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bean-bam · 4 years

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This post contains spoilers for the Guardians of Ga’hoole books.

So I watched the Legends of the Guardians movie last night and forgot just how many inconsistencies there are with the books. Don’t get me wrong, I love the movie but fuck. I just feel like I need to tell someone.

Sorry for the long post, but there is just so much different.

Here we go:

1. Soren is not fully-fledged at the beginning of the books

2. Eglantine hasn’t even hatched yet

3. The legends all the chicks are told are not about Lyze of Kiel

4, Lyze of Kiel never fought Metal Beak

5. Kludd is Metal Beak

6. Mrs. Plithiver does not have eyes, she is blind

7. The Guardians never fought in the Battle of the Ice Claws

8. Literally, everything about Metal Beak is wrong

9. Eglantine and Marella don’t have the speckle under their eye

10. Kludd and Soren were not branching at the same time

11. Soren didn’t really roleplay as a guardian

12. Noctus would not have told Soren that when he started branching, the noise wasn’t important. Noisy branching leads to noisy flight.

13. Eglantine would not be eating fur on meat or meat on bones yet, her first pellet would not have bones or fur in it.

14. Soren did not try and branch/fly while his parents were gone

15. Kludd isn’t as much of a dick in the movie as he is in the book.

16. Kludd didn’t push Soren off a branch, he pushed Soren out of the hollow

17. Kludd pushed Soren to kill him, not because he wanted Soren to shut up.

19. Kludd did not fall out of the nest.

20. Soren did not get attacked by an animal on the ground

21. There were no Tasmanian devils

22. The books were not explicitly set in Australia/New Zealand/that general area

23. Jatt and Jutt are doofuses in the movies, they are a lot more serious in the books

24. Kludd wasn’t snatched

25. The St. Aggies owls didn’t sing their song when bringing the owlets back

26. Soren was a lot more confused and frightened by the different owls because he had only seen Tytos before

27. The Pure Ones did not control St. Aggies

28. Nyra is not the Ablah General of St. Aggies

29. There is no Skench and Spoorn, the Leaders of St. Aggies in the books.

30. St. Aggies is not affiliated with the Pure Ones

31. Soren and Gylfie worked in the Pelletorium by choice

32. Not pits or pit guardians. In the books, Gylfie and Soren were kept in different pits and both of their pit guardians make a comeback later in the books.

33. St Aggies, in general, is just all messed up

34. Jatt and Jutt instructed the owlets in the sleep march seemed a lot cooler in the books

35. Soren and Gylfie weren’t given number designations

36. Gylfie doesn’t know how to navigate

37. They don’t start their first moonblinking session together

38. Soren would be the one bad at acting moonblinked, not Gylfie

39. Jatt and Jutt didn’t instruct the new owlets in the Pelletorium.

40. Again, no Pure Ones in St. Aggies

41. St. Aggies owls care a lot about number designations

42. Flecks were kept in the Library and no owl except for Skench or Spoorn could go in there.

43. Bats literally had nothing to do with the flecks

44. Flecks didn’t immobilize owls like that, they are just little bits of magnetic metal

45. Honestly, the Metal Beak in the movie doesn’t even look like a Tyto

46. Grimble didn’t confront the owlets about not being perfectly moonblinked. Gylfie confronted Grimble.

47. St. Aggies didn’t take Grimble’s family. They tried to snatch Bess, Grimble fought back, and St Aggies promised to leave his family alone if he came with them

48. There were a lot more flying lessons with Grimble

49. No Hortense :(

50. In the Pure Ones, Tyto Albas were much more highly ranked than other Tytos and would not have been trained together

51. Soren and Gylfie had to fly straight up out of the canyonlands, they didn’t get a ledge to fly off of

52. Grimble was killed in the library

53. Grimble didn’t say shit about finding the Guardians

54. Soren and Gylfie met Twilight first, not Digger, when they tried to land for the first time

55. Twilight and Digger were not buddies/living together, they didn’t even know each other.

56. Soren, Gylfie, and Twilight found Digger running in the desert

57. Digger is not eccentric and crazy

56. Twilight did not catch Mrs. Plithiver for dinner.

57. Soren found Mrs. Plithiver

58. Digger was the one that had a slip up about eating Mrs. P

59. Mrs. P didn’t know what happened to Soren’s parents

60. Twilight didn’t have a lute

61. Twilight was not a poet or musician. He. is. a. warrior. He just has his battle taunts

62. Mrs. P flew on Soren or Twilights back, not in a lute.

63. Soren and Digger went and looked for their parents, Gylfie wanted to but just assumed they were dead.

64. Twilight talked A LOT more about the Orphan School of Tough Learning

65. The band got mobbed by crows during one of their first flights together, Digger was hella injured

66. The crows did not try and steal Mrs. P

67. Um. Mirror Lakes? Hello?

68. There were no echidna’s in the books

69. Nice

70. Um. Ice Narrows? Dumpy the puffin? Hello?

71. Seriously who is this echidna?

72. Digger isn’t a tracker yet. Gylfie still isn’t a navigator yet. Twilight would not refer to himself as a poet warrior

