic be when they have kids? Will R step back most of the time or will t also reduce his or?

Pulled: Queen of Wands

Clarification: Two of Wands

Tarot 2.0: the motherhood card! She will be barefoot, pregnant and be very happy to be home! She’s a Taurus so they love staying home anyways. She will miss working but she will definitely put her kids first for a few years. T will have a harder time deciding to stay home or work which is why I got the two of wands. He will stay home for a bit but have to travel for work after a year or so. They will talk about it but R will tell him to work and she’ll be fine! She’s very supportive and traditional. They’re relationship will be a great place and T will be happy that she’s a supportive wife and mother. It’s very sweet.

How did T and BB's relationship start? Is he a couch surfer?

Pulled: Knight of Swords

Tarot 2.0: calling that man a bum! My type of person! But yes, he’s a semi couch surfer. Rent ain’t cheap and it’s easier to move in with someone. But he’s also not going to live with anyone just for a place to stay. He actually likes BB and he's a theater kid so he’s used to living with people anyways. It’s not a big deal for him. And he’s never home so technically he feels like he doesn’t really live with her anyways. BB comes from money? I’m getting a sense of wealth from her. T is also a risk taker. He feels like getting the worst part of the relationship out of the way first. Living together is the ultimate test and deal breaker. They’ve been together for 2 or so years right? So he must like living with her so she passed that test. It should be interesting with their changing dynamic. Will he stay with her because it’s a routine or will he want his own place now that he has the money? I’m curious to see what their relationship will be like a year from now.

Did BB stay with him for 6 months during the recordings? leaving everything behind to remain like a shadow behind him?

Pulled: The High Priestess (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: No, she definitely wasn’t there for six months. She visited off and on through. And honestly, her presence wasn’t wanted on set. Yikes. T didn’t mind seeing her sometimes but he is fine having R to himself which is crazy since J was on set. Clearly T wasn’t worried about J at all. The disrespect is out of control. I’m also getting a feeling that T didn’t tell R that he was dating someone right away. It was like a secret but not really. He avoided saying it. He probably stuttered over the word gf just like he does with the word friend. And why was she so worried about impressing everyone on set? Like no one cares about you. I’m not even trying to be mean but who cares? Putting your life and work on hold to worry about your bf’s dick is stupid. She’s lucky T has some self control. Not completely but T was more focused on the movie than R’s kitty.

And what is the reason that made BB close to J? Or be the only one she follows out of the entire cast?

Pulled: The Lovers (reversed)

Clarification: Death

Tarot 2.0: This is not an authentic connection. There’s some attraction on J’s part but he’s mostly curious about her relationship with T and keeping an eye on that, making sure they don't break up. He’s hoping they stay together and T is out of his way. BB posts a lot so J is able to keep up with her life and T that way. Seeing the Lovers reversed…hmmm. I’m getting a sense that it's really about R and T since I get the lovers card often for them. J and BB have the same goal which is why they follow each other: keep R and T apart. They’re losers. Pathetic ones too. I don’t mind cool losers but BB and J are such sad individuals. I’m not doing all of this to keep my relationship alive, sorry. If you have to spy on your partners though each other then break up with R and T! They’re very worried about R and T, it’s almost an obsession. And with the death card, J and BB are trying to resist the change in their dynamic. They don’t want zeglyth to be friends at all. Unfortunately R and T are not going to leave each other alone so they have to get used to their partners seeing each other and talking daily. J and BB feel the shift of their relationships because R and T’s connection is so strong. It’s like J and BB are trying to mimic that but you can’t mimic soulmates! Sorry.

*AFTER PCA*

Tarot 2.0: I’m hoping to pull positive cards for R and J tonight! I mean come on! Something good must come up right?

How is R feeling about T right now?

Pulled: The Emperor (reversed)

Clarification: Two of Cups

Tarot 2.0: The Cold War is over. T seems to be talking like normal again! He’s so busy but he’s not ignoring her. R feels better about their friendship right now. It’s still tense and R wants to have a conversation with him but he’s telling her to wait until he’s back in NYC. She’s a little impatient and nagging him so he might have to keep her under control by reminding her that there’s a time in a place for everything. She really can’t let stuff go, can she? He might have to stern with her again.

How is T feeling about R right now?

Pulled: Five of Wands (reversed)

Clarification: Page of Wands

Tarot 2.0: He’s still being passive aggressive towards her but again, they’re back to normal with talking. He’s excited to see her so they might be meeting up soon.

How is R feeling about J right now?

Pulled: Knight of Wands (reversed)

Clarification: Three of Swords (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: I’m honestly shocked. I thought I was going to pull some positive cards for her thoughts on J. He’s distant with her and she’s trying to move past it. Whatever negative feelings she felt last week, she’s moving forward and letting go of her anger towards him. It’s difficult though because he’s reminding her why she’s angry in the first place. She’s feeling optimistic and looking at the bright side of their relationship. Not surpassingly. She’s settling for J at this point.

How is J feeling about R right now?

Pulled: The Tower

Clarification: Knight of Swords (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: J is being very selfish right now and it’s all about him. There’s also a change in his attitude. I don’t know if it’s good or bad but he’s looking for a major change in his and R’s relationship. I won’t be surprised if he asks for a break, not a full break up but a break away from her to “figure things out”.

How is T feeling about J right now?

Pulled: Eight of Swords (reversed)

Clarification: Four of Swords (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: J used to bother T but not anymore. He simply doesn’t care. I’m getting the sense he no longer cares because R and J aren’t going to last anyways. So for him it’s like why waste time being angry at a relationship that will crash and burn?

How is J feeling about T right now?

Pulled: Ace of Swords

Clarification: The Lovers

Tarot 2.0: how interesting. J is happy about his new project and credits T for being a motivator. He sees T as competition (I have to laugh!) but he’s feeling himself lately. Also I pulled the Lovers card for J and BB’s thoughts about Zeglyth yesterday. Same thing here. Something today reminded J of Zeglyth’s strong connection. I’m wondering if R and J called T to tell him about the award and J gave T a quick life update about his project and T was happy for him. Then R told T about the award and how the ceremony went so they had an easy conversation with all three of them chatting. J felt their soulmate connection.

What will the general public think about zeglyth when(if 😔) they are in a relationship?

Pulled: Queen of Swords (reversed)

Clarification: Justice and The Hermit (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: The public will see her as toxic for a while. But that’s not unusual because of the situation. People will accuse her of cheating on J, his fangirls will be bitter, and jealous. I got the Hermit which is definitely T, he will feel the disconnect from the public but won’t let it affect him too much. Another karma card in terms of Justice. So eventually the public’s opinion will heavily swing their way. It will be rough in the beginning but R and T will rise to power after a few months of public scrutiny. A red carpet appearance will immediately make people swoon.