73. Pretty sure Boron was the one to speak to the Band when they got close to the tree, not Barran. I could be wrong

74. Nearly forgot about this, what about the rogue smith in the beaks and the bobcat? What about the “You only wish”?

75. Ezylryb is not a crazy owl

76. I really hate how they portrayed Ezylryb

77. Who the fuck is Allomere? He sure as hell isn’t in the books.

78. The band does not know about the Pure Ones when they get to the Great Tree

79. Barran is the leader of the Search and Rescue Chaw

80. Ezylryb would not get in a fight with another owl

81. It’s tweener, not dinner

82. Otulissa may be snobby but she isn’t a total bitch

83. Nestmaid snakes are the tables in the dining hollow

84. The band did not have their classes together

85. Using an Owl City song was very cash money of them (not an inconsistency)

86. Ezylryb doesn’t lead colliering, just weather interpretation.

87. What happened to getting tapped for a chaw

88. Pretty sure a big part of Soren’s character is that he is a phenomenal collier. They made no indication that he is a collier in the movie.

89. Eglantine wasn’t moonblinked, she was stone stunned/damaged by flecks

90. I’m kind of sad there is no Poot

91. Ezylryb didn’t just tell owls to rely on their gizzard when flying in a storm

92. No Octavia :(

93. Guardians didn’t fight with metal swords

94. They also didn’t use helmets until the band and Otulissa figured out mu metal could protect them from flecks

95. Ezylryb didn’t tell soren he is Lyze of Kiel

96. Ezylryb had his old battle claws hung up in a secret hollow

97. Eglantine was found in the Great Downing

99. Hundred of owlets, not just two

100. The downing was this huge operation, took the whole tracking and search and rescue chaws

101. Also, no Primrose, Martin, or Ruby :(

102. The guardians didn’t go straight into a war.

103. Ezylryb would NEVER PUT ON BATTLE CLAWS

104. Ezylryb would NEVER FIGHT IN A BATTLE

105. We just going to ignore The Rescue, The Siege, The Shattering, and most of The Burning?

106. This battle is the most like the battle of the canyonlands but in reality this battle just never happened in the books

107. No trader Mags

108. Strix Struma is still alive in the movie

109. Really, everything after this point is different than the books

110. Bats didn’t fight for the Pure Ones or St. Aggies

111. Ezylryb would never.

112. Why the fuck are they having Twilight carry a lute into battle. Fuck that

113. Fire doesn’t stop the flecks by destroying the contraption that is exposing them.

114. Fire literally demagnetizes flecks

115. This really isn’t how flecks impair others. Like at all

116. They really don’t show Soren getting one coal in the movie :(

117. I’m serious, this battle and everything that happens in it did not happen in the books

118. Oh yea, Kludd and Nyra were mates

119. By Glaux I hate that they show Ezylryb fighting

120. Kludd would never beg for help, especially from Soren.

121. Soren didn’t kill Metal Beak. (See 5 and 121)

122. Metal Beak wasn’t killed by a burning branch, he was killed by an ice sword

123. Speaking of ice swords, where the heck are the Northern Kingdoms in the movie.

124. Soren’s parents are fucking dead. They literally did not come to the Great Tree because Kludd killed them. (Ngl I like the ending of the movie better because its a happy ending with Soren and his family all together.)

125. Kludd most definetly died after the Guardians had their big battle with the Pure Ones in the canyonlands

Okay, thats it. If there are any inconsistencies I missed, feel free to let me know.

#guardians of ga'hoole #owls of ga'hoole #soren #gylfie #digger #twilight #legends of the guardians #guardians of gahoole #rant #like a big ol rant

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ratharee · 7 years

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1 - 150 !!! 😈 Hehehe

1.Who was the last person you held hands with?

My baby. 2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Depends on the day. 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

My bio Dad and his girlfriend the next time they come visit, hopefully this month. 4. Are you easy to get along with?

Most people would say yes, I’m sure a few would disagree lol. I believe I am. 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Probably my boyfriend or one of my best friends. 6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

I find a lot of different qualities attractive. If we are strictly speaking personality someone who is down to earth, thoughtful, intelligent, loves nature and animals etc etc 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

I will be. 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

My Dad, not my bio Dad but my Dad dad.  9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Absolutely not. 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

My SO. 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“I downloaded it and it said doughnuts failed!!”“Download***”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Kickapoo, Daughter, Klusterfuck, Remedy, and Saviour. (Last I listened to actually lol) But that is an unfair question as I have probably more than a hundred “favourite songs”. How can you just pick five?!?  13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Honestly it depends on my mood, sometimes I love it and sometimes it makes my skin crawl. 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

I suppose, a little bit. 15. What good thing happened this summer?

This last summer, uhhh I can’t think of any one big good thing but lots of smaller things. Like my business starting to amp up. 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

I’m going to. 17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

I don’t actually have an opinion on that. 18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

I do not. 19. Do you like bubble baths?

I FUCKING love them, I use a really lovely organic raspberry bubble bath and it’s heavenly. Add some candles and music and I’m set for the next hour :3  20. Do you like your neighbors?

We actually don’t have any right now!!! They got evicted and moved out today. One of them was really nice but the others were annoying and very rude. College students, four of them. I’m sorry but my family is more important then your house parties. Bye bye 👋  21. What are you bad habits?

Well I don’t have nearly as many as I used too. I don’t smoke, do any hard drugs, or cut anymore and if I drink it’s only a couple once and awhile. I think stressing the fuck out over insignificant things is one of my worst habits. I only ever finish half of a drink sometimes less. Also barely sleeping and forgetting to eat. But I’m really trying to work on those. 22. Where would you like to travel?

New Zealand, A shit ton of places in South America, Madagascar, New Caledonia, Japan, Sweden, I seriously could just keep going on forever  23. Do you have trust issues?

Major. 24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Waking up to my bb boy. 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

Probably my legs now, also I have never liked my nose. 26. What do you do when you wake up?

Take care of my baby, take my meds, take my greens, water the reps 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Darker! 28. Who are you most comfortable around?

My cousin. She is the shit! 29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

A few of them. 30. Do you ever want to get married?

I do, yea I do.  31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

My hair is past my titties. 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Jason Momoa and Snow tha product 33. Spell your name with your chin.

I’m on my iPhone so this isn’t going to work well.DabfsyS Yep so good. 34. Do you play sports? What sports?

What do you consider sports? I spin some poi and shoot a recurve. I also ride. But other than that no no no sports for me! 35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

Tv. 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Of course. 37. What do you say during awkward silences?

Probably something I shouldn’t. 38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

I already answered this for someone else please refer to that.  39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Home Depot, Guava, Kool and Child. 40. What do you want to do after high school?

I had no idea what I wanted to do, or rather I had a million ideas and no clear path. I’m now working towards my ultimate goal of having a storefront for my business.  41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Not everyone no, some people definitely do. 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

It literally could mean a number of things. I’m dissociating, I’m tired, I’m uncomfortable, I’m angry and don’t want to start shit and know if I say something I will , I’m upset and trying not to cry, or I’m just lost in my own mind thinking thinking thinking always a million thoughts 43. Do you smile at strangers?

I sure do, it makes me happy 😊  44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Ocean! 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Well I have a baby and a shit ton of animals who need me to take care of them lol, so on mornings when I don’t feel like getting up that’s a big motivater. 46. What are you paranoid about?

Everything? 47. Have you ever been high?

Oh sweet summer child, you don’t want to know how fucking high I’ve been. 48. Have you ever been drunk?

Yes yes yes. 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Not that I can think of, have you? 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Black. 51. Ever wished you were someone else?

I used to wish that all the time. 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

I wish I could be neurotypical, I want that more than anything else in this world. 53. Favourite makeup brand?

Uhhhhhhh  54. Favourite store?

Home Depot. 55. Favourite blog?

Mine? 56. Favourite colour?

Green 🐍✅🐊 57. Favourite food?  I love mangos and Chinese food!

58. Last thing you ate?

Green grapes. 59. First thing you ate this morning?

A granola bar.  60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Yes mini golf lol, swimming, animal show at the Duncan fair, I’m sure there are some other small and insignificant things but I’m too tired to try and remember  61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Nope. 62. Been arrested? For what?

I wasn’t arrested, I was removed by a police officer and put in the back of his car. But he drove me to the hospital and I was admitted to the psych-ward. So not really the same thing. 63. Ever been in love?

I have yes. 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

I kissed a boy under my hide a bed when I was six, it wasn’t all that great lmao. 65. Are you hungry right now?

No but I am a little thirsty. 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

No sorry, I love my friends! They are amazing. 67. Facebook or Twitter?

Facebook, I don’t do twitter. 68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr 69. Are you watching tv right now?

No sir. 70. Names of your bestfriends?

Raven, Emily, Alyssa, Amelia,  71. Craving something? What?

Honestly a fucking smoke, sometimes I want one so bad.  72. What colour are your towels?

I have many different colours. Mostly solid cream and solid green though.  72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Two. 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Shhhhh yes  74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Way to FUCKING many lol, definitely over 30. Most of them are under the stairs but I have I think six out. 75. Favourite animal?

I can’t do this. So many amazing unique animals, I have far too many favourites to even narrow it down to 20 favs.  76. What colour is your underwear?