Is R going to act the way she's acting now when she's with T?

Pulled: The Hierophant (reversed)

Clarification: Page of Pentacles (reversed) and Seven of Pentacles

Tarot 2.0: T will shut it down. He doesn’t play games with this type of stuff. She will feel like he’s trying to box her in and limit her social media freedom (something J doesn’t do) but he’s not dealing with her online BS. However, he will be patient with her and it will be rough at first. She will definitely want to talk about him 24/7 and he will value privacy. They’ll get into small arguments over it but nothing too serious and she eventually listens and overshare sometimes.

Are R and J trying to present themselves as a power couple to the general public? Are there people behind the scenes who are pushing them to do this?

Pulled: The Sun

Clarification: The Magician and The High Priestess (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: Yes, they are pushing for the power couple status hard. However, Dummy 1 and 2, don’t realize that you can’t create a power couple. It naturally happens. You can’t force fans to see you as a power couple. They think they can magically make that happen and that’s not how it works. Another karmic card. R needs to break this bad cycle now. She has bad karma coming her way if she’s not careful.

How will shoving J in the public eye affect Rs career?

Pulled: Four of Wands (reversed)

Clarification: Seven of Wands (reversed) and Eight of Pentacles

Tarot 2.0: there’s a disconnect here for long term goals. She’s doing it because she genuinely wants him to succeed so they rise together and he’s doing it to be successful on his own. She’s working hard to make their relationship as perfect as possible. For him, the relationship is just a bonus, he’s after a great career before love.

Is that tea on the blog real? I would like for her to read the “tea” that was sent to you and see if its true, and how things are going behind the scenes with the career push, pr shit, industry fans etc

Pulled: Six of Pentacles (reversed)

Clarification: Ace of Cups and Knight of Swords (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: a few things here. There’s a lot of lies mixed in with the truth. Or exaggerated truths.

It’s absolutely false that R is using T’s friendship for her personal gain. She knew he would be popular and successful but genuinely loves him and values his friendship. However, she loves the attention she gets from saying his name. Does she use his name to get attention? Yes but she’s not using T just for that. She would never do that. I’ve never got that vibe from any of the readings. The first card I pulled for them was the Lovers card so I knew it was real. She was more blind sided with the fact that people don’t like J as much. She thought her two men would have equal value in the public’s eyes.

It’s true that J was supposed to be launched with her during TBOSAS. But he’s not well received by the public which shocks R. She thought Sejanus was his breakout role but it wasn’t. She thought the 3 of them would be very successful. But it’s just her and T. That’s why she’s pushing Lucy Gray and Sejanus. She thought Sejanus would be more beloved too but no one cares.

The spotlight back on her and J is true as well. But that’s the obvious isn’t it? She can’t talk about T forever so she gradually has to stop talking about him and go back to herself and J. This isn’t a cause of concern for me because this was expected anyways. She’s just out of touch that no one wants to hear about J. I’m saying this from an unbiased perspective as someone who doesn’t care about these people but she should be catering to her neutral fans. She has a lot of fans who don’t care about Zeglyth, T, J, etc and are there for her projects? Why is she catering to a small portion of her online fandom? J and T are irrelevant in terms of her actual career.

Some of the fans are industry people. Semi true but exaggerated. Some fans definitely work in the industry and love her. Her push is organic though. J is along for the ride because R wants him to be. Some of her fans don’t care about him but recognize that he’s in her life so they accept him as her boyfriend. Nothing more. J doesn’t have real fans of his own right now and they think his next project will help with that.

They didn’t expect T to blow up like that? False. They knew he was going to be white boy of the month and be the new heartthrob. So that’s a lie that they were caught off guard. T was slightly caught off guard but R was telling him for months he was going to blow up, he didn’t believe her really until it actually happened.

Absolutely correct about T and his career. Fierce competition and he’s using his networking opportunities wisely.

And the last statement about J. Exaggerated truth. J wants to be the leading man but will he be a star? No. They’re using that word too loosely nowadays. It will launch him because it’s a Ryan Murphy project but will he gain a lot of recognition for it? No, not really. If he does, it will be for a short period of time but nothing will come of it. They’re right about him having a unique look though. In my unbiased opinion, the edger aesthetic might do the trick like they anticipate. If it works, he will gain some popularity.

R didn’t expect Zeglyth to blow up. She doesn’t understand it actually which is funny since she feeds into that ship. She knew T would be popular but the public wanting her with T was not in the game plan at all. She’s delusional if she thought J was going to be on that level. I’m starting to notice a pattern here. She stupidly thinks T and J are interchangeable. Her thinking is “if you love T, you will love J!” And that’s not how it works! She believes the public will view them how she views them. She loves them both but the public only loves T. Womp womp.

Has Tom decided to move away from Rachel and Josh forever?

Pulled: Knight of Swords

Clarification: Eight of Pentacles and Five of Swords

Tarot 2.0: J? He doesn’t care. For R? No, he will always talk to her even if they go for a long time without talking. They will always pick up where they left off. It’s never a forever thing with them.

Will R and T conversation still happen?

Pulled: The Hierophant (reversed)

Clarification: Death and Five of Wands

Tarot 2.0: A change will happen after they talk. Their conversation will be filled with small arguments and disagreements but more aggressive and playful banter than anything. It’s their usual communication style. A few issues won’t be resolved and they will leave with some unspoken truths. But overall, they always flirt and be petty towards each other in person so they will walk away with a more positive outlook on the future.

Why is Rachel so stupid? Combine her career with her boyfriend.

Pulled: Two of Cups (reversed)

Clarification: The Emperor and King of Wands

Tarot 2.0: Right away, it's never a good sign when I ask about a women's career and I get male focused cards. This relationship is very codependent and she relies on him heavily. J holds on the power in this relationship and she allows him to. What a sad life she has.

Will Josh succeed?

Pulled: The Sun

Clarification: The Hanged Man (reversed) and Page of Wands (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: He will have his moment in the spotlight but it will lead to nowhere. A lot of dead end projects that will take him nowhere.

Clarify the mess that was the tea post, the horrible speech at PCA and how things are now.

Pulled: Eight of Wands (reversed)

Clarification: Five of Pentacles and Two of Cups

Tarot 2.0: Nothing new. R is emotionally immature. It’s her and J against the world. She showed the world that J is her man and she’s happy that she won her award. She’s on cloud nine right now.

HOW DID T FEEL ABOUT Rs SPEECH?! And her win? And J being there?

Pulled: Ace of Wands

Clarification: Two of Pentacles and The High Priestess (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: T knew J was going to be there so he doesn’t care. He feels like he’s a better boyfriend but he’s frustrated with her right now. He’s not mad or upset, more disappointed.

Who are these industry friends with horrible advice?

Pulled: Seven of Wands (reversed)

Clarification: Page of Wands (reversed) and Three of Wands

Tarot 2.0: Industry friends are in denial about J and defensive over R. They’re also tired of defending J. They want R to focus on the future projects and less on J. I think everyone is feeling burned out by the drama but they use J to get her attention so they have themselves to blame.

Does Rachel's family really accept Josh or do they tolerate it because Rachel brings the money?

Pulled: Four of Cups

Clarification: Queen of Pentacles (reversed) and Five of Wands

Tarot 2.0: they’re indifferent towards J. They believe she has better options than him but they support that R loves him so they don’t want to step in. They absolutely are not saying anything because of R’s status and money. They are conflicted and there may have been arguments over J but R doesn’t listen to her family.

The question is when and how long is T willing to wait??

Pulled: King of Pentacles

Clarification: Knight of Wands (reversed) and Ten of Wands (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: oh no! I’m actually sad for him. He’s willing to wait a while since he thinks she’s worth it. However, he won’t put his life on pause. He’s waiting but not really waiting at the same time. His attitude is “I want to be with you but you have a lot of maturing to do so I’m going to continue to live my life without interruptions and if I meet someone else, that’s okay too.” He will have moments where he grows very impatient with waiting and feels like letting her go. Not anytime soon but in 3 years? 5 years? High possibility.

Why is T playing the long game?

Pulled: Knight of Wands (reversed)

Clarification: The Tower (reversed) and Ace of Cups (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: No but he has no choice! Oh, this makes more sense. He’s right. He’s forced to wait and play the long game because of the situation. Even if they break up with J and BB today, they can’t be together due to optics. He refuses to get involved in any unnecessary drama and cheating scandals. T’s trying not to be reckless in any decisions he makes. I think that’s why he’s willing to wait so long. They need time for their relationships to pass and be single before they get together. And she needs to grow up. He’s not expecting that to happen anytime soon so he’s forced to wait.

What does Tom want to talk about with Rachel ? Tarot made it clear that these are very difficult and important things... would you have any ideas?

Pulled: Three of Wands (reversed)

Clarification: Wheel of Fortune (reversed) and King of Pentacles (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: Another karma card. Yikes. A few very important issues here:

What does R want from him? T is confused by this one. I’m also getting that she called him a few weeks ago overly emotional about something and he didn’t know how to handle it. Maybe she called him after his bday and he didn’t want to hear it so he told her to call him when she gets “her feelings in check”. Lol, I like this guy. She didn’t like what he said so she was angry and he asked her “where’s J?” and hung up the phone. Ouch. No wonder he was the devil for a while.

He has a gf, other friends and a life. He’s not dropping everything for her like he did for the past 2 years. He could help her on a movie set and they would speak daily but he can’t do that anymore. His attitude is, why not go to your bf about it?

Boundaries. When he’s back in NYC, he will not spend all his time with her. I don’t know if she’s expecting that but he will be focused on other things. He wants to make that clear to her immediately.

Talk to the dog, your family, other friends or your man about it! That’s his general attitude towards her now. R gets an euphoric feeling from being with T and then will run off to be with her bf. T is very bitter about that and R isn’t being cruel on purpose but he hates it. He’s not dealing with her emotional immaturity. They communicate a lot better in person so he wants to say these things as nicely as possible.

The expectations of their long-distance friendship. He refuses to have her call, FaceTime and text him on her BS. He can handle her depression and other issues in person but he’s not dealing with her while he’s working on another project. He’s going to give her a list of rules or maybe his schedule so she knows when he’s going to be unavailable and not throw a tantrum when he doesn’t speak to her. He’s starting to realize that he has to be stern with her or she won’t get it.

Are R and T going to work together in another movie? What would it be like ?

Pulled: The World (reversed)

Clarification: Knight of Pentacles (reversed) and Five of Wands (reversed)

Tarot 2.0: right now, it’s a definite no. Things can change in the future but right now the timing is very wrong. T is a great costar to have and she will realize how easy she had it with him soon enough.

And their karmic connection is unbalanced. R needs to get her karma in order before Zeglyth can do another movie. R, focus on your career and less on cheesy dick.

#my post #tarot 2.0 #written in the stars

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swoosbadfuture · 27 days

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ian mckinley (FD3) is autistic here's why

i orginally wrote this for twitter for autism awareness day but my friend said to post it on tumblr so . throws this to the masses no particular order im kinda just rambling . i have autism myself a lot of this will be relating to My personal exprience being autistic and why Ian sticks out to me and is a character I feel seen by :) -- Ian seems to have low empathy for others. Not that he doesn't care - he very much does and I will get to that too - but rather he struggles to relate to people on an emotional level prefering to use logic instead of emotion. Hell his first line in the movie is he alongside Erin trying to reassure Wendy that she'll be fine on the rollercoaster.

Though unlike Jason, their approach is more logic and reason based. Using facts and logic to communicate their point > saying something like "hey, it's okay to feel scared, but you'll be fine". And like many autistic people including myself who do this it's kinda regarded as him being rude/a smartass by those around him. When his intentions were entirely the opposite and he was actually just trying to be helpful.

Something personally I relate to a lot. I've been told countless times that I "don't need to be a smartass" when just trying to use logic to deflate a problem because, to me, it makes more sense than being emotional about it.

Ian trying to find logic in things is shown again in the scene where Wendy and Kevin come to warn he and Erin about death's design. Ian is completely opposed to the idea that death could possibly be a thinking or feeling entity. Again he isn't trying to be a smartass or be sassy about it, just trying to work out what the fuck Wendy and Kevin are on about because to him? It makes no logical sense.

He's very rooted in his beliefs and even when he choses to humour Wendy and Kevin he still takes a logical approach and tries to make sense of it in a way that makes sense to him. Even coming up with a solution that would seem most logical.

And yet again, he's treated like a bit of an asshole for it. It's not like he grabbed Wendy and shook her and told her to die no he just accepts this. He might have low empathy but he's still understanding.

Ian actually seems to care a lot about people. Especially Erin, who he's closest to in the movie, but this care extends even to Ashley and Ashlyn. Who he very likely wasn't friends with judging by how he and Erin laugh at them when they try to invite Wendy to the tanning salon.

But he cares, still, and has a very strong sense of justice. His interruption at the funeral is a prime example of this. You can see him dwelling on it for a moment before he speaks. He's not speaking up because he wants the attention, he's not trying to cause drama, he's just upset. Because to him, even as people who he wasn't close with, Ashley and Ashlyn's deaths were unfair and the fact that someone is trying to suggest otherwise just set him off.

If he was doing it for attention or to cause drama he would've put up more of a fight when Kevin and Lewis got him to leave. But he doesn't. He's probably pretty aware that what he did was wrong but the need to speak up outweighed that in the moment. Something again that I can relate to heavily. If something is unfair you will know about it. And people with autism often have strong senses of justice.