I’m not wearing any.  77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate 🍫  78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Orange creamsicle or tiger tiger 🐯  79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

It’s red. 80. What colour pants?

They are black. 81. Favourite tv show?

Game of thrones!!!!! 82. Favourite movie?

Nope I don’t have one. 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

What? There is a second one? The first because it’s the only one I’ve seen. 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

21 jump street 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

I don’t have one. 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

All of them? 87. First person you talked to today?

My boyfriend. 88. Last person you talked to today?

My boyfriend. 89. Name a person you hate?

Krystal, such a cunt.  90. Name a person you love?

My Nanny and Bampi!!!! 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Yes just look two questions above 😜 92. In a fight with someone?

Not actively unless you count people being nasty through anon asks lol. 93. How many sweatpants do you have?

None. 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

Like ten or something, I don’t count them. 95. Last movie you watched?

Rewind. It was not very good. 96. Favourite actress?

I really do love Emilia, Scarlet, Maisie, Angelina 97. Favourite actor?

Jason Momoa  98. Do you tan a lot?

No I burn a lot. 99. Have any pets?

I have a fuck ton of pets 🐍🐍🐍🐊🐊🐊🐱🕷🕷🕷 100. How are you feeling?

Really tired, going to sleep very soon here 💤 101. Do you type fast?

Relatively fast yes. 102. Do you regret anything from your past?

There are a few regrets definitely. 103. Can you spell well?

I can! 104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

I do!! 105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Lots of them! They are so much fun! Highly recommend. 106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Unfortunately yes.  107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Started riding when I was nine. I mostly ride English but am proficient in Western as well. Did a little vaulting a couple times and that was seriously fun!

108. What should you be doing?

Sleeping lmao. I have not been getting much sleep lately, or ever really who am I kidding. 109. Is something irritating you right now? Yes my back hurts like a motherfucker, but it always does.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Yes!!! 111. Do you have trust issues?

I think you already asked me that and yes I do. 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My boyfriend. 113. What was your childhood nickname?

Zanny, nothing fancy lol. Or my parents would call me Zant, which I HATED. I got a lot of nicknames as I got a little older.  114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

I have been to England and Alaska. 115. Do you play the Wii?

I don’t have one but I used to play it sometimes. 116. Are you listening to music right now?

Minecraft music in the background. 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

It’s ok. 118. Do you like Chinese food?

I fucking love it 😍  119. Favourite book?

Swan song- Robert Mcammon 120. Are you afraid of the dark?

I used to be petrified!!! It doesn’t bother me anymore, except on the rare occasion. 121. Are you mean?

I can be a real cunt sometimes I admit, if you start shit with me I have a hard time controlling my tongue. But in general I am not a mean person.  122. Is cheating ever okay?

No, it’s not. If you choose to cheat you choose to cheat and it’s unacceptable.  123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

I can for awhile lol. 124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Nope. 125. Do you believe in true love?

Sure. 126. Are you currently bored?

Yes, quite. I’m on the beef of passing out lol. 127. What makes you happy?

My family, friends, animals, nature. 128. Would you change your name?

Never. 129. What your zodiac sign?

Aquarius  130. Do you like subway?

I do indeed. 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Well he does and I don’t do anything and he doesn’t do anything because I have a boyfriend and he respects that.  132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

You are repeating questions tsk tsk tsk 133. Favourite lyrics right now?

Send in your skeletonsSing as their bones go marching in, againThe need you buried deepThe secrets that you keep are ever readyAre you ready?I’m finished making senseDone pleading ignoranceThat whole defense

Spinning infinity, boyThe wheel is spinning meIt’s never-ending, never-endingSame old story 134. Can you count to one million?

Why the fuck would I want to? Hehe I don’t have the patience for that honestly  135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

When I was little I told a social worker investigating my Mother that she never hurt me and everything was fine. She told me exactly what to say to them and I did what I was told. I regret it to this day.  136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Closed. 137. How tall are you?

5'2 138. Curly or Straight hair?

I straighten it, because it’s mostly straight but has a bit of wave that I dislike.  139. Brunette or Blonde?

Blonde. 140. Summer or Winter?

Winter. 141. Night or Day?

Both, I seriously love each for their own reasons. But I feel more at home in the evening. Not night but early evening. 142. Favourite month?

I don’t have one. 143. Are you a vegetarian?

I have been. But I’m not now. 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

White. 145. Tea or Coffee?

I love both ☕️ 146. Was today a good day?

It was lovely, except when Jasper threw his socks in Finnicks water dish lol. 147. Mars or Snickers?

Snickers. 148. What’s your favourite quote?

Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens- J.R.R Tolkien149. Do you believe in ghosts?

I believe in Demons150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line

Windle Poons stepped off the bridge. There was a squelch.

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