Ian also has very few people he's close with. Erin being his closest friend possibly even Only. Hence why her death impacted him as much as he did. He may not have been Wendy's best friend or anything but he did trust her and get along with her. So when Erin dies - a death that only occurs because Wendy interrupted his death causing it to skip to Erin - it feels like a betrayal. An injustice against someone he cared deeply about.

And that feeling of betrayal coupled with the fact Erin died so awfully is what drives him to act so irrationally.

His whole thing at the tricentennial was almost like a meltdown or at the very least an all-reason-out-the-window moment and god as someone who's autistic and frequently misunderstood by people / misunderstanding people leading to moments of severe anger and lashing out... i get it man i get you Ian.

Think. Erin died horribly less than 24 hours ago. It's fresh in his mind. He's focused so so heavily on Wendy being there, thinking about how unfair it is. Wondering "Why could Wendy save me but not Erin?". He's acting irrationally, he isn't thinking. Hell he sounds like he's on the verge of crying. And again I get it I GET that. When I feel something wrong has been done to me / someone I love I tend to fixate on that person and place blame onto them and act very irrationally about it.

Lastly I'm also 99% sure Ian never makes direct eye contact with anyone in this movie for longer than 5 seconds. So.

He's just a bit silly and him being autistic means a lot 2 me. end of thread . god hes just like me for real.

#autism awareness day #final destination #final destination 3 #ian mckinley #ian final destination #literally THE autistic character #the autistic rep I needed #hes so silly #horror movies

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For the last few days, I’ve been getting really into How To Dance In Ohio and, my goodness, I adore the cast EP and have watched and re-watched every YouTube video about it I can! But, from what I could find, there isn’t a Wiki page or anything like that with information about the characters! If you can, I would love to know some fun facts (maybe pronouns, likes, dislikes, whatever else!) about the seven lovely autistic people we follow in the show!

I’m hoping to see it sometime next year! 💛

Hey there!

The Wikipedia page does exist, although it's still pretty sparse as the show is still in previews and there are rules about what the updates are allowed to be. Everything has to be substantiated by a published article on an established platform or a first-person interview.

Here's the character breakdown from the Equity Principal Audition, with some of my own notes added for context. I've included some of the nicknames we've come up with for the characters also, some of which are canon.

Johanna: 40s-50s, she/her, powerful mezzo-soprano. Caroline’s mother, perky and positive, keeps a watchful eye over her daughter, artsy mom vibes. (Note: it's pronounced "yo-HAH-na.") Also known as: Jo-Jo (pronounced "yo-yo;" not canon) Currently: played by Darlesia Cearcy, and understudied by Marina Pires. (Note also: Darlesia's name is pronounced Dar-LEE-see-ah.) Fun fact: Darlesia isn't much of a public social media user, but when I looked her up on Twitter, this is the first thing that popped up, from her time in Shuffle Along. If I were her, I wouldn't even bother with a headshot and resume anymore, I'd just hand casting directors a copy of that tweet. It pretty much says it all.

Terry: 40s-50s, she/her, powerful mezzo-soprano. Jessica’s mother, patient, loves leopard print, gives her daughter lots of space, cool mom vibes. Also known as: Ter-Bear. (not canon) Currently: played by Haven Burton, and understudied by Marina Pires. Fun fact: Haven plays my mom but she's only seven years older than me in real life. Marina P is four years younger than me. Best of all: when we were premiering in Syracuse, this role was also covered by an SU junior (Elana Babbit). She didn't get to go on, but if she had, I would've had a mother who was almost half my age!

Michael: 40s-50s, he/him, mid to high tenor. Marideth’s father, blue-collar, doing his best, is anxious in new social settings. Also plays: "Derrick," a pharmacy technician employee at Columbus Community College, who has a brief interaction with Caroline (and may or may not be a murderer). Currently: played by Nick Gaswirth, and understudied by Martín Solá.

Amy: 40s-50s, she/her, soprano. Drew’s mother, cultured, a housewife with a master’s degree, adept at managing her husband and son’s needs. Also plays: Shauna Parks, a super hawtt reporter from the Columbus Gazette. Currently: played by Melina Kalomas and understudied by Marina Pires.

Kurt: 40s-50s, he/him, mid to high baritone. Drew’s father, white-collar, conservative, a bit formal, has high expectations for Drew. Also plays: Hawkins, Mel's manager at Paws and Claws Pet Shop, who's kind of a douchebag, and Rick Jenkins, a blogger (not a reporter) who has no idea how to write about disability with any shred of respect. Currently: played by Carlos L. Encinias--who calls his collection of roles "The Villain Track" though I assure you is an exquisitely kind and funny anti-villain in real life--and understudied by Martín Solá.

Dr. Emilio Amigo: to play 50s, he/him, high baritone, Cuban-American. A clinical psychologist, founder and director of Amigo Family Counseling, great at his job, charismatic, full of empathy, recently divorced, at a crossroads. Currently: played by Caesar Samayoa, and understudied by Martín Solá and Carlos L. Encinias.

Ashley Amigo: to play 22, she/her, mezzo-soprano with a strong mix, of Cuban-American. Amigo’s daughter, a dancer recovering from an injury, is at a crossroads. Currently: played by Cristina Sastre, and understudied by Marina Pires and Marina Jansen.

Drew: 18, he/him, mid to high tenor, autistic. He needs structure, a bit formal, knows a lot about electricity and electrical grids, is looking for deeper connections in life, possibly romantic, on track to go to his dream college. Also known as: Drewby (by his mom; canon) Currently: played by Liam Pearce and understudied by Collin Hancock, Jean Christian Barry, and Hunter Hollingsworth.

Marideth: 18, she/her, alto with a strong mix, autistic. Raised by a single dad, loves to research facts, hates shoelaces, doesn’t like to be touched, is anxious in new social settings. Also known as: Wolf (not canon) Currently: played by Madison Kopec, and understudied by Marina Jansen and Ayanna Nicole Thomas. Fun fact: Marideth isn't the first canonically autistic character originated by Madison Kopec. I first heard of them back in 2019 when they were cast as Emma in a reading of a new musical called Indigo, which eventually had its world premiere last summer in (funnily enough) Ohio.

Caroline: 19, she/her, soprano with a strong mix, autistic. Perky and positive, goes to community college, is best friends with Jessica but is obsessed with her boyfriend. Also known as: Menace (not canon) Currently: played by Amelia Fei, and understudied by Ayanna Nicole Thomas and Marina Jansen.

Jessica: 20, she/her, full-voiced mezzo-soprano, autistic. Wants to live on her own, loves fantasy but is surprisingly practical, has a flair for drama. Also known as: Rachel Berry (obviously not canon as that's copyright infringement) Currently: played by Ashley Wool (yours truly) and understudied by Ayanna Nicole Thomas and Marina Jansen. Fun fact: Lol. 20. That's adorable. I'm absolutely not 20.

Mel: 24, she/he/they, earthy alto, autistic. The oldest member of the group, a seeker into self-help and mindfulness, a natural leader, works at a pet shop. Also known as: Head of Reptiles (technically canon, but we also just like to imagine Mel as a mythical creature with a reptilian head) Currently: played by Imani Russell and understudied by Marina Jansen and Ayanna Nicole Thomas. Fun fact: way back in 2021, when they were casting the first reading of the show, my agent at the time submitted me for Mel--the character was initially conceived as a cis woman on the breakdown--but I had already gotten a callback for Jessica from my self-submission, and I had a gut feeling that there was somebody better out there for Mel. I couldn't have been more right--after Imani was cast, it was largely thanks to their creativity, insight and influence that Mel evolved into the distinctive non-binary icon (non-bicon?) we know and love today.

Remy: 18+ to play 16, he/she/they, mid to high tenor, autistic. Into cosplay, makes a How-To costume and makeup tutorial videos online. Currently: played by Desmond Luis Edwards, and understudied by Jean Christian Barry, Ayanna Nicole Thomas, and Hunter Hollingsworth. Fun fact: Dez's involvement in HTDIO is the ultimate "Cinderella story." In 2021, Jacob Yandura was running a summer camp in Florida, and Dez was a student there; upon finding out Dez was autistic, Jacob said, "hey, I think you'd be a good fit for this musical I'm writing." The first time I heard Dez sing at the rehearsals for the reading, I was like, "you're SEVENTEEN?! I quit." How many actors out there go from their third high school musical DIRECTLY to Broadway? Another fun fact: Dez created all the cosplay designs we used onstage in the Syracuse production. Check out his art account here!

Tommy: 22, he/him, mid to high baritone, autistic. Funny, self-conscious, studying to get his driver’s license. Currently: played by Conor Tague, and understudied by Hunter Hollingsworth, Collin Hancock, and Jean Christian Barry. Fun fact: In real life, Conor does not drive and is staunchly anti-driving.

Ok, I gotta shower and head to the theater for work notes, but I'll happily add more later!

#how to dance in ohio #broadway #actually autistic #musical theatre #spectrum club 7 #musicals #character breakdown

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did you ppl calling rockwild shippers delusional or wearing "shipper goggles"? do you ship them, and what do you think about the kiss?

I have not, so I suppose that means I follow kind people. The delusional insult is always rude AF to me, but it's common in any fandom. I've been in DC and Marvel fandoms for many years. Yikes! As someone who likes all 3 campaigns, I never understand the competitiveness between ships/story lines. They're different stories with their own messy chapters. People are allowed to like or dislike something if they so choose. Doesn't mean you need to throw other ship and/or other character under the bus.

The shipper goggles thing is funny. Just because someone is a shipper and I most definitely am, doesn't mean we can't see the value of story telling or the value in characters as individual people. I'm an editor and a writer. You got to see the forest for the trees, but also know where your landmarks are. Meaning understand the grander scheme while also pruning/tending to elements that help your story progress.

Of course I still ship Callowmoore/Rockwild. The kiss was fun and tbh, I was waiting it. Those who claim "Fearne didn't have to process./ [gasp] Fearne was manipulated" After she says, "Well, now I don't know if I wanna put this in there." It's surface level, but that little bit of inner conflict of "Oh! I did like that, but I also made them a promise." Is that not at least the start of processing? Ashley said on 4-Sided Dive and in game as Fearne, "The shard should go to Ashton" /paraphrase. She may not have understood the effects. Neither did Ashton, but they had a plan -- albeit a costly and not so smart, but they knew.

IMO, The kiss response from Ashton was what I figured from a character who has a charisma of 6. It's messy and imperfect, but that's true to character story telling.

@i-am-shitpost brought up several good points about was "Last one you'll fucking get" (paraphrase) a thought for themself. (x)

Also very common for Taliesin characters I suppose. If you love Perc'ahlia you know.

That said, Ashton owes Fearne, FCG and Bell's Hells as a whole an apology. I hope that when they do, they carry that lesson and continue figuring who they want to be.

I just keep picturing Fearne picking up FCG to be at Ash's height when they both give him shit. And Fearne walks away with FCG in search for some Courage or Green Tier whiskey within Whitestone.

#personal #callowmoore #fcg #cr3 #cr meta #cr spoilers

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thoughts on dcas e7:

tom+jake+aiden

god this season is doing such a good job with jake. after last episode it'd make so much sense for him to just be jealous and upset, but instead he's genuinely trying to communicate. and literally saying "you always wanted me to do this, so i'm trying, please talk to me" is like. really good.

idk for sure but it does feel like tom's lying about the boyfriend. at the very least, not giving any more information (valid choice if it's true given they're on tv and that ruined his life in s1) makes it seem like he's lying, which sucks for jake because at this point he is doing everything right.

not really surprised that aiden's mad at jake about it given he and tom are friends and he and jake don't know each other, but it is a little disappointing given how clearly (to the audience) jake is Trying His Best

also i do kind of love that this very much could have been the end of it if it weren't for ellie intentionally fucking it up.

villains alliance

i fully forgot that alec didn't know about the letters. of course he didn't, he would absolutely have taken it seriously because he's the only person in the alliance trying to make it work. i do think it's funny that he and riya had a conversation about it without even checking if anyone was listening tho.

gabby finding out was inevitable, ever since the "ellie would've told me line" but i do feel bad for her. i'm worried this is going to backfire on tess tho, since she offered to talk to ellie first. their relationship is really sweet and it makes sense for the game to mess it up, but yeah :(

magenta team

prediction from last time: "if it's magenta team it's probably fiore, which makes me think it won't be magenta team." well i was half right!

i love fiore so much and i'm sad to see her go, but honestly i really really love what they're doing with jake here.

like the theme of his character is Trust Issues, and in s1 that was a lot more lashing out at people over tiny slights which was not the most likable trait. but now he's learned that that's not healthy and is trying to correct it, but the core issue is still there. the fear and worry at being hurt or abandoned hasn't gone away, he's just not externalizing it as much.

like i genuinely don't think ashley is wrong for hanging out with ally, not eliminating ally, not picking up on the severity of jake's anxieties, etc. in fact i think kicking ally out would've made it worse, bc what he needs more than immediate reassurance that he's her ultimate bestie is to build up resistance to the fear of abandonment- being able to experience the worry and have it turn out okay without needing ashley to do something dramatic will help demonstrate that it doesn't have to be as big of a deal as his relationship trauma is telling him.

but also i get it. and i'm not worried about ashley turning on him, but i do think he's not going to handle it well bc he needs to be liked so bad and is not having a good time.

other thoughts

yellow team took more of a backseat this episode (besides the villains alliance thing, but that was a bit more ellie focused), but yul continues to be the world's shittiest boyfriend. grett has grown so so much since s1 and it's gonna hurt so bad when this gets exposed i know it :(

#trevek confirmed ig, still kind of largely ignoring it for personal reasons.

predictions

cyan team should be high focus next episode, mainly bc of the villains thing. i think it's likely ellie will react badly to being confronted about it, and i can see it causing team tension esp with gabby. if they end up having elimination i don't really see ellie surviving at this point? mostly because tom and aiden are already biased against her and while i can see gabby sticking with her i don't think she could convince tess.

i don't think magenta will be up for elimination again, mainly because i think their current drama needs some time to marinate. ashley won't turn on jake unless he gives her a Really Good reason, and i don't see that happening in a single episode. and if they take ally out that kills the tension of jake not knowing how it'll go. so that (along with them having the smallest team) has me leaning against them.

if it's yellow, it's probably yul. riya and alec have not been subtle about their dislike, and there's no longer a non-villain option. i guess if grett hasn't figured out his act by then it could be a tie (in which case i think yulgrett would vote for riya, and yul would win the tiebreaker for narrative purposes (it not making sense for him to go home before being exposed to grett)), but it could go differently. i think it's more likely to be cyan tho.

i should note i have no idea when to expect the merge. it feels too soon right now though.

also! i don't really think tess is in danger (although as team mediator and the tiebreaker between gabellie and tomaiden, she is the obvious candidate for getting out via trickery), but i do think she might be out soon- mainly, i'm expecting ally to be the one from her trio that lasts the longest, and i'm really interested to see how she reacts to tess elimination vs hunter. i also think it'd be interesting if tess gets out before they get much of a chance to catch up, and how that would affect things. anyways not likely to be next episode but i can maybe see that coming up at some point.

also also! i will very much enjoy seeing alec's response to fiore's elimination :3c (not that there will be one, of course, because he does not care :3c)

#frog.txt #disventure camp #disventure camp spoilers

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Teenager! Tangerine x Teenager! Reader- Highschool Sweethearts

This is a story about when Lemon and Tangerine were teenagers. There are some references to the actual film and I had to make up their real names since their actual names are unknown (for now, I want a series or a film about those two!)

Every teenage girl had her insecurities and in Secondary School, it only gets worse. Especially at the age of fourteen, which is exactly how old Y/N was. She did have friends who would tell her that she was perfect the way she was, but the other girls thought otherwise and would always give her shit for… well… absolutely nothing! They just liked to hate on her because she was prettier than them.

“Ugh! I honestly hate her! She’s such a bitch!” Her friend, Daisy, rubbed her back and said, “You’re better than her! You’re smart, friendly and funny! Boys do like that in a girl”. Y/N looked at her friends, who all nodded. Caitlin, Daisy and Laura were her best friends. “Yeah… I suppose. But I wish Ashley would stop making me feel like shit every chance she gets. It’s really getting on my nerves—?!”

Then they heard some arguing and looked behind them to find two very fit boys talking to one another. “If you talk about Thomas the Tank Engine one more time, I’m gonna punch you in the fucking face!” “Okay, okay… calm down! I won’t talk about it again… for today anyway”, the other boy said, following him. “Luke… you won’t talk about it, period! It’s bloody embarrassing!” “But Elliot, that’s how I read people”. “Does it look like I give a fuck?!”

“Oh wow! I heard about them!”, Caitlin said to her friends with a smile. “Who are they?”, Y/N asked. “Elliot and Luke from the year above. Apparently, they’re brothers in Foster Care. Elliot has a right soldier’s mouth and Luke is into Thomas the Tank Engine. But they are fit”, Laura said. Daisy then looked at Y/N, who was blushing heavily. “Ohhh… you like one of them, don’t you~?” “Shut it!!!”

While walking through school, Y/N sighed as she held her books to her chest, only for someone to push her shoulder. She dropped all of her books and she glared back at Ashley, who laughed at her. “Hey! Are you alright?!” She looked up and found Elliot standing there. “Um… yeah. That bitch just shoved me”, she growled. He frowned and mumbled, “I hate girls like that. Anyway, let me help you”.

He helped her with her books and asked, “Where were you heading?” “The library. I need to study for the upcoming test”. He nodded and rubbed the back of his neck. “Well, if you want, I can help you”. Y/N’s eyes lit up. “Really?” Elliot smiled and nodded before saying, “Yeah… I need to study as well. What are you studying?” “Maths, my worst subject”. He smiled and said, “Well, I’m quite good, so I can help you”.

While the two were studying, Caitlin, Daisy and Laura all walked in to see how it was going. “Why did they have to add the alphabet? I just don’t get it!”, Y/N complained. Elliot laughed and then leaned over to show her how to solve a problem. “I think he likes her…”, Daisy whispered. “You’re telling me, and look at how pink her cheeks are”, Laura giggled. “Y/N are those your friends over there?” She looked over and sighed. “Just kill me now”.

“Hey… what’s got your knickers in a twist?”, he asked. She sighed and mumbled, “It’s Ashley. She likes to think she’s better than everyone else because she comes from a rich family. But… she’s just a fucking slag”. “Yeah… ‘slag’ is right. And she’s so fake it’s… fucking mental. You should see her in class”, he said before looking at her. “Sorry, I’ve got a bit of a sailor’s mouth…”. She shook her head. “It’s okay. I don’t mind”. He smiled back at her.

After school, Elliot and Luke were walking home together. “So, who’s the girl?” Elliot gave his brother a confused look. “What?” “You can’t hide anything from me. You have a small on your face, which means you have a crush on someone. So, who is she?”, Luke asked. He gave up and rubbed the back of his neck. “A girl from the year below. Her name is Y/N. We were studying together… that’s all”, he told him, when he saw her with her friends.

Luke waved a hand over his face and smiled. “Oh, you’re definitely in love. Just ask her out already!” “I barely know her… I don’t want to make a mistake. Especially after that last bitch a dated”, Elliot said sadly. “Yeah, she was definitely a Diesel”. Then he glared at Luke before asking, “What did I say about talking about Thomas?” “That you’d punch me in the face. But am I ever wrong?” “… No”.

During the weekend, Y/N decided to go to the park to walk her dog, when she saw Elliot playing football with a few of the other boys from school. She giggled and continued walking when her dog started growling, while staring at the ball. “Hey… don’t you dare—! Woah!” She fell to the floor and watched her German Shepherd interrupt their game. “Oh, for heaven’s sake! Get back here!!!”, she shouted.

Elliot gently calmed the dog down and Y/N ran over before saying, “I’m so sorry! He goes mad whenever he sees a ball!” He laughed and said, “It’s okay”. “Yeah… but you might wanna keep that dog under control”, one of the other boys said. She sighed and mumbled, “He’s trained”. “Yeah! But it just ruined our game!” Elliot stood up as soon as Y/N held onto her dogs leash again. “Back off, alright! It’s just a game! Come on… I’ll take you home Y/N”.

While walking to her house, Y/N said, “I really am sorry about this one”. “It’s alright… don’t about it. Has he always been like that?”, Elliot asked. “Yeah, ever since he was a puppy. If he saw a ball, he would go straight for it! We tried to train him out of it… but nothing seemed to work”, she told him. He chuckled and then looked away before holding her hand just when they arrived at her house. “Th-This is me”.

He nodded and looked at her, before letting go of her hand. “Well… I’ll see you at school then”. “See you at school then”. She watched as he walked away, making her pout. “Hey! Y/N!” She looked back at him and he ran back before gently taking her face into his hands. Then he kissed her, causing her eyes to widen in shock. But then she closed her, kissing him back. He pulled away and asked, “You wanna go out?” “Sure… I’d love to”.

That Sunday, he waited for her at the park and found her wearing a sundress. “H-Hi…!” He stood up and smiled. “Hi. You look… beautiful”. She giggled and he held her hand before kissing her head. “Alright lovely, where do you wanna go?” She giggled nervously and said, “Nowhere really… I just want to get to know you a little better”. He nodded and smiled before saying, “Well, my name is Elliot and—!” “Don’t start from the very beginning!”, she told him, making him laugh.

Present Day…

“And that’s how Mum and Dad met and fell in love~!”, Cherry said happily to her children, Peach, Apricot and Clementine. Her girls were both fascinated, while her son just gagged. “Mum! That’s gross!”, he complained. “No it’s not! It’s romantic!”, she said happily. Lemon, who just so happened to be in the room, sighed and said, “I agree with Apricot. And I was there. You two were so sweet, it almost made me vomit”. Tangerine then hit him over the head.

“At least she didn’t go any further—!”

“No one needs to hear about your wedding or honeymoon! That’s just straight up nasty!”

END

#bullet train #bullet train tangerine #bullet train lemon #tangerine x reader #lemon and tangerine

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"Manic" by Halsey Sentence Starters

ASHLEY

"I can't remember why the decision wasn't mine."

"It seems I'm only clinging to an idea now."

"Took my heart and sold it out to a vision that I wrote myself."

"Someday, when I burst into flames, I'll leave you the dust."

"I told you I'd spill my guts."

"Seems like now it's impossible to work this out."

"I'm so committed to an old ghost town."

"Is it really that strange if I always wanna change?"

"If only the time and space between us wasn't lonely."

"I'd disintegrate into a thousand pieces."

"Think I'm making a mistake."

"But if I decide to break, who will fill the empty space?"

"I told you I'd ride this out."

"It's getting harder every day."

"Somehow, I'm bursting out of my self."

CLEMENTINE

"In my world, the people on the street don't know my name."

"In my world, I'm seven feet tall."

"In my world, I'm constantly having a breakthrough. Or a breakdown. Or a blackout."

"Would you make out with me underneath the shelter of the balcony?"

"I don't need anyone."

"I just need everyone and then some."

"Wish I could see what it's like to be the blood in my veins."

"Can you feel it too when I am touching you?"

"Left my shoes in the street so you'd carry me."

"Would you make out with me on the floor of the mezzanine?"

"I left my daydreams at the gate because I just can't take them too."

"Know my heart still has a suitcase, but I still can't take it through."

GRAVEYARD

"It's crazy when the thing you love the most is the detriment."

"Let that sink in."

"The hand you wanna hold is a weapon and you're nothing but skin."

"I keep digging myself down deeper."

"I won't stop 'til I get where you are."

"They say I may be making a mistake."

"I would've followed all the way, no matter how far."

"I would've followed all the way to the graveyard."

"You push right through me."

"It's funny how the warning signs can feel like they're butterflies."

YOU SHOULD BE SAD

"I gotta get it off my chest."

"Got no anger, got no malice. Just a little bit of regret."

"Know nobody else will tell you, so there's some things I gotta say."

"You're not half the man/woman you think that you are."

"I'm so glad I never ever had a baby with you."

"You can't love nothing unless there's something in it for you."

"I feel so sorry, I feel so sad."

"I tried to help you, it just made you mad."

"I had no warning about who you are."

"I'm just glad I made it out without breaking down, and then ran so fucking far."

"I really meant well from the start."

"Take a broken man/woman right in my hands and then put back all his/her parts."

"You can't fill the hole inside of you with money, girls, and cars."

"You should be sad."

FOREVER ... (IS A LONG TIME)

"I spent a long time watering a plant made out of plastic."

"I cursed the ground for growing green."

"I spent a long time substituting honest with sarcastic."

"I cursed my tongue for being mean."

"You cut me open, sucked the poison from an aging wound."

"Who'd reach out and grab the moon if I should ask or just imply that I wanted a bit more light?"

"I could never hold a perfect thing and not demolish it."

"What am I thinking?"

"What does this mean?"

"How could somebody ever love me?"

DOMINIC'S INTERLUDE

"Your eyes are fragile and timeless, it's beautiful."

"There's power in the words you whisper."

"Your eyes are open when you kiss him/her."

"You can take a chance, come take my hand."

I HATE EVERYBODY

"I'm my own biggest enemy."

"All my empathy's a disaster."

"I don't know what they all think of me."

"I don't even remember anything but thinking you're the one."

"I can force a future like it's nothing."

"I'll just hate everybody."

"Why can't I go home without somebody?"

"I could fall in love with anybody who don't want me."

"I just keep saying I hate everybody, but maybe I don't."

"I know I've got a tendency to exaggerate what I'm seeing."

"I know that it's unfair of me to make a memory out of a feeling."

"I notice every single thing that's ever happening in a moment."

"Infatuation's observation with a cause."

"But none of it is love."

"If I could make you love me, maybe you could make me love me."

"If I can't make you love me, then I'll just hate everybody."

3AM

"Think I took it way too far."

"My insecurities are hurting me."

"Someone please come and flirt me."

"I really need a mirror that'll come along and tell me that I'm fine."

"I do it every time."

"I keep on hanging on the line, ignoring every warning sign."

"Come on and make me feel alright again."

"I'm calling everybody that I know."

"I need it digital cause, baby, when it's physical I end up alone."

"I know it's complicated."

"Know that my identity's always getting the best of me."

"I'm the worst of my enemies."

"I don't really know what to do with me."

"Will you please pick up the fucking phone?"

WITHOUT ME

"Found you when your heart was broke."

"I filled your cup until it overflowed."

"Took it so far to keep you close."

"I was afraid to leave you on your own."

"I said I'd catch you if you fall."

"If they laugh, then fuck 'em all."

"Tell me, how's it feel sitting up there?"

"You know I'm the one who put you up there."

"Gave love about a hundred tries."

"Just running from the demons in your mind."

"I didn't notice cause my love was blind."

"You don't have to say just what you did."

"I already know."

"I had to go and find out from them."

"So tell me, how's it feel?"

FINALLY // BEAUTIFUL STRANGER

"You've got hips like Jagger and two left feet."

"I wonder if you'd like to meet."

"Your voice is velvet through a telephone."

"I've never seen a mouth that I would kill to kiss."

"I'm terrified, but I can't resist."

"Beautiful strangers only come along to do me wrong."

"I think it's finally safe for me to fall."

"I've never recognized a purer face."

"You stopped me in my tracks and put me right in my place."

"Used to think that loving meant a painful chase."

"You're right here now and I think you'll stay."

ALANIS' INTERLUDE

"I can't change my appetite."

"It doesn't matter to me."

"I have never felt the difference."

"I think I'll probably die before I have you."

"I live for loving impolite."

KILLING BOYS

"Told me pick my battles and be picking 'em wise. But I wanna pick 'em all and I don't wanna decide."

"Tell me, have you ever keyed a Ferrari before?"

"I won't ever feel this way again."

"Cause you don't need me anymore."

"I won't ever try again."

"All I want in return is revenge."

"So where do you go?"

"I don't wanna Uma Thurman your ass."

"I don't need you anymore."

SUGA'S INTERLUDE

"I've been trying all my life to separate the time between the having it all and giving it up."

"I wonder what's in store if I don't love it anymore."

"Wanna scream, but what's the use?"

"Feeling so incomplete."

"Wonder will we ever meet?"

"Would you know it right away, how hard I tried to see your face?"

"I still believe it won't be like before."

"When you decide it's your time to arrive, I've loved you for all of my life."

STILL LEARNING

"I should be living the dream."

"I got a paranoia in me."

"I know that I've done some wrong, but I'm tryna make it right."

"Get me out right now."

"And know that I love you."

"I'm still learning to love myself."

"No one wants to really commit."

929

"Can't remember half the time that I've been alive."

"They say don't meet your heroes, they're all fucking weirdos."

"God knows that they were right."

"Because nobody loves you, they just try to fuck you."

"Who do you call when it's late at night?"

"I wasn't in love then, and I'm still not now. And I'm so happy I figured that out."

"I've got a long way to go until self-preservation."

"I think my moral compass is on a vacation."

"I'm still looking for my salvation."

#rp memes #rp starters #rp prompts #rp lyric meme #lyric prompts #lyric starters #sentence starters #roleplay starters #roleplay prompts #not the old me. 2.0 me. no it's all of meme combined (ask meme)#when there was me and queue (queue)

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putonmyfavoriteshow · 1 year

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Life With Luca thoughts/reactions

WOW, I really enjoyed that way more than I expected to!

OK, so timeline wise the math isn't really mathing for me lmao. Like how do they both have 14 yr olds and Simon being in college already?? The show only ended in 2009/2010 which was 13/14 years ago?? What year is it in this universe??? They both had children the year they went off to college lmao??

But I'm happy to ignore logic since I actually enjoyed the newbies a lot.

I liked that Luca/Skylar weren't just a repeat Casey/Derek dynamic and weren't rivals who full on hated each other but just grew up differently and had some jealousy/hostility toward the other because of that, but actually were a lot sweeter together during more serious moments. I think their personalities perfectly reflected how they were raised - Luca is a bit of a rebel, but he's very much Casey's son, he's trained in First Aid! and has a granola bar in his pocket at all times, albeit stale AF, and takes care of his siblings even if he can be lazy about it sometimes. Skylar is more mature minded but she has the freedom of Derek's parenting so she's not nearly as high strung as Casey is, but she is more organized and put together to make up for Derek's lackadaisical way of living.

I LOVED SIMON!!! He was easily my favorite new character. I can't believe I went from forgetting he even existing to absolutely adoring him. He was so lovable and silly and he must have such a wild childhood being the Venturi-McDonald baby, I would love more backstory on him!

Molly/Kai were adorable and the perfect little chaotic kiddos to round out the ensemble :3

George/Nora - although I wasn't as invested in them, their relationship is so adorable and they're just as dorky and sweet as they were in the series.

The random jewelry heist B-plot was so random, but kinda funny. I'm down for some chaotic hijinx, and I love how it ended with that theif falling through the ceiling XD

The return of Lassiter and Sam were great. It would've been great to see any of the show regulars honestly but I'm glad we got some. I think the return of D-Rock really got me. When they started singing the song I had tears in my eyes. And Ralph as a surgeon was such a great way to explain his absense lmao.

I missed Edwin/Lizzie/Marti. I think that was my only real let down with the movie. They didn't need to be in the whole thing but even a video call would have been nice :/

Career-wise I'm glad they went with Derek as a rock star and Casey as a lawyer. Even though Derek was the hockey guy, seeing him roam around as a rock star with his daughter really just fits his vibe. And I'm so glad the movie course corrected VWD Casey because I was never a fan of her dropping out of college to dance in NY like ?? sure Casey loves to dance but she loves to use her big brain even more!!! Plus fighting for justice?? THAT'S SO CASEY DASEY!!! So it was taboo then, I feel like it's even more taboo now, but had you lived it you would get it! These two always had way too much tension and never quite fell into a sibling-like relationship. They were insanely obsessed with each other making everyone around them uncomfortable, so they were destined to be messed up soulmates <3 It may be an ick for some and that's valid, but for me they'll always be "the exception the the rule" ;) Also Ashley and Mike were always pushing the limit on them, they knew what they were doing! Ok, so now that that's out of the way, I knew that we weren't going to get canon Dasey out of this, but I'm so glad the writers delivered on giving us some great Dasey content regardless. The fact that both Skylar's mom and Casey's hockey husband were both entirely absent and no love interest was given was wise. We basically got to see Derek and Casey play house and be the married vibes that they are which is honestly what us hardcore LWD/Dasey fans want anyway. Mike & Ash didn't miss a beat! That was really Casey and Derek back on my screen and it made me really emotional <3 Maybe the movie didn't have a whole lot of just them, since their children were the focal point but the way it ended, it just made me want more and feel like we were being set up for ...possible canon Dasey? But even if not canon, I think that if the show does get picked up, we can get so much fun Dasey content from it to build from anyway (canon is overrated sometimes lbr) Plus I genuinely enjoy seeing Derek and Casey in parental roles so that would be awesome. And SIMON MORE SIMON PLEASE!!!! <3

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